Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF!
Did he mean he wanted to pleasure her in the position of doggy style ?
>>62942009
I don't know. You tell me
>>62942325
Yes, with that face you definitely want to take her from behind
wtf is with these ratings? Everyone just loves to hate on Home Alone, especially the critics.
it's objectively a good movie.
>>62942472
home alone is a legit 10/10 movie. maybe drops down to 9/10 with the sappy shit.
I think people have just watched it to the point of being sick of it so they give it a shit rating.
>>62942569
it doesn't help that they play it 24/7 this time of year.
>>62942325
That is a dude in a wig. John Hughes didn't want an actual girl getting her feelings hurt.
>>62942605
Had me fooled. I was just wondering how she felt about being called a dog face in the most popular movie of the early 90's
>>62942605
>being this beta
>>62942472
>mediocre flick
>50% on rotten tomatos
>7.4 on IMplebeian
Seems about right to me. It's nothing special, unless you are a sadistic manchild who enjoys seeing people suffer
>>62942635
"Fuller go easy on the Pepsi!"
What did she mean by this?
>>62942676
Bed Wetter.
Great music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1ez4X3y63k
It might be the first movie I ever remember seeing, too. I was so little I thought Kevin's name was "Home Alone"
>>62942591
they play A Christmas Story 24/7 every Holiday season, too. They're just playing Home Alone especially much this year because it's the 25th anniversary
>>62942635
RIP Rye Gerhardt
>>62942854
but i like christmas story better
>>62942798
Were you retarded?
>>62942605
That's offensive to trans people then.
I'm triggered.
>>62942798
>I was so little I thought Kevin's name was "Home Alone"
holy fucking shit. were you retarded?
>>62942798
you thought the kids name was home alone? kill yourself. you have the literal form of aspergers.
>>62943228
You're not triggered nor is it offensive. Please go back to reddit with ironic anti-SJW memespeak
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>>62943302
Leave him alone faggots, I thought the same thing
>>62943354
>>62942798
samefag cancer.
>>62943187
>>62943231
>>62943302
>were you retarded?
No, just a toddler
>>62942798
>"Hi, is this Mr. Alone's house? Uhhhh, yeah, I'm his son, Home..."
>>62943424
as many times as kevin's name is said in the movie, you'd have to be retarded.
>>62943455
it was the first movie I'd ever seen that I was actually sort-of able to follow. I had only just learned how to talk. You were that stupid too, once, you just can't even remember that far back.
>>62943565
Don't worry, when I was little I genuinely thought the only person that's on tv or movies that's an actual real life person was Chuck Norris. Not even kidding. I think it has something to do with my grandpa getting an autograph from him around that time
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>>62943231
>>62943187
>all these replies
have you guys never heard the expression that retarded person has the intelligence of an x-year-old child? This is what they mean by that. The difference between a kid acting dumb and a retard acting dumb is that the kid is going to grow more intelligent every day, while the retard will stay the same.
>>62942325
That's a boy in a wig
>>62942676
>are you autistic?
>>62942858
Really?!
