ITT the worst movie you've seen in theatre
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>>63007303
Didn't see it in the theater, but Grown Ups is the worst movie I've ever seen.
>>63007303
My family enjoyed it. Along with other Sandler movies.
Not sure how I feel about this.
Trash
>>63007303
saw the second one (for free) and it is maybe even worse. also if you need a podcast to listen to check out "the worst idea of all time"
snow white and the huntsman
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off the top of my head, but i have a feeling there's something else that i am forgetting
>>63007303
The Phantom Menace
Lawnmower Man
Mad Dog and Glory
FUCK
>>63009455
Feel good about it. Not being able to enjoy a dumb comedy is a strong indicator of autism
i saw love guru and son of the mask, nothing tops that
>>63007303
The Cat in The Hat, Mousetrap, The Animal.
Hands down
>>63009600
Holy shit you're either living a dream of only seeing the best of the best in theatre or you're the worst lowlife pleb if you think Funny People was even remotely bad.
>It has Willow in it, how bad could it be?
Probably Avatar. And it wasn't that horrible too.
DUDE FAT BEARDED GUY ON A WATERSLIDE MAO
would rather watch poor little white boy 3
Fuck you Arthur, it was the last time you got to choose the movie.
shrek 3
>>63007303
>five actors
>literally all of them cancer
haha what were you thinking?
>>63009600
Were you that guy outside the theatre talking about how bad it was as i was on my way in to see it? I thought it was pretty good and that you were a faggot.
>>63009773
I saw that in 3d
I had a splitting headache before it even got halfway
Got dragged to it for my friend's birthday
>>63010001
Wow, I'm completely forgot that ever existed.
This piece of shit.
Anchorman 2. The first half was bearable but the third act was the least funny thing I have ever seen. There was only one funny joke and that was the one about Salem Oregon because I was watching it in a theater in Salem.
remains the only movie I've ever walked out on
>>63007303
Friend at theatre let me in no charge. Still felt ripped off. Wish Trank had killed himself and Basketball B Jordan.
>>63010496
I watched this again last night and it was a lot better than I remembered
I remembered it as one of the worst movies ever though
It was made even worse by its huge running time
>>63007333
Nice trips
Yeah, that and the A-team are the only movies I walked out on
>>63009773
Why does Michael Bay insist on making these movies 3 hours long and having the first two hours consist of the worst dialogue ever written?
Detestable
>>63010226
>Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Keira's Flat Chest
Oh man I loved that one
>>63010496
the only reason they made this was to make le Koch Brothers r evul commentary
The only movie I've ever walked out of. It was the most boring a shitty "comedy" I've ever seen in my life.
>>63010701
THE DEFINING CHAPTER
boys...
>>63009600
>>63009885
>>63010234
Like every Apatow movie after 40 Year Old Virgin, Funny People would have greatly benefited from having at least 30 minutes cut out. This is 40 was absolutely insufferable.
>>63009871
Fucking this. Most cringeworthy movie I've ever seen
Literally the worst movie ever made, family
Went in completely blind, had I known it was from James Wan I would have stayed far away.
> opening scene
Is this a joke? Is this a parody film?
> halfway through the film
Jesus this is dreadful. Give my brother a glance to see if we should just walk out, ultimately decide to stay in case it might get better. It doesn't.
Left that theater feeling very drained. Not angry, just feeling like I've been cheated out of time and money.
Avatar last airbender
Runner up: Alice in wonderland 2010
Skyline
>>63009871
HOW DID THEY GET CRISPIN GLOVER
i can ironically enjoy most bad movies but this one just had to turn it off
You guys don't even know....
A bad comedy is one thing, but this....
>>63010734
jackie chan?
>>63011372
great movie man, I feel bad you couldn't enjoy it.
>>63009773
It didn't even put the side in dark side of the moon
Either this or Hobbit part 3
>>63011372
> movie theater
> turn off
So you're a projectionist then?
i regret not walking out of it
hated the first one and still paid to see the second which ended up being even worse than the first
Three-way tie between Transformers 2, Eragon and The Last Airbender
>>63010496
If Will Ferrell lost weight would be handsome?
