New SNL with Matthew McConaughey and Adele in about an hour, get in here.
I only watch SNL for Trump
>>62928600
snl is complete shit now
no thanks, ill be watching batman reruns
Alright alright alright
>>62928702
Last week with Elizabeth Banks was pretty good.
>>62928702
I like live tv, cause it usually sucks
>ANOTHER straight cisgendered white male
omg like can we not? And the next episodes are Ryan Gosling and Chris Hemsworth. I just can't.
>>62928822
Damn I fucked up, they wouldn't say 'omg'
Or would they?
>>62928600
when did Adele got hot?
You people still watch this bullshit, lol.
I was wondering when Adele would be on.
>>62928726
it's not even about the guests, I used to watch every weekend without knowing who some of them were.
it's about the cast, fuckdamn the cast is a fucking joke
>>62928702
Haha yeah I wish it was like the good old days!
HELLO FROM THE OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
>>62928866
>hot
Standards, anon.
Standards.
>>62928600
who do you think will leave the cast next and when will it be?
>>62929066
HIGH TEST, kill yourself low test beat c uck
>>62929228
what a bag of dicks
that lesbo in the middle though, diamonds
how long til this shit starts?
>>62929456
Half an hour
>I wish it was like it used to be
Said everyone for the last 35 years.
i just want to see bayer
stream?
Heh. More like A-whale. Heh.
>>62929741
it got downhill pretty fast once tina, hader and all of them left
>>62929987
just turn on your goddamn tv to nbc
I'm looking to smoke a bowl and get comfy. Should I watch SNL?
UPCOMING EPISODES
11/28: No new episode
12/5: Ryan Gosling
12/12: Chris Hemsworth
12/19: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (first SNL co-hosts since 2004)
drunk uncle got cleaned up
First for high school chicks
>>62929228
so many dindus
>>62929918
She's so underrated tbqh
>>62930210
If you like shitposting with your /tv/ brehs and watching qt actresses then yea, do it
Schultz, talk about a Jew meme
DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO
>>62930218
>12/19: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler (first SNL co-hosts since 2004)
Oh shit.
O FUCKING K. THERE IS PLENTY OF HEADS UP. PLEASE SCREENCAP THE CORRECTIONS AT THE END. PLEASE GOD.
>lmao republicans
>way overdoing it
>barely any laughs
This show is lucky to still have McKinnon, I swear.
vanessa with that obvious cue card reading
>>62930248
Will there be any since it's the opening?
jay pharaoh conformed for the only black cast member that's actually worth a damn
aww man
the fact checks are usually the funniest part of the skit
Wheres rust?
>>62930268
Welp guess not.
>>62930218
ill see you guys on the 5th to see the human bean being autistic
has he been on before?
>>62930231
shes annoying and has rat teeth
NO LIST BOO
>no corrected facts joke list
Lazy writers
doesn't Darrel Hammond do the voice over now? Goddamn put some effort into it, he just mumbles his way through I cant even hear it
>>62930223
A L R I G H T
L
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A L R I G H T
>>62930317
It's almost always the best part of that sketch.
>>62930323
Doesn't sound like him tonight. I could be wrong.
okay okay okay
>That beer belly
>>62928600
hey could you explain to me what exactly snl is?
i've read a lot of stories about comedians getting their start in snl but also there are a lot of celebrities there. what exactly is the concept of this show?
>>62930309
You're annoying and have rat teeth
Adele is HT af I would cram my dick so far uha
boring story time... zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>62930361
Looks cute
>>62930369
sketch comedy show
>>62930374
Be happy it's not another singing monologue
Hm, Family Guy's impersonation of him is pretty spot on.
I GET OLDER THEY STAY THE SAME AGE. hes still got it FLAT CIRCLE
>>62930374
you people can't be satisfied
>musical monologues suck
>stand-up comedy sets suck
>anecdotes suck
what the fuck do you want from a monologue?
hard mode: don't tell me what you DON'T want, tell me what you DO want
>>62930369
goggle it you third world country scum
holy shit that suit
triggered
>>62930402
I hope they have some true detective sketches
Streams?
>>62930374
he tells great stories but theyre always just a tiny bit wordy
Pretty sure I've heard him tell this story before
>>62930422
>what the fuck do you want from a monologue?
comedy
>no singing monologue
that's new and Im already satisfied
>bf
THANKS JEWS
Lel
>>62930440
He has told it before on Fresh Air at least, probably other shows too.
>>62930447
sorry but you're going to have to be more specific and not a cynical faggot
this is a really bad sketch
are the dumb women doing another music sketch?
>>62930369
It's a sketch comedy show created by a canuck, Lorne Michaels, in the late 70s. The show gets a cast of some comedians who give their time to the show, and every week, a guest comes and hosts the show. A general cast lasts about 5-10 years, and then they move on to TV/movie/whatever.
