Wait, what?
>Baron Notluwiski Papanoida was a Pantoran statesman and playwright[4] who lived during the final decades of the Galactic Republic. He succeeded Chi Cho as the Chairman of the Pantoran Assembly during the Clone Wars.[2] Father to a Republic Senator, Chi Eekway, Baron Papanoida was an influential figure in Coruscant affairs, a well-known intelligence provider, anti-Palpatinist, and lover of the performance arts—he was known to frequent the finest auditoriums and holo-entertainment venues, including the Galaxies Opera House in the Uscru Entertainment District.[4]
>Baron Papanoida was portrayed by Star Wars creator George Lucas in Revenge of the Sith.
>>63000381
What's there not to understand?
DUDE STAR WARS LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
>>63000385
I had no idea Lucas appeared in the star wars prequels
>Achk Med-Beq was a male Human present in the Outlander Club on Coruscant when Jedi Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi were searching for the bounty hunter Zam Wesell. He along with his partner Dannl Faytonni were posing as Republic Security Force officers attempting to con patrons out of their credits.[2]
was Achk Med-Beq a terrorist?
>>63000395
die
>>63000433
>Ebenn Q3 Baobab, or EQ3, as he was sometimes called, was a Human male scholar and polymath; perhaps most notable for his contributions to intergalactic communications through such publications as his Galactic Phrase Book & Travel Guide. For a total of forty-five seasons, EQ3 traveled with the Baobab Merchant Fleet, visiting 1,300 distinct culture units and losing the tip of his left foot and some hair along the way. He also served for a time as Chief Philologist and head of the Baobab Archives, a vast repository of knowledge that rivaled any contemporaneous research center.
>"Ebenn can be crotchety sometimes. He was once a great man, though, long ago." - Rinto Liprus
and he was a good friend.
>>63000614
DUDE NO U LMAO
>>63000395
what?
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Zam Wesell? She was a politically progressive shape-shifting female Clawdite bounty hunter who tried to kill your mother, first by bombing Amidala's landing platform and then with kouhuns, a type of venomous arthropod. I cut off her hand in a bar. She was a bad friend.
>>63000399
He had a cameo in all prequels I think. Well, I'm not sure.
His bust was seen in the background of the Jedi library in AOTC. So not exactly a real cameo, but still.
Luke did i ever tell you about the time your father stabbed a man in front of me and your mother?
>>63001025
Luke, did I also ever tell you about how, despite being the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, the jedi of the old republic allowed slavery to thrive?
Did I also ever tell you that your father used to be a slave on this very planet? In fact, when I was a young padawan to the jedi master Qui Gon Gin, we bought your father as a slave by cheating in a gamble on a pod race.
However, we decided not to take your Grandmother as well because we jedi live by a strict moral code. She was later sold to the people you live with now, and eventually was kidnapped and raped to death by sandpeople.
She was a good friend.
Papanoida is the key to all this
>>63001065
Name one animated series with a less appealing art-style than this.
It's impossible.
>>63001065
i remember that episode hahaha that fucking face he makes
>>63000381
>Lucas is an artist in real life
>his character in the Star Wars universe is a playwright
it's like poetry it rhymes
>>63001131
Star Wars Rebels.
>>63001065
>>63001145
JUST
>>63001176
Good answer
>>63001150
>>63001095
Luke, did I ever tell you about your grandmother, Shmi Skywalker? We could have saved her from slavery but chose not to, for no particular reason. She eventually got tortured to death by Tuskan Raiders and died in your father's arms.
She was a good friend.
>>63001202 meant for >>63001131
Luke, did I ever tell you about Coleman Trebor, a male Vurk from Sembla, who served as a Jedi Master and Council member of the Jedi Order during the waning years of the Galactic Republic?
Trebor was one of few Vurks to earn galactic fame some time before the Invasion of Naboo, after averting a number of interplanetary disputes without bloodshed. Something of a celebrity with the media, Trebor was well-connected, with numerous diverse contacts located throughout the galaxy.