It seems like he has the face for it. He's also 6'3.
Holy shit this movie is bad
This was bad, I mean wretchedly bad. So bad I wanted to kick the ass of the director and writer, or anyone handy.
>>63011497
>hobbit part 3
>>63007303
Marley and Me.
>>63007303
Thanks to this movie i'm never falling for the "beloved franchise #1 movie in the world" meme ever again. I should have walked out after the first egregious product placement not five minutes into the movie. This is the only movie I've watched that actually made me angry after watching it. Fuck the characters, fuck the stupid ass story, fuck the dinosaurs, fuck this piece of shit.
>>63012026
I know people will assume you're trolling, but I completely agree with you. Honestly might be the worst big budget blockbuster I've ever seen. It's so rare to witness a movie that so passionately hates its audience. The fact that it was met with unbridled commercial and moderate critical success genuinely worries me.
>>63011721
Stay in your containment thread you gossiping subhuman retarded piece of shit.
I don't even know why I went
I never even watched the first one
>>63011817
>>63012114
These two were bad
And Scary Movie V
My Dads choices and each one was so awful
Haven't been in a movie theater since then.
>>63011665
I'm so glad I never watched these
>>63012026
I liked it but it was kind of disappointing after all the hype I had for 14 years.
Also didn't really feel like a Jurassic Park movie.
>>63012114
What was the plot of this again?
My girl broke up with me at end of this.
>>63012026
>>63012084
I would agree with you, but aunt Claire's sweaty tits made it watchable for me.
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief is another close contender, but I'll give it a pass as it's literally a children's movie. So I'd have to say either District 9 or Clash of the Titans with the Avatar guy.
>>63011227
Meh. I liked it. It was spooky, but I watched by myself at like two in the morning.
>>63012114
How did they get all these people to agree on this
>>63012596
just a series of really unfunny skits with different celebs
like theres one where hugh jackman has balls under his chin (gag stolen from fucking Men in Black 2) and it makes for an uncomfortable dinner date, amazing stuff
>>63012026
I can understand not liking it but product placement was heavy in the original JP as well.
Super Mario Bros
>>63012026
>>63012084
If you hated this but liked the original Jurassic Park you should kill yourself
>>63013143
>>63013393
I never saw jurassic park but everyone loves it so much I thought that I could get into it after watching JW. But if jurassic world is supposed to represent what made the original great I think I'll pass
>>63007303
I still can't believe there was a fucking sequel.
Every damn character in this movie delivered jokes in the exact same format.
>>63007303
Funny People, I don't even remember why we saw it but my entire family thought it was horrible. Eric Bana's character was the only enjoyable part of the movie
>>63013139
>Brand wearing shoes and putting them on the chair
I don't blame you at all man
A million ways to die in the west
It's a toss up between Alien vs Predator and The Possession.
I probably hated AVP the most, as I'm a massive fan of both franchises, and the games and comics, and the film just felt like they were shitting all over it. I till remember laughing hysterically at the Predator's 'surprised face' at the end when the Queen bursts out of the ice.
The Possession was probably objectively the worst though. Was one of those string of 'spooky kids' horror films that came out after Insidious was inexplicably popular. It was basically about some jewish demon that lived in a box and possessed the youngest daughter of this family (the box was their possession geddit!?.) Had some tremendously dumb scenes in it, like the mother finding the daughter eating raw meat in the kitchen in the middle of the night. It actually had one pretty interesting scene, where the daughter has a CAT scan which reveals this creepy face in her chest cavity, but is ruined by the other daughter doing a terribly acted scream. In fact if I remember correctly basically every scene in the last half of the film ended with someone screaming.
I'll be the one to post it then
>>63014459
At least you survived.
It was so fucking boring. We walked out.
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>>63014459
Saw this twice in theaters.
Also saw pic related twice. Didn't really want to for either one.
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>>63009871
>>63009899
only movie ive ever walked out of
you cux had it ez
>>63014605
Forgot the pic.
>>63011227
>edgelord420xxx hates one of the few tolerable horror flicks of the last five years
>kek
>>63009850
>son of the mask
This.
It was also the last movie I saw in theaters.
