Who should play him in the inevitable biopic?
We need
>manlet
>nice black hair
>kinda qt
>super autism
this is the level of autism that we are talking about
>>63037557
Classic Dano.
Taylor Lautner as Ronaldo.
Super fine model with a bunda to play messis wife.
Tennant
>black hair
>>63037596
>Taylor Lautner as Ronaldo.
But Ronaldo is not a manlet.
>>63037596
Ronaldo is no manlet, nigger.
>>63037591
what is it with germans and nutella
they cant get enough of the shit
>>63037591
I don't see the problem
>>63037653
>>63037643
Who gives a shit, no one likes Ronnie anyway.
>>63037591
>cheese pizza
>sprite
every fucking time
>>63037591
>that scene where Guardiola bans fizzy drinks in the changing room and Messi cracks open a fresh Pepsi infront of Guardiolas face
>>63037557
>manlet
>argentine
>baby faced
he would be perfect
>>63037557
>>63037714
Ronaldo is superior in every way.
Messi is just another filthy drugs cheat.
>>63037808
>le invisible in big games man
>better than literal goat
lol mate
>>63037655
germans are well known scatfags
>>63037808
Yeah, CR7 is definitely superior when it comes to homosexuality.
One of the Property Brothers should play Luus Suarez.