What would you show in film school/club /tv/?
>>62951912
salo
>>62951912
Jeanne Dielman
>>62952034
>>62951912
Fuck, what is this? Who are these plebs? Are film schools really filled with people that think Nolan is good?
inland empire
i would start the movie then leave never returning to the club.
>>62951912
>all those chinks and beaners
fucking California man
>>62951912
L'Avventura
>>62951912
A Woman Under The Influence
>>62951912
Forgot mine. I would choose Tetsuo The Iron Man just to fuck with people.
>freshman year intro to film class
>everyone introduces themselves and states their fave movie
>proudly proclaimed Pulp Fiction was my favorite
>wrote an essay on the works of Quentin Tarantino for my final paper
>mfw remembering all this
>>62953004
I think I remember you, I actually laughed about you for hours you fucking pleb
>>62953004
>intro to film
>prof goes around the room and asks everyone their favorite film
>"the hedge theater!"
>"as i was moving ahead i saw brief glimpses of beauty!"
>"puce moment!"
>etc.
>gets to me
>"uh, m-mise en scene?"
>whole class starts laughing at me
>walk out of class and drop the course
The Gold Rush. The 1925, not the 1942 narrated version.
The Sorrow and The Pity
Jesus fucking christ...I'd put up Satantango just to troll them.
Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
>>62951912
A Serbian film.
>fuck everybody in the club.
>requiem of a dream
>too old
>FROZEN
Quick /tv/,
What's the best work on that list?
>>62953317
There Will Be Blood
>>62953317
dark knight rises, you could do a thesis on the opening scene alone
>>62953317
Drive
>>62953317
Transformers
I need to stop. I actually got so mad I hit my wall a few times. I'm trying to quit drinking right now and OP isn't helping. I'm so fucking mad. Why the fuck do they think they can even say this shit? Do they realize how fucking stupid they are? Do they even deserve to breathe? Holy. Fucking. Shit. I have never seen so many fucking pleb choices. There isn't a SINGLE patrician in that class. The Dark Knight? Are you fucking serious? Is that you, OP? I swear to God, that better not be you. I'm embarrassed enough. I don't need to know I share a board with the biggest fucking pleb in that class. Fuck this shit. I swear to fucking god you hurt me with even posting this. ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.
gayniggers from outer space
the film is most out there
I'd marry Melissa Henderson
>>62953487
>implying Nolan is not a visionary master of cinema
>>62951912
>What would you show in film school/club /tv/?
Un Homme qui dort.
If that's too old, Holy Motors. or La grande bellezza.
>>62953421
Yeah i saw that too. That's your A student OP, if this is real.
>>62951912
>the old boy
>never letting me go
>>62951912
fuck there wll be blood
marry amelie
kill toy story
>that one guy who crossed out both "inception" and "drive" then finally settled for "only god forgives"
I can already tell it's you making this thread, Hassa Radi.
>>62951912
put this on, 90% of the list won't understand it
>Ctrl+F
>no crab legs
It's like you people don't even care about memes anymore.
>>62953563
Lmao how? There Will be Blood is the type of flick a plebeian masquerading as a patrician would choose.
>>62951912
This actually upset me a little. Fuck all of those people.Except for Sylvia. We could be friends. I bet she's cute.
>>62953264
no one wants to watch shitty durggie dramas.
>yfw most students in film school are like this
>>62951912
how this club will go
>put on movie
>5 minutes in everyone starts using their phone except for the person who chose the movie
>people whispering to each other
>people start leaving by the 40 minute mark
>4 people left by the end of the movie
and for the tree of life:
>50 minutes in the dude who brought the DVD player asks if they can cut the meeting short because he has a test he has to study for tomorrow
>>62953450
the dark night rises and the film that came before it are popcorn blockbuster films with no real substance
>>62953913
Mean Girls is great, though.
>>62953527
>poorly using black and white as a random filter for a "deep" effect
i hate it when directors do this
>>62953961
for you
>>62951912
This looks like high school shit tier tastes.
Usually a film club or society does a series of work by certain director/directors or theme to further discussion. The list you posted is just random teenage crap.
>>62954004
So is pitch perfect and the harry potter movies.
>>62953775
You're getting your meme mixed up
>>62954050
I'll agree that Pitch Perfect is good, but fuck the Potter movies with a stick.
>>62953913
this is why i go to an art school and then took a film class, everyone was an avant teen
>>62951912
most of my picks would likely be westerns or war films.
>>62953913
Also full of long-haired hippies that reek of incense that will over analyze the shit out anything. They think their standards are so fucking high and will scoff at anything that has a michael bay credit but will suck taratino's dick raw...
