This movie hurt me.
I was not ready, I was not prepared.
It hit a nerve or how you Americans say it, whatever.
>>62943993
link?
>>62944099
It's love (2015) by Gaspar noe.
Literally every public tracker has it already.
>>62943993
Aint seen it yet, is it good?
>>62944863
It's okay.
I just felt too many feels I didn't want to feel again, reminded me of past relationships.
Definitely don't watch it if you think there's a moment your life started turning into shit, which I guess is 90% of 4chan
>>62944915
>a moment your life started turning into shit
Never happened, i'm part of the 10%, where it always was shit
Can't believe Noe though it's a good idea to make that faggot character a film director. Are we still in the sixties?
>I wanna make a film out of blood sperm and tears
LMAO get the fuck out of here I fucking puked interanally. I read that exact quote from Noe's mout in an interview 7 years ago.
>>62945213
Dude the joke is that Love is literally the movie the protagonist wanted to make.
The better poster
>>62945259
>joke
>>62945320
Where's your Cannes applauded film, anon?
>>62943993
How are the sex scenes? Are they on the same level as Blue is the Warmest Color?
The dude in this movie looks like a fag, but w/e, I will spank it to the bitches if they lez out.
>>62945423
There are literal facials and threesomes.
>>62945462
Is it actual sex tho? Or is it like nymphomaniac with fake silicon shit
>>62945423
Sex scenes are the best ever recorded in a fiction film... and that's coming from a guy that hated the movie.
>>62945514
It's the real deal, too bad the cock is cut.
>>62945516
why didn't you like it?
Enter the Void > Love > Irreversible > I Stand Alone
imo
>>62945569
Worst acting ever and the script is not much better. I like the music and the camera work at time fwiw.
Is this any good? I'm partial to Noe but this looks really bad and shlocky.
>>62945569
Will enter the void make me suffer as well?
Maybe I should wait watching it
>>62945569
Horrible ratings desu
Irreversible > I stand Alone > Enter the Void > Love
Try hard degeneracy.
Why waste time on this bullshit when you can just watch free porn?
not enough blow jobs, but it's alright i guess.
>>62945302
>I'm a serious director guys, I swear!
Felt a lot like Noe just using his cult status to do a perverse movie with young people because his ego needed it, literally referencing his own name twice in the movie, I really had to laugh. It was really nicely shot and looked good though, but that doesn't matter when there is practically no substance.
The sex scenes were 10/10 for a fap.
The rest of the movie is the regular mumbo-jumbo-art-sex-shit bullshit. Someone mentioned Blue is the Warmest Color, that actually had a good story and characters.
>>62945881
Exacly what I thought. And I'd imagine that blowjobs would be easier to do than actual sex.
>>62945787
This, actually. Sex should be utterly banned from regular movies now that porn exists.
>>62945914
he would never say that desu
>>62945981
I liked Blue a lot for more than just the excellent sex scenes. I watched all three hours unironically.
OPs movie the actors look and sound like shit in the trailers. I will watch for the faps and probably won't watch the whole film start to finish.
>>62945981
This one was his less artsy movie, i think is hard to get the film if you've never been in a similar fucked up relationship
>>62945787
>>62946019
>porn
I'm not gay, I don't want to look at gym roided faggots pumped full of creatine for 20min, fucking plastic dolls.
I like Gaspar but this movie was so bad. The voice over acting and the acting was mostly cringe worthy.
>>62946019
>Film can display anything
>But not sex even though it's a huge part of most people's lives because it's "degenerate"
>>62946095
>Roided faggots
>Creatine
Lmao, most porn starts are DYEL or chubby
Creatine also has nothing to do with Roids and isn't unhealthy in the slightest, educate yourself
>>62946056
>a lot for more than just the excellent sex scenes.
What? They looked disgusting.
>>62946095
You don't have to watch mainstream American porn, dude.
