Make your three wishes.
>>62925636
>mfw read it in his voice
I wish I didn't have three wishes.
I wish for you to leave me alone
Top horror villain
>>62925636
Silly Sheev, you're not a genie, you can't make wishes come true.
I wish to die a gruesome and ironic death.
WHAT NOW
I wish I had all of your powers with none of your limitations and you couldn't fuck me over in any way, shape, or form.
No more sand
i wish /tv/ pre 2013 would come back
i wish everyone that started posting here after december 2012 left
i wish star shit was banned
>>62925963
all the people who've posted things you don't like are banned.
This includes you.
>>62925636
I wish for a billion dollars
I wish for Tatiana Maslany and Rashida Jones to fall deeply and irrevocably in love with me and each other
I wish for OP to grow tastebuds in his anus
>>62925989
>tfw you found the 2013+ poster
>tfw hes upset
>tfw he will now try to pretend he isn't
>>62926027
>you can't prove me wrong cuz i inb4'd u
ebin
I wish for answers.
1. Should I watch this film (was it good)?
2. Is it a horror in the traditional sense (blood, gore, jump scares, tense moments with violins playing in the backgrounds) or just dark (in the style of Pan's Labyrinth)?
The concept looks really interesting, but I hate all that horror stuff. I'm looking for more dark + mature stuff like Pan's Lab. Thanks in advance.
>>62926101
Your welcome.
>>62926137
:^)
1. I wish that my next two wishes would be interpreted with my intent, and with no secondary motive from you.
2. Make me omnipotent, or take me as close as your wish granting can get me to it
3. Go back into your stone forever
>His face when
Fuck this whole series. I would walk away from this sandnigger and keep my mouth shut.
>>62925636
Bitches
Money
Super strength
>>62926438
Nice
give me the power to grant wishes to myself
kill yourself
WISH-ESSSS
>>62925790
He leaves you stranded on an island
>>62926438
You grow incredibly bored because life holds no challenge whatsoever now
Fuck me in the ass to death.
THREE TIMES!Balls in your court, joker.
>>62925790
Alone in the middle of the pacific
>>62925827
Die your sleep
>>62926017
You have a billion dollars accidentally transfered to you, and it's taken back. They love you but they love each other more.
>>62926438
1. Lol ok
2. You are omnipotent for a few seconds but you explode because your human body can't handle it.
3. He can't grant that wish
I wish I could fuck your mum as much as I want whenever I want with no consequences.
I'll wait indefinitely to do my next two wishes.
>>62927141
>He can't grant that wish
bullshit cop out, embarrassing. he should be ashamed of himself.
>>62927177
You fuck his mom at an inopportune time and you both die horribly
>>62927233
Thats the only other rule he has. You can however wish to go back before the moment he was released.
>>62927304
I didn't get my other two wishes.
You didn't honor the deal.
You die.
I wish someone would hug me and tell me they loved me. That's all.
>>62927141
>2. You are omnipotent for a few seconds but you explode because your human body can't handle it.
You dont know what omnipotence means
>>62927379
You end up in prison with a diehard criminal as your cell mate.
Every night before he brutally rapes you, he hugs you and whispers in your ear, "I love you".
>>62927372
Retcon
You and the mom are stuck in the lamp fucking until you make your two wishes
>>62925636
i wish op wasnt drunk when he made this thread
>>62927440
I'm fine with that.
I hope the Wishmaster's fine with that.
>>62927388
You said as close as I can get you to it, also you never said to keep you omnipotent.
>>62925636
I wish to have the definitive answer to the question of how does an orc know what a menu is?
>>62926852
What happened to this guy?
>>62927516
I also said "with my intent"
It's not my intent to blow up.
>>62927488
I've decided to make my second wish.
I wish that the Wishmaster was forced to watch but never to interfere with my his mom fucking. Whenever I attempt to make eye contact he must make eye contact with me no matter the positioning.
1. Say hello
2. Say nice to meet you
3. Say goodbye
>>62927516
first off Im not that guy >>62927565
second you cant make someone omnipotent at all and then do anything to them. Once they are omnipotent their will is law. So any intention you had, or any negative natural side effects it has dont mean shit, because an omnipotent being will instantly know about it and just will it to be not that way.
>>62926921
1. your mum appears
2. here have three fiddy
3. you have so much strength you destroy your dick while masturbating
>>62927565
You didn't state that you didn't want to get blown up. I can't interpret your intent.
>>62927642
Don't make the wish then.
You die as you cannot honor your deals.
>>62927578
>my his mom fucking
>my his
Ok I'll watch you fuck your mother.
>>62927642
You are lacking in common sense, anon
>>62927680
Nice try, but it's clear through the use of articles that I mean his mother, especially since that was the original deal to begin with.
Your attempt to weasel out of your wish ends with your immediate gruesome death.
>>62927620
>>62927669
Butthurt he didn't state his wish correctly
You're dead anyways
>>62927730
literal iq of 80
>>62927730
You die due to not understanding how to grant wishes nor how to read words. He's still omnipotent and I still railed your mom.
GOOD EVENING, WISHMASTER. I would be truly honored to be in your great presence, and I would be doubly humbled by gifting me with such a divine opportunity.
For my first wish, I wish for the opportunity to watch you take a big black double-ended dildo and ram it into your own ass in this very room, right now.
And don't worry about summoning a big black double-ended dildo, I'll get mine out of the closet.
>>62927642
>>62927669
>>62927730
>wishing = srs bsns
lol, you autists
>>62927747
>>62927755
Nigga I'm a Wishmaster, You say something and I'll make it happen one way or another.
>>62927545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvuCGs9iYSk
>>62927545
Window pain
>>62927832
Nigga you are DEAD because you fucked up your own stupid-ass powers.
Stop posting. You lost.
>>62927832
You're clearly not a master of understanding how wishes work
Get dunked on
>>62927821
Ok bb
>>62927821
He possess your body and proceeds to shove the double-dildo in "his" asshole repeatedly.
..both ends.
I think i gonna watch these movies again.
