Buy a VCR, chinkfam.

JUST

>>63106290
is your wife an asian mail order bride?

She sounds too good for you OP

>>63106290
Literally Reddit: The Post

Ugh, why not start her training with real cinema instead of that entry-level garbage?

>>63106290
I thought Star Wars was banned in China?

>>63106356
this
watching star wars past the age of 20 is like consuming big macs, it's intellectual poison for the weak and simple.

>>63106290
Enjoy your divorce.

>>63106368
Big macs are still tasty.

>>63106412
It's shit that tastes like chocolate pudding.

>>63106425
chocolate pudding is tasty

>>63106425
Big macs taste like hamburgers dude

>>63106412
tasty, entertaining, yes. but just like big macs, star wars goes right through you, without any philosophical questions being asked of the viewer.

>>63106425
You've obviously never had a Big Mac faggot.

>>63106290
tfw never showed my wife's son the lord of the rings trilogy

>>63106451
And other burgers lead you to philosophical questions?

You've not thought this through kid.

>>63106425
What the fuck are you talking about

>>63106342
Even though I hate this meme I have to admit, this is entirely accurate