He was actually a great swordsman; but his one weakness was very specifically an old unarmed man standing perfectly still with another guy casually shooting a single blaster at 1 shot per second.
He was a good friend.
>>63001176
Fuck off, Rebels looks better than Clone Wars.
Inb4 muh Ashoka
>>63001304
It's looks like shit. CGanimu my shit up.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Emperor%27s_New_Clothes
>The Emperor's New Clothes was a pro-Imperial band during the Galactic Civil War, who frequently got good ratings from the Imperial Board of Culture. Its rival was the anti-Imperial band Red Shift Limit, who parodied their song "Totally Patriotic".
>Discography: Artistic Integrity, Totally Patriotic
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Order_66_Cookie
>Order 66 Cookies were a type of cookie.
>Described as "crunchy" and having a "delightful aftertaste," they were sold in bags of 66 by an Imperial officer, next to a statue of Galactic Emperor Palpatine in Theed on Naboo during Empire Day in 1 ABY.
>Stormtrooper TK-555 was personally responsible for counting and packaging the cookies.
autistic star wars articles general?
>>63001300
kek
>>63001642
>tfw Order 66 cookies didn't appear in the Empire Day episode of Rebels.
Absolute treason.
So do Jedi's only go after Sith and do nothing most of the time?
I thought they were Galaxy police?
>>63001304
anyone watching this over the age of 14 might be mentally retarded. I tried watching it with a friend and its literally Nick Jr. quality wise. Childish plots and characters lacking any depth
>>63001304
Rebels look like shit and the lightsaber in it too. Fucking toothpicks
these (especially the peanybutter) were real fuckin gud t b h
f
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>>63001131
CGI 3D Anime
>>63001642
>Stormtrooper TK-555 was personally responsible for counting and packaging the cookies.
a real human bean
>>63002249
The lightsabers are based on the concept art for the original movie you pleb.
>>63002355
yes and they look like shit.
the original lucas concept art for Luke was some 60 year old man with a robot head or something, and han was supposed to be some weird alien.
>>63001300
this post as well as this entire thread is making me laugh so fucking hard
This unidentified Rodian was walking through the streets of Coruscant during the Clone Wars. He sported a jacket at that time. The jacket was gray. His eyes were squinted. He looks sad. He is wearing brown pants. He is wearing tan boots. The right sleeve of his jacket has 13 visible stripes on it, whereas the left sleeve only has 3 visible stripes. The jacket has a tan border along the bottom. His jacket does not seem to be buttoned up all the way. He is wearing a blue undershirt. Six hairs are visible on his head. Ten blemishes are visible on his face.
>>63001300
>Hey there. I'd like to buy the Coleman Trebor lego figure? My son's a huge fan. Maybe throw in a Nahdar Vebb too?
>>63001642
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Order 66 Cookies? They are a brand of cookies made by Sheev's Bakery and Confections inc. to commemorate Empire Day, the anniversary of the day the Galactic Empre was formed which also happened to be the day your father slaughtered the Jedi (even the Younglings) until I chopped his arms and legs off and left him to burn alive by a pool of lava just before you mother lost the will to live as she gave birth to you and your sister. High in fibre and low in fat, they are a healthy treat, and a good snack. May I offer you a bag?
>>63001131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fxls1XrcJc
>>63002599
NOT LIKE THIS
>>63000740
>Baobab
That's a fucking tree
The creative process behind SW names is retarded as shit
>>63002571
>Oh, and I forgot to mention, Luke, that a trooper by the name of Stormtrooper TK-555 was personally responsible for counting and packaging all the cookies. Instead of having him fight in any of the battles that were going on, they stationed him in an immense cookie factory where he, all alone, counted and packaged the aforementioned Order 66 cookies. Sheev eventually executed him because he found out that Stormtrooper TK-555, while doing his job in the cookie factory, had eaten a few cookies on the sly, which was a big no-no. He was a good friend.