>>63009850
>tfw i liked love guru when it came out
i have downs AMA
Meet the Spartans
I had a mentally handicapped friend and we watched it for his birthday
Shit I don't think I have ever walked out of a movie in my life and I am in my 30's. I think it is because I have only been to two movies in my life alone.
Jackie Chan's First Strike when I was 12 which I actually enjoyed a lot from what I remember but I loved Chan in the 90's. And about 2-4 years ago. Some marvel or DC movie that I don't even remember the name of.
I just assume the person I go with is into the movie so I never make the move to leave.
>>63014673
this
Ted 2. Had to stay beecause my 14 year old brother fucking loved it.
I remember someone posting a great video outlining just how unfunny the movie is in detail.
>>63014488
FUCKIN KEK
>>63012596
US version was Dennis Quaid taking an executive hostage so he could get his stupid fucking script made
UK version was two teens trying to find the rumored 'Movie 43' the most banned movie in the world
It was so bad that I asked my mom to leave (I was 7)
>>63009850
son of the mask wasn't straight to DVD? fuck me, you win dude
>>63014939
I remembering seeing it in theaters with my brother
Worst $7.50 I've ever spent in my life
>>63012114
https://youtu.be/ya3SikkpRCc
This is all I remember from the movie
>>63015027
P
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>mother's birthday coming up
>decide to take her to a movie
>nothing really interesting out, but this looks like a serviceable bourne knockoff
>get 10 minutes in with no dialogue and only one moment of action
>long shot of rain on windows
>oh fuck no it's a EUROPEAN ART FILM
>NOOOOO
>trapped for almost 2 hours watching euroschlocky tripe about George Clooney wandering around the italian countryside banging hookers and building a gun
>most awkward moment of my life spent watching a lengthy oral sex scene while sitting next to my mother
it set the bar for money wasted on a movie ticket. Whenever I see a bad movie in theaters, I can think "well at least it wasn't The American". Although American Hustle came pretty fucking close.
>>63010624
Memes aside, this was the worst movie I ever sat through. Way worse then any sandler movie or romcom since it actually took itself so seriously
>>63015390
Dude Movie 43 is that bad
>>63011330
He's not getting any roles, take the money.
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>>63015462
genesis is way worse
>>63007303
>>63015535
>the protagonists only have one facial expression the entire movie
>over half of the movie takes place in nested flashbacks
>>63015031
wut.jpg
>>63015052
>liking akira: pleb edition
>>63013012
Blackmailed
And no, I still don't know why.
>>63010390
i walked out on this i was bored by myself killing time fuck that movie
Go
Movie fuckin' 43.
Goddamned sack of fucking shit.
>>63016212
JUST
Bangkok Dangerous (the Nic Cage version) is certainly the worst film I've ever seen in theatres. But not having paid to see it (theatre hopping) it doesn't make me angry that I sat through that piece of shit.
Having been dragged along and convinced to pay for my own ticket for a showing of Transformers 2 during its opening weekend in a theatre packed with fucking retards, THAT makes me fucking mad!
>>63016179
I didn't even remember that this HAD a theatrical run
>>63016323
Can confirm. Saw it in the cinema with friends when I was 13. Their mother who I used to wack off too took us to see it.
>>63007303
Probably Fury( the WW2 flick).
Turned it off within the first 30 minutes.
Made me feel physically ill.
It's not like I was expecting anything from this poor excuse of a movie. Hell, I didn't even know Bryan Cranston was on this. I got pretty excited at the beginning; that is until he fucking died and was replaced by the blandest, most uninteresting MC in history.
>>63016360
forgot pic
>>63016351
>worst movie you've seen in theatre
>turned it off within the first 30 minutes
>turned it of
>in the theatre
>>63011227
This is literally the best Horror film in years. Eat shit you fucking pleb.
>>63012329
Whats with all the faggots with no taste in here?inb4 hurrhurr tripfag
>>63016351
the fuck did you pull that offf?
>>>ITT the worst movie you've seen in theatre
>>>>>worst movie you've seen in theatre
>>>>>>seen in theatre
>>>>>>> in theatre
>>63007303
>>63016396
>>63016455
Okay then faggots, I walked out. Does that please you? You retarded dipshit faggots.
