Reminder that if you are not on Team Steve then you are a liberal nazi who hates freedom
>>63034758
Steve is fighting for freedom though, Tony is the one who wants nazi control over everyone.
>>63034776
That's what the sentence says.
>>63034758
I don't really care for the hero vs hero angle, it seems forced
make America great again
>>63034758
>liberal nazi
How does that work?
>>63034758
>implying the average American deserves freedom in this day and age
>>63034847
>Le quipsterman
>hero
>>63034758
>Tony help me!
>Who wants Shwarma?
Daily reminder if you watch this you are a literal child.
>>63034874
>national SOCIALISTS
>>63034758
>liberal nazi
wat
>>63034874
It's called SJW.
WHY DOESNT IRON MAN USE IRON MONGER ARMOR TO FIGHT CAPTAIN AMERICA AND WINTER SOLDER AND BLACK PANTER AND BLACK FALCON???????????
Is this why even /co/ wants a capeshit quarantine board now?
>>63034931
you can be economically socialist and socially right wing
>>63034940
DUDE HE HOLDS BACK LMAO
But seriously there is no reason not to use the Hulkbuster armor to easily subdue everyone and end the "civil war" in 5 minutes.
>>63034940
Did you see Iron Man 3?
He's not competent at all. He has a whole fucking army of robots ready to go at his command, and can't be bothered to use them.
>>63034758
>liberal nazi
wat?
>>63034758
Both Liberals and Conservatives are pro freedom till their pathetic little feelings are hurt or it goes against their personal world view
Libertarian master race
>>63034940
>>63034983
This. Iron man is a retard.
He's a genius at electromechanical engineering and programming and all that, but he's a moron in most other aspects of life.
>>63034935
but SJW is a buzzword coined by neocons
>>63034980
Shit, why doesn't he use the hulkbust armour all the time? He'd wreck all the bad guys he's fought so far.
>>63034776
Reading comp etc
>>63034980
In fact I wonder why use other suits in the first place when the Hulkbuster is tougher than Hulk himself and can fly just as fast as the other suits.
>>63035027
Does it matter? It's still an apt description for a particularly awful type of person. People know what it means
TEAM FREEDOM REPORTING IN
>>63034983
Seriously, he literally has an army of his suits that can fight just as well as he can. Just sit back at home and send out 100 Ironman drones to do all the fighting.
>>63034758
>liberal nazi
you don't know what words mean do you?
>>63035055
It does because it lost its meaning long time ago and became a new 'hipster'. Like i get it, there are dumb impressionable teens on tumblr who are fighting the system maaan from their couch talking about how something on game of thrones is problematic or something. Those people are SJW's and they are dumb, and not because they are lefties, but just because they are not educated enough. But everything that is trying to challenger status quo in any way gets called SJW shit, and its just fucking retarded.
>>63034874
>>63034932
>>63034997
>>63035153
Reel'em up!
>>63035194
On 4chan yes. You don't use 4chan as a litmus test for society.
In the real world SJW is still an apt and appropriate label.
>>63035137
That's what he tried to do with Ultron.
But it's the law, rebelling against it won't solve anything, just make things worse. The government won't change their law, they'll just use more extreme measures to enforce them which cause more people to get hurt.
So on Cap's Team is Steve, Bucky, Falcon, and Scarlet Witch
Iron Man's team is Tony Stark, Black Panther, and?....
>>63034758
>Work will set you free anon
>>63034758
>Being an anti-democratic fag
Registration is freedom.
>>63035327
Big tits is with tony I think
>>63035420
Who?
>>63035460
Vision
>>63035137
Sort of like what RDjr does in real life to make these movies. Show up as little as possible and let a CGI robot do his part.
>>63035327
Cap has Winter soldier, Scarlet witch, Falcon, Hawkeye, and ant man.
Tony has War Machine, black panther, black widow, vision and the government.
>>63035493
Who had spidey?
>>63035554both
>>63035493
If Cap wins, that'll be some serious BS
>>63034758
I am on team Black Panther you dumb white beta kukboi
>>63035586
He dies
I STAND WITH CAP
>>63035591
>Team Black panther
>Not Team BBC
>>63035592
>implying Hollywood would kill America
If anyone dies it will be Tony since RDJ is sick of the character and is quitting after these movies.