>>63002571
>>63002259
>Gammorean Guard, not Stormtrooper or TIE Pilot or anything else
Gomorreans weren't even employed by the Empire, were they?
>>63001642
It's like if the Nazis made Auschwitz cookies
How retarded
Underrated thread desu
>>63002830
Yeah, I mean merchandising the anniversary of the Empire's founding is one thing but to actually make a 'Order 66' brand is just retarded. Hell, were the general public of the galaxy even supposed to know about Order 66? I don't think so.It was probably just Sheev being a troll desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epgWtFXFVJE
hes actually pretty cool if you read his backstory. alot of heart
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Plo Koon? He was a Kel Dor Jedi Master. The people of that species look like bizarre combination of a huge bug and a machine. In spite of his minatory look, he was a quite nice guy. While he was leading a squadron of ARC-170 starfighters on Cato Neimoidia, he was executed by his own forces under Order 66. He was a good friend.
>>63003050
>alot of heart
so did Lucas. more pottery
>>63003050
WHY IS THIS VIDEO EVEN A THING
WHAT THE FUCK
I JUST DIED
>>63001642
>>63002571
>>63002744
>>63002830
>>63003039
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Star_Destruction
>Death Star Destruction was a type of energy drink.
>It was sold by a Rebel Alliance officer, next to a statue of Jedi Master Yoda in Coronet on Corellia during Empire Day in 1 ABY.
these were known as the Food Wars. Sheev was quite the foodie and was very personally invested in the outcome of this war.
>>63003083
Wasn't he renowned for his piloting skills? My EU is rusty.
>>63003280
Yes he was quite the pilot, and he had received a good many medals for his bravery. Plo Koon perished when he was executed by his own forces under Order 66. Alas.
>>63003318
(He was a good pilot...and friend.)
>>63001300
lel
>>63003276
So that's like Al Qaeda selling 9-11 Cola
Why do people defend the EU again?
>>63003276
Ok, so ABY is "After the battle of yavin" which is when the death star blew up the first time. OK...
Why is there a statue of Yoda? If he was that famous, how did Luke never hear of him and recognize him?
>>63003392
>>63003276
>Luke, may I interest you in a can of Death Star Destruction? It is an energy drink, produced a long time ago. It is an incredibly tasty beverage. Ah yes... I remember having a refreshing ice cold can of Death Star Destruction right after chopping off your father's limbs and leaving him to burn in lava. I got it from Elan Sleazebaggano, who, among many other illegal activities, was a bootlegger who smuggled Death Star Destruction. Did I ever tell you about Elan Sleazebaggano? He was a good friend.
>>63000381
>Plo Koon
>Ebenn
>Order 66 cookies
i'm glad the EU is gone. fuck you all.
>>63000381
Did you know that he also had his daughter play a role? She was some senator that showed up a coulee times and had lines in a deleted scene.
>>63001131
ren and stimpy
>>63001300
I think a youngling could of blocked better.
>>63002194
aaaaaaaaaaaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve1889zS030
>>63001304
Orange is way better than green and don't even get me started on paint ball girl.
>>63001131
Angela Anaconda
>>63003798
also his son
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Zett_Jukassa
>Zett Jukassa (born Warpoc Skamini)[1] was a male Human Padawan serving the Jedi Order and the Galactic Republic in the final days of both institutions. Apprenticed to Jedi Master Mierme Unill at the start of the Clone Wars, he was reassigned to Temple Battlemaster Cin Drallig following Unill's death. Jukassa was stationed at the Coruscant Jedi Temple with Drallig when the ancient edifice was invaded by the Grand Army of the Republic under the orders of the Supreme Chancellor Palpatine. Fleeing the Temple, Jukassa was shot and killed by Clone Sergeant Fox in front of Senator Bail Organa.
