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YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
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YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR
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>>63054867
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>>63054867
CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR
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>>63054871
JUST
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OUT AM I?
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CARMELA
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Wooaah, he stole that guy's pizzas!
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PIZZA
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Why did this movie have so many good memes compared to the newer ones?
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>>63054957
Cuz even with sony being an asshole, the combo of Tobey and Raimi can't be matched
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>>63054867
The Russian QT in these movies always made me sad. She was really nice to Peter, very submissive, would make a perfect Nordic waifu. Makes him a cake and serves it with milk.

Then he gets with mary jane and she keks him. Fuck Peter.
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>>63054978
its true he should have gotten with her
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RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD
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>>63054937
TIME
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BUTTERFINGERS.
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fuck im choking. why did i come back here its been months
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>>63056114

>"hows the pie"
>"so good"

The pie was actually MJ's pound hole
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>>63056293
No fucking shit? Thanks Captain Obvious.
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now try to find a single memorable quote in le amazing spiderman
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>>63056317
>implying anyone watched it
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>>63056317
>>63056347

>somebodys been a bad lizard
*Blue Danube Waltz plays*
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>>63056317
Isnt that the question of the day
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>>63056493
implying

>uh oh
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>>63054936
From ashy to classy
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GODSPEED SPIDERMAN
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>>63056493
>The only memorable line wasn't even in the movie
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>doesn't pay rent
>fucks my daughter
>mfw
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>>63055101
.23 ELECTRON VOLTS
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>>63056300

I..I'm just meming u JERK!
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>>63056757
Excellent work today, Parker. Keep it up!
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Sleeeeeep.......................
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Suck a cock and go to bed please
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>>63054867
he shoulda fucked the landlord's daughter instead of mj
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he iz... good boy
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>>63057703
Hey!

He stole that guy's pizza!
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>>63056619
I TELL YA I DON'T GET NO RESPECT
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Anybody got the Dontell Harry screencap?
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was there anything objectively wrong with spiderman 3?
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woah these memes are great! we gotta have these jonah..
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>>63056584
GOOOOOO!
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>>63057868
3 villains competing for two hours.
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>>63057802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y
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FLYYYY
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>>63057868
The only good thing was the ending.
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NOOAOAHWOOOAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>watch this movie when it randomly pops by on television with friends
>it's like a montage of 4chan reaction images and gifs
https://youtu.be/U883K-W77ZY
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>>63057820
audible laughter
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i really love these movies
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>>63054978
>russian
>nordic

Wot
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>>63057937

implying Peter being an autistic dick isn't the best cinema ever filmed
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>>63057868
Venom wasnt as cool as I hoped.
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This was the greatest movie.
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>>63054867
Second best capeshit flick of all time after Batman Begins.
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If i rewatch all 3 will i enjoy them again or is it just nostalgia.
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>>63058429
Yeah. He was bulky in the comic books. But Sandman was good.
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>>63058482
i can agree with this.

>>63058488
you will probably enjoy them. they are genuinely at least decent imo
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Why is watching the everyday life of Tobey Peter Parker so comfy?
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>>63058488
i rewatched all 3 recently for the first time in years i really enjoyed them, the nostalgia also helps.
the 3rd one is hilariously bad but that's the beauty of it
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Tobey is the best Spiderman. Andrew's version was terrible. Fun fact: Tobey and Leo were best friends
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GO WEB
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best girl
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>>63057905
You marvellous fucker...
I still do the whole game once a year.
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>>63054867

Hey kids.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4
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>>63059103
>not Gwen
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>if Sony wasn't a cunt, we would've had several more Raimi Spidermans, with the quality of the second movie

Why the fuck wouldn't they just give him free hands? He pretty much made superhero movies something to be taken seriously for the first time, both of his two first ones were big hits. Why not just let him do what he does?
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>>63059251
How can you take these movies seriously? The whole trilogy is an unapologetic campfest.
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>>63059222
>blonde Bryce Dallas Howard
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>>63055040
That ruined the series for me.
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>>63059266
Raimis spiderman defined the future of the genre, batman begins sealed it
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>>63058319
nobody cares normie fuck
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>>63059266
It's also the first time that a non-Batman capeshit franchise was given a huge budget and grossed a shit ton of money.
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>>63056602

I saw this shit with my gf a week ago and was waiting patiently for that line the entire movie, literally the only reason I agreed to watch it.

AND IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED.
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>>63059251
>>63059309

So you two are going to pretend Blade 1 didn't exist? That was the movie that started the serious superhero movies of the 2000s. Take a look at who wrote Blade 1 then take a look at who really wrote all the Batman/ DC movies.
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>>63059432
Blade isn't a superhero
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>>63057321
>>63056757

i fucking love you guys
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>>63059277
she looks pretty good imo
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>>63059432
>Take a look at who wrote Blade 1 then take a look at who really wrote all the Batman/ DC movies.
A hack who has never put out a good movie?
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>>63057868
Too many heroes, neither of them got enough screen time.

Should have showed Brock becoming Venom at the end and cliffhanged it into Spiderman 4.
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>>63054867
I can't find this scene for the life of me.
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>>63060667
Villains sorry, not heroes.
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>ctrl f- impressive
>0 results
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>>63060723
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>>63056114

>couldn't even get Franco to wink properly

Why do people think he's a good actor?
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>>63058541
>Tobey and Leo were best friends
Were?

;_;
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>>63059512
What is Blade then? Its still a capeshit movie.

>>63060451
He wrote Blade 1, Blade 2, Batman Begins, and Dark Knight, Dark City, Man of Steel and Batman V Superman. Yep that guy is a back alright.
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>>63060813
According to TvTropes. They are like bash brothers.
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>>63056493

>isn't in the final movie

ffs the most memorable line and it's not in it
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>>63056317
PETER

SECRETS HAVE A COST
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>>63060773
Holy fucking shit that wink
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>>63058488
Spider-Man 2 has a kickass script and it's by far the best spider-man story put on screen, awesome action, good comedy, great acting. A+ quality.

