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how far did you make it before you turned it off?

i thought a conversation was interaction between mutliple people, not just one self absorbed retard fixing his hair and whining for 20 minutes.

why did they agree to this? is rlm now in the pocket of fox?
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>>63090983
Max Landis knows his career is dead after Frankenstein so he's trying to transition into Internet Media Critic
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>>63090999
Is Frankenstein shit?
I was kind of excited for it
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What's the deal with this fag?

The only thing I know him from is Wrestling Isn't Wrestling which I enjoyed
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>>63090983

>A TRAILER FOR SOME SHIT MOVIE AT THE START OF A RLM VIDEO

dropped
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All Max did was shit on Fox the whole time though.
Why would Fox pay to get bad mouthed?
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>>63091042
>missing the joke this badly
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I remember watching him in an interview after Chronicle and he was basically saying as much shit as he could about how man of steel sucked.
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Who the fuck is this Landis queer? He was also on movie fights being an annoying piece of shit
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>>63090983
I enjoyed it, mostly because of Mike and Jay shifting uncomfortably every couple of minutes.
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>>63091106
I think Mike is afraid of homosexuals
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>>63090983
I made it through to the end, but I skipped a few minutes in the middle where he was buttering Jay and Mike as his favorite reviewers
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I still feel bad when I insulted Max that one time during a reddit raid of their movie subreddit/place whatever.
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I turned it off when I realized Max would never shut the fuck up and there was no point for Mike and Jay to be there so I guess 30 seconds in.

I'd be lying if I said this wasn't RLM's worst decisian since adding AIDSMoby full time on camera.
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>>63091058

ironic shilling is still shilling you dumb fuck
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>>63090983

I made it almost half way. What an effeminate faggot.

Of course forces outside your control can ruin your movie, that doesnt absolve your movie from criticism and it doesnt mean *you* dont suck
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>>63090983
Max is insufferable, but I liked this vid.
* Continues the RLM/Max thing which was all too brief
* Max obviously sold his trip to Milwaukee as a "promotional" thing to the studio, but it was really to try to repair his online persona. RLM played along by playing 10s of the Frankenstein clip.
* I like seeing how mike reacts. He's genuinely uncomfortable talking to Max. You see him turn to Jay again and again because that's his comfort zone.

anyway, it may be nostalgia glasses at this point, but any RLM is welcome. RLM and /tv/ grew up together.
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>>63091058
Maybe you missed the joke.
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>>63091141
that was one of the best parts since it was obviously the most awkward moment.
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>mfw people were actually saying Max Landis seemed like a passionate, cool dude rather than a self-absorbed and desperate product of nepotism
>mfw this is neo-/tv/
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>>63091172
>* Max obviously sold his trip to Milwaukee as a "promotional" thing to the studio, but it was really to try to repair his online persona. RLM played along by playing 10s of the Frankenstein clip.

How can you miss the joke this badly?
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>>63090983
I don't think the video was terrible, but I'm not looking forward to watching best and the worst with him.
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>>63091207

Eh. Max hatred is one thing like 90% of /tv/ is united on for the time being which is the best you can ask for. The Contrarian Max Defense Force is gaining strength every day I'm sure tho
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>>63091158
Wow you really really didn't understand what they were doing by showing that clip, do you?
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>>63091172
>* I like seeing how mike reacts. He's genuinely uncomfortable talking to Max. You see him turn to Jay again and again because that's his comfort zone.

That's something Mike does every time there's a guess. See the Matt Hamon interview.
The guy is seriously socially awkward when it comes to talk to new people. He can gets intimidated at first.
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>mfw he clipped the audio multiple times

Other than that, it was interesting
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>>63091207
I don't really see how Max's "connections" somehow mean he isn't passionate about it. If he didn't care about filmmaking he would have quit several bombs ago.
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Why does he look like such a homo?
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>max landis says he likes paranormal activity leaving jay and mike to burst out laughing uncontrollably
gold
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>>63091247
I don't hate Max. Despite the bad reviews, the new Frankenstein has me sort of interested. And some of what he says in the video actually is interesting.