>Meme Unill
>>63003949
>paint ball girl
Why is she yellow? Like literally yellow? She looks like she'd fucking reek of piss.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Onaconda_Farr/Canon
>Onaconda Farr was a male Rodian politician that served as the Senator of Rodia in the last years of the Galactic Republic. In the early days of the Clone Wars, Senator Farr felt compelled to join the Confederacy of Independent Systems in order secure much needed supplies for his planet. Farr returned to the Republic cause with the help of his friend Senator Padmé Amidala after capturing Viceroy Nute Gunray, and securing Republic aid for his people.[1]
>Farr was murdered by his personal aide, Lolo Purs amidst a debate regarding the Republic military enhancement bill.[2]
>>63003798
Lucas put his daughter in a few scenes. She was in TPM also. Basically the prequels was bring your daughter to work films. All those stupid fucking kids who couldn't act - all producers' brats.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mickey_Mouse
>Mickey Mouse, also known as Jedi Mickey, was a pint-sized male Jedi Master who belonged to a species of sapient mice. On occasion, he fought alongside the equally diminutive Yoda, the Grand Master of the Order. During the Clone Wars, he assisted the Galactic Republic in its fight against the Confederacy of Independent Systems, with the help of his customized Jedi interceptor and his droid partner R2-MK. Following the end of the war, Mickey Mouse escaped the Jedi Purge and became an adversary of the newly-formed Galactic Empire. During his career, Mouse would never part with his signature white gloves, and he would customize most of his possessions with his personal crest, a stylized version of his head.
>>63000381
>>63001300
Jango shot his lightsaber's hilt. Something no Jedi anticipated, even a Master of the force. Even Mace said he could feel "Death eminating from Jango". One of the deadliest men in the galaxy
>>63001131
nothing
The most important lore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnbNXlpWdh8
>Wacca T'Bacca was a Wookie Jedi Knight who was known for his love of D'weed, a herb native to Dantooine, smuggled to Mos Eisley in bulk quantities and processed into a variety of spices and liquid quintessences. T'Bacca used a special vaporizing device in the hilt of his pipe-shaped lightsaber to inhale D'weed smoke, and proudly wore D'weed containers on his bandolier, often surprising would-be attackers by pretending to fall into a trance-like state with the pipe end in his mouth, so that they would get closer only for them to be impaled on his lightsaber, which he skillfully activated with his tongue.[2]
T'Bacca died in 124 ABY, after a tragic accident in which he absentmindedly turned his lightsaber pipe the wrong way. Some say that he only noticed he was dead 6 days after it happened, his force ghost lingering around his body, rhythmically swinging to a faint sound of a Dantooine tribal drum beat.
>>63004222
>>63004148
This crap might hold some weight if we actually saw Jango do some killing and not flop around aimlessly.
>>63004242
Did this Pizza Hut girl even show up in any other ads besides this Star Wars campaign?
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Pornography
>Pornography was the explicit depiction of sexual subject matter.
>Beldorion had a formidable library of Huttese pornography, and once employed the holo faker Liegeus Vorn to retape and edit it.[1] The Lucin Syndicate of Majilop was a major producer and distributor of illegal holoporn to the Outer Rim Territories.[2]
I really really want to see illegal Huttese holoporn.
>>63004142
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Mouse_(sentient_species)
>The mice (singular form, mouse) were a species of diminutive, rodent-like sentient beings with large ears who hailed from the world of Hyperion. The renowned Jedi Master named Mickey Mouse, who fought during the Clone Wars and survived the Great Jedi Purge, was one of them.