>>63016506
nice save
>>63016506
>>>You retarded dipshit faggots
Hey it's not our fault you can't read dumbass
>>63012749
Percy Jackson became literally Alexandra Daddario's Sexy Face: The Movie
>>63016506
damn was legit looking forward to an interesting story
Hated Tea Leoni more than Sandler. Drove 2 hours because muh rural living to see this shit thinking itd be like Happy Gilmore or something.
Horny nigger at the front row
>>63016506
>You retarded dipshit faggots
Ah ah ah. No lying.
>>63016483
Oh man I heard about this one how was it?
>>63016506
The damage control on this one is absolutely fantastic.
>>63012329
The worst part about Hancock is that you can see a good movie in there somewhere, but what they filmed sure as hell isn't it.
>>63016704
How is it damage control? You massive retard. I didn't see it in the theater and then I turned it off when I realized it was shit. You faggots got autistic over that and so I said I walked out instead, you outstanding faggot.
>>63016794
being this mad who shat in your ceral and called it a prize?
>>63016506
no u
>>63009773
You got me here. Fucking hate this movie with passion.
>>63010226
The whirlpool fight was pretty cool. Everything else sucked.
>>63007303
What was wrong with it wasn't his best wasn't his worst it's not like it was meant to be a master piece you stupid autistic asshole it's just a dumb family movie.
>>63010624
Fuck I just left a reply less than a minute ago agreeing with Transforers. How the hell did I forget about this? Fant4stic is the worst hands down. I was not only bored but legitimately pissed off.
>>63012026
I cant agree because of how hot she is
>>63016704
>>63016974
how many times did that kid mess up on purpose?
>>63009600
Easily the worst movie ive seen period. It should've ended after about 1.5 hours but it just kept fucking going
>>63013551
>never saw Jurassic Park
>OH I KNOW I'LL SEE THE FOURTH MOVIE FIRST
Ignoring how stupid that is, the product placement of JP and JW works in the sense that these are massive high budget theme parks with corporate sponsors. In something like Man of Steel it was fucking stupid because it just throws itself in your face for no reason. It never bothered me in JW aside from the cars which were shot like a fucking car commercial in every frame they were in, all the other product placement sat comfortably in the background and worked on a realistic level, which is appropriate considering Jurassic World's viral marketing campaign and website, advertising it as a real park. The effort put into it is astounding.
>>63017029
hopefully tons.
Took my Niece and Nephew out to see it while my brother and his wife were out on a date. It was so bad I could barely keep awake. Easily some of the worst effects I've ever seen, not even any cheesy action to laugh at or fancy fight scenes to enjoy. Just boring. Fell asleep 3 different times.
>>63007303
>Walked out
The Spirit
>Followed through
Dungeons and Dragons
Fuck my brother for making me watch this.
>>63016506
I believe you could have turned it off anon.James Holmes did it
>>63016683
It's awful. Most of the "characters" receive no characterization at all so when shit goes down you feel nothing because you don't care about them.
>>63016641
I remember seeing this in theaters and it was full of succubi. I didn't laugh once and it was all just liberal propaganda with muh lesbians and muh fat pride
>>63016400
>>63014673
> not liking a major film that was well recieved by critics
> pleb
That's pretty funny. Just because every horror film of the past decade or two has for the most part been utter shit doesn't make this film any less mediocre. It's more of the same overdone posession bullshit with people in old person makeup going 'BLEH'. That's not horror, there's nothing scary about old people make up. (See: Insidious)
Nevermind that horribly bland ending! Maybe if the mother had suddenly reverted back to being posessed once they removed her restraints and snapped her kid's neck or something there would at least be some kind of redeeming moment in this dull dreadful heap of recycled tropes. But no, we get the sun coming up and a teary-eyed 'we're a family again!' bullshit hollywood ending.
Tolerable =/= good, get some god damn standards.
>>63012658
holy shit didn't know this movie existed and that's the greatest story I've ever wanted to hear
>>63014699
wow you must be an idiot if you paid hard earned money on this
>>63007303
JACK AND HILL IS BY FAR THE WORSET MOVIE IVE ESEEN IN THEATRES
>>63007303
Oh, come on, OP. The sequel was far worse.