It's like he makes sense, but then has to go on and on about it until he briefly says something that one could poke a whole through. Then he goes onto another subject and does the same shit.

He's just sort of annoying but I think it's cool to have people who are close to 'our' level and is making movies.
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>>63091282
because he is one [spoilers]
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>>63091299
got to work, Max
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People like to pretend Mike is some sort of alpha that dominates the discussion when really that's only the case when Jay and Rich are around. In the Landis vid he talks mostly in whispers to Jay and constantly turns to him, it's sad to watch. Guy's seriously helpless when it comes to social interactions.
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>>63090983
>A conversation
>Landis talks for 26 of the 27 minutes
>Jay dares to ask a question once every five minutes
>Mike quietly continues to drink himself to death
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>>63091024
It's the worst movie of the year

It's worse than fucking I, Frankenstein, the movie that single handedly destroyed Aaron Eckhart's career
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>tv pretends to dislike max landis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c80SNPOOXiE

based max
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god max landis is such a whiny cunt
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>>63091330
>it's sad to watch
Lol what? Why is it "sad?" There's nothing shameful about being a little shy.
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>>63091330
this is largely true, except for one thing
Mike is a funny ass drunk.

I've met people like this. A few drinks and he becomes genuinely wittier.

>tfw you're an angry, emotional drunk.
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I started it thinking that I wouldn't be able to finish it, but I actually found it semi interesting.
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>>63091330
Does this make Max an alpha?
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>>63090983
>why did they agree to this?

They probably thought it would be funny to see some hack blame everyone else for movies he's been involved with not working.
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>>63091415
Yes.
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>>63091280
Passionate and deluded then.
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>>63091360
Nothing wrong with being a little shy but he's a grown man who's almost forty and he turns into a complete sperg when put in the same room with a stranger.
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>>63091563
>he turns into a complete sperg
Except he doesn't.
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>>63091345
>It's the worst movie of the year
Probably not, but boy did it flop.

>In North America, Victor Frankenstein opened on Wednesday, November 25, 2015 alongside Creed and The Good Dinosaur, as well as the wide releases of Brooklyn, Spotlight and Trumbo. The film was originally projected to gross $12 million from 2,797 theaters in its first five days, including $6–8 million in its opening weekend.[21] However after grossing $175,000 from its Tuesday night screenings and $620,000 on its opening day, five-day projections were lowered to $3–4 million.[22]
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>>63091367
>tfw you don't drink much because you suspect you would be a really evil drunk
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>>63091678
Did it do even worse than jem?
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>>63091678
>tfw it still grossed more than The Diary of a Teenaged Girl, an actually fucking excellent, critically acclaimed movie
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>>63091688
>tfw you drink all the time because it makes you silly and more personable
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>the amount of people that literally had no idea the clip was I, Frankenstein and not Victor Frankenstein
How the fuck can you be so unaware? I haven't seen either movie but knew right away what they were doing. Do you people even like movies?
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>>63091706
might be on par, but frankenstein had a much higher budget i imagine.
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>>63091746
Your stupid.
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>>63091724

>dat pen pen

lol
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>>63091770
No, I don't own a stupid.
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His point is right about blaming screenwriters. Unless you find an early script, you have no fucking clue how much of what they wrote is even in the movie.

>>63091252
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>>63091721
>that name
>those outfits
>that shot
I can fucking smell the hipsterism reeking through my monitor.
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>>63090983
When will there be a real fucking video its been like 3 weeks
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>>63091794
the media know this, they blame screenwriters because they have less power so it's less risky than calling Christopher Nolan a retarded hack, for example.
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>>63091794
This is correct - Hollywood is insane when it comes to story and editing
Usually they fire the original, then hire a bunch of goons to rewrite, then if you are credible they hire you back to fix it

Pretty insane
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>>63091810
>those outfits
well it's set in the 70s
and i've seen enough old family photos to recognize this
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Max Landis said he liked Wild Tales.
He's alright in my book.
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>>63091810
oh, your reaction is exactly why the movie made less than $500k. nonetheless, it's a shame. she fucks her mom's boyfriend, it's a pretty edgy coming-of-age story.

