>getting #rekt by a 7 year old on star wars trivia
>mfw the cast have literally never seen a star wars movie
>>63003772
>implying I watched it
what is this and what happened? also they prob failed on purpose so the kid could win
>watching jimmy kimmel just for star garbage
>being this anti art
star wars quarantine board when?
>>63003800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcOHdfbZ4Ok
>>63003831
>television and film
>art
>>63003877
>its another startourist
damn that was cringey
>>63003838
the sad part is that kid would probably be better at discussing SW than half the niggers at the board.
>>63003877
that's the face of evil 2bh
>>63003831
>being pro art
>everything must try to be art NO FUN ALLOWED
>>>/lit/
>>>/mu/
Stop being lame.
>>63003772
>OP thinks hes putting a bad light on the film stars
>Doesn't realise how pathetic he is for siding with the sad cunt who knows his fantasy lore.
>>63004076
You'd hope so given they are dumb children's movies.
Have you considered they let the kid win because he's a seven year old fan and a cutie?
>>63004076
That wouldn't be very saddening
>>63004124
>implying all movies arent dumb
go read a book nigger
>>63004116
this. no one should know any of the answers to those questions
>>63004113
>art can't be fun
Pro /b/ sensibilities please go back to your home board as TFA isn't an invitation for you to post here
>>63003838
Im cringing extra hard
>>63004113
>NO FUN ALLOWED
if you knew the answers to any of those questions with the exception of the wedge one get help
>implying the Star Wars movies aren't shit and the only interesting part is the now dead extended universe.
>>63004175
The hero's journey is a work of art. The OT is art. Just because it's popular doesn't mean it's anti art. If you really knew what anti art really is, you'd know that The Hunger Games, Divergent, The Maze Runner etc are actually anti art and not Star Wars.
They let the kid win, but Boyega and Driver are probably the only ones who actually knew ANH of the answers. Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Harrison Ford all have shown countless times that they don't actually know or remember any detailed trivia about the franchise because they don't sit and watch it.
>>63004264
>The hero's journey is a work of art
>The OT is art
We truly have lost the board to anti intellectualism and /b/
i consider myself a major starwars nerd and i couldn't answer any of those questions.
that kid is just seems like a legitimate autist.
>>63004329
>i consider myself a major starwars nerd
>he actually said it
>>63003838
>that tune when R2 rolls in.
The strangest part.
That kid is a future chris-chan
>>63004145
This I usually believe but it was clear here they knew none of these albeit difficult question.
Porkins Astromech droid seems like a plant question where the fuck did the kid learn that in a way he knew it straight off the bat.
Someone post the questions.
Can't listen to the video right now
>>63004113
>/mu/
>art
lmao it's the only culture board more pleb than /v/
>>63004386
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page
I think I respect Adam Driver a lot more now, he's the only one that didn't took this shit seriously and just stared at that little freak. That kid shouldn't know those things, as a matter of fact, nobody should.
>>63004400
"how many niggers fucked your mom last night?"
>>63004386
some were easy but who would remember how many swoops followed jabba the hutts barge
>Picking on a kid just cause his hobby is star wars
Get a life /tv/ let him enjoy his naivety and innocence before he grows up to be as jaded as the rest of us.
>mfw i'm not getting hyped for the Big Franchise Revival by Disney™ Please Purchase Our Merchandise 'Force Friday™' Jimmy Kimmel ABC May The Fourth Be With You Preorder Your Midnight Screening Tickets Now Diverse Cast Practical Effects Carrie Fisher Mark Hamil Chewie And Last But Not Least Harrison Ford Star Wars Comic Con Nerd Geek Fanboys Watch This Disney Film For Your Chance To See A New Trailer Watch The Football For A New Trailer Post Reactions Online A New Star Wars Film Every Year For The Foreseeable Future
>>63004478
That was probably one of the easier questions, you just have to remember back to the scene and you can work it out
>TARD-WARDS
I want to open the link, but I am afraid of the UNLIMITED CRINGEEEEEEEE
>>63004501
more like his father forced him to watch it everyday
no one under 30 actually likes star wars
>>63004478
I knew that and the first questions. I've seen the films a few times so they're just something you pick up on.
>>63004504
I have not seen it in 10 years. my number would be 2, 3 or 4
>>63004400
What was Luke picking up at Toshi Station?Power converters
Where did Owen tell Luke to take the droids to be wiped?Anchorhead
Who was Red Leader during the Battle of EndorWedge Antilles
Which detention block was Leia held?AA-23
How many skiffs accompanied Jabba's sail barge?2
Which astromech droid did Wedge have during the Battle of Yavin?R5-D8
Which docking bay in Mos Eisley was the Millenium Falcon in?Docking bay 94
>>63004534
you are justified , its advanced cringe
not that guy but I could sit you down and explain why movies like star wars aren't just benign 'fun' and actually cultural/intellectual poison but I'm pretty hungover so I'll just say you're stupid. very, very stupid if you pay money to see these movies.
the interview with Jew Jew was pretty funny
>>63004676
why the fuck would the cast know any of these?
why the fuck would any self respecting human being know the answer to any of these?
