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Jar Jar Binks is a Sith Lord
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I know it came from Reddit, but it's a solid theory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yy3q9f84EA
TL;DR
Every moment Jar Jar is on screen, he is doing something indicative of a sith lord.

Thoughts? Is Lucas a genius? Did we doom ourselves to a shitty trilogy because we weren't capable of understanding his brilliance?
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>>63099650
Stop posting this shit.
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>>63099650
Every fucking day, Jesus Christ.

It's not funny, it's not clever, it's not interesting.
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>>63099650
>he uses drunken stumbling to evade enemy attacks
oh god stop. he drunkenly stumbles because lucas wanted a comic relief character that never came to harm. tired of these bullshit "fan theories" that take simple, obvious facts and try to warp them to fit their headcanon.
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>>63099650
>Every moment Jar Jar is on screen, he is doing something indicative of a sith lord.
>messing with a repair droid or sticking his tongue out to grab food is considered dark side action.

Go back to Reddit and take your bullshit theory with you
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>>63099650

Hello Reddit!
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>>63099650
This was a full "rumor" back when the movie came out, years before reddit kids born in 2000 picked it up.
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>Jar Jar steps into animal poopy when nobody else is looking
>this is what prideful sith (more like shit lmao) lords actually do in their spare time
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>>63100097
When doing deception, you gotta own it 24/7.
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Only thing this "theory" convinced me of is that coordinator Nick Gillard probably watched Drunken Master II in preparation for planing out Jar Jar's clumsy scenes with Lucas.
Whatever other dot connecting nonsense it assumes is drawn from cherry picked scenes where Jar Jar mouth or hand moves slightly because the CG animators are being hyper careful not to leave any frame still in a futile attempt at trying to convince us he's not a cartoon rabbit.
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>>63099687
>It's not funny, it's not clever, it's not interesting.
But it's the truth.
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remember to report literal spam from reddit
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>>63100274
>theory never proved by anything star wars related
>jar jar will never get mentioned again

i don't get reddit humor
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This is so fucking stupid

I hate every single one of you
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>>63099650
More like you're a shit lord OP.
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>jar jar is the key to all this

Lucas confirmed for genius
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