perhaps if they had marketed it as some kind of edgy sex movie.
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>>63090983
what the fuck is wrong with that fag's hair?
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>>63091046
Fox didn't actually pay him to fly to Milwaukee to be on some youtube show. That was just a joke. Screenwriters usually aren't involved in a movie's promotion anyway.
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>>63091854
that doesn't mean the original script was better. there's a huge number of ways a script can suck, and the process of rewriting often only makes it suck in a different way. it's really common for spec scripts to be excessively edgy, for example.
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>>63091810
you're so fucking cool
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>>63091902
>a bad costume can ruin a whole movie

I guess Max was right.
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>>63091933
he flew on a commercial jet, but they still paid his way.
There is no way on earth he paid his own way.
You really don't know the Juden do you?
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>>63091938
Oh of course, just adding my 2c about how easily, and often, shit get changed. Not because it's good but because some other cunt wants his name on it
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>>63091966
I guess it ruined the marketing at least.
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>>63091252
MAX LANDIS IS A WOMAN

AKA A FAGGOT LMAO
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>>63091902
Are you telling me there is a graphic hardcore sex scene with that girl in the middle and based Alexander Skarsgård? I haven't even seen it and it's already a 10/10.
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>>63091356
what an absolute madman
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smart move, max.
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>>63092005
Some people can be soooo inconsiderate
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>>63091356
>>63090983
What the fuck did he do to his hair
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>>63092102
kek, he's such a faggot
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I gave aidsmoby hair
what do you think
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>>63092132
It's now dyed blonde too.
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>>63092149
this shows promise
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>>63092144
Or he doesn't want to pull a Josh Trank
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>>63092149
hello there handsome
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>>63092034
no, she only shows her tits. the movie relies on all this "characterization" and "story" stuff they shoehorned in, personally I regretted sneaking in with my Kestrel which also did not enjoy the movie.
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>>63092202
Disgusting. I'm not even going to put my falcon through having to watch it.
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>>63092202
U wot m8
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>>63092267

Do you not have an Avian Theater Companion?
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>>63091724
I'm the same way. I wish I could drink and wallow in my misery but it makes me too happy
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>>63092296
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>>63092149
it's terrific
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>>63091721

>Sigourney Weaver
>Arya Stark
>Starlord Mememaster
>hipster as fuck costumes and set

I wonder why it flopped
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>>63092296
i sneak in a KFC bucket filled with fried chicken into the theater. i'd like to think of it as a companion
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>It's a guest episode
You should've known right there that it wasn't worth it
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>tfw Mike has social anxiety
>tfw Jay is the one that deals with outside people and press
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>>63092764
Doesn't stop Mike from bringing shitty retarded girls to everything
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>>63092149
is that Trump's son?
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>>63092659
>having facial recognition problems due to autism

seriously though at least click to view the full image next time
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>>63092785
The fuck does this even mean?
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>>63091256
>The guy is seriously socially awkward when it comes to talk to new people
Where did this bullshit meme come from? This is nothing like the hannon interview, where Mike was asking questions and laughing at things. There's also several other videos were he's talking to total strangers and doing just fine.
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>>63092994
women are attracted by Mike's aura of mystery because he never says anything
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Why can't I be Mike? Or at least that fat bald guy? All I am is a fat basement nerd with 0 friends :(
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>>63093010
What women? What the fuck nonsense babble are you spewing?
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Wait...

WAIT...

THAT WAS ACTUALLY MAX LANDIS??!?

