A world where people have to turn back to back to each other and turn their necks at painful angles to make eye contact, which just had to happen to be a fundamental societal courtesy in that same universe
A world where sometimes it rains
>>63014147
How would the occasional downpour affect the plot
>>63014170
People get wet
maybe they slip and fall
>>63014080
That's quite a specific idea
a world where people walked around naked all the time even at work
>>63014211
I've seen plenty of movies like that
A gas station convenience store is the only building in the world
>>63014263
What's the central conflict?
>>63014263
Is there a big line to get stuff or is it a REALLY big convenience store? What oil fields are supplying the gas station?
>>63014263
Why?
>>63014283
>>63014289
>>63014351
The gas station is never brought up. 80% of the time actors are out in nature wearing loincloths. But there is a Pakistani dude with a blue vest manning the store at all times. The store is completely taken for granted.
An alternate history where Pangea never broke apart
>>63014080
A world where not using a knife and fork properly is a catalyst for Armageddon.
Snow is sentient and owns the planet.
>>63014421
Is it clean and well maintained?
Is there a possibility that the gas station is some mass hallucination?
Everyone has three arms... except for one man.
>>63014509
Does he have 4 arms
>>63014448
It is immaculate, not a hallucination, and no one feels the need to question it
>>63014523
That's the sequel
It's calledArms Race
The dad wants to bond with his son but his son uses steroids
>>63014540
Are you damon lindelof?
>>63014720
Impossible. Kids who use steroids play sports, and people who play sports are always close with their families and get a lot of support from parents.
Haven't you seen Inside Out?
People are trapped inside a wet paper bag. Only writing can get them out. They're all damon lindelof.
I guess that's too specific.
The world economy literally runs on bread and circuses and a man stumbles across an ancient bread recipe that will make his bakery the most powerful non-governmental entity in the world
Something inexplicable happens. it's effects are minimal.
>>63014839
That's kind of cute. Imagine Wes Anderson directing that!
someone loses the game
A single man who lives in a abandoned camper van in Nothing, AZ has his life turned upside down when he discovers that someone abandoned an infant in front of his door one morning. Unsure if this is a hallucination or not he sets off to find the parents.
>>63014791
The dad doesn't like sports
In a world dominated by women, men have their penises turned into "vaginas" when they are born.
Their foreskin is used as money currency, but one man will RISE.i'm sorry
A capeshit movie composed of heroes with stupid/useless powers.
major players in the geopolitical scenario gather in a nice kitchen and fight to the death a dozen of pastries
Two conservatives fight and the fight is broken up by a liberal and one of the conservatives dies.
The remaining conservative and the liberal race against time to stop the Jews.
>THE BRONZE CONTINENT - In a dystopian future, a group of mercenaries employed by a totalitarian government hunts down the remnants of the old civilization, only to begin questioning their mission
>KARAOKE STREETS - A lowly accountat falls in love with the estranged daughter of a small-time mobster, and decides to compete against her father in a karaoke competition, with tragic results
>TACO: THE MOVIE - A gay porn star seeking to break into mainstream acting becomes an unlikely hero when Hollywood is seized by a sect of vengeful Kazakhstani commandos bent on turning the world into a giant taco
>DANGER DANGLE - A man born with two penises races against time to evade a shadowy organization that wants to turn one of his members into a bomb to kill a political candidate
>RAPE - A serial rapist is backed against the wall when one of his victims locates him and demands to become his apprentice, while a tough-as-nails police detective is hot on their trails
>THE LAST STAND - A madman is destroying the world's supply of chairs, and it rests on the shoulders of the closeted homesexual President of the United States and his estranged lover, a reformed chairosexual anarchist, to stop him
>GIANT TIDAL WAVE - A group of introverted teenagers attend a party hoping to lose their virginities, unaware a local cult is targeting them for sacrifice in order to revive a depraved ghost of Milton Berle
>THE QUEST FOR BREAST - A male-to-female transexual is left with only one breast after a surgery gone wrong, and embarks on a road trip to Mexico with her best friend to become whole, which puts them on the crosshairs of a single dad training a ragtag bunch of misfit Little League baseball players for the big game, a bumbling FBI agent investigating trafficking of body parts, and a deranged scientist trying to create a modern-day Frankenstein
>DINUSAR - Short on money, Jeff Goldblum agrees to star in a low-budget remake of Jurassic Park playing everyone, including the dinosaurs
>>63014839
The man should be a clown. He can either bring unity to the Association of Bakers and the Entertainers' Guild or he can plunge the world into chaos and war. The most hilarious and well-fed war the world has ever known.
