What should be his next art project /tv/?
One where he gets raped again but this time it's by a man named Spielberg.
killing himself
Re-enact all Even Stevens episodes using mime artists.
suicide
>>62917307
>next
his suicide
>>62917307
How about a video game?
>>62917307
make a really pretentious porno with Megan Fox and have it segue into an action film like Eagle Eye
Recite the Koran in a Mickey Mouse voice.
>>62917348
>>62917367
>>62917394
that would be worthy of praise desu
otherwise he's always be a hack
Directing Michael Bay in an art house movie.
Floating out the ISS airlock into space, broadcasting his blank expression to the whole world until his oxygen tank runs empty.
Blacked
>>62917307
A video of himself watching the video of himself watching all the videos of himself.
>>62917307
Am I the only one who kind of likes him?
He just doesn't give a fuck about anything. He even openly admitted to having a small dick.
Watching JUST DO IT edits for three days.
ISIS beheading
Staring for hours at himself being shown on all the Times square screens
>>62917525
I never hated him. Transformers sequels and Indiana Jones 4 being less than stellar weren't his fault and hell, after his recent Joaquin Phoenix-esque breakdown, I kind of like him more.
>>62917307
D R O P P E D
>>62917697
He recently converted to Christianity bro.
He has renounced his happy merchant ways in favor of real salvation in more ways than one, chosen art and integrity over the easy path of Jewish nepotism in Hollywood.
>>62917778
Give me more details about that.
>>62917450
>>62917778
>underage kid believes religious conversion cancels his jewish heritage
I like him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
>>62917366
this sounds beautiful
cant wait for the velcro wall episode redone on an all black set
Take boat to desert island to film threesome with James Franco and Miley Cyrus, all with GoPros strapped to their head. Boat drops them off. Boat leaves. Boat never comes back.
Heroic attempt to drown in a glass of water.
>>62917697
Shia used to be so hot, what happened?
>>62917697
He one the good ones
>>62917525
>>62917686
I've always liked him, fuck these memeers.
>>62917831
>naive kid believes in the magic jewish genes told by the jewish fairy tales
>shia isnt his personal idol
what are you doing
>>62919004
Who is this Uzi floozy?
>>62919983
IDF poster girl
>>62920385
Who is this aliyah dahlia?
