That's RIGHT Susan
rlm t h r e a d
new wheel of the worst when
>>62940461
>when
never
Best RLM video incoming
>>62940518
They need to make more videos of just Mike and Rich. They have a real chemistry.
>new anything when
FT For You
RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.
They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
>you will never be their bro
why even live
Literally never.
Enjoy your Pre-Rec
>yfw tards literally donated hundreds of dollars to them in the last stream in addition to their monthly subscription
Actual economic kuks.
How do we fix Rich Evans?
WHERE THE FUCK IS JESSI
I MISS THAT BITCH
;_;
It has been 3 weeks since their last real content.
They're just enjoying their patreonbux these days, zero productivity.
>>62941618
I'm gonna reserve judgement till Space Cop is out. If their productivity remains as it is after it's released then they've gone full Jew.
>>62941665
When does that even come out?
>>62940518
>not the Jack & Jill review
>>62941179
>not Gillian
youre just plain wrong anon
>>62941665
Prior to Halloween they put out that video saying Space Cop was done. All they're doing now is waiting on Blu-ray/DVD manufacturers to ship them the movie in physical form.
So really they're doing jack shit now other than editing that Max Landis video they taped earlier this week.
>>62941992
So they're editing? Which means they're doing something. How is that lazy?
>>62941992
That Max Landis video is going to be so uncomfortable.
>>62942095
Hopefully!
>>62940730
More Mike and Rich predict shit? I would be okay with that.
>>62942095
Perfect, it'll match the tone of literally EVERYTHING THEY'VE MADE.
>>62941121
Rich is like the one that needs the least fixing.
>Jay
* closet homosexual in denial
* wishes he could be a Star Trek nerd like Mike and Rich
* watches nothing but depressing, horrible movies about human suffering and likes them
>>62942196
Nice projections, bro.
>>62942196
>I'm too dumb to realize I am constantly being manipulated by editing
>>62941098
>Enjoy your Pre-Rec
thanks I will
>>62942123
They should do a video where they predict what their lives will be like in 20 years. I mean, they can't make these videos forever. Right?
What's next for Jay after Space Cop?
>>62942486
Will you still be trying to make yourself feel better about your pathetic life by shitposting on /tv/ about people more liked and more successful than you in 20 years?
>>62942486
mike will soon drink himself to death, jay will go to hollywood and make mildly successful borderline experimental films, rich will make a dozen babies with jessi and they will all have his laugh. RLM content will be entirely produced by rich evans and the aidsman, also in a few years by AIDS' kids and their redditor friends from high school
screencap this
>>62942075
It means its the first thing they've done in a month. A month where they're leeching $13k a month from their gullible fans.
>>62941693
december
>>62941783
>gillian
not even once
>>62942514
I didn't say that to be mean. I'm actually curious about it. I mean, what does happen to aging YouTube personalities?
>>62942600
you just know she's a kinky slut
>>62942604
Well most of them have no real world skills but Mike and Jay were running their own production business before they became e-cel bs so many I'm sure they'll continue to do production work after as well
>>62942604
Youtube has only been around for about 10 years. Not many examples of has-been Youtube celebs yet. We'll find out in another 10-20 years.
>>62942646
What will become of Rich?
>>62942643
>ywn fondle jay's ripped pectorals
Will RLM experience something similar to the 200k?
>>62942743
they're not that dumb
>>62940518
It's like when Kramer and George had scenes together. I love it.
>>62942743
No because they're not incompetent retards.
>>62942743
Space Cop's debut is their undoing.
When their Patreon supporting fans find out exactly what they've been supporting for the year couple years they'll tear into RLM like zombies. Ripping all the mounds of fat off Rich Evans's bones.
>>62942981
>Ripping all the mounds of fat off Rich Evans's bone
OHMAHGAAAAAAD
Ripping all the mounds of fat off Rich Evans's bone
>>62942981
Not a single person has been donating to them because of Space Cop. You must be fucking retarded if you actually believe that.
>>62943012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_iai3d5WjE
>>62943014
Even if they don't support for that purpose that's what their money has been going to. Once they see that final product it will spell the end.
>>62942981
Surely, nobody is expecting it to be any good, right?
>>62943047
>Muh e-celeb drama!
Why are you pathetic fucks so fixated on Internet personalities being failures? Your jealousy and attempts to try and make yourself feel better about your worthless lives is pretty transparent.
What we will see in Space Cop:
+ Kurlan naiskos
+ My back hurt joke
+ Rich OMGing
+ Underplaying for comedic effect
+ Random edgy jokes
>>62943124
Why are you fixated on us pathetic fucks?
>>62943132
>Underplaying for comedic effect
The fuck does this even mean?
>>62941618
>They're just enjoying their patreonbux these days, zero productivity.
Yeah it's not like they're on the verge of releasing a feature-length movie or anything.
>>62943179
They put out a lot of content in October. Now they e wrapped Space Cop and maybe wanted to take a small break. We know they've shot two videos this last week so they'll be back to normal soon. Doesn't matter how much material they produce though.../tv/ will still call them lazy.
