Post characters that are literally you.
I'll start. He's wicked, has a lotta loyalty, and no sense of humor.
>>62995334
>literally
You lil piece of shit
>>62995334
Like Rollo, I'm wicked, have a lot of loyalty but people often misunderstand my sense of humor.
I like cruising the boulevard at night looking for company for the evening.
>>62996238
Hahaha
Are you literally using my brain
kind of autistic and always blazin the weed f.a.m t.b.h
>>62995334
>>62995334
Totally me, besides the smoking
>>62995334
literally Im 12 year old: The OP
>>62995334
>lotta loyalty
For a hired gun
>>62995334
i have no loyalty, no sense of humor and i'm very wicked, which character am i?
>>62995334
Guys should I start with the AMAZON PILOT or the REVISED PILOT?
Autistic, balding and absolutely no sense of humor
>>62995334
literally me
intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of ooaaaarrrggghhheeeeggghhh
>>62999098
forgot pic
>>62995334
reminder that obergruppenführer smith did LITERALLY nothing wrong
>>62999150
SIE ZUM ERSTEN MAL BLUT ZOG!!feel free to correct me Germanbros
>there will never be a nazi cop show about based smith taking out resistance fucking shits
Literally me.
Everything went wrong.
>>62999236
Except Costanza actually gets laid
>>62999437
y-yeah
>>62999178
No idea what you are trying to express.
>>62999562
How do you say they "They drew first blood" in German then?
>>62999577
Well something along the the lines of "Sie haben das erste Blut vergossen" oder "Sie haben den ersten Tropfen Blut vergossen".
>>62999809
>>62999577
Or something like "Sie haben den ersten Treffer gelandet" but really there is no literal translation for this expression.
intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
>>62995334
>no sense of humor
Don't you remember "You've been keeping secrets from me, Joe. You never told me your middle name is DiMaggio."
>>62999809
>>62999832
can German not express something in under 5 syllables, goddammit
>>62999915
>"You've been keeping secrets from me, Joe. You never told me your middle name is DiMaggio."
That's great.
>>62999888
dubses checked that trips dubs
>>62995334
>obergruppenführer john "mike stoklasa was mein fazer" smith
ABSOLUT BASIERT
>>63000001
Damn son. Nice get.
>>62998744
dude are you me
>>62998562
I LOVE YOU