>movies fat virgins will never understand
this is the wrong place to discuss this film
>>62946095
>I'm not gay, I don't want to look at gym roided faggots pumped full of creatine for 20min, fucking plastic dolls.
Are you retarded? Try amateur porn. There's so much variety of choice out there, pick whatever you like best. Fake tits don't turn me on, literally never fapped to fake tits.
>>62946095
*tips virgin dick*
>>62946176
I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
>>62946095
>Pumped full of creatine
Whats it like weighing a whopping 110lbs?
>>62946161
go back to /fit/ you homo
>>62946095
>I have never actually looked up porn in my life
>>62946126
Shitting is even more part of our lives, that doesn't mean it's both relevant and required in a film.
Nobody cares to see a character taking a shit. Showing a character's sexual moves isn't much more relevant. It almost never is in most movies, it's purely commercial.
>>62946215
I saw all of them. Being hot =/= hot scenes. It looked gross, they kept drooling, it was like watching a fat American eat shit food.
>>62946239
Shitting doesn't define our lives in the way sexual relationships to others do.
Reproducing is a core reason for existence, you'd have to be a virgin to not see the huge importance of sex in our lives.
>>62946206
>amateur porn
How's that 240p with noise and no audio treating you?
>>62946279
>they kept drooling
>not hot
It's ok to be gay, it's 2015
COME ON
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M
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O
N
>>62946322
Not that guy, but he's right. You don't need to show a close-up or that guy's dick cumming or a 2 minute shot of the girl blowing him, it adds zero to the story or their characters. It's done purely for the shock value of being different nad whatnot.
>>62946324
Are you from 2005? Couples are shooting themselves in full HD in nicely lit places, you pleb.
Just say Noe to this shit
>>62946322
>Shitting doesn't define our lives in the way sexual relationships to others do.
How do sexual relationships define you?
>reproducing
I doubt the sex involved in the movies you're thinking of have much to do with actually procreating and having children. Prove me wrong.
>>62946393
>adds zero to the story or their characters
The movie's not about any of that
>>62946532
my god
this post is literal virgin
>>62946324
I stopped caring for porn after a decade of use. Now I fap to Facebook and celebrities exclusively. It no longer does anything to me to see sexual acts, I've seen way too many. In regular movies, it's just cringey and edgelord material. It's fine if you're discovering sex and are all thrilled by the so-called taboo around it. I'm not. I fuck regularly and it has become as mundane as taking a piss, so I don't get the obsession anymore, which I consider to be for teens and belated virgins and manchildren.
>>62946544
3deep5plebs
It's literally a mediocre student's short film + aditional 40 minutes of sex scenes
>>62946331
>It's ok to be gay, it's 2015
Drool smells bad. Being the current year means nothing. You're turned on my homosexual acts and call me gay. Sure.
>>62946600
>Being the current year means nothing
>>62946563
/tv/ is a cringe factory when discussing films that are heavy on sex, i wonder why...
>>62946581
Idk, i haven't seen it yet. I'm just saying that expecting a conventional movie from Noe is silly, he's subversive.
>>62946600
>Being the current year means nothing
Come on...
>>62946563
Try an argument instead. The only people who are impressed with sex in movies are those who don't actually practice much real sex themselves. Why would I want to see sex in movies when it's a common act for me? It's a fucking biological act with zero connotations to it anymore, nothing beyond "IT'S PROGRESSIVE, IT'S SHOCKING (to my Catholic grandmother), IT'S ART, IT'S AWESOME, THE ONLY WAY IT COULD BE MORE AWESOME IS IF IT WAS DONE WITH A NIGGER."
Seriously, try an argument, I want to see you fail.
>>62946655
It's not an argument. it's 2015 in Syria too, you morons.
>>62946672
>/tv/ is a cringe factory when discussing films that are heavy on sex, i wonder why...
I used very clear arguments, you guys had nothing to show in return. Name-calling only goes so far.