>>63014080
Automation suddenly replaced most jobs.
MC is a slacker. His parents are hard working people. But now they are all out of jobs. So are their whole neighborhood. Their new job choices are: daycare staffs, robot programmer, and prostitutes. They managed to take those jobs.
Then another wave of automation eliminates those jobs too. The end.
A world where all combs are replaced with forks, so people have to fork their hair
A world where fatties are worshiped and hotties with big tits and ass are treated like the plague
>HERO FOR HIRE - Parallel dimensions begin collapsing into eachother due to an ancient multiversal alignment, and only a young woman harboring ancient cosmic powers can save creation. She is rescued by a gruff hero-for-hire, who must protect her from his doppelganger from another universe, a dangerous assassin hired by a shadowy organization to ensure the end of the world
>MACBETH IN SPACE - The plot of "MacBeth" unfolds through the eyes of a group of amnesiac crewmen of a malfunctioning spaceship drifting through Space
>THE FALCON THIEF - A young man raised by sentient falcons is deployed to sabotage a nuclear submarine, but things go haywire when its crew stumbles upon a society of humanoid amphibians created by the radiation of a forgotten meteor sunken in the pacific ocean, and the Falcon spy falls in love with their princess.
>THE ARTFUL DODGER - A young reporter joins forces with a renegade priest to uncover a secret code in "Oliver Twist" that leads to a secret treasure build in a maze-like underground city beneath Paris, which also harbors the only weapon that can destroy a monster that roams the sewers and targets the innocent. In their way stands the President of France, who covets the treasure to fund his experimental hair transplant surgery.
>THE THOUSAND DICKINGS OF GAYLORD FAGGOTSTEIN - A young man named Gaylord Faggotstein by his abusive father as a mean-spirited joke sets to become the town's casanova, but soon begins campaigning for the plight of a secret community of homosexual sentient bears that live in the woods, putting him at odds with his conversative brother and the entire community.
>ROCKET MAN - The crew of a spaceshipt on an dangerous voyage to Space to establish first contact with extraterrestrial lifeforms is targeted by a serial killer known as "Rocket Man", who murders people with a space axe, which is a regular axe, but used in space.
An atheist man meets an attractive Christian women, working in Syria. The man feigns faith to get closer to the woman. As he continues this charade, his guilt grows and appears to manifest when he starts experiencing miracles first-hand. Mentally anguished, the man accidentally murders this woman. Authorities capture him yet he later gets released when he explains that his Islamic beliefs caused these heinous events. The man, now traumatised, begins packing his things, determined to leave. As he's about to get away, the officer that previously released him returns and arrests the man. The man is forced to walk down a down a a courtyard until he reaches a wall, the only direction out is back. Behind him there are multiple men wearing black masks, holding stones. In a desperate plea, the man prays. He is killed by rocks.
A government experiment gone wrong unleashes a flock of genetically-engineered pigeons with hazardous, highly-combustible shit upon an unsuspecting town. A heroic janitor and a sultry birth-watcher msut ride to the occasion to save the day.
guy's mind overnight acquires knowledge of everything he learns in the next 5 years. there's the standard conflict involving secret time police or whatever, but it goes off the rails and you realize the plot is completely meaningless and the characters are all symbolical but not in a defined way.
ends abruptly, you dont expect it
In a dystopian future where the only known form of currency is Baneposting and crab legs, autistic neckbeards gather to discuss their favorite movies but end up just fighting each other and being kinda racist.
movie is called "Trigger Warning" and features a PC dystopia where people are forced to gather in small venues, secretly, to swear and be able to talk like normal people. has lots of gore. black dies first.
a ufo drops a mysterious box in a field and leaves
it doesnt do anything
An islamophobe torturer is deployed to a Muslim country in order to extract information, but one little accident leaves him the sole survivor of his team.
Alone in a strange land, he must learn a valuable lesson about trust, one that goes many ways.
A quirky, indie comedy about a mid-40's divorcee (JOHN C. REILLY) struggling to get back into the dating game after his wife (JULIE LOUIS-DREYFUS) leaves him to become asexual. In the very ending, as the protagonist is leaving town with his new girlfriend (MARISA TOMEI), monstrous mutants ambush them on the side of the road and brutally kill them.
paralell dimension starts leaking huge bugs into the city. squad is forced to go into paralell dimension, which is infested by said bugs. think starship troopers but in the city, also featuring dimension traveling. lots of gore and explicit sex. in one scene guy is fucking girl and she starts getting ripped from the inside by bugs. guy fucks the biggest bug and finds it hotter than previous sex. lots of blatant product placement of brands that dont exist irl.