I thought that was some goofy fuck pretending to be Max Landis! What the actual fuck?
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>>63090999
>he's trying to transition into Internet Media Critic
That's actually not a bad idea for him. In fact he might actually be better at it than being a writer.
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>>63093071
I literally thought this was a satire. So this Landis guy was 100% serious?!
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>>63093071
What would the purpose of that have been?
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>>63093178
Look at above post. I genuinely thought it was some parody / satire thing of Max because he's such an effeminate SJW faggot.
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When will Mike go solo?
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>>63091330
>he thinks you have to constantly dominate every conversation you partake in to be considered an alpha
>he doesn't understand that a huge part of being alpha is not giving a fuck, which Mike clearly is doing in these conversations
Just look at his demeanor. He's not mostly quite because he's shy or a beta, he's clearly barely interested in what Landis has to say and lets Jay dictate what their replies will be.
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>>63091415
>Does this make Max an alpha?
Max is alpha purely because he's from a wealthy family, he knows he can literally make these two people disappear if he wanted to, or ruin their lives in any way he wants to.
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>>63093170
I can't tell if your posts are satire. If you honestly thought that, you're pretty stupid desu.
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How come they only produce one video a month
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>>63093297
>m-my pretend friend isn't shy, really.
It's not a big deal that he's shy. Why is it so important to you that Mike be some quiet badass that you imagine him to be when he clearly isn't?
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>>63093408
They were slow in November because they were filming things that aren't released yet and finishing Space Cop, but they usually put out 2-4 videos a month.
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>>63093434
>h-he's shy and awkward just like me!
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>>63093453
>finishing Space Cop
SPACE COP
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>>63093396
Not everything is trolling kiddo. I sincerely thought that it had to be satire, Landis seems way too retarded in this interview. I was like, ya, they're making fun of him.
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>>63092149
This completely changes my mind about Jack. Someone send him a blond wig in the mail post haste!
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>>63092149

#1 Handsome boy. Now he just needs to say BUILD THAT WALL in the next BotW and I'm in love.
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>>63093297
But he clearly gives a fuck about what Landis was talking about, he constantly talks about the film industry with Jay. He just let Landis dominate the discussion, what, because he's such a badass? Give me a break
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>>63092149
hairmoby?
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>>63093408
November:
>Max Landis interview
>Pre Rec: Steam Controller
>Star Wars predictions

October:
>Return of the Jedi commentary
>Nightmare on Elm Street commentary
>Star Wars trailer reaction
>Welcome Back, Star Wars
>Half in the Bag: 2015 Re-Cap
>Ultron California
>Half in the Bag: Everest

September:
>Pre Rec: Metal Gear Solid V
>Best of the Worst: Battle of the Genres
>Half in the Bag: The Visit and Turbo Kid
>Pre Rec: Rocket League

August:
>Half in the Bag: American Ultra
>Best of the Worst: Wheel of the Worst
>George Clooney Batman vs Tom hardy Bane
>Batman and Robin commentary
>Half in the Bag: Fantastic Four

July:
>Half in the Bag: Pixels
>Half in the Bag: Ant Man
>Nerd Talk
>Pre Rec: Arkham Knight
>Scientist Man explains Terminator: Genisys
>Half in the Bag: Terminator Genisys
Best of the Worst: Lady Terminator, Lost in Dinosaur World, Low Blow

>inb4 It only counts as "real" content if I say it does
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>>63091150
>I turned it off when I realized Max would never shut the fuck up and there was no point for Mike and Jay to be there so I guess 30 seconds in.
i did exactly the same thing
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>>63093518
>I sincerely thought that it had to be satire
Then you are sincerely autistic.
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>>63091160
That Pike quote is fake as fuck you massive retard
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>>63090983
I thought they handled it as best they could.

They set there and let him talk, and said very little themselves. They gave him just enough rope to hang himself.

He went on RLM to try to defuse the notion that he's a whiny self absorbed idiot, and then proceeded to whine constantly about how all his films aren't hits (beside Chronicle), and how that is everyone's fault but his.
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>>63093623
fuck off mike
go make a GOOD video
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>>63090983
>how far did you make it before you turned it off?

When he joked about masturbating to Frankensteins monster.