>>62946215
This girl makes my dick absolute diamonds. The one with the titular blue hair is not even close.
Those proiminent front teeth
Those fucking tits
That fucking ass
Jesus
>>62946686
So you only watch films that portray something unusual and absent in your life?
>>62946735
I prefer Lea tbqh
>>62946805
>So you only watch films that portray something unusual and absent in your life?
No, but I have almost never seen a movie where sex was shown for anything more than softporn. In most cases, it only shows two characters want to fuck each other and little else. I just don't find it deep. Name movies where you can't remove the sex without damaging the movie; you won't find many, and those you'll find have sex as a central piece, and for that reason alone, they won't be very interesting, but I'm ready for your suggestions.
I don't normally watch movies to get horny, that's why I prefer my sex outside of my artistic medium. It wouldn't come to my mind to watch sex scenes esthetically. What kind of moron does that?
>>62946805
u gay nigga?
>>62946686
>The only people who are impressed with sex in movies are those who don't actually practice much real sex themselves. Why would I want to see sex in movies when it's a common act for me?
Lol. Nice bait if it bait. Otherwise you sad, sad fucking man.
>>62946805
>>62946981
She has weird bone structure and her teeth are so widely spaced, it's like she almost has meth mouth.
>>62946573
>sex is edgelord material
>>62946969
>Name movies where you can't remove the sex without damaging the movie
Last Tango in Paris
9 1/2 Weeks
Practically every 70-80s slasher film
>>62947005
>Lol. Nice bait if it bait. Otherwise you sad, sad fucking man.
Again, zero arguments from your side. You're not even trying. Pansy.
>>62946969
>Name movies where you can't remove the sex without damaging the movie; you won't find many, and those you'll find have sex as a central piece, and for that reason alone, they won't be very interesting, but I'm ready for your suggestions.
Last tango in paris is great. Look son, i didn't even see Love, i'm just saying that you're hating on a movie for the wrong reasons. You can say it's shit, poorly-made, or whatever, but saying that films can't be about sex is just plain wrong. Are you opposed to naked paintings? Sex should be a subject of art just as much as anything else
>>62946981
>>62947027
She's way hotter as a blonde tb.h
>>62946969
>Name movies where you can't remove the sex without damaging the movie;
this movie.
>>62947027
>>62946981
she looks like Alfie Allen
>>62947076
It is. If not, name some films where it's totally legit and isn't some tryhard BS from some talentless fuck.
>>62947083
>Practically every 70-80s slasher film
What do you lose if you remove the sex scenes?
>implying there are actual sex scenes in most
>there aren't, you just see some nudity because teenage audience didn't get to see that too often, proving my earlier point that mostly young people find nudity and sex interesting in a movie, while adults who fuck on the regular aren't impressed
>>62947124
edgelords are 100% virgin because being an edgelord repels pussy.
are you from another planet?
>>62947169
You don't seem to know women.
>>62947196
is this your tinder profile pic?
>>62945213
The film seems connected to Noé actually. The baby in the movie is named Gaspard and one of the girls is loosely based on Noé's mother if I remember correctly what I read
>>62947164
Well, generally, the trope is that the kids who have sex in slasher movies are the ones that get killed and the virgin girl is the only one to survive. There's also the fact that slashers are generally exploitation movies so they include both sex and violence.
So what's that movie about? I never heard of it until today.
>>62947291
>So what's that movie about?
fucked up relationships, regrets and mistakes.
also you get jizzed on in 3d.
>>62945981
Agreed. Plus I had more feels watching Adele Exarchopoulos eating spaghetti than listening to actors whispering insipid pseudo-intellectual dialogues.
>>62947342
>insipid pseudo-intellectual dialogues.
you are not supposed to buy into them.
In fact, you are supposed to think the protag is kind of a loser/poser
>>62947320
>fucked up relationships, regrets and mistakes.