A rom com starring talking animals. Normal people around to hear freak out seeing their pets and farm animals suddenly take a human turn, movie ends in lab tests and dissections.
A movie about gorillas in the Star Wars universe.
Oh wait.
A royal shuttle ventures off into space and accidentally enter a time hole thingy for a very long fucking time.
When they finally arrive back at Earth, they find that a new species have taken over it: Humans.
The movie shows them taking Earth back and it's filled with very funny jokes and violent action sequences.
Steve Buscemi - President
The alien girl from Avatar - a sexy blue alien girl
Will Grello - Supreme Commander of the shuttle
A world where people can read everyone else's minds except for the protagonist who's mind cannot be read but which also cannot read theirs
>>63014933
I'd enjoy this as a Coen brothers joint.
>>63014430
I like it.
>>63015496
Star Apes: The Chimpire Goes Bananas
guy builds time travel machine and accidentally 300.000.000 years into the past. arrives right into the core of an energy vortex that shreds his soul into pieces very slowly. the whole movie is about that.
A woman unexpectedly drops her rebellious teenage son with her estranged ex-husband. The two begrudgingly go on a road trip to Mexico, as it turns out the father is a smuggler who transports illegally acquired organs across the border for underground, illegal transplants. Along the way, they pick up a vagrant woman who, after a nervous breakdown, convinced herself that the cosmos wants her to start anew in Mexico. As the trip progresses, the dystunctional trio bonds and becomes a off-quilter family of their own.As they near Mexico the woman's paranoid delusions grow worse and she fatally stabs the father and steals their car. The boy is left to wander the desert and eventually comes upon their destination only to learn his father's employers want him dead for missing their cargo.
>>63015553
This seems like it'd win best picture at some film festival
>>63015199
>>63015257
Loving these. I hope you work in Hollywood.
granpa vs predator. granpa wins.
>>63015640
/tv/ pitched them all.
a movie about the improbable adventures of immanuel kant. bassically a secluded guy with a badass double life.
After being hit in the head with a boombox, a man becomes able to hear the soundtrack accompanying his own life. What initially appears to be a blessing in disguise causes him to spiral into paranoia when a eering, hauntingly tense music begins following him whenever he leaves the house, indicating something horrible awaits him in the future.
The upper class known as the excelseites live in vast pleasure domes on the surface. Bellow the lower class depth-grovellers toil away in the chicken mines eking out a meager existence. This all changes when an ancient and benevolent power is awoken.
>>63015110
I want this a lot.
>slightly taller than average man
>smelly fart guy
>the amazing menopause
But who would be the villain?!
In the post fossil fuel future, humans are treated like cattle and are hooked up to vacuum-like machines that harvest their farts for energy
>>63015199
>DINUSAR - Short on money, Jeff Goldblum agrees to star in a low-budget remake of Jurassic Park playing everyone, including the dinosaurs
>>63015110
>>63015771
That's basically the plot to mystery men
>>63015509
A movie about a guy with autism?
zombie movie from a zombies perspective (1st person). very brutal and shows lots of interactions on how humans really are ie. shit.
The heartwarming tale of an amnesiac older couple that travels the country during holidays joining random families to bring joy.
>>63015864
Warm Bodies, look it up.
>>63015850
>mystery men
it bombed so hard my movie would be first time idea for everyone. also capeshit momentum. and irony.
two kids meet at a lone bridge. both wanted to off themselves. they talk, they cry, they like each other, they fall in love. then they get off the bridge and a truck runs over both of them.
An ugly beta male and a hot girl switch bodies
>>63015451
a french whorehouse cant and wont stop functioning during nazi ocupation. its musical.
>>63015199
>>63015738
This is a brilliant idea, I can see it making a really interesting T.V show in basically any genre
a salesman finds a suitcase bomb in a parking lot
the police is called and the anti-bomb squad try to disarm the bomb
in the nick of time a cop disables the bomb
but then there's a ticking sound and the salesman explodes
camera follows and sticks to the last person that spoke on camera.
>>63015257
Why are your movies so like major movies already made
Male character sits in a bath tub and occasionally answers the phone.
>>63015199
>GIANT TIDAL WAVE - A group of introverted teenagers attend a party hoping to lose their virginities, unaware a local cult is targeting them for sacrifice in order to revive a depraved ghost of Milton Berle
This has potential.
>>63016316
I'm a big fan, Terry.
Ninety minutes of footage of a completely destroyed universe where no one and nothing is left alive, then at the very end Sean Bean climbs out of the rubble.
I was actually writing a script for this, but then I discovered crack cocaine.