>Biology and appearance
>Mice were a sentient, rodent-like species that had a round head with two large, dish-shaped ears on the top of it. Members of that species had a humanoid body, which included a torso with the head on top, two arms symmetrically arranged on either side, and two legs symmetrically arranged below.[1] They were quite diminutive, measuring approximately 70 centimeters.[2] In proportion to their size, mice had very large feet and hands. Those hands ended with three fingers and an opposable thumb that allowed them to grasp and handle objects. Their faces featured large eyes with a black pupil, and a prominent snout. Their bodies were mostly covered in black short fur, except for the face itself, on which bare, pinkish skin was exposed.[1]
>History
>The mice hailed originated on the planet of Hyperion.[3] One of them, Mickey Mouse, joined the Jedi Order in the last decades of an time period[1] known to the historians as the "Great Peace of the Republic."[4] Like all the other Jedi Knights of his time, Mickey Mouse protected the Galactic Republic during the Clone Wars. Following the Republic's fall and its replacement by Palpatine's Galactic Empire, Mouse kept up the struggle against oppression by opposing the newly formed Empire.
>>63004117
>>63003969
I'm fine with him giving his kids these tiny, basically unnoticeable roles. But shoving in all those producers' kids is fucking awful.
At least Jett Zukassa aka Warpoc Skamini and Chi Eekway didn't take up any real screentime.
>>63004318
>>63004142
FUCKING DISNEY
>>63002259
I can still sometimes taste them. I think it might be a sign of a brain tumor.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Memes
>>63001065
That's not Padme, it was Ob-wans old flame
>>63003798
Lucas's daughter does the ventilation shaft line in Episode 1 also.
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Oppo Rancisis? He was some weird creature with a grandma wig on his head, a Santa Claus beard, a vaguely duck-ish looking face underneath all that hair, long-nailed yellow lizard-like hands and I believe he did not have any legs. He was a Thisspiasian male Jedi Master who served on the Jedi Council during the Invasion of Naboo and the Clone Wars. He was only 1.38 meters tall and he was a good friend.
>>63004822
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Po_Nudo/Canon
>And did I ever tell you about Po Nudo, Luke? He had the face of a spider. he attended a secret meeting on the planet Geonosis where he and several other senators gave their support to the Sith Lord Count Dooku. With a face like his, I should have known he was up to no good. He was a good friend.
>>63002714
Savage Oppress is my favorite t b h
>>63003582
>>63002744
>>63002571
>>63001300
10/10 enhanced smek
>>63004946
gee ben that sounds awfully racist
>>63000395
This is what an acid casualty looks like
how many of these creature designs did Lucas come up with himself?
>>63001065
>What? He was gonna blow up the ship!
>>63006228Zero (0)
>>63001304
>those head spats on green
>>63006250
but seriously, how many? he definitely came up with Jar Jar.
it'd be sort of disappointing if lucas didn't come up with Coleman Trebor and Oppo Rancisis, for example
>>63006354
He designed Padme's dress from that scene at the fireplace.
>>63000740
ebenn, simply ebenn :DDD
>>63006354
He wasn't even the one to come up with the final design of Chewbacca
Man I remember being so autistic about this kind of shit when I was younger and would always point out his cameo to people
>>63001300
I love how Dooku doesn't give a fuck at all and snickers a bit when looking at Jango
>>63007190
oh
fuck if only Kasdan had gotten aboard the making of the prequels. Lucas even asked him.
>>63001304
>Kung Fu Star Wars
Repulsive
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Water (known scientifically as diyhydrogen monoxide)? It was a compound created from the elements of hydrogen and oxygen, and found on many planets in the galaxy. The surface of planets such as Mon Calamari, Kamino and Manaan are completely covered in water, and on other terrestrial planets water is found in oceans, lakes, rivers, and aquifers.
>Water in its frozen form is known as ice, and in gaseous form is called "water vapor", that forms crystals. Sometimes it condenses and falls as snow, sleet, or hail.
>It is a good drink.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Water
>>63004194
>You maybe looking for Cheese the person
>>63000399
he was also the guy who told Obi-Wan about Kamino at the diner.
>>63007503
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Dexter Jettster and his 50s cafe?
>>63007340
You think Kasdan designed characters? You think any director out there designed characters? That's why you have Ralph McQuarries of the world.
