To catch a predator thread
>inb4 its entrapment and pedophiles are victims
You know the rules, who's streaming?
They're mentally ill and need help.
>>62915578
theyre all on youtube
>>62915593
there are bottom of the barrel social retards and frustrated assblasted betas thrown into that mix as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etjv_CM3Iu4
>>62915593
about 150 grains of 9mm should do the trick
>>62915562
>>62915693
So 4chan general?
>>62915562
>>62915794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLDTUGIi3xM
I always wondered what would happen if they caught some seriously dangerous motherfucker and he went beserk and attacked them. Even more so when you see guys try this on there own for their gay youtube channels. What are you supposed to do if you run into some kidnapper or serial killer and he doesn't want to go to jail or get his secret out? That guy that killed himself could have killed Hansen first. Save this kind of shit for the cops, at least they get paid to deal with it
>>62915976
Yeah. What if some nigga is packing heat?
mite b cool
>>62915976
>>62916034
The cops are always right outside
>That episode where they got Walter Jr
>the crippled guy with crutches
>>62915637
then someone do it on synchtube so we can suck each other's cocks
Show was disgusting, It was comparable to when the Romans went to the Colosseum to watch men die. Nothing good comes out shaming these men, no possible way for them to be incorporated back into society. Disgusting show.
>>62916243
Have a seat anon
>>62916243
There is literally nothing wrong with gladiators and human bloodsports should be legal
surprised he wasnt picked up on it
>>62915637
>>62916197
They for the most part all got taken down recently, probably cause the shows coming back so NBC most likely claimed copyright
>>62916484
plenty of clips on youtube right now
>>62916560
Yeah there are still some clips but no full episodes anymore
>>62916484
Its coming back? When?
>>62916076
it only takes 3 seconds for somebody to pull a gun and blow your brains out
>>62916673
http://www.vcpost.com/articles/100870/20151024/catch-predator-revival-updates-show-receives-independently-manned-inspires-citizens.htm
No idea exactly when, hopefully within 2016. He had a kickstarter earlier this year and it was fully funded.
>>62916720
then go kill chris hansen
No one is safe.
i don't have a problem with capturing people who are attempting to exploit children
i do have a people who want to watch that for entertainment
>>62917685
>i do have a people
what did he mean by this
>>62916879
Those eyes. What a perverted freak. Hope he got a long jail sentence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UJwzudybj8
Daddy needs to get his rocks off
Well I know my mom's going to take my computer and completely throw it away.
>>62917898
kek, link?
So how do you escape the situation /tv/?
Chris Hansen has just walked in. What could you say or do that would allow you to leave WITHOUT getting arrested?
You are allowed prep time and can bring whatever items necessary, as you already anticipated it was a trap.
>>62918400
Say that you have multiple personalities and that most of them are not pedophiles
>>62918400
Just have a big roll-down sign on your wall that says "This was dangerous! I could have been a predator!"
Open the door in a conservative turtleneck. If it's Hansen, pull down the sign and give a speech about how you were going to scare this kid straight.
EZ PZ
>>62918400
shoot myself
>>62918604
KEK that's what ended the show. That council men got caught and killed himself.
>>62915562
>pedophiles
There is no such thing, m8.
You fell for feminist propaganda.
It was normal for alpha males to have a harem of young cunny for 99% of our history. Then the SJWs took over.
>>62918807
>>62918400
I'd bring fake documents proving I was 17. I have kind of a babyface so it would be plausible.
If Chris didn't call off the cops then I'd call local news stations saying I am underage being held against my will at that address. Hopefully there would be such a media shitstorm the cops would just call everything off.
>>62918400
Make a convincing story about how I just wanted to meet Hansen and be on the show. Have a log of all my chats showing that I tried to find as many people to get access to Hansen and MSNBC. At every house I'd walk in and say "Chris?", "Chris are you here, back in the kitchen".
When Chris Hansen arrives and tells me to take a seat, lose my shit and ask for an autograph. Flatter him and tell him I've been waiting for this moment all my life. Look at the cameras, smile and wink. My charisma alone would get me out of the situation. I'd have my car littered with Chris Hansen memorabilia so when they look for condoms or anything they'll see it was just a ruse to meet my home boy Chris.