>>63035592
He won't in this though
How fucking awesome was that scene at the end where Cap and Bucky and giving Tony a beatdown? I let myself get so hyped for these movies way before they come out.
>MCU target audience is kids and teens
>anyone dying
>>63035615
He gets replaced almost instantly
And here I thought I'd never have to post this image again.
>>63035554
He sides with Tony after some cash is thrown at him the whore
Will Daredevil make an appearance?
>>63034758
I side with whoever this motherfuckers with
Man, the viral marketing is getting desperate.
We don't care about capeshit here, we care about Star Wars now. Come back AFTER Star Wars comes out.
>>63035720
He sides with CapThe best side
>>63035729
>we
fuck off
>>63034758
>Reminder that if you're not on Team Stark you're literally in favor of wild and uncontrolled vigilante spree killers and lynch mobs
Checkmate, liberals.
>>63035762
He speaks for me you fuck off.
>>63034758
Daily reminder patriotic Americans stand with based Steve. If you stand with Iron Manlet you're a commie.
God bless America.
>>63035729
fuck of back to reddit
>>63035729
>we
How does this make you feel /tv/?
Scarlet Witch is the most powerful avenger at the moment right?
>>63035493
>scarlet witch on one side
>vision on the other
These are the only 2 with serious power to wreck everyones shit. Even Iron Man couldnt stand up to either of them. I imagine the teams are going to set them up to counter each other.
>>63034758
whers trailer? only post 108p or above please im not poor
After Tony nearly killed everybody in the last movie no sane person could side with him.
>siding with the chad redditor captain meme
why?
>>63035788
>you're literally in favor of wild and uncontrolled vigilante spree killers and lynch mobs
Cool sounds fun
>>63035837
Can I, like, carry your books to school? For the rest of my life?
How long before the Team Jacob/Team Edward tumblr memes start?
>>63035762
>>63035825
>>63035828
You know that responding to someone trolling you is a surefire way to show you're a paid shill, right?
>>63035837
That's bullshit. He doesn't know the truth any more than the other side. Only the future will decide which choice was better.
>>63035923
2006. >>63035684
I haven't watched any marvel flick after cap 2, is Hydra still a thing?
>>63035943
Nah, they're dead, long gone. They have no control or influence over events in the world anymore, citizen.
>>63035682
By a black guy?
>tfw argue with anons on almost every issue
>the one thing I agree with is siding with captain fucking america
life is strange.
Let's go with the OP's premise. Tony is a "liberal nazi".
Tony is a capitalist arms manufacturer and government operative. Very patriotic conservative bona fides.
A little under a year ago Steve destroyed an entire division of the U.S. government almost single-handedly. How is he a patriotic conservative?
>>63035837
It makes me feel like punching a self-proclaimed SJW in the face
>dumbing down the themes of superhero registration as privacy vs security to MUH FRIEND BUCKY
>>63036004
>siding with the good guy
durr
Comics r deep
Will this movie manage to salvage anything quality-wise after Whedon's onslaught?
Seems like Cap and Bucky just want to be left alone to fall in love and Tony won't stop bothering them.
tony is right.
steve is a traitor to his country and went awol to protect a terrorist who has taken american civilian lives.
>hydra was behind the registration act
calling it now
Superheros are basically Muslims. You can let them live their lives in peace and hope that one of them doesn't go crazy and blow up half a city. Or you can monitor their every move and phone call so you'll know for sure they pose no threat.
>>63035837
BASED CAP
>>63035720
As I remember I believe he was pro-registration/Stark's side. But I think he switches to Steve.
>>63036015
Tony Stark, billionaire defense contractor, went before Congress and refused to let them have any regulatory oversight over his personal creations, declaring he had "successfully privatized world peace".