Do you think Cecily dates blanks?
man adeles a pretty good actor in this sketch
kate and mm OTP
>Hello is it me you're looking for?
>>62930476
Its so true, though. My mom is OBSESSED with this song.
She's not even that good of a singer. Those crackers are getting wound up over nothing.
this sketch sucks
>>62930463
>>62930440
yeap. And kimmel
Is this a commedy show?
>>62928822
i can't even right now
literally having a _______
>the whole sketch is an advertisement for an album
>>62930500
I knew it existed, but I managed to avoid it until now.
boo, not in the same time zone
>>62930521
theoretically, yes
of course they dont show any elitist liberal retards as an example of annoying family
WHEN THE SKYFALLLLLLS
I can't listen to adele because I cry at every fucking song.
can't wait to hear her tonight.
>>62930500
Well, look who decided to drop in. You said about watching with your mom? Come on, how old are you?
matty you're so cute it's just not fair
>>62930513
Nah, the "why do your friends rial up the police" line was funny
That sketch was awful
>people lip syncing XDXDXDXD lol don't you just love Adele lmao relatable boy thanksgiving can get AWKWARD right?
Why do black commercials have black announcers?
>>62930536
WHEN THE PIE FALLS
COOKIE CRUMBLES
THE FRIES WILL STAND TALL
WE'LL EAT THEM ALLLLLLL TOGETHER!
wait so that was the new adele song. winehouse rollin in her grave right now. she used to be a ripoff, what is this new shit. fat power ballads?
>>62930369
live sketch comedy show that's been on since the 1970s. Lots of actors, writers and comedians get a start there because its sort of like a boot camp with a lot of recognition
>>62930557
Winehouse didn't die, Adele ate her.
>>62930536
Moonpie raker
Goldenfry
>>62930552
white announcers be raycis
>>62930557
Winehouse rollin' in the deep.
They already did a lip-syncing to Adele skit.
sometimes i wonder why half the people in these threads actually watch the show
>REEEEEEE BANKS THE MOVIE
it looks so bad.
>>62928845
Next time replace it with an "ugh".
>band sketch
"Wrote a song about it..."
>>62930402
Did anyone else quit watching True Detective after 3 episodes?
I want Kyle Mooney to die
what year did SNL officially become irrelevant?
>>62930440
Even if he's told it before at least it's something different from the lame overly self referential jokes and songs usual written for them
DIDN'T THIS DO THIS HORRIBLE SKETCH WITH TRUMP?
IT WAS A DISASTER WAHT THE FUCK
>>62930591
so do we
>>62930590
>that Nasim picture in the bottom left
hmmmm...
>all these black people
>the city of snl
God, Mooney sucks
>>62930633
SNL will never be irrelevant, the only question is how mad that makes you
>>62930633
probably when will ferrel left
>>62930632
I used to think you were annoying but I'm starting to agree with you
FUCK KYLE MOONEY
>>62930591 drunk and can't drive. plus no friends.
>dude white people problems LMAO
His name is actually Jamal.
Is this top-tier meming?
>#whitepeopleproblems: the sketch
by the way, what is Matty promoting?
>>62930632
>>62930648
>>62930658
I AM VERY GLAD THAT I AM FINALLY RECRUITING PEOPLE TO MY "KYLE MOONEY SHOULD BE UNEMPLOYED OR DEAD" CAUSE
IT IS A JUST AND RIGHTEOUS CAUSE
I am black? Ahhhh, shieeet
>>62930683
theres a new tranny oscarbait movie with eddie redmayne
Well, that sucked.
>kyle mooney ruins this sketch
Yet again
fuck you kyle mooney
>Leon Bridges
literally fucking who
>>62930683
Interstellar
Damn, is that jizzele?
>>62930640
This is nothing like that sketch other there being a band
>>62930633
id honestly argue this generations, past ones could be hit and miss but this one tries way to hard to connect with kids and social media and looses focus on putting together a proper sketch
Do you faggots still seriously watch this garbage?
>goose gets on stage
>stands there for 3 minutes
>...I host
>nightcall starts playing
>>62930710
This.
Should have given those lines to Jay.
>>62930683
Sea of Trees? I do want to see it.
>>62930734
Shut the fuck up and get with the shitposting
>>62930712
He's got some good tunes- look him up senpai
The fuck is going on this week? No fact checking in the Fox & Friends sketch, opening is just a story we've all heard before, Adele sketch was okay at best, and the blues one was DOA. Compared to last week this is a disaster so far.
>Leon Bridges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTrKkqE9p1o
why do they try so hard to push white guilt and dindu nuffins, then completely undermine that and build off of black stereotypes
>>62929228
What's that guy in the top middle
like what is he
>>62930712
He's actually super talented
are my teeth not long enough? can you get teeth extensions?