Spider-man 3 is so bad it's good
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IF PROMISES WERE CRACKERS MY DAUGHTER WOULD BE FAT
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>>63061946
Yeah along with nolan. The man is a hack at least nolan knows how to make a script
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That's why the reboots stink because they act like spider man is serious. Have you read the newspaper Spider-Man? It's always has been a comedy.
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HE STINKS AND I DONT LIKE HIM

Was he talking about opie?
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HE
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>>63062934
STOLE
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>>63062968
THAT
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GUY'S
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PIZZA
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WHAT ABOUT MY GENEROUS PROPOSAL?

ARE YOU IN, OR ARE YOU OUT?
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>>63059432
Blade was basically a Kungfu movie.
Spiderman is like the Starwars of capeshit being the first major CG superhero action movies.
Personally I think the Raimi Spiderman films are mediocre at best. Modern capeshit is just a cgi shitfest
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>>63056493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM6CimNuOO0
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>>63062099
I saw Leo at this arts and crafts festival in Missoula, MT this Summer cause he was in the area for Tobey's birthday which was at some wilderness lodge. They're still two peas in a pod
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>>63056317
>hey kid *tosses chocolate milk*
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MJ AND I

WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HELL OF A TIME
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I remember when I was about 5 I would go to the theater and stare at the spiderman poster eveytime for a solid year. I was so hyped out of my damn mind and when I finally saw it, it was everything I hoped for. Wish I could still do that.
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>VINDICATED
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>>63054867
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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>>63057905
This game was so fucking good.
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>>63064489
>5

ugh im posting with kids. I gotta find a new place to post, anyone know of anything? preferably not leddit
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>>63057905
Oh no doctor Conners class
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>>63064730
I'm 20 now friend, it came out in 2002
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>>63064823
My point still stands, im too old for this place now.
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>>63056114
>not the camrip gif
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>>63064870
Don't worry anon.
I'm 25 and felt too old for this place years ago.
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>>63064870
Probably. I feel the same way, I've been here
[Spoiler]8 years now [/spoiler]
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>>63058401
Russians are Slavs mixed with the Norse who conquered them
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>>63064950
And of course I fucked the spoiler up
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God's pee Spiderman
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WHY
DIDN'T
YOU
SEND
SALÍM
?
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I GOTCHU FO 3 MINUTES NIGGA

BONESIZZLE IS READY
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>no torrent for spiderman 2 anywhere
What the fuck, I need to get comfy
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>>63060667

That's actually what Raimi wanted to do.

IIRC, he wanted the villains for Spider-Man 3 to be Vulture and Sandman, since Raimi wanted to focus on the early villains of Spider-Man. They were going to have sort of a Rocky and Mugsy dynamic.

But Avi Arad really, REALLY pushed Venom since he's so popular, and Raimi said basically, "Okay, I'll have the black suit, and we'll set up for 4". And in 4, it would have Green Goblin 2 and Venom.

But Arad basically forced Raimi to shoehorn in Venom and ditch Vulture. Which is a shame.
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>>63064509
SWEAR I KNEW IT ALL ALONG AND I AM
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>>63056317
something sarcastic about "oh no, my one weakness, tiny knives"
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>>63060773
reminder he's quite literally going full retard in a coming adaptation of a classic novel
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>>63054867
The terrifying...

The deadly...

The amaaaaazzing SPIDER-MAN!
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>>63066587
Vulture would have been awesome. The air battles were always the best with goblin and doc oc on the wall and train. A flying villain is definitely what they needed. Open with the brief case handcuffed to the guys wrist scene
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>>63066677
>tfw never realized until now that it was Ash the whole time
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>>63056619
He didn't fuck her he only ate her cookies
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>>63066819
you fuckin suck
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PETER
DONTELL HARRY
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>oh
>I've been readin poetry
>whatever that means!
>Ggoooooo
>pizza time
>pecker
>bone saw is reaadddyyyy
>you're not superman you know
>WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU ANYWAY?!
>let's see who's behind the mask
These films are so damn quotable and amazing
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>>63066931
I haven't seen it since 2006 probably familia
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BACK TO FORMULA?!
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>>63064870
it's you who's out of place buddy
reminder that if you still post on 4chan past the age of 25 you're a failure
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Now dig on this..
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>That's a cute outfit! did Youehr H'aesbund give it to you?

What did he mean by this?
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BONESAW
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IS
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>>63067282
IS
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>>63067282
IS
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>>63064950

13 years now it's ok friend
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>>63057905

>tfw kept dropping the pizza
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>>63056619
>>63056293
I never picked up on this
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>>63067093
ALPHA AS FUCK
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YOU'RE SO PATHETICALLY PREDICTABLE
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>>63056317
The part where they played gone gone gone
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>>63066819
Dang son I feel retarded. I bet I would have caught it in recent years. I need to marathon them soon
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>>63054894
2014
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>>63057905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_KfTchsqDM&t=64
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BACK TO FORMULA

DONTELL HURRY
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>>63067298
>>63067307
>>63067338
>terries detected
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>DONTELL, HURRY!

Who was Dontell? His minion with magical healing powers?
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>>63067448
You mean "for you"?
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>>63063221

ITS YOU WHO'S OUT GOBBY

OUT OF YOUR MIND
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>>63066677
It helps maintain the illusion.
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>HEYYY FREAKSHOWW YOU'RE GWYNN NOWAIR
Who is Gwynn Nowair? Was he hiding behind The Human Spider?
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