Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi!
So yeah, Home Alone thread. Home Alone 4, I love hating this movie. Watching clips from this makes me so angry it makes me feel alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvMbgb3MlCc
Ruggles, go easy on the hash!
WOOOOW LOOK AT THIS GAME
>>62971258
>that gif
this cant be real
is it real?
>>62972171
Oh yeah baby.
https://youtu.be/xDLDZZ5R494?t=947
The movie is filled with this shit.
>>62972684
holy fucking shit i need to watch that
>>62972684
>when French Stewart gets top billing
>>62971258
what the fuck
>>62971258
max speed ZEZ ER MAY
>>62971344
max kek
>>62971258
What the fuck looks like a 90s advert for pancakes
>>62971344
Ayy
>written by John Hughes
>big budget
>nice visuals
>creative traps
>whimsical music
>hated by everyone because it has nothing to do with Home Alone 1 & 2
IMDB rating is ridiculous low 4,2 stars when it should be at least 6. This movie is also much better than Home Alone 2 because it doesn't just repeat the plot. It does have the same elements, but it's a completely different style of plot.
Maximum speed... sesame!
>>62975564
It has the the little gaywad from Liar Liar that's why.
>>62975564
>that sega game gear
bruh
>>62975564
my friend went to college with the main kid from this.
said he was pretty cool.
>>62971344
>mfw someone reposts my oc outside of /lit/
SOMEONE'S GONNA HAVE TO BARF IT ALL UP
>>62976605
>Buzz, your girlfriend... WOOF!
Fuck me, I totally forgot that Home Alone 4 is actually about the original cast, just with all different actors.
I'm just gonna disregard that piece of shit as canon for the sake of my sanity.
>>62975564
Apsolute madman
the rubber sheets are packed
>>62971201
I was born in 1995, what is this?
>>62971201
I always wanted to bitch slap that kid
>>62971258
I want to see how stupid this shit really is.
I doubt I could last the entire length of the movie though
>>62975564
I thought it was a decent kids movie but nothing more. The name would most likely throw people off.
Oddly this goes for like $20 on DVD
>>62975564
Because the kid's a little shit.
>3 better than 2
Fuck right off.
>>62978412
Home Alone 2 is just a cheap carbon copy of the first one. It's the same exact movie, but in New York. The third one actually tries something new. The parody in MAD magazine really nailed it.
>>62975564
I just have to look at the cover and see how they completely missed the point of Home Alone and the bandits while getting ridiculed still being intimidating, fucked up dudes that are even about to murder Kevin at some point. This is just pure Sunday morning kids's shit.
If there is a movie similar to Home Alone I'd consider watchable if not great, it's this one. Damn is it comfy.
>>62978511
>implying copying greatness is a bad thing
>>62978511
Shut the fuck up already, Jesus. Home Alone 2 is amazing, has an amazing cast, the amazing music and fucking 10/10 holiday NYC atmosphere.
>>62979137
agreed. i fucking love dennis the menace especially when that one kid goes "this is my buddy this is my pal"
>>62979196
Agreed. Home Alone 2 was great.
>>62978511
>Home Alone 2 is just a cheap carbon copy of the first one. It's the same exact movie, but in New York. The third one actually tries something new. The parody in MAD magazine really nailed it.
I can't believe people like you exist.
>>62976605
He was a total bro in Blue Ruin.
>>62975564
>this series had a 3
literally why? it was stupid to even give it a 2. if you fuck up and leave your kid home alone two fucking times, that's a guaranteed visit from CPS.
>>62971201
The rubber sheets are packed.
>>62978135
This is him as Wallace:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJSI6pjgzIM
>>62979137
Posting Dennis the mennis in a home alone thread isn't even fair, it's better in every way.
>>62971258
fucking disgrace
>an intelligent child setting incredibly dangerous traps
>harry and marv getting seriously injured and disfigured
>emotional scene only at the end when his family come home
i dont consider it a home alone movie unless it has these 3 things.
obviously we cant use the same kid but joe pesci is still alive, its possible.
>>62971201
>>62971258
The brutal rape scene at the end was a little too much. Especially since it lasted 10 minutes.
>>62975564
Had a crush on the girl burglar desu
>>62976605
Home Alone and Die Hard are such comfy Christmas movies.
Home Alone 1 and 2 are top tier comfy Christmas movies.
>that moment when Kevin sees the scary old man with the shovel reuniting with his son
>>62972684
>Barbara Babcock
What's happening?