>>63004553
same
and i knew wedge too.
but how the fuck would you know what docking bay or what droid? is it even in the dialogue?
>>63004749
get out normie
>>63004676
I knew
-Power converters
-Anchorhead
-Detention block
-skiffs
-docking bay
Forgot Wedge and never knew Porkin's astromech.
>>63003772
does it say tard wars?
>>63004810
your forgot the two easiest ones and knew the most autistic ones congrats i guess
>>63004753
Yes.
>>63004676
I knew Power converters and Wedge Antilles.
I have read most of old EU.
WASN'T THE DETENTION BLOCK 1138?
>>63003838
damn, the only one i knew was wedge
i was expecting the cast to be embarrassed by this over their ignorance but this was just retardedly hard
>>63004676
First 3 are so damn easy.
Back 4 are trickier, except the skiffs. You have Luke jump between the two.
>>63004920
In the novelization.
>>63004676
got most of those, but Wedge's astromech is never mentioned-- so it's not a real question.
>>63004840
Those are easy though. It's all right there in the dialogue. I just forgot some of them. Except the astromech one, fuck that.
>>63004676
I don't know any of those and I consider myself a Star Wars fan
>>63004113
>/lit/
/lit/ is filled with 15 year olds who need help on their literary analysis papers
>>63004676
I bet George Lucas wouldn't know half this shit
>>63003838
holy fuck i had no idea jar jar abramstein was so short.
lets make up some questions.
>what brand syringe did the torture droid use in the unedited version of new hope?
>>63005011
Lucas is shorter
>Putting an autist meat calculator that could recite a blockbuster for children word for word
>against normal people who have better things to do with their lives, like seeking careers in acting
Wew, those actors sure made a fool of themselves for not knowing irrelevant details in the film saga they're acting in.
>>63005003
why is 1984 not on there
fuckin contrarian plebs
>>63005003
Im looking for a place to talk about modern audio books and I don't want to join a forum (I like this format) got any advice?
>>63005029
Who was responsible for the packaging and counting of the Order 66 Cookies, made by Sheev's Confectionary Inc.?
>>63005045
I'm pretty sure its on the new version, but that doesn't push what the /v/edditor wants it too
>>63003838
>eu shit
HOW THF FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE NON-CANON NAME OF A DROID REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63005011
at least he reveals himself
>>63005045
1984 is very good, especially for its time. does /lit/ say otherwise?
>>63003877
There is literally no reason for anyone to be making that face
>>63005029
WHAT PLANET DID HAN SOLO RUN INTO THAT BOUNTY HUNTER THAT CHANGED HIS MIND ON?
>>63004386
The kids damn smart-- got one of them super memories-- they evidenced this earlier in the show
>>63005094
Ord Mantell (sp)? Mandell?
>>63005045
number 19
>>63004920
No, that was the detention block they said they were transferring Chewie from
>>63003838
I got 2 out of 5. Pretty hard quiz desu senpai baka
>>63005045
It's number 19, spastic
>>63005117
Correct and correct spelling the first time.
>>63005045
>>63005086
its number 19, you people are illiterate
>>63005123
Oh yeah, I remember and hear that exchange in my head now.
>>63003772
Autism speaks
>>63005172
I did not bother with the chart. it has "count monte cristo" a quintessential tale of revenge lower than harry potter.
>>63005221
>literally didn't finish the book
>>63003772
>>mfw the cast have literally never seen a star wars movie
Who gives a shit they're not paid to be star wars scholars
>>63004676
Toshi Station was a strip club and the Power Converters is slang for the girls there but the kid didn't know that ey.
>>63004720
No, shit like the walking dead is intellectual poison. Star wars is actually a decent story, just poorly told by GL
>>63005172
What did you expect from Star Shitters?
>>63005283
it helps with the acting .
>>63005317
yes I too have seen robot chicken
>>63003838
Carrie Fisher looks so burned out. Holy fuck. She looks like crazy old grandma. She doesn't look like she knows where she is.
>>63003838
retarded questions sorry.
what docking bay was the MF in? seriously?
>>63004676
IT WAS PORKINS DROID NOT WEDGES
GET OUT
>>63003838
Carrie Fisher is such a mystery for me.
She was once a super hot beautiful whorish bitch and easily one of the most attractive women ever and now she's some awkward crazy old person.
>>63005003
I'm so glad Jackie4chan created /his/ so the best of /lit/ and /pol/ can freely discuss history and philosophy.