Comedy gold.
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>>63093623
pre rec doesn't count.

so for November we have two videos, neither of them are a HIB or BOTW.
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>>63090983
They got some nice cash for doing this. Like more cash than they were ever offered before.
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>>63093623
>October:
>>Return of the Jedi commentary
>>Nightmare on Elm Street commentary
>>Star Wars trailer reaction
>>Welcome Back, Star Wars
>>Half in the Bag: 2015 Re-Cap
>>Ultron California
>>Half in the Bag: Everest

Skipping the best of the worst Halloween episode. What kind of shill are you?
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>>63093889
You should ask for your money back.
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>>63093932
tooshay
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>>63093889
pre rec comparing the steam controller to a spork was about as good as gaming journalism gets to be quite honest.
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RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
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>>63094098
>RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
Isn't that literally what Landis is though?
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>>63094215
>Landis
>Gen-X
he is a millennial cartoon character
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>>63094215
>responding to pasta
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Watching it again, Mike's a sperg. He keeps fidgeting and can't make eye contact when he talks.
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>>63094315
That's not being a sperg. Having met Max I can tell you that is just how your body reacts when you're trying to hold back from punching his face in.
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>>63094315
That's Mike in literally every video they've ever done.
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>>63090983
Turned it off as soon as I heard his voice. It was horrible.
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>>63094315
that's just mike, he's socially awkward. he doesn't know how to behave, so he compensates by being extra weird for comedic purposes.
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>>63091688
Then do it, if you believe it can be this way, it can easily be that way.

My ex gf's brother was a debt collector who always geniunely liked me, no one in his family knew about it, I've had problems with alcohol, but never extremely violent, he once asked for my help after a party when he saw someone who was in debt to him spending money like crazy on a club we were at. My gf and her sister went off to their home, and I stayed with him, I was a bit drunk and we snorted a lot of coke (my first time doing so) and we went after this guy to get the debt. Guy got agressive, and I went berserk, we broke an arm and his orbital bone.

I felt sick and remorseful as fuck after the event on the next day (was staying on their vacation home), he told me I had a future in this, and I ended up breaking up with my ex in good terms, and the subject was never brought again.

Sometimes, life gives you red flags about yourself, that you couldn't knew for sure until you enact them on particular situations. I needed to stay away from that because I'm not a bad person.

It haunts me to remember I enjoyed doing that shit, when I never knew I could be capable of getting pleasure from such a thing.

I'm ashamed of myself.
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>>63091724
>Tfw you drink all the time because of your alcoholism
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>>63094682
Then don't do it*

Needless to say I've never been close to coke again in my life.
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>>63091343
Underrated post
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>autistic retards on /tv/ calling anyone else socially awkward
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Mike seems pretty alpha. He got that cutie to make the Star Wars Episode II commentary, the one that is pretending to be tied up in the basement. Plus he has other girls making jokes, they're cute as fuck too. Overall, he seem pretty in control.
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>>63090983
Get to cringe worthy part
>pause video get up and walk around

Do i have autism /tv/?
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>>63095360
No you just need to build up your cringe tolerance, I know if it was a couple of years ago this video would've been unwatchable for me.
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>>63090983
To answer your question OP:

https://youtu.be/DR-Dry8Qb4A?t=8m30s

This far. I stopped when I heard
>should've been an independent filmmaker
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>>63094098
B A S E D
A
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>>63095304
>He got that cutie to make the Star Wars Episode II commentary
That's a hired actress. You really are obsessed with real life Mike fitting your idealized headcannon.
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>>63091345
>>63090999
Wait is the Frankenstein they showed the same as the Daniel Radcliff one?
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>>63091330
go away, max.
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>>63091439
Samefaggot.
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>>63095663
No the one they shows is the Eckhart one from last year, Landis wrote the Radcliffe one thats out now
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>>63095645
This. After the Phantom Menace review was such a hit it probably wasn't that hard to recruit some aspiring actresses in Wisconsin to be in the follow-up.
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>posting in a friend simulator thread.

kek you betas would be even more insufferable and autistic in an interview with mike and jay; memespewing and stuttering "the fire r-rises h-heh".

NONE of you have room to talk any shit about anyone when it comes to social interaction.
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>>63095725
Oh ok thanks.