>>62975564
I unironically love this movie too, also that soundtrack was surprisingly good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjVVJ-NPia4
I really miss comfy suburb movies man
>>62979137
That movie was actually filmed in my home town
![wolf_a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b14PS9h.jpg "wolf_a[1].jpg")
ITT: Great scenes from not so great movies/films/flicks
>>62979768
The most hilarious part of that situation is I had recently rewatched Home Alone with my little sister and he was still recognizable in Blue Ruin.
"Is that Buzz? No fucking way..."
>>62979768
I agree. Actually he's been pretty great in all things I've seen him in recently.
>>62975564
>tfw when scarlett johannson was in it
>>62971201
What did he mean by this.
>>62971201
Never understood why Fuller was so excited. Like did he legitimately enjoy pissing the bed in his sleep?
>>62983348
He was just a shithead.
>>62983348
>>62983627
this made me laugh so hard
>>62975564
>presenting: the kid with the most punchable face in the world, a mouse and a parrot? Haha, what will these crazy hollywood writers come up with next haha?
This thread is the best way to begin my Thanksgiving vacation
God bless you, /tv/
>>62981144
>I really miss comfy suburb movies man
You just reminded me of the GOAT suburb movie. Pic related.
>>62972684
>you can have anything
>has 3 regular pancakes
huh
>>62971258
kill that kid
i want him dead
>>62983348
>Pepe, go easy on the Pepsi!
>c'mooon, just a few more
>oh alright then, it's christmas after all
>later that night Pepe sneaks into Kevin's room and pees on his bed
This sequel was better.
>>62979871
I hate this fucking movie so much
>>62980692
what is going on here?
>>62976659
And they threw out most of the characters.
>>62981165
Do people really leave their doors unlocked and have policemen patrolling parks and then just drive away after a watching a methhead snatch a purse?
>>62971258
This looks like a commercial right out of the 90s. Should have been a Gameboy Colour on that plate.
>>62983843
I just noticed this was on Netflix, might check it out tonight.
>>62971201
>>62975564
Is that a fucking Game Gear?
>>62980627
she was soo fine
>>62981044
>That tagline
>>62981224
that movie was bretty gud tho
>>62983715
hair cut almost as bad as the shining kid's
>>62985731
At least Danny had the excuse of it being the 70s when it was filmed.
PIZZA'S HERE
>>62979137
I just always remember being disappointed by this as a britfag kid because I didn't know why he was blond.
>>62986281
GET OUT OF HERE YOU NOSY LITTLE PERVERT OR I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SILLY
>>62975695
What did he mean by this?
>>62971201
So are you all watching it or not?
>>62971258
>>62985597
>>62976125
>mfw Sega spent their last capital on product placement in this shit heap
Who the fuck eats cheese only pizza?
>>62987036
Cheese pizzas are the cheapest choice, and the best way to easily determine if a new joint is ever worth ordering from again.
You get a small, and check to see if they're using 100% mozz and making their own sauce.
>>62987195
You must have an exciting and fulfilling life.
This is the official poster art for Home Alone 4. Whadya think? Seems like a fun cuh-razy movie!
>>62987341
I bought this on vhs when I was young.
>>62971201
Disgusting shitty film.
>>62976428
Based Pepe
>>62987341
I want to cum inside that female burglar
>>62987490
she can steal my cum
>Daniel Stern, who played Marv in the first two films, was approached to reprise his role in this one. Stern quickly declined, calling it "an insult, total garbage."
>>62971258
>French Stewart as Marv, Vera's husband, Molly's son, and Harry's former sidekick. He was originally portrayed by Daniel Stern in the first two films. Stern, calling this film "an insult, total garbage," refused to reprise his role.
>>62971201
>mfw that's Rye Gerhardt
>>62972684
>no Joe Pesci
>no Hank Marvin
shite
>Home Alone 1&2
>Kevin has two sisters, two brothers
>Home Alone 4
>Kevin has one sister, one brother
>>62987628
>>62987628
Haven't seen this one yet, but I refuse to believe it's worse than Home Alone 4 which is the single worst movie I have ever seen.
>>62971201
I always disliked that scene as a kid and thought that guy's mother was the biggest asshole on Earth, she made the kid have pizza for dinner which will obviously make him thirsty but then she would bitch about him drinking soda,
>>62986776
>I can't go in there, Uncle is taking a shower. He said if i saw him naked, i'd never grow up feeling like a real man, whatever that means.
