You retards keep saying that Boyega and Ridley are shit, so let's see if you can do any better than JJ and the other idiots over at Disney. Let's recast The Force Awakens.
Three difficulties:
Patrician: Both lead actors of your choice are the same race, nationality, and sex as Boyega and Ridley. They must also be roughly the same age, i.e. no Idris Elba instead of Boyega
Casual: At least ONE of the leads is the same race, nationality, sex, age as Boyega/Ridley
Pleb: Choose whatever actors you want
Bill Cosby will be in the place of Boyega.
Michael B. Jordan as Finn is the only correct answer.
>>63069287
Wtf is he actually a fat little manlete?
My choice instead of Daisy Ridley is Stacy Martin
>white
>english
>female
>almost the exact same age (1 year difference)
>bonus points for looking a bit similar (but 100x hotter)
Finn: Ryan Gosling
Rey: Chloe Moretz
>>63069391
My choice instead of Boyega is Nathan Stewart-Jarrett.
>black
>english
>male
>similar in age (6 year difference)
>bonus points for actually being an attractive black man
>bonus points for not being a fat manlet
>bonus points for being a good actor (Misfits, Utopia)
result:
PATRICIAN difficulty completed
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>>63069391
forgot pic
>finn
Literally anyone taller than six feet and with a decent face
>daisy
This isn't bad casting.
>>63069287
HIGH TEST NIG
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>>63069513
>similar in age (6 year difference)
that's too old actually. anyone can tell that the two characters need to be the same age and both young, it's clearly part of where the story is going.
>>63069361
Michael b is too street, Boyega has impeccable diction
>>63069287
unknown actor who isn't shit, after doing exhaustive auditions
boom, i win
They should have just cast Meth Damon like they almost did.
Then /tv/ would be ecstatic.
>>63069287
>Patrician
>choose a nigger
kek, no son
what the fuck is going on in that pic?
dem child bearing hips
>>63069287
paul dano
>>63069287
Kanye West as the Bodega man
And Eddie Izzard as the other one
>>63069287
Lose the female lead. That's even more retarded than the coon. This "Star Wars is for girls now sorry silly boys" shit has to end. Plus, everyone is now older. Fuck this Hunger Memes teen shit.
Get a less niggery nigger for the black guy. If not Idris, how about Ving Rhames or Lawrence Fishburne? Lose the Han Solo clone shit, fucking JJ that hack. Han Solo is Han Solo. New character trio inbound.
>Lawrence Fishburne or Ving as an ex Colonel of the Empire in its early years. Worked his way up realized it's corrupt and went rogue. No Force sensitivity shit. Just an AWOL soldier who perhaps lost someone to the Empire. That will be his motivation to join the other MCs. He's a mechanic or maybe runs his own raw ore refinery or something which is how he makes a living.If you wanted to maintain the kike diversity quota, this character could be reskinned as Sigourney Weaver. The best written female roles are those written for men but then given to a woman, no 2stronk neck-snapping-with-thighs don-need-no-man shit. Just a person going through a struggle that happens to be female.
>Pic-related is new MC. He knows about The Force and knows he is sensitive to it, but resents it. He thinks it may not be a benign power and thinks it brought about the Empire (who killed his family or something, or maybe he's just /pol/ about the Empire and The Force and thinks it's not right or unnatural). He works for Lawrence/Ving/Sigourneyas a mechanic or laborer. Ving knows he's sensitive to The Force and also knows about it, but shares in Nick's lament, thinking that it brings about no good or that it might not have civilization in its best interests. Sees Ving as a father figure but would never admit it. Generally a cunt, but a cunt you can't help but love. Knows how scrap or get out of a jam if need be.
>Events will be set in motion throwing both these characters into conflict.
This is much better than JJ's gender studies cast.
>>63070522
as who?
>>63071638
Finn
Disney wanted him to play Finn but JJ went with Boyega to spite them
>>63071685
>JJ
IIRC wasn't it some fat broad who runs shit in Disney that pushed for this? I mean, JJ's a kek for sure but.
>>63069361
Nope, he's a coon.
In fact, most black actors either old, washed-up, character actors, or oreos.
Boyega is none of that. He's probably most fit for the role.
All I would do is swap genders between Ridley and Boyega.
>>63071491
>a literal nobody convinced he can sort everything out
Never change
>>63072563
What? You mean sort everything out regarding cast?
Yeah it's not that fucking hard. Take almost any recent big blockbuster movie and you can just add/drop any actor or actress. They're all a bunch of Mary-Sues hired for whatever kikey reasons. They're not actual good actors.
>>63072211
what's an oreo
Michael B Jordan for Finn
Emilia Clarke for Rey
:^)
>>63072211
tbqh senpai, the term oreo is why many black ppl act like coons so they don't loose their identity, cuz oreo is a harmful term, so pick your side kek
>>63073243
black on the outside, white on the inside
>>63073363
we call that a choc ice in the UK :)
>>63069287
what the FUCK kind of body shape is that
>>63073415
he's fat as fuck
just another reason why he doesn't fit as a storm trooper
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>>63073426
He's not fat at all. Just wide hips and thick thighs.
>>63071491
The characters are good but I'm not sure about the casting.
>>63073474
>wide hips and thick thighs
so he's actually a woman? what the fuck
>>63073474
>I'm not fat, i'm big boned xd
Billie Lourd from Screen Queens instead of Ridley (better choice for Leia's daughter'
>>63069287
>those proportions
what the fuck?
>>63069287
DEM HIPS
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>>63069539
>bonus points for actually being an attractive black man
>bonus points for not being a fat manlet
>bonus points for being a good actor (Misfits, Utopia)
ugly as fuck nigger, bad actor (he can only play pissed or whinny carachters), actually a manlet
>>63073363
>tbqh senpai, the term oreo is why many black ppl act like coons so they don't loose their identity, cuz oreo is a harmful term, so pick your side kek
lel i know what it is, but it's a bullshit term, if he's cultered he's a Oreo, if he's uncultured he's a Nigger, thanks for the ultimatum kek
>>63069287
kek is this edited or what?
>this is our action movie hero in the year 2015
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>those hips
I would have cast the kid from Dope as Finn.
But I doubt he was even known around the time SW was being cast.
>>63069287
Is that Leslie Jones?
>>63073921
that nig is dumber looking than boyega
Just came back from Thanksgiving, the kids in high school or middle school didn't give a shit about Star Wars, only my autistic brother in his 30s was excited about it.
It's over kucks, better hope the noglovers in Bongland buy a hundred tickets each
>>63069287
LOW TEST
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>>63069287
>those hips and thighs
>Daisy
pic related
>Finn
Me
>>63069565
Since when did testosterone = pear shaped wide ass?
chloe moretz andjayden smith
>>63074082
I wish I could agree, but I work in retail
The amount of Star Wars shit kids are eating up is ridiculous
>>63069287
is this a funhouse mirror? is it a gif? i feel like his body is changing shape lava lamp style while i look at it.
>>63069287
I'm fine with this casting. If I could change I would change species of both. Into non human, whatever cgi like Snoke or costume or heavy makeup.
>>63074151
That's the opposite of High Test.
Women have narrow shoulders and fat thighs/ass good for birthing.
Michael B Jordan for Finn
I'm okay with Ridley. I mean she still looks weird as fuck but she's not nearly as distracting as Boyongo. If I HAD to pick someone else I'd go for Antje Traue or Rooney.
>>63074289
>Boyongo
>not Oogaboyega
>>63074082
>the retards in my family don't care
>everyone must not care
It's already breaking records.