>A winged demon kills children who are going to grow up to be evil. A reclusive writer hunts the demon and writes about his experiences and interactions with it.
>>63016319
Someone actually wrote the entire outline in one of these threads. It was bretty gud.
Chloe Moretz
Emma Stone
Amanda Seyfry
Plot undecided
Full Frontal Density: A man starts noticing a similar dog at every event he attends. He becomes paranoid and leaves his job to unravel the mystery, all whilst seeing the dog everywhere.
He starts to believe that the dog is a higher being or a god and starts a cult, and the cult grows in popularity slowly as people photograph the dog at places and events around the world.
The man is driving to his cult church one day and hits a dog in the parking lot.
A big robot arm comes out of the ground and fingers his ass until he crys.
The dogs corpse spins clockwise 3 times, before vanishing in a flash of green light.
All of the cult and dog related stuff vanishes abruptly, and he's still being fingered by a robot arm.
It was all a daydream slave 019737 was having to escape the reality of a dystopian future where humanity is enslaved by a race of semi-aqautic, ass fingering robots that resemble dogs.
The Naked Planet
A planet much like ours with similar society, architecture and culture as us with one significant difference. Everyone is naked all the time.
The movie centers around three astronauts, two men and one woman, who gets lost in space and ends up crashlanding on The Naked Planet. At first, believing to be home at earth they simply walk around trying to find their way back to NASA, but they quickly notice that everyone is staring at them and more importanly, that everyone but them is naked. In order to blend in and not draw unwanted attention towards themselves and their clothes they simply get undressed and throw their clothes somewhere. Also the female astronaut gets pissed and walks off for some reason.
The rest of the movie follows the astronauts walking around and getting into all kinds of naked shenanigans. Such as one time when one of said astronauts is too busy ogling a big breasted woman he accidently bumps into the back of a man who then proceeds to bump into a naked woman, resulting in his penis entering the womans vagina. Within seconds a baby emerges from the womans butthole and falls to the ground. The astronaut quickly realises that's how these naked people mate but it seems that everyone else is completely amazed about it, since mating is strictly controlled by an institute in order to prevent overpopulation. Having learned how to mate these naked people simply walk around bumbing into eachother all the time, leaving crying babies on the streets everywhere. Except for one time when a naked woman bumbs into one of the astrunauts. Since he's technically an alien and can't mate with the naked people shit comes out of the womans butthole instead. And that's it. That's what the movie is about.
- Written by nine year old me
>>63016266
I can see this winning all the awards for everything, maybe even a Nobel prize
Black midgets fighting white midgets.
>>63016586
Will be a shocking short but underwhelming as a feature length
>>63016266
There was that movie that followed around a 20 dollar bill as it changes hands. JUST himself has a part in it if memory serves.
PANGEA: what would've happened if evolution followed its course yet the supercontinent never broke up? Jamie Reese is a United States of Pangea university student whose half-sister Ellen has just been killed almost in front of her by the cop going to arrest her. Just before she dies she hands Juliana a book that contains a of stories depicting an alternate reality (our own) in which Pangea broke up and became our earth. The book is called Earth, and is part of a series of similar novels said to have been created by someone referred to as "The Dimension Jumper"
>>63015745
>The upper class known as the excelseites live in vast pleasure domes on the surface
Sam pls go
>>63015738
That's actually pretty good!
After investigating a strange cave, a T-rex starts exhibiting unusual behavior that grows more and more ritualistic and zombie-like
>>63016640
It's not supposed to be shocking. It's supposed to be sexy.
closeup on some guys face, full frontal shot (camera never moves, no cuts, no nothing. just face). guy is dead, resting in coffin. you can see people saying goodbye and telling him stuff that slowly interweaves some macabre family story. film ends with burying.
In a world where the upper class has literally built their new cities on top of the old world, the lower dregs of society have been wallowing in the dark underneath. Generations of accumulated pollution and waste has led to grotesque and deadly mutated creatures and a hideous and powerful new race of mutant humans who now want to destroy the surface world.
A kebab shop employee finds a portal under a trap door in the cellar of the shop.
This portal contains a world that exists solely to worship, create and maintain the art of producing pitta breads.
Employee steals their ideas and becomes the world's only source of top notch pitta breads, at which point the Movie becomes a shot for shot remake of scar face, with pitta breads replacing cocaine.
Original ideas donut steel.