It's a close one between this and The Day the Earth Stood Still remake.
>>63014179
>lel the jew demon
>>63018420
Maybe he didn't see that in theatres. Did you ever think of that?
>The Weatherman
It was a Nicolas Cage movie, I should have known it would be fucking garbage.
>>63016179
i was forced yo watch this at like 6 years old in theaters . fucking lame movie
>>63018178
I'm kind of interested in hearing why some anons see these movies. I could understand date night or friends' popular vote but I can't think of a good reason to ever go see some of these like Meet the Spartans.
Like, was it winter and the theater was the only building that still had heat? Was seeing it the exact moment you knew alcohol was ruining your life?
>>63016641
I honestly don't know how someone can find this utter piece of horrid dog shit funny.
>>63007303
saw it with my mom as a goof
>>63018553
she end up giving you a handie when it got too boring?
>>63015055
The American was awesome.
But not if you're expecting an action film. Or with your mom.
>>63015055
>>oh fuck no it's a EUROPEAN ART FILM
I watched this on Netflix. I kept asking myself why did George say 'this is a project i'd like to work on.'
The sex scene I don't remember but I feel bad for you bro. Any sex scene with your mother watching beside you is megacringe.
>>63018570
im a girl, so no. we lauged through most of it.
>>63018696
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>>63018696
ill pipe you down if thats what you need baby grill
>>63012084
>>63012026
fucking this. whole movie was a slap in the face to fans. didn't feel like a JP movie, and isn't canon in my book. it's not based off a crichton book, is it?
>>63012114
Halle Berry sure has a knack for starring in enormous bombs
>>63016179
Fuck you, this film is gold
>>63014488
holy shit
>>63015055
loved this movie
>>63018976
Wasnt this expected to become a hit and they planned on sequels and merchandising the shit out of it?
this piece of shit right here. was I the only stupid motherfucker that saw this in theaters? I didn't walk out because I was in it for the laughs about 15 minutes in...
I walked out halfway through this faggit propaganda garbage.
>>63018867
No, neither was III iirc.
Not my worst experience but I didn't like it either. I really fucking hated that they took the time to address any would be "muh scientific accuracy" whiners with that line about "if we wanted to make real dinosaurs" bit.
You're making a movie about giant dinosaurs and you stop to apologize? Fuck off
>>63016641
I was on this waste of time date sometime back and decided to go see a movie. It was either this or a shitty scary movie.
I cringed internally at both but watching a fat woman comedy sounded a lot more repulsive than a generic pg-13 horror flick to be honest, so I think the choice was clear.
>>63010624
That one's close, but I found The Amazing Spiderman MUCH harder to sit through.
>>63009871
>>63009899
>>63010734
>>63014668
>>63014699
>>63015326
Why do these movies even exist? The first couple Scary Movies were funny in a dumb way, but why is there a market for what seems like filming your friends getting drunk and fucking around with whatever cheap props you have laying around and telling overdone sex jokes? Retarded frat bros can't be big enough of an income source to get these things studio backing, can they?
>>63016641
>Hanging out with qt
>Cuddle while we watch this horrible excuse for a comedy at her insistence
>It ends
>"I thought it was pretty funny"
>>63007303
>>63019344
>drive her back home without saying a word
>ignore her pleading texts saying she's sorry
feels good to be patrician senpai.
>>63017204
I've caught the Spy Kids movies on TV long after watching them as a kid and I think they're fun in a bizarre way. There's something about the horrible effects and questionable directing that makes it a kind of surreal experience.
Skyline. I was shaking with rage, and stopped going to see a movie a minimum of once a month after that piece of shit. Now i'm at like, 2-3 a year at best.
>>63016974
Am i the only one who hates that kid?
>>63019297
>Why do these movies even exist?
I actually don't know either. I've never known anyone who has talked about these, yet I used to see them all over the place on direct-to-DVD in the late days of video stores
>>63019297
cheap and make money(?) usually at least.
>>63019297
Budget $20 million
Box office $13,539,154
>>63014668
nevermind.