>>62943179
like they have been for the past 12 years sure
any day now
just keep on throwing those patreonbux at the screen :^)
>>62943230
Also even if Space Cop is completed, there's still presumably going to be a lot of admin involved in organising the physical and online distribution. It's a much bigger deal than just sticking a completed video up on youtube.
>>62943252
Alright I'm convinced there is just one samefag treating Space Cop like its some sort of scam. You have to be literally autistic to think that their Patreon supporters are giving them money for Space Cop. Even if it turns out to be the worst movie ever, their Patreon amount will not be affected at all.
>>62943295
/tv/ is no place to be realistic and reasonable.
>>62943252
They've been quite open about the fact that they've had to film Space Cop in small pieces at a time in order to keep up with their commitments to hitb and botw (which they need to put out fairly regularly to make their business a viable operation). Last month they said that the movie has been completed, which they have never claimed to be the case before, and it'll probably be out before the end of the year. Feel free to come back and gloat if it isn't.
These guys baffle me. They can be so funny when they're discussing a terrible movie. But their scripted stuff is eye-rollingly bad. I just watched the trailer for Space Cop and it looks dreadful. Having a guy turn around and walk into a wall? Really?
>>62943483
Why even bother trying to talk reasonably to the faggots that obsessed with Patreon "scams" and e-celeb "drama?" Just ignore them.
>>62943503
you don't get it
it's supposed to be bad!!!! :D
>>62943503
>But their scripted stuff is eye-rollingly bad.
The Plinkett reviews are scripted and they're great. I think the main issue is that none of the other guys really have comic chops to rival Mike's.
>>62943503
Oh, and I'm so sick of them doing that thing where they awkwardly handle a DVD box or something and then just toss it on the floor.
>>62943503
When you say scripted stuff, are you just referring to their Half in the Bag skits or have you actually seen their previous features? They're two pretty different things. Obviously with the online skits, they're just screwing around. Their features are well written for what they are. They're certainly not "bad on purpose" like dumbasses here claim they are.
>>62943550
Yes, the Plinkett reviews are good. I'm talking about the stuff they do before reviewing a movie. They should just cut that shit out because it's so painfully unfunny.
>>62943539
Why do some of you faggots even watch their stuff if all you do is complain about it? It's not like Channel Awesome videos, where they're SO bad it's kind of fascinating.
>>62943621
I like to listen to them talk about movies.
is it true that Race Cop is a shot-for-shot remake of Triumph of the Will?
>>62943577
I'm referring to their Half in the Bag skits. I haven't seen any of their movies. And after watching the Space Cop trailer, I really don't want to.
Hey does anyone know what the piece of music is that plays at the start of this video? It's pretty nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXJiSZhA5cg
New fucking anything when?
>>62943868
They're editing a new BOTW and a Max Landis interview right now.
>>62943844
HAHAHAHA
LE SCIENCE MAN XD
BECAUSE MAN WITH LABCOAT WHO EXPLAINS STUFF IS A LE TROPE
>>62943539
But they've said themselves that for a bad movie to be so-bad-it's-good the filmmaker(s) have to have been sincere.
>>62943902
HAHAHA KEK TYPING IN ALL CAPS = VALID CRITICISM
>>62943920
except when they do it themselves, they get a free pass because reasons
>>62943920
What does that have to do with goofy skits on a web video? If you e actually seen any of their features, they're not trying to be intentionally bad, despite how often some retard here spams it. They're smart enough to know you can sustain a whole movie with that.
>>62943902
jesus, calm down sperg
you'll hurt yourself
>>62943970
I was just replying to that guy who said Space Cop is supposed to be bad.
>>62944011
By using unrelated examples from their web videos as an example?
>>62944069
When did I do that?
>>62944305
2
>>62944305
Whatever happened to the Grabowskis wife?
Why is Mike so reluctant to review this movie? Is it really that bad?
>>62944505
They did review it.
>>62944305
Always 3
>>62944531
When?
Are we getting another one until new SW?
>>62944546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL34C1F26D03F5F9B8&v=9_imbu9jmAo
>>62944546
http://youtu.be/9_imbu9jmAo
>>62944305
the hottest one was the girl with the glasses from the ghost investigator episode.
>>62944582
>>62944602
Oh, thanks!
>>62941098
don't forget that they literally(!) bought Rich's new PC.
Rich then went for a extreme shitty but overpriced self-built pc with a dumb parts combination instead of the recommendations of the watchers. They basically sent them pc part picker list to make it as easy as possible for them.
>>62944644
I mean, thanks >>62944584
>>62944647
Okay. So?
>Mike thinks the black guy stole the lightsaber
Dat racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5TPNcXxiK0
How did they land a Hollywood bigshot like Max Landis?
>>62944770
>grasping this desperately at straws to conform Mike to an imaginary maymay version of himself
Just fuck off.
