What would be your trademarks as a movie director?
casting my waifu in everything, obviously.
dos fartos
>>63090364
Based Paul
Everyone is naked
2D linear fight scenes
>>63090400
Reported
Feet
BBC
I'd make sure someone does the big guy pose at least once.
Atheists unironically celebrating Christmas.
casting my waifus in everything, obviously.
If working with Warner Bros., the opening will feature the Warner Communications Company logo. It will appear exactly as it did in the 70s.
>>63090400
>>63090423
I didn't know reporting actually works
Each movie would end with a recap narrated by the most important cast members. It would serve to further explains details of the film. There would also be a preview for my next film included after the credits.
I would only shoot masterpieces for the connoisseurs.
hopefully great dialogue, good lessons and iconic shots
memes
I'd make a movie of Darth Vader farting in Princess Leia's mouth.
I'd cast one extra wearing CIA's outfit from TDKR. And he will be visible only for one shot.
Nathan Fielder would be my "Johnny Depp" to my "Tim Burton"
He'd the star in all my flicks
It would have to feature an ass-to-ass scene in each one.
>>63090584
this
regional food probably from my country
probably some references to jeff buckley (my favourite singer) and many of his aliases he used while he was still alive
Cigarettes
>>63090506
Haha that made me smile
every other movie would be a really bad comedy starring actors I don't like because I was trying to sabotage their career.
>>63090705
>regional food
this is a good one. I'm sick of everyone eating breakfast in every movie.
Making the food scenes as vivid as books can, while costly and annoying might be a really nice extra enhancement to a scene.
>>63090355
Constant inclusions of characters not from franchises not slightly related to my movie.
Frequent changes of wardrobe between the camera angles without giving any logical explanation to it.
>>63090950
oops to much "nots" sorry I'm a coder
>>63090355
Thank god you clarified "movie director" instead of just "director"
I thought you meant a fucking director of business development.
Fucking dumb as fuck ignorant shit.
Why the fuck do you plebs talk like fucking 14 year olds? Saying fucking shit like "movie scenes" and "movie director"
Good fucking god just wear a fucking sign that says "I'm uneducated as fuck so my opinions can immediately be dismissed. Please laugh at me"
>>63090991
damn..
A 90 minutes action movie shot with one take and a budget of 100M $$$.
I'm a MAD DIRECTOR.
>>63090355
The blue filter that many directors like Mann,Cameron,Fincher and Scott use. Pretty sure if I made films they would use that type of photography. Also films set with large city backdrops. Slow motion scenes. Shaky cameras for action scenes. Overhead shots of certain settings.
I'd be the biggest hack!
>>63090991
you seem upset
>>63090355
Hot chicks with huge salaries but little screen time.
I'd be banging them during the shootings.
the male lead always wears yellow shoes, also incredibly long opening shots
>>63091112
direct these nuts into these jowls
>>63090991
your life must be going great!
>>63090355
My films would be intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>63091112
Is Meta Vector Height kill?
>>63090991
someone got kucked recently lmao
I every movie someone would say "until the bitter end".
>>63091169
Step one out of the way, now you just have to write intelligent, nihilistic, and funny scripts, which is totally the easiest part.
Just kidding. Your shit will probably come off as 2edgy4me
casting great apes in the roles of blacks, and having morgan freeman to dub them.
>>63090441
This
I would write roles for specific actors, and then cast the poor man versions of them instead.
>>63090355
Nothing much, probably something stupid like referencinng the Path of Light or the 4 of clubs
Then again i want to be a writer at the moment, maybe if i'm good i'd go into directing
Make high ground the deciding factor in every fight scene.
Full penetration sex scenes and a visually striking color palette
>>63091963
Gaspar! What up, bro?
>>63091822
dubs confirm
>>63091696
How new are you?