>>62930729
Colin Jost becoming the head writer is when they reached new lows with that. I know he isn't the head writer anymore but apparently the new ones do the same shit
>>62930782
because they insult everyone despite beliefs otherwise
Clearly its the first guy.
holy shit this sketch bombing already
>>62930729
this.
comedy feels too tryhard and their writing is utter shit
man adeles so talented they keep using in her sketches
>no Mooney in this skit
It is great already
>>62929228
Probably bobby. He seems to have a lot going on outside of snl.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE /TV/?
prove you're not a plastic man
We need some true detective MEME in this thread
>I just came here for my files, Marty
>Cecily's thighs hiding behind that podium
>>62930782
It's less pushing an agenda and more shitty, unoriginal writing
i think this sketch is actually funny
I too like milk.
>some one wrote this sketch
>some one signed off on this sketch
>people agreed to be in this sketch
>some one put this sketch on the air
>people are watching this sketch
wheres the humor
> like a real sunglasses guy
who me?
THIS IS SO BAD
WHEN DO WE GET LARRY DAVID BACK DOING HIS WACKY IMPRESSION
GOD FUCK THIS KYLE MOONEY AWKWARD TIER COMEDY
>>62930865
Good premise
i just want him to say MURPH. just once
Smith Comma John
Does he have a chubby?
Is Matty fat for a movie role again?
can we gif his dance?
he looks and sounds like an autistic kid
HOW INCONSIDERATE
This is okay it's kinda like a less funny version of that grow a guy sketch from late last season
AUDITIONS
OMG
FUCKING JJ
its Jew Jew Abraham
J J
J
SUDDENLY ABRHAMS OUT OF NOWHERE
JEW!
>>62930873
obviously you're not a real sunglasses guy
this is a dumpster fire
DAISY
These screen actor audition sketches are lazy but I'm a sucker for them
Hader's Alan Alda used to fucking kill me
John Mayer isn't still a thing... right?
RIBBIT
based emma
man super mainstream impressions, who?
oh fuck there are real celebs here
That was actually Emma Stone, right?
OH SHIT REAL EMMA OUT OF NOWHERE
so that black guy that you guys all hate is british?
KEK GEORGE
BASED EMMA
Damn that's a good Boyega impression, Jay pharoah is great
can we get george lucas doing drunk uncle, screencap this
IT'S MICHEAL BUBBLE AND THE HAMM MAN
Why the fuck would they put Michael Buble in this sketch
Fuck Jon Hamm in star wars would be fucking killer
BASED HAMM
Wow, lotta cameos.
>all these cameos
THANK YOU BASED HAMM
Is Hamm living in SNL?
PERFECT klingon
I love Jon Hamm.
No homo.
JON HAMM
>>62930976
Bubble got daisy wet there.
Who's Daisy Whatever?
they should have ended that fake man sketch by saying the guy was retarded and it was the other ones that were fake
#HAMMFORHAN
John Boyega is honestly /tv/ as fuck
reference humour!
>Leslie as Worf
Wow, easily her most apt impression
>>62929228
obviously not kenan
>>62930982
Sure, for JJ. Who's gonna say "no, I'm busy."
>2015
>not eating john hamm's john ham
>mfw hamm solo
>Leslie Jones closes a sketch by being irate about something
Such range
>>62931002
The literally who new star wars heroine
>>62928600
Anons, you are so fucking gay. Holy shit. Or something along those lines. Meanness for no reason (y)
>>62931003
that would probably offend people
Is Daisy Ridley related to Ridley Scott?
Mmmmm... Eva Longoria...
Daisy is pretty cute, just realzing now
would you have sex with adele?
ADELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE
TIME TO CRY ;_;
George Lucas parts slayed me
a very heavy performance coming up next
>>62931044
No, she's related to Ripley from Alien movies.
It makes sense if you think about it.
who hype for aidy bryants first solo?
>>62931044
I know you're kidding, but her great-uncle was a very famous British playwright
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Ridley
>>62931059
hold it together lad
>>62931055
She looks better in motion than in still pictures.
>>62931044
I thought she was related to Daisy Fuentes?
>>62931056
ick nope
Wow, somehow that was almost entirely bad.
Reminder that the original SNL Stars Wars screen test is still played today
>>62931059
I'm not drunk enough for this!
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE
what the fuck wrong with her face?
I'm so used to rich evans george lucas, but will sasso's geroge lucas is fucking amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_iSQ65ZDAE
HELLO IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
Hello, eras me tu tas buscando?
>>62931095
>that poor nosejob
she lost weight
>>62931095
no idea
Damn, she's downsized a couple of whale species.
Adele is too young for this song, desu
>>62931095
Nothing, she's a qt
tearing the fuck up senpai
god damn can she sing
>>62931102
>>62931109
America in a nuit shell
who wrote this song? it would be fun to karaoke
Wow Adele's a pretty hot MILF
>look her up on wiki
>she's only 27
oh...