I have something here for you. I stole it from your father after cutting off his arms and legs and leaving him to burn to death. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lak_Sivrak
>Luke, did I ever tell you about Lak Sivrak, the werewolf from the planet Uvena Prime? He was a starfighter who fell in love and had sex with Dice Ibegon, a force-sensitive female Lamproid. He was a good friend.
>>63001095
But slavery was legal on Tatooine. While it definitely wasn't moral, aren't Jedi also diplomats? That'd be like a diplomat from the US going and stopping legal prostitution in another country, just because they consider it immoral.
>>63003050
what
the
fuck
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Skippy_the_Jedi_Droid
The true hero of the series.
>R5 soon envisioned that, without Luke, stormtroopers would come and take R2 back to Vader, where he would be destroyed and Leia would be killed, leading to a chain reaction of horror that will include the Rebellion being destroyed, R2's memory being wiped after 3PO refuses to translate his 'rubbish', and Luke dying on Tatooine without ever fulfilling his destiny. R5 knew what he had to do, and suddenly set off a mild explosion inside himself, leading Luke to believe that he had a busted motivator. Skippy then used the Force on 3PO, telling Luke to buy R2 instead. Owen did so, never knowing the great deed that R5 had just done.
>>63008068
in the old movies it sort of made sense, because the Jedi weren't a hugely powerful organisation. but in the prequels there's no reason why they would abide the existence of slavery on that planet.
>>63007742
apparently they're a race.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Shistavanen
>>63008139
Then again, I'm sure they didn't like the Hutts' dealings either. I always assumed they lacked the means to do anything about it without greater problems occurring.
Anyone else feel bad when Max Tyrell died?
>>63008095
Golden
>>63008392
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Youngling/Canon
I was more saddened by the death of Sors Bandeam, one of the victims of the Youngling Massacre, aka Order 66 (after which event they later named some cookies).
>>63008392
>Tyerell's family was devastated after his death, though it marked only the beginning of troubles to follow. Ratts Tyerell's own brother sold his daughter, Djulla, as a slave to Sebulba. His son, Deland—under the nickname "Pabs"—intended to race Sebulba for his sister's freedom on the planet Euceron. However, Sebulba was not the one racing; rather, it was the Dug's son Hekula. Meanwhile, Sebulba sabotaged the young Aleena, ruining his chances of winning. Anakin Skywalker, who had won the Boonta Eve Classic wherein Tyerell perished, had since become a Jedi, and was on the planet to act as a peacekeeper. Unable to resist the temptation of podracing, he raced against Hekula. Skywalker raced in Deland's place and beat Hekula, winning Djulla's freedom
>Ratts Tyerell's death ultimately had a large effect on the sport of podracing. Moved by his father's death, Deland Tyerell eventually established the Ratts Tyerell Foundation, which was an organization devoted to making Podracing a safer sport in order to preserve the lives of those pilots who had wives and children. They campaigned for the sport to be outlawed all over the galaxy and were successful on many worlds, though several famous podracers spoke out against it, claiming it was an effort by the Republic to crack down on non-Human activities. The Republic denied this, and Sate Pestage, advisor to the Supreme Chancellor, made a statement declaring that it was nonsense.
RIP
>>63008572
who the fuck comes up with all this shit?
>>63008572
lel what am i reading
it sounds like a 14 year olds headcanon
>>63008825
Star Wars tie-in media is just that expansive.
I think the "Anakin taking up podracing to help the Tyrells" story was from those books they put out between Episodes 1 and 2. The boycotting foundation was from that period when they had an in-universe news site as part of the viral marketing between 2 and 3.
>>63008068
>That'd be like a diplomat from the US going and stopping legal prostitution in another country
Yeah, if that other country was Somalia. No one would have blinked an eye if Qui Gon had fucking sliced up half the population.
>>63001131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGs4uRZ60_o
>>63004057
Supposed to be Azn waifu for weebs, but they just fucked her shit up.
Then made a terrible character, too.
