BBC 1, 9pm
Tonight: Oceans
>>62949681
Just want to say i laughed at an anon who said he hated the hunting part of nature docs but after seeing those orcas gangbang that humpback whale baby I totally understand now.
>only one reply
you faggots are unbelievable. the hunt is one of the best documentaries on TV. and it's narrated by David Attenborough. fucking perfection
>>62950326
hasnt started yet nigga
if any babby whales die im going to send a letter to the bbc
>>62950326
once it starts more people will show up, give it time, give it time
also link for people that want to watch it live
http://www time4tv com/2011/06/bbc-one.php
>>62950326
Let the show start pham not much to talk about now
BIG
>>62950408
GUY
NEVER FORGET~
>>62949710
But that was great. The stratagems animals employ to get thier food is mesmerising.
>>62950440
FOR
more like the cunt. hope he joins his brother sooner rather than later
Is that Fat, Budget Richard Dawkins?
>>62950500
YOU
>spinner dolphins
aww yiss
>>62950485
It was but it still hurt inside. Yeah orca gotta eat but goddamn.
Don't even want to talk about the seagulls
>>62950456
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
15000 for a bleeding poster... the fuck?
>>62950456
nature is mean
WINKLE UP LADS
TOTALLY NOT GAY
IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN
>>62950456
Uhm pretty sure the baby seal survived lads...
>>62950606
Yeah he went to live on the snowfarm, remember?
>62950565
Brits are weird.
comfy sunday night viewing ahead m80's. motd 2 later and catch up on ash vs evil dead.
That's cgi
Why don't we just all eat whale, it will end world hunger.
>>62950735
Japan knew this
>>62950735
Nip pls go
Jesus that spout
jesus that scaling shot is amazing
>die if touches the water
>fly over the ocean to survive
Looks to be a boring episode lads
POTATO FISH
>>62950735
check out whale populations mate. some of the rarest large animals to exist
>>62950855
their arnt any "characters" so far
>>62950855
Nah I saw sharks
>>62950854
>not living life to its fullest
do you even survive
>flying fish
Neat
That's just breathtaking
>>62950897
They're delicious too
Fish are hecking cool desu lads
Loving the dorado
This segment is fucking awesome
>hundreds of meters
That's nuts
>David Attenborough
FUCK YEAH MIMICRY CAMOUFLAGE
>dat dorado jump
show off!
fuck that was some graceful and elegant death
neat
>spend his entire life in some weed
Jesus christ
what the fuck is this fish bruh
I miss porche ;_;
>>62951018
you just summed up nature senpai
...did that fucking fish just yawn?!?
>>62951036
Porche was one helluva lady
>live in the sea
>can't swim
>isolated in weed
My lie is better than this perma virgin lmao
>>62951036
portia spider is my huntfu desu
What a shit fish
>a team
more like a team of rapists
TIME FOR RAPE
DAT YAWN
did sheev teach them to spin?
that's a lot of dolphins
Always really impressed and astounded by the animals in these documentaries. Then I realise just how far ahead of every other living thing on the planet we are and get even more impressed and astounded by humans.
>>62951115
Kek. But seriously I don't trust dolphins. They are total chads
>SPINNER
>dat rape chatter
>>62951151
This. Glad to be human master race
>These are on The Hunt
Seriously BBC?
When are these dolphins bringing out their harsh noise album am i right
>these are on The Hunt
Jesus Christ, really?!
have we got to deep sea shit yet lads?
Wtf using superpowers? Fucking cheating shower of cunts
>>62951170
yeah, why wouldnt they be?
>sonic weapon
The fuck was that?
>>62951187
>>62951187
shpeak of the devil
This is what the fuck i'm talking about
>deep sea predators
NOPE
>>62951187
We just did family. Some Cthulu looking motherfuckers up in here
bottom of the ocean is completely mental
>deep sea shit
NOPE
>>62951184
First Big Guy, and now this.
Attenborough confirmed for /tv/ fag.
>deep sea segment
too spooky for me.
shit looks like a flesh light
SCREENCAP BRO GO INTO OVERDRIVE
Seriously the level of biodiversity on this planet is absolutely insane
>Dat floating Fleshlight
Can I put my dick in a Jellyfish lads?
