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Who would win?
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Who would win?
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BWREEEEE BWREEEEE
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>>63033220
A Predator drone.
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>>63033220
Ethan Hunt
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Why do all of them have a Name starting with J and Surname starting with B?
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>>63033300
It's literally a meme
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John Cena
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>>63033260
This
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Justin Bieber :^)
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>>63033220
Boune down wan any trawble so he wins.
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Bourne was brainwashed to be a super-agent so undoubtedly him.
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James Bond would win. Because did you see how he survived after a lobotomy that absolutely had no effect on him? So yeah, he would kick everyone's ass
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>>63033220
Bourne.
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>>63033260
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>63033385

Ethan Hunt beat a man in a fistfight while having an active bomb in his brain, then stopped his heart with electricity to kill it, had his wife bring him back to life and was awake enough to still kill someone after that.
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>>63033324
i can't see him in OP's pic
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>>63033515
He also beat up a man through various levels of a garage and survived falling from a height of 3 stories to stop a nuclear attack.
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>>63033575

The only thing stopping that movie from being genuinely perfect is Hunt didn't actually land the car on the villain's broken body.
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>>63033515
>>63033575
Ethan Hunt is fucking nuts, and that's why he would win.
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>>63033300
Phonetically pleasing.
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>>63033657

The best part of Rogue Nation was the characters finally acknowledging in-universe at how fucking insane all the bullshit Hunt does is.
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>>63033716

>he'll be in custody within the hour
>6 FUCKING MONTHS LATER
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>>63033220
Definitely JB
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>>63033794

>Ethan Hunt is the living embodiment of destiny

>that entire court scene recapping Ghost Protocol
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>>63033797

A reminder that Kingsman knows who the real JB is.
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>>63033220
Bauer
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bwreeee tbwreeeeeeeeeeeh
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John Belushi.
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jack bauer

hes the human terminator with the highest bodycount
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THE HERO WE NEED
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>craig
>bond
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>>63033324
John Cena the wrestler or his character in the Marine film series?
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>>63034007

>this is all on your head, yes, me commandeering drones to bomb england because of my fuckhead religious beliefs is YOUR fault

was she fucking delirious since Jack had just put her son out a window? It was 100% her and her cunt kids' fault.
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>>63034007
man did they cast the red wedding in an apartment block
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>>63033324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN6N4qbLwlY

cenawinslol
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>>63034007
007 has spoken
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jack bauer
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Jack Reacher.
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need webms of jacks tunnel rampage against the secret service and his other one against the russians
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Jack Bauer.

James Bond isn't THAT good and Jason Bourne isn't crazy enough. Jack would easily hurt innocent people to complete his mission.
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>>63034252

Stop trying to force this shit, they aren't even laughing.
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>>63033220
2m tall madman
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>>63034287
>l-look /tv/ I hate muslims!!!
Maybe try watching the show; her plot was about vengeance, not religion.
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>>63035402
Why did they get Tom Cruise to play him?
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>>63033260
>>63034391

SUDDEN DEATH

Who is victorious?
INB4 picture of Victoria Justice.
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>>63035323
>Jack would easily hurt innocent people to complete his mission.
lol'd heartily at this truth.

without a doubt--Jack Bauer.
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>>63036030
He doesn't fit the role but he played it pretty well
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>>63036136
Ethan Hunt is like Jack Reacher on drugs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzIQg6Ly_Rw

Ethan Hunt, past the first film, has no limits.
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>>63036803
Fair point, now Roy Miller shows up.
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>>63037004
Now you got yourself a pretty good match.

But suddenly, Vincent shows up and is on Hunt's side...
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>>63037141
Vincent got killed by a cab driver with plot armor.
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