METRO:
>an average fat guy is jolted into the spotlight after losing two hundred pounds by only eating bread and vegetables
>he can't cope with his newfound fame and becomes addicted to child pornography
>goes to prison where he befriends a large black man named Jimmy J
>they teach eachother valuable life lessons until Jimmy J is killed in a prison riot
>the twist is that our hero finds out Jimmy J was the founder of his favorite sandwich chain
>and he was killed by a competitor who intentionally started the riot to kill him
>the camera pans out with our hero crying and devouring a pizza
>>63015738
That's brilliant. May I write it?
old, rich guy dies. and i mean RICH, castle owning rich. family lawyer reads will and it says all 8 sons are huge faggots, but they still might have a chance for the big inheritance. theres a key they have to finds. its in the castle, which is huge and has plenty of death traps, set for the ocassion. editing is snappy, colors vibrant, characters are nasty but very charming. lots of humor and gore.
>>63017304
This feels like it was inspired by Jared '12 inch' Fogle
Bizarro high school
All the jocks are made fun of for being normies and the nerds bully them
>wait, your telling me you haven't even made it out of the starting area of WoW?
>haha guys, check this out, this loser has had sex
>Do your seriously have nothing better to do on a friday night then bang chicks? Holy shit what a loser, lets beat this guy up
A man who refuses to wear shoes meets a woman called Carol
hacker makes all private messages of all users of facebook public.
Alien slugs from Planet X descend upon Earth overnight and burrow into the heads of an unknowing populace while they sleep. However, one slug happens to attach itself to a man who has fallen asleep while watching Friends and soon becomes infatuated with David Schwimmer, going as far as to take on the personality traits of his character, Ross.
The man and his brain slug attempt to coexist while the slug invasion of Earth intensifies.
It ends with the man and his slug companion, now named David Schwimmer, extolling the virtues of individuality (with Schwimmer as an example) in a big heartwarming speech set to orchestral music in front of a slug-enslaved crowd. Upon realizing what they (the slugs) have done is wrong, they release their captive human hosts - causing everyone's head to explode.
The protagonist stares in silent horror at the carnage before his head also explodes.
I'll Be There For You plays over the credits.
Title: Schwim Fan.
keep postin, faggits.
Greg Kinnear goes on a bender and murders a prostitute. Hilarity ensues.
>>63016198
>can't stop...
>won't stop...
>tryna make tha booty drop
>>63016316
They already made several charlie's angels movies
>>63017040
>zombie T. rex
No. Dinosaurs are noble animals.
Jane is a female entrepreneur and a single mom. She moves the Shanghai to start his new business. There she finds her true love: Mr Li, a 30 something business man with his son from another marriage and his parents. Jane overcomes the cultural divide and integrates into the big family while keeping her independence.
EVIDENCE (hipster appeal indie dramedy)
A troubled but bright weed dealer from Boston moves to Vietnam to participate in a visa marriage. He is promised $40,000 by the girl's big brother, a friend of his who already has US citizenship.
After an initial series of awkward fish out of water experiences, the young man finds himself falling in love with the sincerity of Southeast Asia, and, strangely, also his fake bride. This bizarre love story becomes humorously complicated by the language and cultural barrier, which makes it impossible for either of them to tell if the other is sincere or just participating enthusiastically in the charade.
>>63017470
Is this now a serious ideas thread? I would watch the shit out of this as a Simon Pegg-style dry horror/comedy.
Astronauts crash land onto a planet
Planet is one giant mall filled with alien shit but also human shit too
Daily announcements are spoken in an alien tongue so they can't understand shit. Now these niggas gotta repair their spaceship but shit gets freaky at night
>>63017578
I'm namig it for you:
Silicon Valley High
>>63015850
I like this idea. What would the mystery be?
>>63018965
Why is your movie better than mine >>63018914
>>63015349
i'd watch it
>>63018988
Hey /v/eddit!
>>63014216
idk about movies but I've seen plenty of, er, short films like that
particle accelerator scientists corrupt gods firmware and everything turns into trippy shit. very enjoyable trippy stuff.
>>63015257
>MACBETH IN SPACE
Like Throne of Blood, but in space?
>>63016430
Link?
ancient time wizard cult harnesses an up-and-coming rock groups musical vibrations to conduct a ritual underneath a concert stage to send an assassin back in time and destroy western civilization. the ritual goes wrong and the group members fall into the sigil. they are sent back in time to a particularly violent area of europe during the fall of the roman empire. using the power of music, they must reunite rome and travel to the british isles to destroy the cultists before they can organize
>>63015216
From the bottom of my heart.
My dad can install new machines. I can only screw things up. Now we are both redundant.
A criminal organization turns out to be composed entirely of undercover agents form different agencies, none of them being aware of the other members true identities. Hilarity ensues.