Is there literally anyone here who gives a fuck about this? Are you women? Don't you get any of that shit in your own lives? What the hell, guys. I'd sooner watch some shitty Star Wars crap over some chickflicks with glorified porn.
Top fucking lels.
Post some stills.
When are we gonna get a multi-million porn film with real actors that isn't depressing?
>>62947391
>In fact, you are supposed to think the protag is kind of a loser/poser
>I was only pretending to be a shit director/screenwriter all along
>you're too dumb if you didn't catch that before
Top kek. Noé is a piece of shit.
>>62947398
>>62947434
>porn
>not depressing
how would you propose to square that circle?
>>62947437
THE ACTOR LITERALLY SAYS "maybe we are not the great artists we thought we were"
are you DAFT?
>>62947525
I have never seen it, friend. Still, pretending to do shit on purpose remains a cheap shot.
Noé is truly a hack.
>>62945302
This is edgiest poster I have ever seen. I mean, seriously, how edgelord do you have to be?
It makes me laugh.
>>62947124
History of violence
>>62947565
>>I have never seen i
THEN what business do you have shitposting on it?
>>62947698
Suggest sex, in this movie, would undermine the movie? How?
>>62947778
>THEN what business do you have shitposting on it?
I didn't even mention it, homo.
>>62947828
>I didn't even mention it, homo.
you wrote
>Agreed. Plus I had more feels watching Adele Exarchopoulos eating spaghetti than listening to actors whispering insipid pseudo-intellectual dialogues.
BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO NO DIALOGUES
I'm mad now
>>62947785
Why would you suggest it? I'm saying scrapping it would be bad for the integrity of the movie - just as bad as suggesting violence rather than showing it.
Why make a movie about sex? Lmao edgy autist hack, how about a bank robbery one?
>>62947855
I didn't write that, faggot. I don't even know who this Adele is.
>>62945655
I felt like whit after watching enter the void, it was like a fever dream.
Watch it high
Movie was absolute dogshit
>sex scenes pretentious and way too long, add nothing.
>main guy is shitty actor and no chemistry with girl
>terrible, try hard dialogue
>3D so Noe can literally cum on his audience
Good music and cinematography though. The ironic part is that he tried to make the movie the MC wanted to make and failed hard.
>>62947934
>I felt like whit
is that bad or good?
>no sex scene webms
>>62947856
>Why would you suggest it? I'm saying scrapping it would be bad for the integrity of the movie - just as bad as suggesting violence rather than showing it.
I'm not so sure. I'm convinced suggested sex is better in a movie about sex than showing it. Anatomy books aren't very emotionally charged, neither is a sex scene that focuses on the genitals, unless you want to fap and are turned on by genitals. For everything else related to sex, it does nothing. A closeup of labia doesn't make you think about love. It distracts a tonload from whatever you're trying to bring up to the surface, this is why romantic movies don't do porn, because it's not romantic. Sex and porn are closer to biology and anatomy than anything else whatsoever.
Suggesting violence ofte works better than showing violence. Your imagination will be better than whatever attempts at showing something in most cases, unless you're braindead.
why are americans so scared of sex?
I swear to god if this thread had flags all anti-sex posts would be stars and stripes
>>62943993
Really loved it.
One nitpick/stupid complaint though. Almost every fucking scene had a movie poster which the director must have liked, it kept on throwing me off. Who the fuck would have a Birth of a Nation poster in their kitchen? Or a Salo poster? baka senpai
/autism
>>62947980
shit*
>>62948011
nobody is scared of sex, the sex in this movie was pointless, drawn out, and pretentious.
>>62948011
Because they're pointless and add nothing to the film besides edgy shock value and pretentious boring shit. Not like my action flicks and westerns where there are a lot of shootouts and car chase scenes, they're substantial because i like them.