2spooky4me
that jellyfish nigga just got GLOMPED by that bigger jellyfish nigga
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
They're just aliens right?
>>62951283
THIS, THAT IS A FUCKING KILLER FLESHLIGHT
Damn nature, you scary
chiroteuthis can fuck right off desu lads
my boi the prawn just got his shit fucked right up
thank fuck we're outta there
Can I note just how extraordinary it is that they're not recycling old material. The flying fish is the closest they've come and even that had a new twist.
>if we live on summits of mountains how come we're not on top of the world - jaded smith
when will the real hero of the deep, Virgin Neet Seal, appear?
>>62951381
Honestly they know people would be up their ass if they tried to recycle shit
DOLPHIN RAPE CAVE
>DOLPHIN RAPE CAVE
DOLPHIN RAPE CAVE
>DOLPHIN RAPE CAVE
just ignore me k guys
>comfy sea caves with beautiful fish
based
>spoopy lionfish
why david
>>62951418
Sexy beast
>>62951394
he was in last episode, got his shit fucked up by a chad polar bear
Post shark tits
>>62951394
>silky sharks
my dick is hard, thanks david, why did you have to make the sharks so silky mate
This is beautiful
I find shark designs aesthetically pleasing despite the reputation
>>62951406
True, but then they not in competition with anyone but themselves. It's not like NBC is going to chase Blue Whales.
cor blimey, did you ever see so many fish lads. gives me a hankering for a fish finger sandwich desu.
>>62951529
Why not
>>62951488
THAT WAS BULLSHIT, SHARKS DIDN'T GET TO EAT BOLITO YOU SUCK
>>62951488
Not fast enough my mate
ALBATROSS
>Every segment about Oceans
>Always have to have a bird segment all the time
>Not enough deep sea shit
Why do people do this?
Is this an original score?
>>62951488
beta uprising when
>>62951597
Deep sea too damn spooky, would have liked some pistol shrimp though
>>62951614
>pistol shrimp
Mah nigga
>that water running
We wuxia now
>>62951597
Rly difficult to get deep sea footage desu. You have to have an RC deep sea minisub with super powerful cameras and lights and shit and it's not always a guarantee that there'll be cool shit to film. With sea birds you just hang around at the surface.
>>62951597
im guessing it's difficult to get a lot of good footage of deep sea shit
>dat preening
:3
Albatrosses have the most alpha walk
>This asshole
>the bbc will never find a colossal squid to film
why bother lads
Did he give her arse a cheeky pinch?
What a lad.
>>62951549
Do you really want to watch nature narrated by Matt Lauer?
look like they'd be good with garlic butter desu
SNIBBETY SNAB
>crabs
>Swimming ass first
Now I've seen everything
Why is the planet populated by millions of discrete species and not a continuous mix of lifeforms?
>Sickening cis-nature binary
>ywn have a species-fluid globe
>>62951737
cute
![article-2042033-001F861A00000258-628_306x315[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TybnwDS.jpg "article-2042033-001F861A00000258-628_306x315[1].jpg")
>>62951737
Nirvana as fuck
Marlin are fucking spooky senpai.
>>62951741
stop with the fucking desu shit
>>62951736
Fair point
>>62951753
It's twerking but for an intelligent purpose.
Ok lads, which would you rather be?
Whale calf being hunted by a pod of orcas
Wildebeest being hunted by african hunting dogs
Or a monkey being hunted by a harpy eagle?
>>62951778
why?
>>62951783
senpai youre upset. hownew.ru desu.
>dat Marlin with remora roommate
Sardines have that British unity.
>>62951804
Wildebeest, I got a bigger herd to keep me safe.
FUCK HARPY EAGLES
Synchronised fish are literally hypnotherapy for me
>>62951833
They always have to be in a que?
>>62950456
The music made me really scared for the seal ;_;
>>62951850
>que
A what?
>>62951763
>Why is the planet populated by millions of discrete species and not a continuous mix of lifeforms?
You mean why isn't every organism very morphologically different from one another and why are there species? It's because of hereditary genetics and the margins of inherited mutations. Discrete species and orders are still made up by humans desu senpai, from an objective standpoint (ie examining the whole of the history of the Earth) life is just a huge ancient mass of really active metamorphic organic matter with a simple universal inbuilt propagation system (reproduction).
sardines have it rough.