Is it bad then? Is it at least entertaining in a generic action/fantasy thing?
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>>63095808
She was in the Phantom Menace review as well though. And she was in a couple other projects of theirs before that. She's been working with them on and off for years.
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>>63095360
I can't even finish an episode of peepshow I have access to a pause button, it would be easier to watch this shit if you were autistic, you're too empathetic bro.
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>>63091160
Is this the crawl from The Force Awakens?
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How does Mike navigate life if he's that awkward with people?
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>it's everyone else's fault
>i can't admit i made a shitty movie appealing to no one
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>>63094274
hahaha.
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>>63092202
>>63092267
This fucking falcon meme has had me laughing out loud for a few days now. It's been a while, and it feels good.
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>>63095934
It's almost like he's not that awkward with people and /tv/ is doing what it always does: pretending to actually understand normal, functioning human beings.
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>>63095873
Oh right, I'd forgotten that. Still, if you live in a place like Wisconsin and you have basic filmmaking ability it can't be that hard to attract local amateur actors to be in your videos. It's not like Mike would have to be some incredible alpha male to get some women to want to work with him, like the original anon was implying.
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>>63095957
she literally looks like a woodcut of a wicked witch

it's moments like these where I believe physiomanifestation of personality is real
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>>63096005
Original anon here, it's alpha to have a life and hire people to work for you.
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>>63092144
He has contracts and got paid to make the script, he can't say shit cause he's trying to not get blacklisted like his buddy Trank.
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>mfw my name is Max
It feels like your all addressing me ITT
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>my dad was a drunk

what did mike mean by this?
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>>63091160
>"Nazism"
>In a quote allegedly from 1871

This is what /pol/ believes.
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>>63096200
>he's trying to not get Tranked
more concise
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE LIKES TO CHASE SKUNKS IN THE WOODS AND IF HE FINDS THEM HE TRIES TO MATE WITH THEM ONLY SKUNKS DON'T LIKE TO MATE WITH POODLES AND THEN THEY SPRAY HIM AND HE GETS REALLY TURNED ON
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>>63091042
>this nigga didn't realize it was I, Frankenstein
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>>63090983
I watched the whole thing cause it's an accurate description of what its like trying to make movies in Hollywood from someone with a unique perspective.

Sure Max talked for 23 minutes but honesty Jay and Mike didn't really have much to say to begin with, the only thing to give Max shit for is nepotism and making a shitty movie. The nepotism isn't even relevant or helping him enough to make him super-duper influential and his shitty movie might not be HIS shitty movie so really what complaints could be lobbed at the guy other than him being somewhat of an asshole. Interview would have been a better name for it than a conversation.

People on here are gonna completely miss the point and go back to baneposting though so it's not like it matters.

>>63096346
Holy shit I laughed way harder than I should have.
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>>63096260
Well, he said it to be funny, but I'm sure you're one of those autistic faggots that likes to pretend Mike and Jay are your real friends so you read into every jokey comment they make as if it's reality.
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>>63091145
He got downvoted to hell. Based reddit.
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>>63093009
Hi Mike.
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I watched the whole thing the day they put it up.

Max:
>can't stop using "like" when trying to spew word soup to cover his opinions
>has a few valid points but deflates their importance by trying to come back to them pointlessly to "reemphasize" so it negates them
>won't shut the fuck up and actually accept criticism or even questions from critics he claims to admire

I was entertained watching it because I still like RLM. Typically enjoy Jay's opinions and Mike's humor is great when he's not falling back on the deadpan "don't get it/wtf srsly/so clueless" face.

Really did feel for Mike because he's not as bold as Jay to attempt to call out bullshit but being forced to sit there and make something productive out of that mess of a writer was interesting.
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>tfw max never attempted to even mildly defend Frankenstein

>tfw max always knew Frankenstein was a horrible, pulpy abscess of Hollywood production

>tfw he was supposed to retain artistic integrity by having good reviews for American Ultra juxtaposed with the necessary shit reviews of Frankenstein

>tfw his Twitter tirade was a reaction to knowing he would be seen as a hack when his second movie in a few months gets "Hansel and Gretel" tier reception
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>watch BOLA 2015
>Max in the front row acting like he cares about wrestling the whole night
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>>63093213

Once he learns to be on camera by himself without losing it.