>>62948011
I'm Swiss, you moron. I'm not scared of sex, I'm bored of it. I fapped to porn for over ten years and now I virtually never do anymore, porn is dead to me. I'm 33. I exclusively fap to celebs or hot friends on FB, nothing else turns me on anymore.
In movies, it's just so edgy I cringe, that's all.
>>62948026
>One nitpick/stupid complaint though. Almost every fucking scene had a movie poster which the director must have liked, it kept on throwing me off. Who the fuck would have a Birth of a Nation poster in their kitchen? Or a Salo poster? baka senpai
AHAHAHAHAHA
Noé is a fucking hack who really wants to show off. Please.
>>62948140
>I exclusively fap to celebs or hot friends on FB, nothing else turns me on anymore.
Sounds like you're not a well adjusted person. Why should i care about what you find cringy?
>>62947930
>he hasn't seen Blue is the Warmest Color
>>62945787
My fetish is actually unsimulated sex scenes in movies. Theres something about the camera angles and shit that just hits me you know?
>>62945302
Tit-dick.jpg
>>62948276
Boob-hog.lel
>>62948193
>Sounds like you're not a well adjusted person.
Fapping to American porn is more adjusted? Kop tek.
>>62948502
Did i say that?
>>62946126
It IS degenerate because most "sex" scenes have nothing to do with the plot and are only designed to get degenerates, like you, to watch the movie.
They're just trying to take advantage of basic primal urges, which doesn't take ANY creativity, and doesn't add anything to a film.
If I want to watch porn, I'll watch porn. I don't need to watch "pretend" porn.
>>62948539
No, since your post lacks substance. What a man does with his dick in the privacy of his mind and bathroom need not reveal whether he is adjusted or not. I'm a fully functional adult with a full time job and responsibilities. I don't bother anyone while fapping to images of ladies I find sexy.
>>62948660
This is exactly what I think.
>>62947750
The fuck would somebody go out in public like that, can't she afford a bridge or some implants?
This is the cringiest thread on /tv/ in a long time. Wew lads.
>>62946322
The only reason you feel that way is because you have zero discipline and self control, and are too stupid to realize that film, and T.V. both, make it SEEM like sex is more important than it actually is, because there are naive fucks like you that'll believe it, and pay to see it.
>>62948686
I'm saying that your view on sex is skewed, which in this case, is relevant and affects your perception of the movie.
>that interview
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgPdWOVfjDI
does he really have to say "cock" "asshole" "dick" "vagina" "pussy" "anal sex" every 5 seconds?
also
>"I feel like I understand sex like nobody does"
It doesn't get more pretentious than that
>>62947996
Sex is like any other theme: you can picture it in a movie a thousand times differently, in order to mean 1000 different things. Why would you limit the way that specific theme can be portrayed?
Anatomical is one way of showing sex for a (medical) purpose, yet it took a sexual meaning for contraband gynaecology movies smuggled in 1970's Japan. So, one method of portraying doesn't automatically mean one way of interpreting it.
Look at most of Shame's sex scene: their goal isn't to elicit sexual excitation in the spectator, rather to convey the shame, the lack of implication of the protagonist.
Sex isn't inherently biologic. That would be like saying seeing people eating on screen reminds you too much of basic bodily functions. It can have a whole other meaning, if the director is talented enough to work with it.
>>62948660
Based
>>62946563
All you submissive plebs sperging about "sex" in a Hollywood film is truly virgin as fuck, senpai.
>This movie hurt me
>hurt me
>>62948805
>I'm saying that your view on sex is skewed
I'm curious. Please demonstrate.
>>62949001
>nothing else turns me on anymore
>>62948838
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking hack.
>it's a /tv/ gets triggered by sex episode
>>62949051
MOVIES SHOULDN'T BE ABOUT SEX
STOP MAKING SEX SCENES
Not interested in this. I don't do sex anyway so how would this movie have any slight interest over me?
