what do you drink while watching movies?
>>62926641
Beer or water
>>62926779
>water
low IQ detected
>>62926795
Fat fuck detected
>>62926845
>5'2'' 375lb
>fat
fuck off
>>62926641
>tfw you will never know what is was like to drink with a giant
>>62926641
gin and tonic or beer
>>62927531
>he sits at home drinking scrumpy
alri 15 year old
>>62926641
>implying I have time to drink or eat while engrossed in pure cinema
If a movie sucks, will alcohol make it better?
>>62927776
why do people ask these kinds of questions?
alcohol makes literally every single activity better
apple or orange juice
>>62926795
>drinking anything but water
holy fuck, fat whale spotted
>>62926641
lol, what is wrong with your hands??
>>62927798
found the drunken slob.
>>62927827
>not drinking booze of some kind
child detected
Anyone else watching Mad Max tonight?
>>62927798
>every activity
Brain surgery.
>>62927860
manlets, when will they learn.
>>62927868
>doesn't understand that you can have a couple of drinks with a movie to improve the night without getting drunk and out of sorts
seriously how old are you?
>>62926641
If I drink alcohol I'm only going to watch movies I've seen at least once before. It's pointless to watch something new when drunk
If you're stoned however it's the other way around
>>62927903
heheh, your dick must look tiny as fuck
>>62926641
>>62927608
lol what the fuck is this?
>pass the controller bro
>>62927776
No. It will just make you groggy and more likely to fall asleep during the movie.
>>62927954
dicklets, when will they learn?
>>62927988
have you guys ever drank before? you all sound like you have no idea how to handle alcohol or drink socially. oh wait, I forgot where I was for a second, of course you don't know how to do those things.
>>62926641
bong water
>>62927921
keep on making excuses for being a drunk
>well i dont drank THAT much
>needs a drink to do anything
>>62926641
>those hands
>those fingers
Every keystroke is the "any key".
>>62928101
you faggots should read up on Andre The Giant and his drinking habits, it would actually make an awsome movie too,hard to recast Andre though I guess.
>>62927970
>not knowing Andre the Giant
him on the right btw
>>62928155
>>62928179
That can't be andre the giant.
Pic is too recent.
He's been dead for years.
If it's a kiño I chug a handle of jose cuervo
If it's just cinéma or a fïlm I drink a whole russian standard
is this a reddit meem?
>>62928155
>>62928179
>ywn drink with The Greatest Drunk on Earth
feels extremely bad
>>62928253
>kiño, cinéma, fïlm
triggered so fucking hard
>>62928155
>>62928179
no way OP is Andre.
Bud Light did not have that can and he did not have a fucking smart phone to take that kind of picture.
>>62928294
might last about an hour at best and just hope he was a friendly drunk,he mainly just drank for the pain which is sad but he sure seemed hapy enough.
>>62926641
Whatever I have, Prefer mixed drinks though, generally vodka mixed with whatever juice or soda
If im at home ill drink a white russian.
perfect drink to drink and chill around the house.
Drinking soda? Really? Ah no thank you. Water for me and my lady.
You see I'm an adult. The Beatles on record. Reading the 48 Laws of Power by my fireplace. Would you care to ask me how frequently I consume soda? Well go ahead, I've got time. Ask me. ... Glad you asked.
Short answer: never.
Disciplined answer: Haven't touched any of that garbage in months. Probably wouldn't even be able to eat it now. I'm actually going through a lawsuit to get my local grocery store to reduce their soda inventory. It's going well. I can't stand children who can still manage to drink that trash. Actually cut all of my old friends off who still do. Why go through all of this trouble you ask?
3 words. 2 concepts.
Discipline.
Mental toughness.
This is why friend. This is why.
>>62926641
>>62927608
What the fuck is wrong with your hand you fat fuck
Are you a fucking giant?
>>62928455
So did Robin Williams.
>>62926641
If you were to smack someone it would be an automatic attempted murder charge.
>>62928731
>Drinking soda
As opposed to baking soda?
>>62928731
>this isn't pasta
>>62928821
>>62928781
second hand is Andre
>>62928781
he's the guy they built the original Xbox controller for
MILKSHAKE!
>>62928871
It is, it's from /fit/ and originally pertained to creamer in coffee. Variations include hot showers and milk, amongst others.
>>62927919
is that frozen coke
>>62929075
>>62929110
Fuck off
Who are you even? Literally who?
>>62926641
It's this dude
>>62929441
>google is hard
in b4
>merely pretending rused u made?
>>62929486
>>62929501
No i mean literally who are you
fuck. off.
>>62929486
holy shit its poopeye
>>62929535
>>62929535
Hover hand
>>62929486
>her face
Who needs BBC?
stevia soda
>>62929558
>>62929535
>>62929486
>>62927919
>>62929436
>mfw eurokeks haven't tasted a Iced Capp
>>62929536
simply anonymous.
>>62929560
>that hand
>hovering
PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!
>>62929636
you couldnt let me have one moment were i felt like i was part of the unfolding memetastic conversation, COULD YOU?
>>62929486
Routine?
>>62927012
...I... uh...
>>62929708
I'm a man of science, sorry.
>>62929708
l2meme