>THIS GANGBANG THO
>thousands of free meals right in front of you
>CAN'T DO SHIT
Frustrating as fuck
>These fast as fuck tuna
Great on toast too
Being a small fish must suck, you have literally nowhere to hide
>>62951783
i wanted to type T.B.H but it's filtered
COME THE FUCK ON
WHATS NEXT? A LION?!
>submersible birds/tuna/sealion bro-op
Kickass
>>62951488
That was shot so perfectly. You don't even notice the bears head until it's too late, just like the poor seal. Real horror movie stuff.
>copper sharks
'ello 'ello 'ello, what's going on 'ere then, something seems fishy
Oh shit that big whale
>>62951488
Just compare the size of this >>62951488
Polar bear to this one >>62950456
The latter must be three times the formers size.
>>62951942
SHARK
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
That was fucking incredible.
>Fatass whale eats the rest
FUCK OFF
FUCK STOP ALREADY
WHALE OUT OF NOWHERE
RIP SARDINES
>>62951942
LOL HOW ABOUT SOME DOLPHINS
>dat fucking chomp tho
>This sardine genocide
GOAT feeding frenzy
HOLY FUCK BASED BRYDE'S WHALE KEKED ALL THOSE CHUCKLEFUCKS
>>62951962
>>62951980
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZ-OH WAIT IT'S OVER
>>62952000
>Whale took a bite so big, there could be a bird or sea lion or tuna in there that was trying to get some sardines
Eh, they had the Bryde's whale bit in the Africa thing he did in 2013. Obviously was new footage. Still rly cool, and edited better this time.
>>62951962
>swimming license not paid up eh, my son my son?
>tfw no qt belly whale ;_;
>>62952031
then he would've choked to death/spat it back out, the throat passages of baleen whales are really really tiny
>Despite the size of its mouth, the dimensions of its throat are such that a blue whale cannot swallow an object wider than a beach ball.[42]
>>62952070
>dat gut
Amazing
>>62952070
I didn't know whales could inflate thier mouths like that
>>62952070
>mpreg fetish bullshit on my bbc
WHY DO I PAY THE LICENCE FEE FOR THIS TRIPE
Look at the fucking size of that thing, it's the biggest animal in the world.
>REQUESTING WEBBUM OF THAT SARDINE GENOCIDE
>that vanish
>>62952168
*of all time
>Growing up, be a shark fan boy
>Favorite shark is whale shark
>Think it's the biggest shit in the ocean but get BTFO'd by the blue whale
;-;
Am I wrong or was that the first time Blue Whales have been shown feeding?
>tfw there are only 5,000 to 12,000 blue whales left
:(
a whole year wasted fuck
>>62952197
Bigger than a megalodon? Or that crocodile looking Dino from jurassic park
>>62952169
Also this
>>62952197
>>62952168
That we know of...Ever wonder why we don't go too deep into the ocean?
>>62952248
Of all time.
>>62952169
>muh sixty gorillion sardines
Once again, The Hunt shows some of the best screen craft in years. So many filmmakers this year should be ashamed of themselves.
That would scare the life out of me. Genuine sea monster
>>62952248
Way bigger than Megalodon. Like ~30 ft bigger
Amazing shot
>>62952296
That Sardine Auschwitz was some of the most exciting shit I've seen in a long, long time.
that entire whale segment
The sardine massacre was fucking intense as fuck. Couldn't look away and that shock ending. Fuck
where's the i'm a celebrity thread lads
The behind-the-scenes segments are always the best parts of these shows
>Attenborough: Here we see a fine specimen of ctenophora, engulfing its prey
>*footage of a jellyfish catching its prey*
>American narrator: THIS IS ONE SERVING OF JELLO YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS WITH, BECAUSE YOU DON'T EAT THIS JELLO, THIS JELLO EATS YOU
>*crash zooms of the jellyfish moving towards the prey, makes eagles screeches as it dives in, camera shakes everywhere, prey screams in fear like a human*
wew lads what a show
>>62952438
kek
>>62952438
>>62952438
>>62952438
Have you even seen some of the shit that's on Discovery? Half of it is narrated by britbongs and it sounds exactly as your "American narrator" does it.
