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Why is French cinema so degenerate?
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Why is French cinema so degenerate?
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>>62946568

because the French arent taught that sex is evil
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>sekshualiddy is evul jebus says so

america pls go
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would lick the snot from her nose / 10
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>>62946568
Better question. How many gallons of cum was made due to this movie?
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thats a really good question.
it simply happened i guess
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dont worry op, isis is taking care of them
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>>62946568
what was the point of the sex scene's, they totaled like 40 minutes out of the whole film
what was the point of the whole movie for that matter
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>>62947637
scenes*
god the internet has ruined my spelling
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>>62947637
>10 is now 40
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>>62947361
gross
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>be me, fapping to the long lesbian scene
>plan on blowing load in the toilet behind me
>get over excited and reach point of no return too early
>fuckwatdo,jpg
>run to the bathroom, dick in hand
>too late
>jizz goes all over my carpet as I run
>during the running my dick is waving side to side so some gets on the wall and back of the couch
>cabinets in the bathroom as I enter, toilet seat
huge mess desu
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>>62946645
>>62946630
>christianity says all sex is evil!
This is what dumb fedora tippers actually believe.
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>>62946568
Because they're literal retards. I mean they let floods of niggers and Muslims in. France is third world shithole.
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>>62946568
>degenerate?
gotta start filtering this meme
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>>62946568
Being a teenager in france seems way more fun than being a teen in america
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>>62948535
pre-marital and gay sex are literally the most hated thing in the world by Christians.
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>>62948614
Yeah, being bombed and raped by niggers and muslims sure sounds fun, faggot.
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>>62948671
Blasphemy is worst t.b.h.
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>>62948714
>terrorist attacks don't exist in America
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>>62948671
Not even close.
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>>62948671
Disapproving of sex outside of marriage is not the same as saying "sex is evil" period, which was the claim made by the above fedora tippers.
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>>62948532
Why didn't you put your hand in front of your dick so that the cum would go all inside your hand?
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Thank the Nouvelle Vague
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>>62948532
>he didn't cum into foreskin

Are you a jew or something?
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>>62946568
Frenchies think sex = art
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>tfw you will never suck on 19 y/o adele's tits as she wanks your pulsating cock into her bellybutton
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>>62948837
Some of it I did, but it was a huge load backed up from like a week. That was part of the problem on why it came so fast.
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>>62948870
>cum into foreskin

ew, phimosis
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>>62946568
French cinema is even more jewish-controlled than Hollywood. So there you go.
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>>62949023
>pull foreskin
>close it with two fingers
>reach toilet, release

No mess, easy to do
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>>62949160
>not sucking your own dick
>not swallowing
stay pleb
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They literally started the liberal revolution. They're decades ahead of degeneration, and it's inevitable to every country that adopted democracy.
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I wish the Spectre version of Lea Seydoux was in this movie
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>>62949184
This. Whenever I can't find tissues, I just cum in my mouth.
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>>62949221
>cum on carpet
>rub it in with your feet

seriously how do people not know this? its 2015 smH
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>>62949221
Always seems like a good idea to me before I cum, but after not so much.

Not horny anymore and then realize I'm laying naked on the floor with cum in my mouth.
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>be an autist
>get mad you can't get laid
>call everyone who does anything fun a degenerate
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>>62949358
Top kek. tfw you come back to your senses and start questioning your life choices.
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>>62949447
its even worse when you see you've fapped to normal porn
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>>62949447
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>>62948746
How many people were killed in America by terrorists this year?
How many people died from terrorist attacks in Paris this year alone?
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>>62949641
Years not over yet ;)
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>>62949690
The French race is though
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>>62949358
eat more pineapple

mfw it's super tasty
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>>62946568
The most degenerate French film is still less poisonous to culture than the garbage the US pumps out every month
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>amerifats

DUDE SEX IS EVIL LMAO
DUDE WAIT UNTIL MARRIAGE LMAO
DUDE JESUS LMAO
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>>62949906
>The French race is though
No such thing
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BECAUSE IT'S ART
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>>62947361
Here's a picture of Stan.
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>>62949184
>tfw actually can suck my dick and don't even feel the same to delete the video 5 seconds after i cum in my mouth
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>>62950252
*sigh* I wish I could suck mine. When I was a teen I could get the head in my mouth

Didn't take advantage of that like I should have.
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>>62950334

why do you want to suck a dick?
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>>62948532
why didn't you just cum in your trash can? i keep one in my room and remove the stained trashbag every couple of days.
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>French cinema is degenerate
You have no idea
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Bc they think sex is just a hobby or some shit.
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>>62946568

Why are French girls GOAT?
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>>62950760
I'd like to experience this hobby more often then.
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>>62946568
Why are you such a faggot?
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>>62950776
THICK
POUTY
LIPS

muh dick

>>62950395
cause cocks are hot
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>>62950807
*tips fedora*
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>>62950252
I've tried to suck my own penis but I just can't. Are there some exercises to do in order to become more flexible, so I can suck my dick?
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>>62948671
by a bunch of Catholics and the majority of Murrican redneck evangelicals.
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>>62950776
>dat last name
>french

ok
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>>62950902
Breh I just watched a video of some tgirl doing it and copied the technique and it literally took me like 30 minutes of trying to get it in.

If you don't have the technique down it won't matter how flexible you are, so make sure of that first.
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>>62950902
Bending at the waist, touching your toes.
Removing a rib also helps.
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>>62951042
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>>62950776
frenchies
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>>62951049
so can i remove a rib at home?
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>>62951104
They probably stink. They don't take batgs very often.
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>>62951204
>They probably stink
Good.
Good.
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>>62946568
But it's not. Q's blowjob and fingering and sex scenes are living prrof o that
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>>62951204

Ever actually met French people? This isn't the 1940s
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>>62950902
you will break your own neck and your parents will find you in that position
Have fun.
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>>62951278
No. And the smell was unbearable.
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>>62951329
I don't live with my parents.
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>>62951354
The police will find you in that position and take pictures and post them on the internet.
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Inglorious Basterds was good
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>>62947012
god, I bet she's into some really violent, kinky sex
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>>62946568
Because of the CNC (Centre National de la Cinématographie), the public organism that's supposed to fund interesting projects (which on paper could be a great way to encourage cool projects that studios would be hesitant about) is full of SJWs so only stuff they like gets their funding.
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>>62951042
>He keeps the video to himself.
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>>62948870
>he didn't cum into foreskin

what the fuck
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>>62948714
It's hardly Sweeden or Germany
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Why do French actresses all look like whores?
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what are some good french films?
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>>62952221
Bienvenue chez les ch'tis
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