OR
Same as above, but rig myself (and my car) with explosives. Ask Hansen, the crew and cops if they really want me to have a seat over there.
>>62917874
Stop posting Reddit style humor you kek.
>>62918400
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-u16l4mE2g
>>62915976
Psychopaths and hardcore pedos don't go for random encounters where they might get caught.
>>62915976
Every single youtube video of this kind is fake.
>>62918914
He's already cooperating with the cops, they're waiting for you when you arrive. Fake ID will inly fuck you up worse.I know you really are 17, anon
>>62918931
>I'd have my car littered with Chris Hansen memorabilia
holy kek i lost it
>>62918400
Just never leave the house and they can't arrest you.
>>62918931
/thread
>>62918931
This is good, but they'd never air something that makes them look like they got duped or pranked. It would never see the light of day.
>>62915562
We need a new series. Something clever.
>>62918400
Show up in a predator costume
>>62917813
I heard he had to sell his website to cover the legal costs.
>ctrl+f
>scoobydooATL01 not found
shit thread desu senpai
>>62918400
I'd go all fag and tell him I just wanted to meet him and that is was a stalker ruse. Compelling enough, this could negate specific intent to commit a felony.
I don't get how 90% of the time Chris Hansen shows up and they keep their cool. I mean, you'd think if a father/cop/etc were to go up to them in real life they would be more scared shitless
>>62915562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUcw7XIWISI
>>62915894
>grains
>>62918400
Just deny everything.
Basically make it so there is no information connecting you to the chat logs. There was already one episode where they got the wrong chat logs and started talking to the guy about stuff he had never typed.
You used a fake name online and never gave them any real personal information. Any pics you sent weren't of yourself but were of just some random Chad. You never gave out your phone number so all correspondence was done online and you used 7 proxies.
Arrive on foot, that way when they ask what you're doing there, just say you were going for a walk and saw a pretty girl that waved you in.
You have no idea what's going on, just play dumb.
>>62919643
This is the way to go. Slowly pick off his crew for sport as they attempt to flee your jungle
>>62919092
this
they just kidnap random kids so they cant be traced about having previous contact with the kid
>>62916618
http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/to%20catch%20a%20predator?cf=organic
>>62919643
>>62920763
>>62915562
That weird organization that pretends to be little kids on the phone and send pictures of themselves as kids to the pedos are kinda just sick and twisted themselves.
You can argue "gotta catch the guy" but something tells me they aren't just acting. Some spends months talking to these creeps and I bet it's kind of a sick fantasy for them.
It is entrapment though.
The only reason this works is because (suspected) pedophiles are as low as you can go in society so nobody gives a shit about their rights.
If i was a Pedo and on my way to meet a little girl I'd bring a big glossy photo of Chris Hansen (or DVD of To Catch a Predator).
If Chris walked out and told me to take a seat I'd act super excited and ask for his Autograph. Tell him I loved his show and how he was catching Pedophiles. I'd say I knew it was them the whole time and get his autograph
If Chris wasn't there...I'd just bang the girl
>>62924166
pedo alert
The episode where the dude shows up with his three year old kid kind of got to me. That was just depressing on a different level, famines.
>>62924557
>three year old
>>62924591
http://youtu.be/vJssdlKaeqo
>>62915562
#pedophileshaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXIFZAmHy4c
funniest one
>>62924892
>myspace page
>Jesus Rocks
>>62923923
actual citation? not bad
>>62923923
Theres no reason for an adult man to have sex with children though. Why cant pedophiles fuck adults?
>>62925217
Its from Nymphomaniac
I heard its a pretentious movie and that scene just comes out of nowhere.
>>62924740
>Bringing your three year old son to watch you diddle an underage girl
Da fuq?
>>62925302
underage boy actually. People can be so fucking sick
>>62919643
Make sure youre cloaked when you enter. spook him first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo-bWWg2pzE
pedophiles are scum
>>62925217
Because they are attracted to them and some can't be attracted to adults.