>>62944897
>imaginary
>>62942095
Mark my word RLM are going to suck each other's dicks and not even mention any feuds in the past. RLM are probably going to sit through Landis acting like the arrogant rich kid that he is and pretend to find his jokes funny.
>>62945020
Again, fuck off with your unfunny ancient memes.
>>62945052
They'll be civil to him because they're not retarded sociopaths. They're not going to pretend to like American Ultra now or anything because they're already on record as saying it was shit.
>>62943047
Like how Feeding Frenzy was their end?
>>62945052
I heard Max Landis on a podcast before. They'll be lucky to get a word in edge-wise.
>>62945118
Aside from the Plinkett reviews going viral, they didn't have nearly the hardcore fanbase for their other projects back then that they do now. Half in the Bag didn't even exist yet when that movie came out.
>>62945231
Oh so they didn't have fans and released a movie - not their death. Now they have fans and they release a movie - their death. What?
>>62945290
I didn't say it would be there death. You do know there's more than one person in this thread right?
Jessi is dead, buried in Rich's backyard, isn't she?
>>62944305
fat jessi>regular jessi
>watching RedditLetterMedia
kill yourselves
>>62945430
You can hear her laughing in some videos.
>>62941009
I dont think any of them are as full of themselves as you make them out to be
they seem to be light-hearted wish to be comedians that just make joke movies for fun
>>62945522
Yeah, videos from almost a year ago.
>>62945430
She's still with them.
She probably just doesn't go on camera anymore because of the autistic fanbase that talks about what her armpits taste like in the comments
>>62945535
It's pasta, anon.
>>62945590
What do they taste like?
>be me
>watch RLM videos when new ones are released
>usually enjoy them
>move on with my day when done watching
>don't obsess over their personal lives or analyze every comment they make
Feels pretty good desu
When are they reviewing Sicario? They reviewed both Enemy and Prisoners if I recall correctly
>>62944305
6
>>62945641
They also reviewed the first Hunger Games movie but none of the sequels.
>>62944582
>>62944584
That was great! Can you suggest some more like this?
>>62945636
Well, la-di-da! Must be nice.
>>62945683
Literally any other video RLM has produced.
These guys are even funnier than real reviewers. Anyone else upvote their videos every time they make a new one?
>>62945664
>"If I wanted to see Mockingjay, I'd show you a mirror... because you are ugly"
>>62945340
>You do know there's more than one person in this thread right
RLM whiteknights generally operate under the assumption that all dissenting voices cannot possibly come from more than oner person. it helps them sleep at night i guess
>>62945636
>not obssessing over RLM
Get out of this thread you fat fucking faggot
>>62942307
>I'm greentexting lol
>>62944647
Parts list?
>>62945725
I mean, videos where they discuss bad movies. I've already seen all of the Best of the Worst videos. And I've seen the one where they talk about Flyin' Ryan. Are there any others?
>>62945636
FUCKING NORMALFAG
>>62946236
Jack and Jill
>>62946102
>mike will never release the unedited footage
;_;
>>62942600
top tier milf mode incoming
>>62946304
Seen that one, too. But thanks for reminding me. I think I'll watch it again.
>>62944305
2
>>62944305
I'd give anything to watch Mike fuck Jessi in that bee costume.
>>62946356
Or you could just google her and look at all her naked pictures and videos there... but ok
Best review incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IE_B3VK1mQ
>>62943036
You fucking asshole, OP.
>>62947267
Oh shit I remember skipping this because I had not yet watched magnum opus Movie 43
>>62945636
This
>>62945636
aidsmoby apologizer detected
>>62947423
Autist detected
>>62947267
>That ending
Holy shit, what a great delivery
>>62947296
"no."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84o2MEz_EA
>>62947620
Yeah it's one of the very rare moments where Jay actually manages to out-funny Mike.
>>62946102
http://www.freeones.com/html/s_links/Sara_Orlando/
>>62942543
screencapped
>>62944584
>mike genuinely believes in ghosts and supernatural stuff
all credibility lost, what a fucktard
>>62948243
At least Jay doesn't pretend it isn't stupid
ITS BEEN 3 WEEKS
Is the next video the one with landis? Any patreons know what they posted on patreon recently?
>>62948243
He probably saw the ghosts of a few of his victims.
>>62949487
They're editing the Landis BOTW and interview with him right now.
>>62944305
4
>>62943174
Pretending they cannot act. They do it all the time
FUCK you fucking asshole I thought this was a new episode thread.
>>62949622
It was posted 3 days ago, so hopefully it will be up soon
>>62944305
Nadine, always, always Nadine.
>>62941179
>WHERE THE FUCK IS JESSI
She decided to not be in front of the camera anymore because some creep sent them a disturbing package in the mail.
>>62950255
You're mixing up the lore, anon. Jay is the one that received a creepy package.
>>62950415
>Jay is the one that received a package
i don't doubt it
>>62950415
What was it?
>>62951217
Nobody knows.