>>62948660
There's an artistic gap between the mainstream porn factory, endlessly churning out the same product with little or no innovation, and arthouse budget dramas that primarily use unsimulated sex as a cynical selling point would you agree, or do you lack the imagination?
>>62943993
Did people actually like Love?
I'm usually quick to defend Gaspar and generally come down on the pro-side of his films, but this fucking sucked it was a terrible film. i seemed like a parody of a Gaspar Noe film
>>62948849
>Sex is like any other theme
I disagree. Most themes will be fine on their own, but sex on its own is just porn and serves for masturbation exclusively, while other themes serve the plot, which serves the film.
Sex alone is like salt alone, and just like salt, you need only a little of it to make a positive difference. Too much salt and your dish is shit.
>Sex isn't inherently biologic.
You must be retarded.
>That would be like saying seeing people eating on screen reminds you too much of basic bodily functions.
It does, actually, which is fine. Eating is something we do in public without a problem, whereas shitting and fucking is not. Why you insist on sex being represented in movies, for no good reason, is irrational. You're probably a "progressive" libturd who thinks any show of dick is a political move.
What is Love?
>>62949025
That's not a view, that's a fact. It isn't my opinion. I got jaded with porn because of using it for so many years. Hardly an opinion. Outside of real sex, nothing else turns me on anymore.
>>62949122baby don't hurt me
>>62949122
baby don't hurt me
>>62949151
cool
Kermode said it was shit
>>62949079
There are no movies about sex except porn. Nobody cares for sex alone. People may care for relationships, where sex happens, but sex per se isn't something the average person cares about. Only edgy retards still think sex is taboo.
The "males" on /tv/ are such submissive bitches, they're like puppies that get excited about any little scrap of garbage food offered to them, but instead of scraps of garbage food, it's any bitch willing to flash a tit or a bit of ass, even if it's a fugly bitch.
You "guys" really need to work on your dignity and self control.
>>62949112
I have no word.
Thank god for the Atlantic. Please stay on your side of the pond.
>>62949178
>Only edgy retards still think sex is taboo.
Which explains the autism outburst that /tv/ has over it
>>62949200
I'm Swiss.
>>62949220
>Which explains the autism outburst that /tv/ has over it
That's the point. Your virgin ass thinks it's edgy and worth attention. Adults here realise it's just the edgy version of Lady Gaga showing some ass to get attention.
>hating based Gaspar
>>62949178
and the MPAA
>>62949302
An X-rating isn't saying that it is taboo, it only says that it's not for minors. You're playing dumb, and you're convincing.
>>62949267
>Adults here
>>62949267
Don't think it's edgy, and i think it's worth the attention because it's Noe and it's good enough for Cannes. I think you people need to chill about the subject matter, nobody cares if it's about sex, you're embarrassing yourselves
>>62945655
it's good, but if you're into drugs definitely watch it under the influence. like the other anon said it makes you feel bad, but the visuals are fucking great
Hard mode: Weed
Nightmare Mode: Shrooms/LSD
>>62949361
>good enough for Cannes.
But Cannes is shit, sponsored by kikes and cultural marxists, are you retarded?
> nobody cares if it's about sex,
I care, I just want to see some stills and webm's and whatnot, but don't tell me it's anything more than bad porn.
>>62949393
Degenerate.
>>62949405
>sponsored by kikes and cultural marxists
So that's who i was talking to... So long friendo
>Adults
>>62949393
I only have some hashish.
>>62949440
>So that's who i was talking to... So long friendo
Far too easy. But good riddance.
>>62945655
It's a great movie but I feel it's like an hour too long
Is there a 3D torrent available anywhere?
>>62949564
Do you want to be jizzed on?
Just fire that grindr app
>>62949444
lucky bastard
>>62949609
Why not both?
>>62949611
Lucky how?