Steve Rogers, an impoverished artist from the Bronx, joined the military not out of a sense of particularly militaristic or imperialist fervor, but to swiftly put an end to actions by "bullies" on an international scale, and when thawed out in modern times swiftly went about dismantling the post-9/11 homeland security apparatus, condemning it as being exactly the same kind of dishonest, imperialist force that perpetuated far right national socialism in the 1940s.
>>63036080
Nigga do you think that if I can blow up half a city I'm going to give in to the whims of a bunch of ants?
>not siding with Baron Zemo
>>63036053
Other than the Vision showing up in this movie, everything from Avengers 2 seems to have been ignored and I doubt the Infinity Gems will even be brought up.
>Captain America v Iron Manlet
>Literally an even shorter fight than Batman v Superman.
He made your shield, show some fucking respect.
>>63034931
You have no idea what liberal or socialist means. Why don't you read a book instead of getting all your opinions from /pol/.
>>63035903
looks like vision put an infinity gem in his chin
>>63034758
> liberal nazi
Will based Crossbones be working for the goverment?
Ugh, the Civil War storyline is so stupid. Obviously people who can blow up whole cities with powers generated from their very body SHOULD be registered and closely monitored by the government. Hell, they should be banished to a remote island or killed outright, they're walking nukes!
Annoying that they try to make it an analogy of real-life civil rights issues. Keep the politics out of the fantasy world, it's cringy.
>>63035903
Adam Driver?
>>63034758
It actually stresses me out seeing how many Marvel movies there are, who watches them all? Having some sequels to something over the years, people keep going, but surely 13, 13, in one year, that's too much, it's ridiculous, people can't see so many movies in one series. How are people supposed to know what's going on, how can they keep on top of the storyline, isn't it way too many. Do you have to watch them all?
I've had a million nightmares like this, too too many, giant numbers, ridiculous numbers of things, all ready to fall apart and ruin everything. Good thing I don't work for the superhero movie business, otherwise I'd be forced to commit suicide.
>>63035837
Civil War was just messy, Cap's perspective only makes sense if you read all the other tie-in books and see what else the SHRA is doing. Only follow the main series and he just comes off as a petulant child mad he can't break whatever he wants any more and also not above using disgusting nasty tricks.
The only thing he does that's true to his character is beating up the Punisher and quitting when he finally admits Tony is right.
>>63036170
Nazis were socialists, silly. They were pretty liberal in a lot of ways.
>>63035943
yes
>>63036209
>They were pretty liberal in a lot of ways.
Except the most important and definitive ones.
>tfw no matter what happens, this guy will murder captain america
>>63036202
They release two movies a year, have about the equivalent of two seasons of TV in the same period, and you really don't need to watch any of the TV stuff to follow the movies.
It's not that difficult.
Now, playing catch-up, ha. I like the MCU plenty, but at this point a full content marathon would take days, I'm not gonna put up with that shit.
>>63034980
>Hulkbuster
>against Scarlet Witch
Good luck being disassembled.
>>63036252
Crossbones will TAKBIR early in the movie.
>>63036139
Played by based Bruhl
>>63034758
>two roided-up soldiers beating the shit out of a one-man army with their bare hands
>he doesn't just shoot either of them because muh drama
well, this is going to suck
Can someone please explain to me why these 2 are fighting?
What's stupid is that Supervillians aren't going to let the goverment monitor them no matter what. Making it a law isn't exactly going to change their minds. So the government decides to track down the people trying to stop them and throw the heroes in jail so the villians have no one in their way.
>>63036256
It is. I'm a massive marvelfag and even I don't watch Agents of Plebs or the Ms. Cater show.
And everything is so far removed from what's happening in the comics currently it really is its own universe. It's coming to the point where just like you can't read every comic you can't/won't want to follow every show.
>>63036174
>Annoying that they try to make it an analogy of real-life civil rights issues. Keep the politics out of the fantasy world, it's cringy.
It's as awkward as when they tried to make the X-Men movies about gay rights.
>"Have you tried...not being a mutant?"
It's nice that Hollywood is trying, but come on.
>>63036314
I thought it was KINDA cool but you know these man-children, the same guus that are currently creaming themselves over Star Wars, lost their collective mind when they saw that clip
>>63036340
Agent Carter's fun, but neither it nor Agents of NOTHING are anywhere near the standards of the Netflix shows. And yet, ironically, it's the ABC shows that actually seem to interact with the movies at all.
