>go to movie theater
>guy sitting in fron of us is wearing a fedora
>he takes it off
>there's a bandana underneath it
for what purpose
>>63092116
>go to movie theater
>take off my fedora
>realize that I forgot my bandana
>cinema patrol stops me
>fined 30 dollars
IT HAPPENED TO ME
>>63092116
he's a baldlet.
they always wear hats indoors to hide their balding heads so they dont look 45 years old.
>>63092116
>>63092116
>>63092116
I wear a beanie all the time because my hair is a long greasy mess.
The bandana keeps it off his face and the fedora is because he's a douchebag
>>63092116
what are you watching
fuck I read it as banana
that way it would be obvious so he could sneak food in
i do it all the time to sneak it mcdoubles and chicken nuggets
loads better than paying $6 for a hot dog and $5 for cookie dough bites, and $4 for sour patch kids
went to see spectre a few weeks ago. it happened.
i spotted two girls coming in and sitting down on the second row, then forgot about them. then in the middle of the movie i spotted something in the corner of my eye, and looked down and to the side where they were sitting. both girls had taken off their boots (and presumably socks) and were wriggling their toes on the empty seats in from of them. do they do this on purpose?
>>63093571
Did you jack off?
to keep the falcons away, obviously
they're natural enemies in the wild
probably he's the designated shooter, don't forget to tip him
>>63093883
What is the falcon thing? I don't go to r9k
>>63094168
no, you go to reddit.
>>63092116
He's your designated shooter. That's just his uniform.
>>63094199
That's pretty clear by his /tv/ presence. This is literally Reddit: The Board.
>>63093433
Louis CK's IBG 3D Extravaganza
>>63094317
TAKE