So probably another 40 years from now.
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>>63090983
I liked it

Max seems like a genuine dude. I wish it was a little less one sided but I get that he was excited and wanted people to understand why he came off like a fuckhead on Twitter
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>>63096693
It took five minutes MAX to explain that. Then drug it out an extra 15. His fucking inflated ego is past reality. It makes me wonder how people like that think they can write shit that others can connect with.
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>>63091042
I feel sorry for you buddy. If you got the joke it was pretty funny. Even Landis was making fun of it.
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I turned it off the first time I watched it after two minutes because I thought the entire video was going to be sarcastic after they gave Landis such a verbal beatdown in their AU review.

Then I came back to it later and turned it off after Landis started talking about how much he loves RLM videos and how much it HURT him that they talked about him like that and that he wasn't whining, he was only coincidentally bringing up a conversation and question that everyone had already talked about to death years ago and that it had nothing to do with his movie flopping critically and commercially.

I did not want to watch half an hour of Landis whining about how he's not whining. And I still can't tell if Mike wasn't talking due to being awkward or just trying to stifle his urge to laugh in Landis' face about how much whining he was doing.
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>>63096584
How do you know he doesn't care about wrestling?
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>>63096260
Bring me the wookie.
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>tfw /tv/ bullied jessi out of the show
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>>63096792
it's meeting technique. just act super-enthusiastic and talk a lot, mid-tier hollywood execs think it means someone is confident, motivated and has a lot of ideas.
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>>63097123
>tfw /tv/ pretends to be sigificant enough to actually accomplish something or be noticed
There are endless amounts of reasons Jessi could no longer be showing up in videos. But sure, I bet it's all because of /tv/.
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>>63097159
this explains mcg
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RLM peaked years ago and will never be that good again right?
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I had high expectations for his voice, but I was still blown away. It's the jewiest Jew voice capable for someone under sixty.
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>max is probably in this thread, right now
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>>63091158
Bud, use your brain.

Eckhart was in the clip they showed, right?

So let's Google Frankenstein + Eckhart + Film. Wow, a result:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I,_Frankenstein

Let's now read the article, to see more information about this movie.

Oh, look, it was from last year, 2014. So that couldn't really be the film they were talking about, could it?

Let's check and see if there is a new Frankenstein film from 2015 involving Max Landis?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Frankenstein_%28film%29

So, you see, the joke was that they showed the wrong trailer because marketing lol.

Now do you get it? Should I create a diagram for you?
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>>63097662
>this autism
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>>63097678
wdytya?
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>>63097662
>>63091158
>>63091058
that was the "joke" promotion. they did an actual promotion in the middle of the conversation, where mike does his retard thing while talking.
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>>63097662
Create a diagram on the autism spectre and classify yourself in it, moronic fucking idiot.
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>>63097678
>knowing different movies in a movie and television board is autism

Maybe you should fuck off to your baneposting threads.
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>all those Reddit rlm fans and YouTube drones who pretty much felt sorry for Max and believed his bullshit

He even said that 15% of his script was altered with Armenian Ultra.
So that means it's still fucking over the top forced and awful.

Plus him slamming marketing was bs. Marketing can't save a movie of its shit. Try it.
Try to market The Room as a serious drama, what its original intentions were. Nearly impossible.
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>>63097763
>>63097678
>Got shit spoonfed to them and now are in full damage control mode

Stop being 18 please.
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>>63097807
maybe you should calm down
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>>63097848
No.
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>>63097758
That was also a joke. You're really bad at this, anon.
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>>63091158
>ironic
They were legit promoting the film. See the interview, Mike looks into the camera and promotes it, in the middle of the interview. But he did his retard voice shtick so it did't feel as dirty I suppose.
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>>63097827
>Marketing can't save a movie of its shit.
I'd like to introduce you to the Paranormal Activity and Transformers franchises, anon.
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>Max buys pizza for everyone at the show
>Legion Hall Larry says fuck you no outside food allowed in the building

blown out
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>>63091367
>tfw you don't need to drink to be likable or to have fun
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It's a quick moment at 15:02 but I loved it
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>>63091945

>faggot hipster detected.

go flip a record
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>>63097908
But the sell of those were a pre existing property or a new, low budget horror series to dethrone Saw.