Speaking of, Agent Carter's not long. Check it out.
>>63036314
>implying they can't dodge lazers
>>63036315
no, fuck off.
>>63036316
Bingo. Registration is a pipe dream liberals refuse to let go of
>>63035972
HAIL!
Cap and tony are both fags
>>63036418
>ABC shows that actually seem to interact with the movies
Not really, the shows just offhandedly reference the movie events occasionally. So does DD and JJ.
>>63036174
>Obviously people who can blow up whole cities with powers generated from their very body SHOULD be registered and closely monitored by the government. Hell, they should be banished to a remote island or killed outright, they're walking nukes!
>Annoying that they try to make it an analogy of real-life civil rights issues
Reminds me of X-Men 1 when they tried to compared it to the Holocaust. Jewish people can't shoot laser beams out of their eyes or level a city block with a wave of their hand.
>tfw this will be way more fun to watch
>>63036493
>offhandedly reference the movie events occasionally
The events of Winter Solider completely changed the trajectory of S1.
>>63036494
that's not what /pol/ said
Is Capitan America Jewish?
>>63036527
No but rdj is
>>63036447
I Googled it anyways
>>63036252
I have to say, the design on Crossbones' costume is fucking top tier.
>>63036376
>Calls people in thread who enjoy the topic 'Manchildren'
>Doesn't realize he himself is a manchild spending his time posting in the same thread
>>63036527
He's some kinda catholic, probably.
>>63034830
Yeah, but it's Tony who is the Nazi though.
I'll probably side with Iron Man exclusively because he has Vision.
But we all know Captain America is going to win, anyway.
Liberal nazi?
This "Civil War" is between a capitalist and a libertarian. Neither type of person would generally be construed as liberal.
I'm not on either because I'm not a 14 year old faggot. If you see this in theaters, you're the cancer killing movies
>>63036833
I'm 24 and I will be seeing it in theaters by myself. I'm coming up with a plan to get by the no singles policy as we speak.
>>63036833
How can people be this triggered over movies they don't intend on watching?
If its not capeshit its whatever else is popular. Newsflash, movie-making is a business. Movies are made based on where the money is going. I'm guessing you're one of those hipster guys that only watch 'films' from directors who died decades ago?
>>63036944
You should ask your cute girl friend if she wants to pretend being your actual gf for the sake of the movie, Ray. Then you will fucking fall in love for real. Caspere knew this.
>>63036979
I don't have any cute girl friends.
>>63036833
You got your Star Wars ticket yet senpai?
Vote here, folks!
http://strawpoll.me/6100667
What do you think the average age of this thread is?
13 or 30?
>>63035194
>>63035275
Not just 4chan, it's fucking everywhere on the internet. In the same way that 10 years ago you couldn't go anywhere without seeing some shitpost debate about religion/atheism, we now instead are subjected to people arguing about "SJW" shit.
In a few years we will look back on both sides as being absolute retards; just another pointless noise between ignorant zealots and angsty, fedora-tipping neckbeards.
>>63036494
>Jewish people can't shoot laser beams out of their eyes or level a city block with a wave of their hand.
>>63036494
that's not what /pol/ said
lol
>>63037085
Is this actually saying anime is it childish? Kek
>>63037131
Maybe you're a 3 year old after all since you type like one.
>>63036707
Vision will fuck off to space mid movie because Iron Memer is a shit.
>>63037167
Says the manchild defending a chinese cartoon
>>63035892
But that's Iron Man's description.
>>63036249
like?
>>63035843
I don't understand what powers each of them have that makes them OP.
All I've seen the witch do is shoot red lasers from her hands and make you hallucinate.
All I've seen vision do is float around and shoot a beam out of his forehead.
