So, who pulled there money out of this shit?
I love Mystery Science Theater, but there are some things that should stay dead.
>>62993721
well hopefully it won't reach it's stretch goals.
>>62993779
It probably will.
Hipster love crowd funding and nineties shit. I honestly have never given to a kickstarter and never will.
As a big video game fan, crowd funded games are always a disaster DoubleFine proved they can't manage a budget, Shenmue 3 is a total language barrier disaster combined with a total loss of where the money is actually going, and beyond the big ones most games to come out of crowdfunding are just shit.
>>62993679
>it's increased by $200,000 since she was announced 12 hours ago
Wow, people seem furious
Lol. I'm not a fag who hates everything like most of 4chan, so no.
>Needing over $5 million to do a show where are you are doing is voice over jokes while watching public domain movies
>>62994050
But they aren't? Just because a movie is old and shitty doesn't make it public domain.
>>62994134
Yeah, but I guarantee it's not thousands upon thousands of dollars to get them.
>mfw Joe Camel's career is dead while Felicia Day's isn't
>camel is in
Why
>>62993903
It's almost as if Felicia Day is friends with rich people or something
>>62994165
Cinemasins literally does it with every blockbuster movie that comes out.what is fair use?
Joel needs to make at least a cameo in this. It would add a big chunk of money to what they have if he would just say he would make a cameo.
>>62994672
he probably will
>>62993903
that's why I'm asking
>the Next Evil Henchmen
>>62996082
That's bullshit, but I believe it
>5.5 million
What movies are they doing
>>62993679
>5.5 million for twelve episodes
Jesus Christ, how expensive are cheap props and Youtube comedians?
What was the average budget for MST3K back then? I will fucking bet money that it didn't spend over two million on twelve episodes.
Why must I always watch the things I loved from my childhood get destroyed? All that's left is for them to create a "New, Modern, Edgier Calvin and Hobbes" and it'll all be gone...
>>62993679
oh god why would they do that
>>62996261
They're getting the rights to riff on meme movies like The Room IIRC
>>62996082
It's amazing how much more unlikable he is now that I'm finally watching TNG from episode 1.
I'm on "Where No One Has Gone Before" and I don't think I can finish it. I keep expecting ghostman to start sucking Wesley's dick for changing interstellar travel forever.
>>62996261
It's gotta just got to be licensing for whatever movies they want to do. That old man Joel lining his pockets with some easy cash.
>>62996261
Back in the day they probably did a whole season off of $25,000.
>>62996294
But Mike, Bill, and Kevin already did a good Room riff.
Fucking shit, Joel. At least pick something Rifftrax hasn't done. Dark Knight Rises is long overdue for a riff.
>>62993679
I'm not pulling out, I want to cum deep inside Felicia Day's mousey pussy.
was mst3k the original "friendship simulator"?
>2 million dollars
>to make 3 episodes of some idiots shitting on a dumb ass old movie
I never understood mst3k. Like you cant sit there and do that shit yourself?
>>62996375
Have you ever seen it?
>>62996375
>stand up comedy
>people actually go to it
I never got that shit. Why not just tell jokes yourself?
>>62993679
they should get "movieblob" chipman in on this
1 billion dollar stretch goal PLEASE
>>62996375
>people play pretend in front of a camera
>they make tens of millions of dollars
Four year olds do that shit all the fucking time. Why aren't they millionares?
>>62993865
>I honestly have never given to a kickstarter and never will.
This.
So many of the projects just seem to not take off all that well. Some succeed, and turn out just fine. But the premise of the site is that you basically just buy something that could exist. You aren't buying the guarantee of a real product, and you definitely aren't getting stock in the company/product. Remember that oculus rift dude that raised an assload of money and sold off the company? The idiots that donated got their prototypes or whatever, but were butthurt when the guy just sold off everything after fundraising. Those morons didn't buy any stock, they just gave some would-be millionaire a lot of money. Hilarious.
>>62996358
>not watching MST3K with your friends
Holy shit, I didn't know people watched it alone.
>>62996394
i have, it really isnt funny. Its meme shit because 'wow so nerd culture'
>>62996404
>>62996435
those people are actually good at it
>>62996528
>those people are actually good at it
So is Mike. Fuck off.Joel a shit and always has been.
>>62996528
Of the 200 or so episodes, only about 25-33% are good ones. A smaller portion of those are great.
>>62996375
Don't you have a letterboxd thread to shitpost in?
>>62993679
Is Joel becoming a turtle wizard?
>>62993679
Do we even know who's voicing Crow and Tom Servo?
>>62996707
nope
>>62996586
And around 90% of that 25-33% was all Mike era.
>>62996572
>Joel a shit and always has been.
>>62996294
>like The Room
Literally why? Everyone and their mom has seen The Room.
>>62996782
You'd think that knowledge would be way more important than the bad guys on their stupid sketches.
I mean, they're only ignoring two thirds of the comedy trio in favor of characters everybody skips over to get back to the movie.
>>62996812
>>62996586
who jammed a calculator up your ass and called you king?
>>62996839
I'm only 50% of the people you're replying to, but I happen to be a huge Mikefag.
>>62996838
Joel said a guy named Hampton Young is voicing Crow and a guy named Baron Von is voicing servo one of his kickstarter videos. I probably butchered the spelling but yeah...