American Ultra was marketed as a stoner action comedy. It was that but not very good.
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>>63097908
Transformers was pre-sold, Horror audiences have no ability to tell when something is good anyway.
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>>63090983
He literally looks like that Jew meme
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>>63098155
>American Ultra was marketed as a stoner action comedy. It was that
not according to max landis, and he wrote it ;)
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>>63098155
It's not a good movie, but it's also definitely not a Pineapple Express stoner comedy.
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>>63091330
You retards, mike was clearly giving max enough rope to hang himself
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Okay i've just watched a few RLM videos. Why the fuck do you people like this? it's just dumb jokes and shit movie discussion?
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>>63098269
why did you watch it?
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>>63098219
Yeah what a piece of shit kike Mike is
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>>63098279
To see what the fuss was about. I'd assume from the numerous threads they'd be entertaining.
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>>63094315

It's conflict avoidance. His father was a drunk.
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>>63098337
Okay.
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>>63098337
i guess it wasn't for you.
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>>63098337
Maybe you've never been told this before, but sometimes, other people enjoy things that you may not.
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>>63098381
>i guess it wasn't for you
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>>63098245
Has elements of it.
Stoner action if anything.
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>>63098382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7WqNNepT7Y
>Enjoy
No, people enjoy this? nah senpai
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How many times did is he "As a writer, I....."
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>>63098426
That's an atypical video from RLM. Why would you use that as an example instead of one of their shows that they're actually known for that are popular?
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>>63090983
About fifteen seconds in, his voice is unbearable. Good to know I didn't miss much.
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>>63098389
How come his better reviewed movie did worse than lower reviewed sequels and IP based stuff that weekend?
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>>63098478
The most popular video starts with a shitty joke about a fake son hanging himself in a gas station bathroom. If you have any recommendations please...
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>>63098426
no i didn't enjoy that one, but i did enjoy this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8830UXkTzY
also a conversation, but unlike the max landis one this is pretty funny.

people should stop having the impression of rlm being some kind of unique, 10/10 youtube show.
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>>63098549
why bother? you clearly don't like it. move on.
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>>63098549
Yes, that is their most famous video, as well as one that's been praised by millions, including professional Hollywood actors and screenwriters. It appears that RLM just isn't for you, anon.
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>>63098551
>people should stop having the impression of rlm being some kind of unique, 10/10 youtube show
But their stuff is unique. There was nothing like the Plinkett reviews, and now there's tons of imitators. And Half in the Bag has a different perspective than most youtube critics.
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Just look at them. This is what I imagine most of you look like
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>>63098625
>is unique
*was
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>>63098650
Normal people? Because that's what they look like.
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>>63095998
Yeah it's almost like that. Too bad it isn't.
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>>63098660
You're right. Youtube is now overrun with longform movie reviews from guys that actually have filmmaking experience and offer a fair balance of weird humor and insight.
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>>63098697
Yeah I know I am.
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>>63098665
>Man children
>Normal
Pick one
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>>63098732
You're really trying hard to make yourself feel better about your shitty life, aren't you?
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>>63098732
you life might be shit, but their lives aren't.
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>>63096584
He does care about 'rassling. I think it might be his most genuine passion. I actually first came across Max years ago whilst listening to some podcast that had Dolph Ziggler on as a guest - and he, as the podcast hosts' friend, kinda butted in to the conversation and went on this long-winded diatribe about professional wrestling as an art form.

It was cringey as fuck, but it was genuine. Ziggler seemed kinda uncomfortable.
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>>63090983
they did it in exchange for fox so they could finish the special effects work on space cop
none of them are skilled enough at making movies

>>63091345
>single handedly destroyed Aaron Eckhart's career
t b h he lost anything he had when did battlefield earth
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