>>63035640
>final scene is an apparent victorious cap
>gets killed mid speech
>credits run on one hand of the scene, aftermath shit (reactions, funeral, newspapers, etc.) plays on the other half
>after credits scene is Spider-Man reading an edition of the bugle with a headline about the rego act passing/getting knocked back
>>63037085
fuck off weeb
>>63035985
No by some white fuck with a metal arm that wants to avenge him
>>63034940
Dude why not just put Jarvis into an army of ultron bodies and use hulkbuster for himself lmao
>>63035837
it makes me feel like the holocaust never happened
>>63035729
>we
go back to where you came from.
>>63037085
>that quote attributed to GitS
I fucking pray this is bait
>>63034758
>liberal
If anything, Cap's side is the liberal side.
>>63035972
>just realised hydra is spectre
>>63037085
>>63036833
>>63035729
i'm not even a capeshit fan but star wars faggots are the worst of all.
I'm looking forward to the Spider-man poster. While everyone will have their side clearly defined he'll be the only undecided.
>>63035788
I have a parrot but when it goes on my shoulder it does not look cool.
>>63034847
its angel you tard
>>63035043
>tougher than Hulk himself
>>63035474
>Show up as a little
>>63036314
Manlet was not able to get a shot in.
>>63041142
>>63041176
>posting webms as reactions
>mfw
>>63041566
>DIDN DU NUFFINS.gif
post hot screencaps of chris evans please
>>63041566
Trying to outrun a Black man.
LOL naive Cap.
>>63036163
welp, can't unsee.
Seems the CGI crew will have a lot of work when he shows up.
>>63041566
>first appearance of a black character
>literally running away from cops
Holy fuck america.
>>63041566
It's impossible to outrun a black man, with all those years of practicing running from the police.
>>63042194
isn't Falcon black?
>>63035972
>le Agents of SHIELD
God damn that show is awful.
>>63034758
>civil war
>no namor
>no strange
>no xavier
>no black bolt
>no reed
what's the point ?
>>63042563
>muh tony
>>63035027
SJW detected.
>>63034758
I'm with team slut-shamers
>>63042194
Tf that has to do wit anything?
>>63038471
Witch can change reality. Vision can literally phase through shit. It's balanced bruh
>>63042834
![crossbones-and-death-of-captain-america-in-marvel-s-civil-war-marvel-s-crossbones-422497[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GmEtacy.jpg "crossbones-and-death-of-captain-america-in-marvel-s-civil-war-marvel-s-crossbones-422497[1].jpg")
>>63036252
>Crossbones
damn thats a badass looking character
> implying I wasn't always on Team Cap
>>63039427
>>63043098
>>63036252
he is weak as shit tho
>>63035657
*upvotes*
>>63043098
bet you love call of duty too
>>63043285
never played it. i did play the first army of two and liked the design which is basically the exact same as this guy
i prefer russians to be operator bad guys instead of shitskins though
>>63034980
No matter how fancy his armor is he'd still get taken apart literally by Scarlet Witch in seconds. She's the most powerful Avenger now and she's on Cap's side.
>>63036044
Yeah this really pissed me off.
Civil War in the comics was such a huge deal but in the trailer it looks just like no one gives a shit.
>>63042725
>>63043355
who the fuck are they even going to register they have a handful of superhumans
so basically this movie is going to be like the incredibles
bravo marvel
>>63042826
>can change reality
What are you blathering about? What the fuck does that even mean?
>>63037085
>>63043228
Cap has a lot of good moves in this movie
>throwing someone into the ceiling
>doing a floor routine on a quinjet, destroying it
>flying knee of justice
>>63043488
not him but from what I understand she can basically control probability in the comics. Not sure if that is 100% correct, but that's what I've heard. This means she can pretty much do anything since anything is possible (just not likely)
>>63043488
she unmutated most of worlds population
>>63036075
No shit captain obvious
>>63043615
>flying knee of justice
>>63043622
>>63043488
just watch ultron...
>>63043622
Unfortunately that's what I was thinking and that's fucking stupid. So basically she's a god the same way the Hulk is cause "HE LITERALLY CAN'T DIE!" and Goku cause "MUH ANIME!" and countless other stupid fucking characters. It's so dumb
HELP ME TONY HE'S GOT A SUIT OF ARMOR
>>63035717
kek
>>63034758
I'm Team Tayne. I would've picked whichever side Ant-Mn was on. Scott Lang is my nigga.
so this is going to be /tv/ for the next few years huh?
