What news story of the past twelve months do you think would make the best movie?
>>63083358
Same as that slender man meme bullshit
the Paris attack from the point of view of the muslims
>>63083358
Pizza rat.
A Disney/Pixar spin-off to Ratatouille set in New York.
Rescue dawn but with the Russian pilot shot down over turkey.
trump
The Heroic life of Michael Brown, obviously
>mum
what did they mean by this
>>63083751
this
Not from the past twelve months, but a Thriller inspired by the Chris Dorner manhunt. From the perspective of Dorner
>>63083999
It's just an ebin mum may tbqh
>>63083751
From my point of view, it is the Parisians that are evil!
>>63085893
Well yeah most movies are from the perspective of the hero
>>63083999
Mom is an acronym that means Mum Of Mine
>>63087419
Well then you are ISIS!
>>63087451
Hmm TIL
>>63087460
I have a feeling he doesn't like sand either.
>>63089812
could be great as a comedy to be honest
A movie about the stuggles of Caitlyn Jenner becoming a man. It would be really great to see the brave struggle of her getting through the media scrutiny and helping the trans community
comedies
https://twitter.com/_floridaman
>stepmum
>mum
britbongs are so stupid
>>63083751
I reckon a measured neutral film about the radicalization of a group of Muslim youths and the coordination of a series of attacks would be pretty dope.
Translation: "Eating alone - a threat to democracy"
>>63088829
GO
THE
FUCK
BACK
TO
>>63085893
Would be great. The cabin fire scene at the end would be the shit.
>>63089812
I'd never let a newspaper quote me or picture me if that happened to me. Look at that pathetic loser telling the whole world that some guy shit down his chimney and ruined his carpet.
>>63090814
I'm going to shit down your chimney
>>63085893
just watch Shooter and imagine Wahlberg is playing Dorner
>>63090949
hello reddit
>>63083358
The Macy's Parade bombings
>>63091006
FUCK OFF REDDIT
>>63090814
What kinda comedy? I'm imagining they become friends by the end.
>>63083358
The Jared Fogle shit would make the best movie
>>63090993
thought that too but I don't think any reasonable person would see it that way. I just wouldn't want the flume pooper to be laughing at it saying le mad
Would be a great comedy tho
A Boko Haram movie would be non stop insanity.
>tfw too black for the world to give a fuck about your Islamic shenanigans.
Remember a few months back about that story that went viral for about a week and about that cloaked figure in a backyard that was photographed?
It turned out to be just a school film project but a movie could be made about these mysterious figures showing up in a neighborhood and creepy things progress from there.
>>63091157
But I think deep down most people know that the pooper got what he wanted. His victim is clearly mad and telling the whole neighbourhood how mad he is. That's the only reason people ever do shit like that, to make other people mad.
I guess a lot of people read shit like that and think "what kind of person would do a thing like that," but why is it surprising really? Are they living on the same planet as me? I find it very believable.
>>63083751
I was about to post Paris, but did not think about the terrorist pov.
Might be great. If you wanted to appeal to broader audiences it could even be told from two povs with the second being some french cop or whatever to add some hollywood drama although that would probably ruin the movie.
>>63089812
Ralph Fiennes as the chimney pooper
Kevin Bacon as the victim
>>63091180
tbqh african shenanigans are equally insane no matter whether they are islamic, christian or rapey
>>63083751
>Movie shows the Muzzie shooting the pregnant woman point blank
>interspersed through the scene is actual camera phone footage
At the end of the movie you can have a string of islamokek videos of people apologizing to Muslims.
>>63083358
The US/Kurd raid to free prisoners from that Islamic State jail in Iraq.
/r/ the picture about War Machine being hunted by Dog the Bounty Hunter for beating up his ex-girlfriend (who was a pornstar) for fucking another man
>>63083751
>>63085722
>>63090921
There was some ex-military guy in Pennsylvania that shot a few cops and used his survivalist training to hide in the woods in the Poconos for a long time.
>>63090921
They already made that, its called 4 lions
Carol a shit
>>63091680
There has to be porno version of this already. They don't fuck about.
>>63091680
>Kye Fortune
Sounds like a pornstar's name, how did she trick anyone with that?
>>63089812
>>63091314
The only good one
>>63091275
maybe but many hard working regular folks would think, fuck this asshole shitter, and if they see him on the street probably give him the business, so in the end speaking out would probably help you.
>>63090993
It's From the Sunday sport It's satire.