>>62952438
It's funny because it's true. Unfortunate, but true.
>>62952438
>only on animal planet
it's some shit Jeff Gordon would do
>>62952438
10/10
iplayer when
>>62952438
This comment made me actually pay my license fee
>>62952438
>>62952515
Shit I meant corwin. kek
>>62950456
DON'T STOP
BELIEVIN
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING
>>62952438
someone post the mantis one
I nearly cried watching the Blue Whale. The size of it, the music, the fact the numbers are dwindling. Something about it seems so beautifully tragic.
>>62952563
British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
When Attenborough dies, which animal should be on The Hunt for the remains?
>>62952615
>>62952523
anyone else think the sardines sequence was like the fight scene from anchorman? they just kept on coming!
>>62952685
It was total rape, nearly started hyperventilating but they just kept coming
>>62952682
Based Richard.
>Sitting in the water whilst a feeding frenzy is going on a few metres away from you
>>62952682
Literally reddit: the person
so le quirky xD
>>62952248
Way bigger than C. megalodon, upper bound for C. megalodon based on the size of the teeth and jaws is like 16 metres. Blue whales get to like 30 metres long and can weigh up to 180 tonnes, making them the heaviest animals to ever exist. There were potentially some sauropod (long-necked) dinosaurs that were longer, but they could never have been heavier because they lived on land and water supports huge weight much better than air. That's why beached whales die under their own bodyweight.
The mosasaurs never got as big as the one in Jurassic World, the largest (Tylosaurus and Hainosaurus) reached like 17 m and were projected to weigh up to 20 tonnes.
>>62952263
We do actually go really deep into the ocean, we've been to the bottom of the Mariana Trench (as deep as it gets). I think four expeditions have made it that deep, including James Cameron. If there was something bigger than a blue whale down there then we'd know about it simply by the affect it would have on the surrounding environment. The abyssal and hadal zones of the sea aren't nutrition-rich because they receive no sunlight so have to rely on marine snow, whale falls, and chemosynthesis at hydrothermal vents and cold seeps. None of this would be enough to support anything as massive (i.e. heavy) as a blue whale. The closest is the sperm whale, which dives down to incredible depths to feed on deep-sea squid. Colossal squid are thought to reach 14 metres in length, but would only weigh around 750 kg, just because having huge body mass A) isn't really compatible with cephalopod biology and B) wouldn't be functional at such pressures. This is the same as with the slightly smaller giant squid, where the arms and tentacles account for much of the squid's great length, making it much lighter than its chief predator, the sperm whale. Most big invertebrates that reside almost permanently in the deepest zones of the sea, like giant tube worms, tend to be rather structurally delicate and fragile.
>>62952807
Boy, you sure do use words pretty
>>62952639
i reckon when attenborough dies all the species in the animal kingdom should pitch together and pay for the funeral. i mean, after all he's done for them.
>>62952807
You wasted this knowledge on a dead thread familia. Shows over
>>62952891
thanks mate
>>62952903
The man deserves a state funeral, no joke.
He has done more for educational programming and documentaries as a medium than anybody else ever will.
>>62952929
knowledge about the natural world is never wasted *tips pith helmet*
>>62953025
Nigel Thornberry?
drop acid
listen to hip hop while watching this shit (especially good for pack hunters)
enjoy
>>62952807
I read it m8.
>>62952929
I found it really interesting. Especially since I'm studying molluscs at the moment. Speaking of which there's a species of cuttlefish that literally kucks other males by pretending to be a female to sneak past them and bang their woman.
>>62952615
>>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
gets me every time
>>62953157
I don't know why this made me laugh out loud
>>62951763
I mean technically it is. That little guy is your 2^9999888888801938374637 th cousin.
So far as we know thus far all life on earth has a common ancestor. Something became alive some how, reproduced by splitting, then through many generations of mutation became everything on earth today.
>>62953285
>Something became alive some how
It's called abiogenesis.
And the common ancestor is called LUCA (Last Universal Common Ancestor)
>>62950456
YOU JUST KNOW
>>62952615
>>62952438
Fucking love this dank meme
>>62953376
THAT BABY SEAL SURVIVED