Can't have Stark win, forcing heroes to carry ID badges is too similar to Trump wanting muslims to carry ID badges.
>>63037085
I like all of those things have a good job, friends, a family that loves me, and a 10/10 gf ;^)
>>63036527
>>63036617
>Believes in The One True God
>Literally has met two gods.
Cap a shit, Tony 4eva.
>>63043098
How does he pick things up?
>>63044344
give me a print out of oyster smiling
>>63036139
That's quite an ass.
>>63044344
>>63036669
did you not finish grade 4?
>Reminder that spiderman will join Tony's side
>Still staying on Steve "Milquetoast McGeneric" Roger's side
Tony is literally the only one with a plan. Vision and Ultron knew shit was about to get way worse for humanity, and Steve decides now is a good time to make his "muh freedoms" stand.
>>63044648
>>63034758
Iron man is the republican that saves the human race with technology and medicine. Steve is the faggot that complains on tumblr all day about iron mans privilege.
>mfw tony manlet start gets btfo
>>63035554
In comics, first he is with Tony, then he switch to Cap
>>63045096
>he hates freedom
No vodka for you here Ivan, get outta here
>>63044691
>this pun
>>63044344
Scotts on Caps side
also could you give me a nude Tayne?
>>63045542
>Captain's team of literally who's and Antman
>>63044691
>>63045576
>tfw i didn't even notice antman until about the third time i saw that pic
>>63045542
Well that's not fair at all.
>>63034758
>everybody in this thread picking "teams" based on rule of cool and which side has the better superheroes in their roster in their eyes instead of based on what they're fighting over
Wew lads, I knew capeshit fans were simple-minded plebians but this is something else
>>63034758
>tfw Captain Murica dies at the end of Civil War
FUCK YOUR FREEDOM BITCH!
>>63045701
>Not fair
It's Captain fucking America, he could beat them all in a 1 v 5.
This entire thread
>>63036669
full retard
>>63036139
>no mask confirmed
what is even the point?
>>63034758
D R O P P E D
>and his fully Jewish wife
>fucking 4channers of all people trying to be edgy by being pro-big government as if that's anti-liberal
>implying Overlord Obongo hasn't passed the most pro-surveillance legislature of any US president
Whichever team he's on
Here's the actual list of sides, gay boys.
Freedom:
Cap, Scarlet Witch, Falcon, Ant Man, Hawkeye, Winter Soldier
Registration:
Iron Man, War Machine, Vision, Black Panther, "Black Widow"
Spiderman will be with IM first, but changes sides. Thor and Hulk are in Asgard dealing with Ragnarok.
>>63045701
>not fair
Scarlet Witch solos, so does Ant Man. only Vision is the problem
Will Black Widow get BLACKED by Black Panther?
>>63046456
Who cares? She can't produce little half shits
>>63046268
>Vision literally makes Cap's entire team have 10000 times the density than normal, all their organs are crushed.
>balanced
>>63046566
Am I missing something here or was Vision just a glorified Ironman?
>"PSSHH, NO WAY, MAN! HE CAN LITERALLY MAKE EVERY ATOM IN THE WORLD DISAPPEAR WITH ONE TINY THOUGHT!!!"
>>63046116
If superheroes existed irl to the same scale as the Hulk after their peacemaking program just went rogue and nearly killed everyone, you'd want them registered with an organization that's already proved to have the same goals in mind as the superheroes anyway.
>>63046635
>not knowing the abilities of a character who's existed for ages
Hes pretty underpowered considering some of the things in the Universe.
Too bad Thor isn't in this. In the comic Tony cloned Thor (who was supposedly dead) and he goes insane and starting killing people.
>>63035194
Tumblrweed detected GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>63046794
>you ARE all going down
why that emphasis?
>People actually think Spiderman is gonna be in the film for more than just a cameo
>>63035682
I don't think they will kill off America either I think they will change it to Tony to anke room for a new smart guy in the group aka petermotherfuckinparker.