>>62954071
Prisoner of Azkaban is a decent fantasy film and i often watch it disconnected from the Harry Potter series as i have little interest in it
>>62953910
Virgin detected
>>62954122
That's funny since 'The Rock' is better than the Majority of Quentin's work
>>62951912
The plane scene, followed by an in-depth discussion about what Nolan was trying to say.
Gifted Hands: The Ben Carson Story
Troll the liberals
>>62954137
druggie NEET detected
>>62953317
There Will Be Blood, although my favourite isCloud Atlas
>>62954460
>although my favourite is Cloud Atlas
found the kuck
>>62951912
Holy shit these plebs make my brain hurt. Please tell me this is an amateur club and not from a real film school, where the graduates will probably be the next generation of flick makers.
As for my choice, it's have to be a decent movie, but not one that others might think I chose to be pretentious and 'out there', or that I chose specifically to impress people with my taste. I think I'd pick Layer Cake, a good movie, but not pretentious, and the god-tier scene between Daniel Craig and Michael Gambon can be appreciated by plebs and patricians alike.
>>62951912
Event Horizon or Cleopatra.
>>62954460
>Cloud Atlas
that movie was pretty shit though. i think the only people who would like it are the same type of people who like "catcher in the rye" and watch motivational youtube videos about how wonderful and vast the world is, and smoke an occasional cigar while listening to light jazz
>>62954200
I remember tripping on acid the first time I saw The Rock. The Trolley seen came on and I lost my shit. I woke up the next day and thought it was a comedy
>>62951912
Me? I'd serve crab legs.
>>62953317
only god forgives and drive
>>62951912
Blazing Saddles
I think we should watch LA Confidential /tv/
That's a damn fine movie that no one can possibly have a problem with. I think if you've seen LA Confidential and didn't like it then you're just an insufferable cunt
>>62954936
The fact that LA Confidential lost 'Best Picture' to Titanic proves what bullshit the academy awards are
>>62951912
If they want something recent they're getting Beyond the Black Rainbow. If any time is appropriate Shadows of Our Forgotten Ancestors. I feel like I need to inflict pain on these people, nothing hurts plebs like 85 minutes of misery and vuvezellas.
>>62951912
> TDKR
> Drive
> TWBB
> TDK
> Old boy
> Only God forgives
there's hope for you yet
>>62953004
>Be in a film school of my country
>teacher ask a question
>"anybody here have seen pulp fiction"
>raise my hand
>i look back
>i am the only one in the group with the hand up
>there are 20 people in the class
>mfw
>>62955193
>Be in a film school of my country
>teacher ask a question
>"anybody here have seen A kísértés és a megváltás a mi Urunk Jézus Krisztus?"
>it's a niche hungarian, classic black and white, theological, 8.5 hour experimental visual experience, released in 1976 on a limited run of 400 VHS copies, I happen to own 12 of them
>raise my hand
>i look back
>i am the only one in the group with the hand up
>there are 20 people in the class
>mfw
>>62955276
Amen
>>62955276
hey senpai is my friends short film good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEszt1GvAN8
>>62951912
Good god im cringing
>go to film class
>teacher ask what my favorite movie is
>I say "Kickassia" to be a retard on purpose
>3 autist recognize my reference and start sperging out about Nostalgia Critic
> they talk about Spoony and how he "used to be good"
>I laugh and call them autistic faggots and walk out the room
>mfw I never signed up to go to film school
>>62955084
>Beyond the Black Rainbow
Yep, you're one of them. You'd fit right in, senpai.
>>62951912
>>62955193
>Be in a film school of my country
>teacher ask a question
>"anybody here have seen pulp fiction"
>mfw
>>62955450
I like the movie but that ending is a shit to be honest.
>Soundtrack 9/10
>cinematography 8/10
>actors 5/10
And pls delete that shit old movie effect, everything else is fine.
>>62955450
>The Cook
>the cook isn't in it
>>62953128
my go to is boku no pico. they will normally ask what that is, and I will call them fucking plebs.
> /tv/ complains about people being too pretentious about films
> /tv/ hates on pulp fiction cause its too mainstream
>Brianna Ho - Dark Knight Rises
>>62956002
Fuck you man, I have snowflake taste.
>Only god forgives
Why would you want to torture your film club with that awful movie?
>>62955762
I will tell him
>>62955837
what? isn't he the main guy
>>62951912
this list is pleb as fuck and it doesn't even include Storytelling which is the most obvious choice in the world
what the fuck kind of film school is this?
