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Alright Keanu now you gonna have sex with my wife in this scene
His facial hair is such shit. He should only be in films clean shaven.
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>>62944746
How's the movie?
Also I don't see a problem with your wife having fake sex professionally? Why so insecure? Do you think she'll fall in love with the actor?
>>62945064
It's Keanu, so i'd be insecure about it, unless i was a big/respected/famous director.Eli is none of those
Death? DEATH? You're gonna kill me? You're gonna fucking kill me? Why? WHY? Because I fucked you? You fucked me! You fucked ME! You came to MY house! You came to ME! I got you a car, I brought you your clothes, you took a fuckin' BUBBLE BATH! You wanted it! You wanted it! You came on to me! What was I supposed to do? You sucked my cock, you both fucking sucked my cock! It was FREE PIZZA! Free fuckin' pizza! It just shows up at my fuckin' door! What am I supposed to do? "We're flight attendants. Come on, fuck us! No one will know. Come on, fuck us!" Oh, twosomes, threesomes. It doesn't matter! Starfish! Husbands! You don't give a fuck, you'll just fuck anything, you'll just fuck anything! Well, you lied to me, I tried to help you! I let you in, I was a good guy, I'm a good father! And you just fucking fucked me! What? Now, you're gonna kill me? You're gonna kill me? Why? Why? 'Cause you fucked me? What the fuck-FUCK-FUCK, this is fucking insane!
>>62944766
It's patchy but he's not enough of a bitch to let that stop him. I've got the same problem.
I WAZZ SWIMMEN IN THE CARA BEAANNN
>>62945172
>Starfish
Is he talking about her asshole?
>>62945064
not everyone is a kuck, regardless of what you might think, faggot.
>>62945172
GIVE THIS MAN THE BEST SCREENPLAY OSCAR
>>62945216
No. Earlier in the movie, they talk about how there's two kinds of girls: girls that are active during sex, and those that are boring because they just lie there and take it (like starfish).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLm4eXWb6AI
eli roth is a hack
>>62945269
I fucking LOVE these. I have only ever seen this one and another one an anon made of Drive like 3 years ago. Could you do more of these, please?
>>62945269
More?
>>62945267
Not everyone is so beta to think that everytime your girl talks to or touches another man she's having doubts about you LMAO
>>62944746
I unironically ironically loved this movie.
>>62944828
This image has so much meme potential.
>>62945403
you're one to talk since you don't even have a girl you kucked faggot lmao.
>>62945452
why?
>>62945518
It just looks like a meme image. It's so ridiculous looking.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cheating Evan.
Cheating Evan who?
CheatingEvan-tually gets you killed.
>>62945343
>>62945387
There are thousands of them
>>62945473
I may not have a girl (yet!) but at least I'm still a virgin.
>>62945575
Fucking nice. These are amazing. Wish I could make 'em.
>>62945064
If my wife eloped with Keanu I'd be devastated he didn't choose me
>>62945575
Weird how detailed the movie still is in 2 minutes
you can read stuff and everything
>>62945575
I never felt like I have missed so little by watching one of these
>>62945172
>What? Now, you're gonna kill me? You're gonna kill me?
quote from manmemed
>>62945930
wew well meme'd lad :^)
Dressed as John Wick. Don't tell em there is going to be a John Wick 2.
>>62945972
MUH DICK
it's actually ok, since he is gay
What is the point of this movie
>>62945972
That is fucking hot and terrible at the same time. I feel guilty about wanting to wank to that.
>>62945972
Tfw that's my fetish
>>62945972
imagine a movie about a woman treated like keanu by 2 psychopat's
>>62948244
>The plot of most porn
>>62945972
>>62944746
I'd be proud to have based Keanu fuck my wife.
>>62945064
Good film desu. Watch it like some old exploitation film you'd get on DVD and you'll enjoy it. Not really serious horror, more like wacky home-invasion exploitation with corny acting and dialogue and bits and pieces of confused social commentary.
>>62945418
I unironically ironically liked it ironically deus
>>62945972
>didn't sit on his face
Wasted potential
>>62950422
She had a chance to piss on him.
Would have been groundbreaking.
>>62944746
Ok.
>>62950294
Watching it right now senpai. Pretty entertaining.
>>62952232
lorenza's itty bitty titties look delicious
>>62947690
"Don't answer the door."
>>62952390
You better. Else you might hear a phone ring.
OMG what a plot twist. I was just skeptically wondering how the fuck will they manage to no get drop kicked out of the house when Evan's done with their bullshit.
>>62945172
My new favourite monologue of all times besides the one inBirdemic.
>>62952232gimmicks.all show, no action
>>62945172
FREE FUCKIN PIZZA
>>62945172
can somebody link a clip of this? I don't know the movie name but I'm interested
>>62952889
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLm4eXWb6AI
>>62945313
This isn't actually a terrible bit of acting. The lines are pretty bad, but Keanu makes the most of it.
>>62953039
thanks senpai
Do Americans really do this? What will happen with all the water when it rains too hard? It stays on the roof that's what.
>>62953298
It's California.
It doesn't rain.
It doesn't snow.
>Keanu is a good actor
>>62950422
While I agree with you 100%, she was probably scared Neo would chew her labia off.
Oh I get it this is like Funny Games with chicks amirite
>>62953298
You're a fucking idiot. It's not COMPLETELY FLAT. Flat Roofs work all over the world as they aren't flat. Water still runs off them, can't you see the down pipes? are you a downie?
Retard.
>>62953039
>blocked in the course of this thread
>Lionsgate interns post here
How's it feel that hunger games bombed you shill
>>62953471
Not blocked for me
>>62952843
Why does this make me laugh every time?
>>62944746
D R O P P E D
>>62953682
He literally played a character called "The Bear Jew" and his last name is Roth. Are you really that surprised?
>>62953343
>It's California.
The scene starts with a heavy rain scene lmao
>>62953471
it's only blocked in burgerland
How is this legal thoug? Using photographs of real children to write and draw pornographic obscenities on them???
>>62953682
Alright you autistic memester, that'll do.
Also how are the girls planning to get away with it???
>>62953837
In California, it heavily rains for a week straight. The rest of the year is dry.
>>62954589
Oh, OK, thanks.
>>62945172
jesus christ that's a good edit
>>62953682
>>62945972
That's it? only one webm?
You fuckers owe more, MORE
>>62954806
The dumb froposter is right, the lack webms ITT is simply unacceptable.
>>62945575
Movie is so boring that I couldn't sit through it even when condensed to less than one thirtieth of the run time.
>>62945972
was it rape?
>>62955528
men can't be raped
>>62955591
unless by other men
>>62955681
that's not rape, it's simply a display of dominance
>>62945172
>>62954616
>>62955807
>I cared who you fucking were before you put on the mask