>>63008095
that comic was pretty good
>>63001300
Read the novelization bro, Jango shot the hilt. The scene was written to show how badass Jango is it but Lucas fucked up filming it.
RIP Coleman
>>63009318
The Hutts would have fucked his shit up if he tried doing something like that.
Luke, did I ever tell you about your grandmother?
Despite having the resources of the entire Republic at our beck and call, we neglected to free her from slavery after we took your father from her - and by took I mean let him risk his life needlessly in hyper dangerous podrace where other racers were actively sabotaging his vehicle in hope of killing him. After he won that race, we whisked him away to the Temple for training and left your mother alone on the planet until some beta kek bought and married her, instead of me or Qui Gon putting in an invoice to send some meaningless credits down to the flying inexplicably force-resistant jewish alien.
Oh, and because of this she was kidnapped and brutally raped by sand people. She lost the will to live after seeing her mangled lower regions, the same as your mother after you and your sister were born.
By the way, Luke, did I ever tell you that I was once a sand person myself?
They were good friends.
>>63002238
Literally 20 times the character growth of Clone Wars.
>>63008327
The Hutts, and by extension Tatooine, weren't under the Republic's laws.
Or rather, they operated independently of the Republic. Remember how Watto wouldn't accept Republic shekels? They weren't any good in that part of the galaxy.
So if the Hutts are outside Republic jurisdiction, the Jedi really wouldn't have much legal authority to crack down on their slave trade.
Even when the Empire was inhabiting Tatooine, they were rather laissez faire when it came to allowing Jabba to run his organization and slaves how he wanted. Probably because he greased the palms of the local Imperial governor.
>>63009763
Luke says Tatooine is basically the arse-end of nowhere, so maybe it's under Republic juristiction but is so remote and shitty they never police it.
>>63009831
By Luke's time, it's got the Empire all over it.
Maybe it's like a town in Texas near the border.
Technically America, but no one gives enough of a fuck about it to chase the cartels out.
>>63001304
Clone Wars is vastly superior.
>>63001304
That looks like something I'd see on the cover of PCGamer in 1998.
>>63000381
>Baron Notluwiski
>yfw there really was a Polish-Lithuanian noble family of that name
>>63009861
According to the prequels the republic didn't even have an army, maybe they had pretty loose control over a lot of places.
>>63004142
>>63004222
>>63004268
>>63004318
WHAT THE FUCK
>>63004234
>Wacca T'Bacca
My sides are in orbit
The EU has transcended autism into comedy gold
>>63007742
>It's a wolfman gets laid episode
>>63004822
That guy gets a line in the old clone wars show.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cheese/Canon
>>63009978
Sounds like Georgie Porgie is just trying to turn the Republic into Starfleet.
Obi Wan and Qui Gon showed up to the Trade Federation meeting in a Republic ship that did have guns. So the Republic would have a navy, or naval equivalent.
Just like Starfleet isn't a navy even though they engage in military action aboard space vessels called ships and issue military ranks from their academy and are all subservient to an admiralty.
I can believe that the Republic wouldn't have much of a standing army, but it would be impossible not to have at least one military arm.
>>63004234
>Wacca T'Bacca
Reminder that this man has done literally nothing wrong
>>63001095
>>63001225
im tired of this "they left shmi" meme. anakin very clearly said in episode 1 that there is a device implanted in all slaves that can detonate at the slaveholders will. since qui gon won the gamble, anakin's bomb was presumably turned off. but if they had taken shmi, watto would have killed her.
>>63010485
impossibru, dey cannoh get pas our shierds!
>>63010721
>anakin's bomb was turned off
so they could have stopped Anakin/Darth Vader simply by going to Watto and saying, ''Hey, remember that kid slave you had, the son of Shmi? Why don't you detonate his bomb.''
>>63010855
Wheh aru the duroidekasu?
>>63004234
>>63010178
>>63010338
It's a ruse. Wish it was legit, but nope.
>>63001300
top kek