>>63092014
Watch Love in 3D
>>63090355
>Extreme close ups of people's eyebrows with a wide lens
>20 minute shots of empty desert
>Soft narration from Gilbert Gottfried
>Main characters dropping dead in the middle of the film for no reason
>Slow motion shots of bouncing titties
>Half hour sex scenes on a green screen so I can hide a Ronald McDonald in there some where
>Abrupt switches in genre through out the movie (Ex. western to art house in the middle of a line of dialogue)
>Every movie has a twist
>George Takei and his husband in a dinosaur costume rising up from the ground to tell us the movie's twist
>Soundtrack for each movie is Gilbert Gottfried and Saddam Hussein getting into an argument over a cheeseburger
>>63090991
Well he couldn't meant film director, flick director, kino director, porn director etc.
So stop being a cunt those distinctions are important.
>>63092212
*Holds up spork*
White doves etc.
>>63092722
I don't understand your autistic memes but I do know that the world would be better off if you jumped off of the nearest height
>>63092757
>triggered
>>63090355
Every movie would have a Milkman dressed in white, out of nowhere, to talk a bit with the main characters about something completely unrelated to plot, but they will act like they know each other, like they're good friends.
When the second movie hits I'll announce everything is a part of the ''Heavenly Milkman Cinematic Universe'' and I'll rank in on the cash as people start to make bullshit theories about who that guy is and more people start to go seeing my movies.
666 wilhelm screams. Nothing less nothing more.
>>63092836
>Greentexting like a faggot
Kill yourself
>>63092872
>Being this triggered
>>63092886
>I will fucking end you
>>63092897
>Mad as fuck
>>63090355
Every moobie would have a character names Atlas
Alright, so every movie, at exactly 52:22:22, a clown horn will go off and a clown will appear walking around in the background. Camera won't focus on him, no one will mention it, it'll just happen.
>>63092917
>I am tracking you right now
>>63092942
>Astronomically buttblasted
>>63092957
>Speaking of buttblasted your mom won't be able to shit right for a week :^)
>>63093063
>Doesn't even know how to memetext
>>63092836
>>63092872
>>63092886
>>63092897
>>63092917
>>63092942
>>63092957
>>63093063
This is what it has comed to
>>63090355
Every movie would include an extremely brief cameo by me, in which I shout my catch phrase, WOBBA LOBBA DING DONG!
Also, most of my movies would be Holocaust dramas.
>>63090355
Eyebrows
Fuck footfags
>Introduction for every movie
>intermission for every movie
>movie divide in chapters
>tim roth as the main actor
>tracking shots
>travelling over the set
>soundtrack=one artist music
>>63093096
>memetexting
>right
>now
>>63093189
>Posts on /tv/
>>63093204
>Posts on 4chins
>>63093228
>Uses the internet
>>63093247
>Uses a computer
>>63093258
>Engages in conversation
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>>63090991
>Fucking dumb as fuck ignorant shit.
You should have specified 'movie ignorant shit'. I wasn't sure you were talking about movies.
>>63093295
>exists
Every time an obese person says something ironic someone dies 5 minutes later.
When a women is facing the camera while she's talking have the camera pan to her boobs for a brief second then tilt back up looking to the right side .
>>63093319
>Is a sentient being
>>63093308
>when you nut but she keep sucking
>>63091110
Whoa whoa asshole, you forgot scenes where you spin the camera around the actors for extended periods of time.
You call yourself a hack? Come on man.
>>63091696
It's time for you to go
>>63093387
Oh shit forgot dude!
(Types into IPhone 6s)
Thanks!
>>63093515
And every character uses appleshit
>>63093330
>When a women is facing the camera while she's talking have the camera pan to her boobs for a brief second then tilt back up looking to the right side .
This is great
Every film would have a solid minute of a guy in a fursuit being penetrated by a dildo machine, while receiting zionist propaganda.
The post credits stinger will be the machine being created, a little bit at a time at the end of every movie, until my last movie where the camera zooms out, and it was Kanye West crafting the machine the whole time.
