any must watch god tier movies? theres a girl i wanna invite round mine for a movie night (desperately wanna fuck her) but i cant think of any movies apart from saving pvt ryan, fight club and shawshank
watch the mummy
thank you for smoking
>>63050907
>>63050976
nah, i never really liked that movie too much. and prettymuch everyone has seen it like a million times
A serbian film
Drive
Leon
It's great
>>63050907
Watch "the holy mountain"
>>63051035
whats it about?
>>63050907
watch shitty but watchable movie if you want to fuck her
she'll get bored and want to make out
save good movies for later
watch twister or something
>>63051077
autistic ryan gosling
>>63051119
good thinking anon. although its more of a get to know her more kinda thing, i dont expect anything touchy feely
Donnie Darko
>>63051077
a real human bean
Do you want good movies, or do you want something to watch while you try to fuck a girl?
Because they're two completely different things.
>>63051007
>prettymuch everyone has seen it like a million times
that's why you watch it she'll get bored then you get her to blow you
>>63050907
>god tier movie
Problem Child 2
>>63051077
Autistic getaway driver with a heart of gold meets damsel in distress; fantastic soundtrack.
>got tier movie
>girl
Just buy fucking (500) Days of Summer, you pleb.
>>63051424
mah nig she be polish. not the most girly girl. (not saying shes butch though)
tell us about her
is she /tv/ worthy or close to it? or is she just a pleb
>>63051769
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095467/
There is some polish god tier film about love. Actually gonna spread her legs full wide.
>>63050907
Nymphomaniac
>>63050907
Watch a scary movie man, something pleb like the halloween movies will do.
>>63051951
nah just a pleb
>>63051951
>/tv/ worthy
kek, you mean is she a fat autistic neckbeard? or what?
>>63051987
I came in here to suggest this
I watched the original version with my girlfriend last week, and she was bleeding a bit after
It'll change your life, OP
>>63052060
You beat her up?
>>63050907
ex machina
recent
got some kinda sex shit going on
easy to understand
tense
>>63052060
hello reddit
>>63050907
Just watch avengers or some flick that she's going to ignore anyway
I never got this, you guys want to get with chicks so your best move to watch a movie with her? Fuck that, go old school, grab a basket put some juice or wine, grapes, cheese, fresh bread, apples and a blanket and take her on a picnic by the lake.
True Romance is the perfect film to put on for this reason. You dont go to film school OP you go to films. Itll make her wanna fuck and you can go jump off a bridge when you find out you knocked her up
>>63050907 (OP)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1887785/
The Legend of Kaspar Hauser
>>63052122
hello youtube
>>63052167
Are you like 98 years old?
Salo
>>63052167
In the middle of Fall?
>>63052230
At 98, I'd still get more pussy than you, faggot
>>63052269
Oh shit nigger get rekt
That does sound pretty romantic though desu
>>63052259
It may be a little chilly, but the sun keeps you pretty warm.
>>63051077
A stunt driver moonlighting as a getaway driver falls in love with Carey Mulligan and some crazy shit happens.
It's one of the few movies that does 80's retrofuturism right.
>>63052269
Real gentlesirs arent made for pussies.
>>63052340
You sound like a real autist
>>63050907
>has a grill coming over
>wants to put on a good movie
See you on /r9k/ tomorrow
>>63052378
Kek
>>63052378
ill prepare my story anon tarry not
>>63050907
>putting on a good movie when you're trying to get in a girls pants
Just find a mediocre movie that she'll get bored of so when you try to stick a finger in her penis she'll be more receptive
>>63052167
>being this much of a faggot
>>63050907
Blue is the Warmest Color
>>63050907
MacGruber
Speed Racer.
Top tier background noise.
Protip: don't fuck her to the sound of a show/something you plan on finishing. Ialmostlost my virginity to a girl while watching Psych, and since we didn't we broke up a little while after that.
Now I can't watch Psych.
>>63051951
>OP only knows 3 imdb tier flicks
>expect this person to judge between pleb and patrician
I mean I am all for fucking a girl while watching a movie, but if this beta doesn't even want to make out with her what's the point really? He has shit taste, she should get to know this shit taste and not get a great movie which he never even saw.
>showing a woman a "god-tier movie"
>expecting them to get it
just show them grand budapest hotel
it's bright, colorful, and it'll keep their attention
If you want to push it, have them watch Brazil
This Is Spinal Tap got me laid once, but I was playing in a rock band at the time and she was a local music journalist.
Every time we laughed at a rock cliche joke in that movie it reminded her that I was a rock star just like the guys in the movie (even though I was just a session bass player in a small time pub band).
The moral of the story: put on something that accentuates your artistic/"complex" side. Women don't appreciate art, instead they look at themselves "appreciating art." If the movie makes your lifestyle look sexy, then you will look sexy to her during/after the film.
Only a soppy relationship story will get her real attention and if you put on a movie like that then you might as well have your balls in a jar on top of the telly while you watch.
>>63053979
>Women don't appreciate art, instead they look at themselves "appreciating art."
I really hate how true this is
women are just such fucking memes
>>63053960
Seconding this. Wes Anderson films work wonders.
>>63051077
It's a martial arts movie staring Marc Decascos. You can find it on youtube
>>63054001
>women are such fucking memes
>half of the human population is a meme
This is the world we created with the meme meme lads
>>63051230
this, after this movie my gf gave me a donnie darko themed blowjob
American Ultra