It makes me cough and my throat sore
I like weed better but my friend was all out of it
>>62949661
Nowt wrong with a bit of soap bar, spar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzx0HTCuydg
>There are people that like this movie because there's a lot of sex in it
>There a people that dislike this movie because there's a lot of sex in it
If you're either one of those you should commit suicide
>>62947525
Yeah but that doesn't justify the fact that I didn't feel any sort of empathy.
Also, just because the characters realize they have distorded visions about who they really are doesn't make amend for Noé uninspired dialogues.
Murphy and Elektra are shitty artists, so be it, but not Gaspard Noé who has made great films. He wanted to make a movie about love, I didn't see/feel love, just sexual attraction.
He managed to film losers fucking and whining but failed to transmit any sort of interest or compassion.
>>62947237
>dr. pavel, i'm virginity
>>62949865
You just never felt that kind of love.
I did and it was fucked up and this movie nailed it.
I don't want to say you didn't "get it", but maybe it isn't a hit for anyone.
>>62947693
>being such a fucking prude
You are either American or a muslim
>>62948140
Typische Ueli, angst vor Fraue. MEGALACHS!
Can't wait for a proper bluray encode to show up
Why is Noé so comfy?
>>62943993
It's been 5 years since i kissed a girl
It's been 20 years since i was near a vagina
That poster hurt me
Kill me senpai
>>62950157
the joke is that you're 20 years old right?
>>62950191
Yes
>>62949925
>You just never felt that kind of love.
Fucking millennial special snowflake. You're not unique.
>>62950235
you're the one who said this movie didn't reach you
>>62949989
I've given more facials than you can imagine (or give). This has nothing to do with being a prude. I'm calling you childish, big difference.
>>62945302
Based frenchman
>>62950261
I never saw it, faggot.
>thinks sex is love
>being this immature
Children like you don't know what love is. Grow up, fast.
>>62945302
>cuming soon
>>62950336
That poster is so cringy I still laugh whenever I see it. Good going French homos.
>>62950427
>Female breast
>homo
murrikan intelligence
>>62950265
>I've given more facials than you can imagine (or give).
Nice cringepost
>>62950427
yeah cumming on a woman's tits sure is homo
>>62950568
It only is if she doesn't have a feminine dick
>>62949925
The only kind of thing that I barely felt was the scare of not knowing if she is still alive, the wait that doesn't end, the phone calls you would'nt have made if it wasn't for somebody you care of.
But that's a love that can link friends, family and lovers. I don't think that narrative arc was strong enough to depict the fact that he's still crazy for her. This tragic aspect of the story felt forced and cliché.
>be at cinema
>heartbreaking 'life is difficult' scene in the bathtub
>people laugh
jesus
>>62951257
>not going to cinema on last week before the movie is pulled off, at the 23.00 screening
it's like you're not really a misantrophe, anon
>>62945213
>I fucking puked interanally
>interanally
Was it cum? 'Cause you sound like a faggot.
>>62947750
I love the fact that she seems to not give a fuck
>>62947750
the fuck? is this that electra girl?
>>62951514
>>62951542
she got her teeth removed,
they got implanted again 2 months later.
>>62951599
why
what is wrong with her, she seems like a qt in the movie
>>62951599
>remove teeth
>put them back in
the fuck? why??
>>62945705
you have good taste anon!
>>62949436
>democracys opposite is national socialism
underage /pol/ is here too i see
>>62951647
>>62951651
she had corrective dentist surgery for years, then they found out it was all wrong and decided to start from scratch.
Too bad it was Cannes time.
>>62950157
Don't feel bad, imho sex in movies always LOOKS amazing, actual sex is just OK.
Men are visual animals, so unless you're banging a fucking model, she probably doesn't look movie hot.
>>62951599
what kinda? Can you elaborate? I searched Aomi Muyock "teeth" and I'm still none the wiser
>what kind of mouth you want, senpai?
>you know those nigerian kids
>say no more
>>62951716
lol what the fuck
Dentists are pros, how can you fuck up so bad. Are you sure this isn't just a special case of woman crazy?