What DOES that mean anyway?
>>62987628
WHAT THE FUCK
THERE'S A FIFTH ONE?
![home-alone-2-daniel-stern-as-marvs-skeleton[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/spylVev.jpg "home-alone-2-daniel-stern-as-marvs-skeleton[1].jpg")
What did he mean by this?
>>62987628
>Malcolm McDowell
Jesus fucking Christ
I like 30 minutes away from the Home Alone house. It's in a crazy rich neighborhood.
>buy rights to Home Alone 3
>rename and re-release it as "Alex vs. terrorists"
>completely separated from Home Alone franchise
>it's now a completely independent from any franchises or series, it stands alone, and it's a cult classic loved all around the world
I want this to happen. The biggest flaw in that movie is the title, you can just change it to something else and it would make that movie a nice little family action movie.
Fuller, go easy on the memes.
>>62987778
You see son, traditionally, in cartoons, when someone is electrocuted, you can see their skeleton for some reason.
Hence Home Alone, as a comedy movie, takes this visual cue from said slapstick comedy cartoon series and has Marv turn into a skeleton when he's being electrocuted.I've always wanted to reply honestly to this pasta.
>>62987628
>The Holiday Heist
>>62981224
>le WoWS is bad meme
Next you'll say American Hustle was actually good lmao
>>62984847
The mother made right choice by letting him die.
I wonder, when will Maculae Culkin finally become another child actor that died having a tragic life post stardom?
>>62987628
lol wat
>>62985685
What the fuck? Not sure what part of that tagline is more retarded.
>>62971258
>snow
>fall
come on man, what the fuck
>>62987341
Is she that bitch from gone girl?
>>62975564
Actually 2 is bad, but 3 is worse and you have shit taste anon.
>>62987195
The flavor of 100% mozz is not that good. Great places use a provolone mozz mix.
>>62988130
If you're blending cheeses, you've already fucking ruined your pizza.
The different melting and burning points create a completely inferior pizza at the minor boost to taste that can easily be covered by adding shit like parmesan to your sauce.
If you want a perfect browning, you need 100% mozz.
>>62987628
Is this real?
>>62988271
ur 100% pozz
>>62987721
His uncle has a huge penis (or at least joking about having one) and if Kevin saw it he would forever feel inadequate about his own.
>>62987628
What is this shit show even about?
>>62975933
Nope. That kid's name was Justin something. This is Alex D. Linz. He was also the main actor in that Jewish Disney movie about basketball.
>based
>>62988271
i will never care this much about anything
B-)
>>62988405
I feel bad for people who don't care about pizza. It's not only incredibly easy to make, it's also delicious.
Making an omelette is more hassle than making a pizza.
>>62987036
This also bothered me with this movie. Disgusting.
>>62987341
>homo loners
>>62987628
>Malcolm McDowell
why would he agree to this, why would anyone agree to this
>it's a home alone 3 is bad movie meme
Literally sick of this.
>>62971201
I'm not seeing any PoC in that room and I feel like this is a very negative visualization to be setting for the minorities of America.
>>62971258
>set after home alone 2
>kevin looks younger
>>62980692
LITERALLY MY TOP 2
watch em every year back to back with the boys
>>62988063
yeah her name is Missi Pyle
>>62988899
FULL HOUSE
CHECKED
>>62987869
>I've always wanted to reply honestly to this pasta.
Well you did it, anon.
And while it's hard to applaud suicide
You gave all you could give
So the memers could live;
All America's choked up inside, man.
>>62987869It's shocked, not electrocuted. Electrocuted is when you die from it
>>62971258
Is that fucking French Stuart and Sally the Tranny? Why the fuck would you cast them together in a film that isn't 3rd rock from the sun? Do they even get severely injured?
>>62976428
>You are now aware there are only 50 people on 4chan
>>62975564
Home alone 3 has scarjo
>>62981044
Yeah it's fucking terrible. Who thinks of those three as examples?
>>62990586
A Russian-American
>>62990586
That's literally what children were taught in schools. Ever heard of "walk like an Egyptian"? That's actually the history garbage that kids knew about at the time.
>>62983843
>GOAT suburb movie
Easily. This movie is fucking god tier.
True Sequel:
>Kevin suffers from abandonment issues
>Latent homosexual feelings from being molested by Buzz
>Develops incredible manipulation skills through having to fend for himself every Christmas
>Changes his name to Michael and moves to NY