>>62993865
>As a big video game fan, crowd funded games are always a disaster
Organ Trail: Director's Cut
FTL
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
Expeditions: Conquistador
Shadowrun Returns
Risk of Rain
The Banner Saga
Among the Sleep
Xenonauts
Shovel Knight
Divinity: Original Sin
Shadowgate
Wasteland 2
Elite: Dangerous
Pillars of Eternity
Chroma Squad
Tabletop Simulator
Shadowrun: Hong Kong
Undertale
>>62993865
No, you only hear about the disasters is all.
Not that I'm defending this, it looks terrible.
Also they explicitly said where the money for Shenmue 3 is going.
Felicia Day is the most cost effective mammal to keep on set
She retains liquid so well and can walk for miles
>>62996586
What are the great ones?
>>62997387
Blast Hardcheese
>>62996082
His actual God given facial features make him look like he has the permanent smug sneer of a school bullies' henchman.
>>62996082
You know what, he's so dislikeable he'd possibly be effective as a villain.
>>62997387
Danger Death Ray
Devil Fish
Final Sacrifice
Mitchell
Pod People
Werewolf
>>62997387
/tv/'s own list is a good place to start.
Ones that I like that aren't on there (off the top of my head):
The Sword and the Dragon
Red Zone Cuba
Catalina Caper
Riding With Death
The Deadly Mantis
Season 8 might be my favorite overall season.
>>62996082
Wil's got pretty eyelashes
>>62997387
Jack Frost
>>62997529
>MST3K villains
>dislikeable
Pop culture nerds are the worst. Its like they feel like they need to take over all the cool shit and start branding it with their bullshit.
If they want to be a nerd, they should develop cystic acne and stop showering.
>>62997340
You forgot Pathologic, which has already proved its worth by releasing a retranslated version of the original game.
>>62997400
>>62997713
>>62997752
>>62998054
sweet, cheers m8s
>original crew not involved in any way
>meme youtube-tier "comedian" writers and actors
>Kickstarter
>Felicia Day
>dragging a beloved show's corpse through the mud and shit
J U S T
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>>62997340
A list of red hot garbage.
>>62997752saved
I love lists like this because I'm too lazy to watch them all but I need some vague input on which to watch. Did the same for TNG and just followed some random guy's "Essential Episodes" list.
Felicia is getting cute again.
What a relief.
>>62999972
check out how sexy her legs are too
>>63000060
>>63000060
How's her foot game?
>>63000132
pretty damn sexy too
>>63000060
waoh groce
>>62999709
I feel you. With MST there are many great episodes. Unfortunately, after seeing the highly suggested ones, it is tough to feel like the rest of the show is as good. I am about 100 episodes in and the past dozen I watched were very weak.
>>62993679
>there
Illiterate shitdick.
>>63000216
Not her
>>62999013
Joel on suicide watch
>>62994134
no thats literally what they did, public domain
it was only when they went to SciFi channel that they did movies it had the license to
My guess is this will be properly filmed with a crew on a set and they'll have shit going on in between the film again
Is Joel a waifuist?
>>63000464
really? how can you tell?
>>63000589
Daughterfuist more likely.
>>63000589
>nerd royalty
royalty is damn right. nobody elected her, and nobody wants her! VIVA REPUBLIQUE
>>63000513
Bullshit.
One of the problems they were running into on Comedy Central was once they became popular, people were wanting more money for the rights to use their film catalog.
Honestly, do some fucking reading on a subject before you spout off a bunch of ignorant, useless shit.
>>62996294
I want them to stick to the old formula and do shitty horror and sci fi. How much could it cost to use the of shit to dvd films that are made every year or garbage syfy channel movies
been a fan since season 2 and have no desire to fund this. No original cast, writers (other than maybe joel), and what seems like nerd chic casting.
I'll watch the new episodes when they come out, but i've seen nothing in the idea or the rewards that seem worth my money. I've heard the "well people said the same shit about new stuff when mike came in or when trace left"
we still had the core writers and cast of the show at those points. by the time trace left, we were already used to mike.
>>62999660
Predictable response, gotta keep up your hivemind fitting cred bitching about kickstarter.
I went from full on hype for these new episodes to full on disappointment. Ray and Day feel like awful choices that purely serve to appease mainstream nerd comedy.
This is not MST3K for the losers who would watch a german version of Hamlet or a promotional video for Industrial Design. This is an MST3K for a younger audience, one that's going to love a Rick Roll reference when a red-headed guy comes on screen.
>>62993865
but isn't that what makes shenmue fun in the first place
>>63001003
Day is like the Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian of nerd circles. She's famous (and I use the term loosely) for being famous. I can't think of one noteworthy thing she's done outside of that webshow or a few episodes of Supernatural.
>>63001712
At least both of them earned their fame with sex tapes
Why don't they get Spoony? He'd be perfect for this shit and no doubt they'd all get along really well since he loves the show.
>>62999660
Pillers of Eternity and Divinity: Original Sin?
>>62994586
Fair Use is clips. Not the full movie.
>>62996503
Whenever I was developing stuff in my spare time, MST3K was really nice.
>>62996782
>>62996838
What are you two on about?
>>62996707
Latest update announces them. Crow seems to work okay, and the dude voicing Servo is pretty good at stand up, so there's hope for those two.
Do you think Felicia's vagina cysts will cause any problems for her? what if she needs to skip a few episodes so she can rest?