>>62951684
no it's authoritarianism
>>62945213
Haven't seen it yet, so I won't judge harshly, but generally it's a very bad idea to be that self-referential. I cringe every time writers write characters that are writers:
>muh writer's block
>muh existential malaise
>muh publisher
>muh agent
>muh struggling to write anything as good as my breakout work
it's been done to death and frankly arrogant
>>62951716
and to think I was actually excited by the missing teeth
>>62951901
Did you see The Words? That is exactly the plot for Cooper's character
Also how amusing is it Bradley Cooper has played a writer twice now.
>he cant distinguish sex between two people in love and two people in porn
i unironically feel bad for those of you who've never had sex while in love
anon, have you ever had sex?
you know this film can't be understood if you've never had sex with a girl, right? RIGHT?
>>62952532
You dont, but you do need the basic understanding that sex can be beautiful between two lovers and not just some primal act
>>62943993
What the fuck is this movie and why do I keep seeing it posted here?
>>62944963
>>62948774
Togetherness is important, intimacy is important. Sex outside of reproduction is just a cheap drug that both partners share. Literally the way nature tricks us into babymaking.
>>62945514
no penetration shots unfortunately
>>62946969
Shame. But thats about sleazy sex addiction..
where are the webms wtf
>>62945302
>>62950280
>french
>>62945302
DUDE SEX LMAO
>>62952049
>sex while in love
sounds like the best thing ever.
Glad 'Shame' didn't go with this one, it would have subverted the story. To those who have seen Love, do the posters match the drama?
>>62958205
best movie ever I love gaspar noe
Literally inauthentic trash for style over substance european teenagers.
>>62958205
did anyone see it in 3D, where these shock moments the only 3D bits or did the club scenes with the strobe lighting look good in 3D too?
>>62958205
is some of the cum cgi?
>>62958205
that's a lot of semen
>>62946095
>I'm not gay
>The guys aren't attractive enough in this porn
>>62958341
i dunno I thought the same
>>62958306
great cumshot in the screen I would love to see it again in 3-D
>>62958354
yeah I thought the same, looks kinda gimmick like porn cumshots
>>62958306
yeah that and the club and the part where murphy and electra go into some sort of cavern in the park stood out
the bit where he takes the pill too
>>62958205
BRAVO NOE
>>62958205
noe is GOD i love that cumshot in my face
>>62958205
"Pure Cinema"
I think noe is the new von trier
>>62958524
>It's not porn, it's art.
>>62949122
Love isa laserquest
>>62944963
This
>>62947983
this tb
I stopped watching about 30-45 minutes in when I realized all the sex was going to be depressing in context.
This movie is fucking ridiculous. The acting is... ok. I'm 40 minutes in, and aside from that opening scene and the dude having a stiffy all the time, a lot of the sex could have easily been simulated. Why he insisted on real sex and then shot everything in wide angle is beyond me. The music is wah-wah porno shit. Also
>I'd name him Gaspar
you gotta be kidding me. This was a hit at Cannes? People watched this unironically in 3D??
>>62962250
I thought it got booed at Cannes? Yeah, making a movie about love with improvised dialogue is pretty fucking weak. Very disappointed.
>>62949112
Sex can be more than just biological you dumbass. Sex scenes in movies can provoke more than just boners. Are you really that dead inside?
>>62945705
you have bad taste
>>62949267
Lady gaga? What are you, 60?
>>62949436
Democracy looks better in your own pic
>>62963108
>Sex scenes in movies can provoke more than just boners
wait, what
Damn that tranny had a nice cock. I would have gone all Donkey Kong on that shit.
This movie actually makes sex boring
BRAVO GOE
R
A
V
O
>>62943993
What the fuck was that weird shit with the kid in the bathtub at the end.
PURE DEGENERACY this movie gets 4/5 keks