But where being gay involves adults and piss a few people off. Pedophiles have harm. Though its caused by different means
Though Victorious Pedophiles(those who don't harm children like the Webm) are VERY rare since no one would ever confess to it. Then there are those pedos who claim to not hurt children but think frenching, touching them or something missing the point to not harming is aokay.
Pedophiles are fucking terrible at it.
>>62925454
lars von trier just gets off on angering people and having unpopular opinions
>>62925298
every scene in nymphomaniac comes out of nowhere.
just watch it you fag
>>62923923
>>62925589
doesnt she kill that guy at the very end?
>>62925452
10/10
>>62915894
>grains
The show specifically targets desperate idiots, decoys are instructed to disengage from anyone remotely intelligent.
>>62926118
point being? People this awful and stupid should be behind bars
>>62925452
>Dat you can't see me
>>62919862
Well freaking out would just flat out imply guilt. Gotta play it cool until you know for sure that you're fucked
>>62925217
We can't help who we love shitlord. Pedosexual rights when?
>>62926284
Holy shit
Have there every been any black pedophiles on the show?
>>62919494
But I'd come back and tell you guys and you'll all believe me... Or just take a vid of the whole thing and sell it to fox
>>62926762
Plenty but neither stay and chat.
>>62926390
this is a troll right? can thieves not help who they want to rob from?
>>62918994
>>62926841
We're talking about sexuality, shitbird. Use your fucking head
if I were Chris Hansen I'd ask people on the Internet to tell me how they would get out of my entrapment scheme then use those methods against the pedos in real life
>>62926841
kleptos can't
WINONA DID NOTHING WRONG
>>62926910
so people cant control their sexuality now? Being a transgressive pervert gives you a special excuse? If people are expected to keep other "sins" in check like greed and violent rage, sex should be as well.
know a guy that ended up in an episode. nothing happens afterwards, they even get $250 bucks for allowing their face to air on television.
that's why you sometimes see the SAME guy appearing. easy money.
>>62927011
No, people can't control their sexuality, what they can control is their sexual behavior.
>>62919762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDqZc6rY6Is
how that would go down
>>62923923
>This is what nor miles actually believe
I'd die a virgin even if I wasn't a pedophile. I don't deserve a damn medal.
>>62920305
the girl doesn't wave you in though, you go up and knock on the door then they answer it.
>>62926236
>wanting to have consensual sex with a horny 15 year old is awful and stupid
That's like saying people who walk into a house advertising free money are awful and stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv2KUQWQhLY
>I loved you on the Opie and Anthony show
>>62927358
Well your scenario is still stupid. But trying to seduce a minor is awful, yes. If you disagree with that youre a piece of shit.
>>62927449
*tips*
>>62927515
>fucking children makes me a normie
>>62927449
>trying to seduce a minor
The decoy is basically just offering sex to strangers.
>>62927552
even in USA it used to be very normal
>>62927341
No, sometimes the girl goes to the door if the guy doesn't look like he's gonna get out of the car.
>>62927586
not in your or my lifetimes
>>62927628
yeah it's pretty fucked up but in the span of human history it's only recently become a taboo so it really depends on your scope of normal
it'd be considered normal behavior for the vast majority of humans that have existed
>>62927618
but your not coming out of a car, your walking by the house
shes not going to wave you in unless you pass by the house a couple times and then its clear your the person they're waiting for.
The only thing that could save you is if somebody else showed up, which won't happen because you were the one messaging her.
>>62927676
>it'd be considered normal behavior for the vast majority of humans that have existed
So would executing people for being gay. Good luck with that logic
>>62927803
I don't see the problem? I literally said it depends on your scope, there are no logical inconsistencies. Do you just have a problem with the conclusions because they upset you? That doesn't seem very rational.
>>62927803
Not even close, breh.
>>62927784
It's still not clear enough that a lawyer couldn't get you off and sue the shit out of dateline for slander
SOON
>>62928458
why were you walking by the house
why did you enter the house of an underage girl you did not know
why do they have chat logs of someone planning to meet the underage girl at the same date and time that you walked up to the house
>>62928528
he looks like the egg guy from lost
imagine if there was a show like this in the 50s where they trapped homosexuals into meeting up at a house and then arrested them for being gay
Is someone going to set up an instasynch?