Most of these movies are mediocre at worst. Do you guys just not see many movies in theaters?
>>63019546
Yeah I go maybe a few times a year.
>>63007303
>Grown Ups
The first one is good, the sequel is trash.
My dad took me to see this in theaters. I don't honestly remember much.
>>63010390
Wait, this was a trilogy? I only watched Hangover on Netflix because a friend insisted that he wanted to watch it. It wasn't too bad, but Dude, Where's My Car did it way better.
I remember seeing Happy Feet in theaters, even as a kid I remember thinking how generic and not-entertaining it was, then the third act was just a weird mashup of environmental themes that I didn't understand.
This was a year or two after my family had paid to see 2 hours of baby penguin chicks freezing to death in March of the Penguins.
>>63019603
Yeah. DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO made so much money for some reason that they made a nearly identical movie not once but twice.
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
Or Don't Mess with the Zohan
>>63019616
Happy Feet is George Miller's magnum opus, pleb.
>>63009850
>SON OF THE MASK
>>63019675
Zohan is underrated desu
>>63010624
>Black Human Torch
>Gigantic The Thing
>Hacker Dr. Doom
Divergent
or Inland empire
>>63012026
You like the third movie right?
>>63012114
>Storm
>Wolverine
>Sabertooth
>>63019449
I think all thats relevant in the situation is he is a kid, not his personality.
>>63019675
I still don't understand why this was so loathed, it's one of the weaker "dumb comedy" movies but it's not offensively bad.
>>63014669
As a huge Harry Potter fan, I have to tell youread the books, all the movies suck.
>>63019829
Come on, its a dumb movie but not in a way that it isn't entertaining at points or offensively bad like Transformers.
>>63018999
Sex sells
>>63019071
>propaganda
What propaganda?
>>63020120
Don't even remind me that shit. I friend had a couple of free tickets and invited me to watch it. We knew it was going to be awful. While we were in line, we asked a kid about it and he said it was great, a 8/10. We watched it and it was terrible. The ending song was ok though.
>>63016974
>aunt claire
>hot
She looks like shit m8
>>63020085
Macedonian propaganda
>>63020307
Yea I agree. You sure showed me with your meme speak.
![My-Bosss-Daughter-2003-movie-poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pCB5jCz.jpg "My-Bosss-Daughter-2003-movie-poster[1].jpg")
I've never seen something so devoid of soul.
>>63017131
Jurassic World is a reboot there's no reason it shouldn't stand on its own otherwise it'd be called "Jurassic Park 4". And your point about the product placement making sense within the movie is just stupid. If they really wanted to show off the park as being heavily sponsored in universe they should have made up companies instead of using actual ones. As it is the product placement distracts from the movie and on the whole just increases the bad taste in the viewer's mouth upon watching the movie. Jurassic World made obscene amounts of money it didn't need to be a commercial as well.
I'd just eaten Nando's and was in a pretty good mood before I entered this hell.
>>63018502
I saw meet the Spartans when I was in 6th grade because my retarded classmates said it was funny
took my little brother and a group of his retarded friends to see it.
fuck.
>>63020572
maybe your nandos just wasn't cheeky enough for keith's banter lad
>>63011168
that's not Battlefield Earth
>>63009899
tried watching it on demand
made it about 15 minutes before I just couldn't go any further
>>63015027
>>63016683
Would've been pretty dope if I remembered who the fuck anyone was.
>>63015535
I had a grand old time with my friend laughing our asses of at this.
PATHFINDER
I was bored to death and my then friend loved it.
>>63009871
How bad are these really? Can you guys give any examples?
Also legitimately the worst movie I've ever seen
Nacho Libre is by far the worst movie I ever saw in theaters.
My dad and I were bored out of our minds half way through.
Drive, it was nothing like the fast and the furious.
>>63021042
should've been obvious from the one somewhat respectable reviewer featured giving it 2 stars and the score being hidden
>>63021062
As much as I despise Jack Hack I thought NL was a good retarded comedy. I was pleasantly surprised it didn't resort to fat and gross-out jokes and had some good awkward humor. What didn't you like about it?
