just got back from the supermarket...has marketing gone too far?
>>63063925
Yes, but is it Almakian, Gor, Corellian, or Geldan sun-apple?http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Corellian_apple
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gor_apple
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Almakian_apple
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Geldan_sun-apple
>Commander... these apples are crunchalicious.
>Set tastebuds to tingling and plot a course for the flavour galaxy.
>>63063925
is that a penis slot for Vader's armor?
>>63063925
In this instance, and generally I hate marketing like this, I think this is actually cool because it'll get some kids to eat apples and maybe be a little healthier.
That said, fuck this star wars marketing blitz.
>>63064041
Even Darth Vader has needs, Anon...
>>63064028
>flavor galaxy spawned flavor town
>>63064041
>implying his cock wasn't burnt off
>>63064028
thats star trek you fucking nigger
>>63064116
>implying there's a difference
>>63064004
>>63064099
It's not for HIS cock per se.
>>63064161
reeee
>>63063925
It gets kids to eat apples nothing wrong with that, the toy shit needs to stop though
>>63063925
>tfw literally seeing Darth Vader toilet roll next to Frozen toilet roll today.
>>63064218
>frotting vader's crispy thighs
Gross bro, now I have to go kill myself.
>>63063925
>not green apples
Shit taste
>>63064086
He dick got burned off though
>>63064365
ROTJ Luke would have to be on that bag.
RED APPLE STANDING BY
>>63064365
RED APPLE STANDING BY...
>>63064028
>:a giant planet sized apple in space:
>Sheev: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station! Fire when ready commander.
>:Death Star charges laser and fires:
>:blows up apple planet:
>:apple slices rain on hundreds of planets with children cheering in delight:
>Narrator: Imperial red apples for loyal Imperial citizens. Part of this nutritious breakfast.
>:ends with Sheev's evil cackle:
>>63064473
>shot of kids sitting around kitchen table
>everyone looks bored and sad
>apple slices rain down, inside
>everyone cheers
>cut to imperial logo
>>63064625
>DUN DUN DUN
>DUN-TO DUN
>DUN-TO DUN
>DUN-NA NANANA
>>63064625
Makes me realize, I'd love to see Imperial propaganda that made Emperor Palpatine out like a nice guy who all the children love.
>>63064473
Daily reminder.
Now insert each apple into your ass
>>63063925
What kind of apples are those?
>>63063925
Sorry but star wars apples are the best I've had and no one can tell me otherwise it must be the 50% midichlorians that are inside.
And this is just the beginning.
>>63064903
god those were the shit in star wars galaxies
SWG was such a good game
>>63064959
Star wars apples
>>63063925
Go away Legomationstudio
>>63064116
same thing both are fantasy bullshit
