He spared no expense

>Order Chili 'n' sea bass
>Get Chilean sea bass (not even real bass)

Wouldn't you sabotage your own island?

>>62971403
except on the one thing he really shouldn't have. the guy in charge of programing the safety protocols.

>>62971369
The 'tism

>>62971929
what do you mean by this

>>62971946
>what do you mean by this
What did he mean by this?

>>62971929
>>62971946
>>62972268

What do both of you mean by this?

>>62972305
>literally 'tism: the post

>>62972305
good question
who will play you in the inevitable biopic?

he looks nothing like david.
was their kekoldry in their family?

>>62972869
it's all thanks to the miracle of clowning

>>62971369
He was a crazy, greedy, man-child who had the resources and the clout to push past any problems with money and whining. In the book he got eaten by a bunch of tiny dinosaurs one bite at a time.

He had blueballs because the park wouldn't let him fuck dinosaurs anymore like he always used to.

The entire film only happened because Hammond wanted to free the T-rex so he could fuck it.

>>62972969
>he was injecting lysine into his dick so the dinos would suck him off

>>62973024
clever lad

>>62971369
He's autistic.

in the deleted scenes, the first time they meet Hammond he's being sucked off by a pterodactyl, the guy was a dinosaur sex maniac

>>62973079
>being sucked off by a pterodactyl

that sounds extremely painful tbf

>>62971369
He really, really hated that man.

>>62971369
Flea circus ringleader.

>Over compensating.