Now /lit/ is composed entirely of angsty teen faggots
>>63003838
Yeah that kid is definitely autistic.
>>63006187
/film/ soon too
pleb teens stuck /tv/ and the patricians on /film/
>an literal autist knows a bunch of worthless knowledge
Yeah, grats
>>63006335
You don't even know what autism is, do you?
>>63004220
Anyone who played SW CCG knows the answer to all of these.
I've only seen Episodes 1 and 2. I've never seen the original trilogy nor Episode 3.
>>63003772
Sounds like the JIDF here, calling this kid autstic about knowing things on a thing he likes.
>"I-its ok if the nigger and the bitch that will race mix with him have never seen a movie in the star wars series!"
That kid got so many goodies and is probably one of the happiest in the world, while the cast sat in silence litterally going "wuts dat"
>>63004676
What kind of fucking nerd would actually know any of this???
>>63006641
I'm so sorry.
>>63006919
You LITERALLY just need to use your ears while watching the movies. It's all given in actual dialogue between the main characters. I guess use your eyes for the Jabba thing.
>>63006803
Who the hell remembers the fucking random numbers for stuff? Maybe all 327s and 1138s because they are memes but really, Docking Bay 94? That´s "watched it daily for 5 years" autism.
The astromech question is a complete blunder, EU shit wrong answer treated as correct, names were too similar.
The rest makes sense for such a quiz and is somewhat easy.
>>63004145
This.
Yeah, like the Adam Driver wants to gloat to the world that his brain retains more info than a 7 yr old.
>>63003772
>Star Wars is for kids and little babies
Isn't this same mistake Lucas made with the prequels?
>>63003772
>mfw Carrie doesn't know because she was high during filming all three movies
>>63003838
Holy shit jew jew is tiny as hell.
>>63007636
But what was she as high as my dick?
>>63004329
you'd be a legitimate Star Wars nerd for knowing who Wedge Antillies was.
If you know his rank and all his space battles, and the serial numbers of the all franchise droids you're more like a Star Wars scholar
>>63004329
>i consider myself a major starwars nerd
>>63005394
>it helps with the acting .
No it doesn't.
Knowing a bunch of useless shit from when Luke went to toshi station or whatever doesn't help anything
>>63006151
Schitzophrenia ain't pretty
>>63003838
Jesus Christ...the things you have to deal with as a celebrity.
>>63003838
>>63008166
Is that Artie?
>>63003838
>He tried to prevent this.
Only a master of autism, Ard.
>only 2 of the questions are close to normal trivia
>the rest are inane, worthless details
This is the type of kid Alec Guinness warned us about.
>>63004676
I only knew two... power converters and the number or skiffs but that was a guess. What do I win?
>>63008422
lol, Kimmel's social media team can't catch a break. it was the same after he insulted gamers.
>no prequel questions
Pleb shit
>can't tell it was obviously set up to let the kid win
Just maybe, this place really is filled with autists.
>>63008789
It may have been set up. But the kid would have some sort of mental disorder as well I imagine.
>>63008789
I bet you also put that comma in there to draw out autists who point it out.
Well guess what, it didn't work!
>>63008789
Pretty much. There was definitely a script.
>>63004373
I thought the same thing. He even has that same glazed but hopeful look that Chris used to have.
>>63003838
non cannon questions are bullshit, also I'd you asked George Lucas these questons he wouldn't know most of the answers the ID numbers of bays and cells are randomly made up
>>63009232
>the ID numbers of bays and cells are randomly made up
nope
>>63004116
He's fucking 7 years old m8.
>>63006151
Well she took a massive amount of drugs and aged 38 years, what the fuck do you think would happen?
>>63003838
So this kid reads wookiepedia for fun?
>>63003772
They bring this kid for a while now for stupid trivia segments. It's so fake and lame, that they turn off the commentaries.
>>63005089
she's expressing joy anon
how do you express joy?
>>63005029
What species was Grand Admiral Thrawn?
Be careful, it's a trick question. The answer isNOT CANON
>>63003772
>americans praise this level of autism
>>63006151
Guess what, friendo?
That girl you have next to you? The one that's super hot to you and you want to fuck all the time and has tits you just love and a vagina that was just made for your dick and you actually like talking to? Stay with her long enough and she's gonna turn into some awkward crazy old person. Half of that is because your dick is making you forget that she is already kinda awkward and crazy, and the other half is that she's gonna reach a point where she looks awful. And it's inevitable. Every single one of them. It's gonna happen to her before it happens to you, too, and there will be women out there that are half her age that will still probably fuck you cause you're a "silver fox" or they just have a "thing for older guys".
This is what we all have to look forward to.
I wonder if this kid knows the Emperor's first name.