>>62928579
they do that in russia
>>62928550
>why were you walking by the house
None of you're goddamn business
>why did you enter the house of an underage girl
Didn't know she was underage obviously sinc I
>you did not know
She waved at me to come in when I stopped in front of this house
>why do they have chat logs of someone planning to meet the underage girl at the same date and time that you walked up to the house
You were planning a sting, not my fault you invited me in off the street mistakenly
>>62928662
>None of your goddamn business
It's not your house, it's private property belonging to someone else and you trespassed onto it. It is now their business.
>Didn't know she was underage
They dress up and use bait that can not be misconstrued as not underage.
>She waved at me to come in when I stopped infront of this house
Think about this for like 10 seconds, even if it was not a sting operation, what would make entering the house ok? You were invited by an underage child who you've never met before. Where would that lead? Even if your not a rapist, what would happen if her parents saw you? Do you think they'll accept "oh some weird greasy 20 year old decided to come into our house while our daughter was home alone"
>sdeygtdefhsrtjjtr
so the obvious solution is to wait for the person who actually participated in those chats to arrive to prove your innocence.
Which will never happen because it was you.
Oops.
>>62925452
>Hey Rabbi, whatcha doin'?
>>62928818
Only thing that matters is there be reasonable doubt.
>>62928945
But there is no reasonable doubt, because people don't just happen to walk into strangers houses.
>>62928968
I didn't, a qt stranger who's age I could never possibly have been expected to guess invited me in off the street.
>>62928945
this isn't murder 1 lmao
>>62929043
The cops are still going to cuff you and process you,
you think you're being slick but in the actual situation you would be fucked.
>>62928818
>You were invited by an underage child who you've never met before.
No way to know they're underage. The decoys they use are actually 18+ so it wouldn't even be
>>62929129
Point is the ep would never air and the charges would never stick, if it were real you'd get to do a kid, if it were a sting you'd go through a couple weeks of court getting your case thrown out on the lack of evidence but your reputation wouldn't be ruined and you'd have a shot at a slander settlement.
>>62929197
they make sure they look undeniably underage.
>>62929248
charges dont need to stick for the episode to air.
Your reputation would be ruined even if it did get proven in court, which is impossible because there is no fucking reasonable doubt because you actually walked into the house.
>>62929290
But they aren't underage, there attempts at making the decoy look young only support the 'pedos' case by proving that it's perfectly plausible to look at someone who looks 14 and think they might easily be 19
>>62929353
A house you were invited into by a qt legal age gril
>>62929359
in the chat logs they make it clear that the person is underage before the person even comes to the house.
>>62928550
>why were you walking by the house
Because I was going for a walk, have no sense of direction and I got lost, but saw lights on and went to the door to ask for directions
>why did you enter the house of an underage girl you did not know
Because (a) I didn't know she was underage, (b) was invited in (as per old-school vampire rules that makes it okay, right) and she made me think she was gonna draw me a map
>why do they have chat logs of someone planning to meet the underage girl at the same date and time that you walked up to the house
I have absolutely no idea. Maybe they're catfishing someone?
>>62915976
Cops are paid to write tickets, not take a bullet.
>>62929397
a house that also happened to be the planned meeting place for a pedophile that hasn't shown up.
But hey, this weird guy whose been walking past the house over and over and waiting for our decoy to invite him in has shown up.
Crazy coincedence that he has absolutely nothing to do with the guy in the chat logs.
>>62927294
>this is a real person
My sides.
>>62929412
But in this scenario I'm pretending to have no knowledge of said chat, supported by my ingenious use of proxies.
>>62929414
it only makes it possible for vampires to enter, the vampire still ends up getting hunted down and staked through the heart.
>>62919092
>>62921208
some do, some don't. Point is if youre trapped and about to be exposed on national tv as a pedo youre going to panic and go into fight or flight mode. Its not like youre getting busted for a dime bag or something
>>62929498
people have pretended to have no knowledge of the chat and still get arrested because they're in the fucking house.
>>62929467
You think the existence of the word "coincidence" is just a coincidence?
>>62929534
Those people obviously never planned to arrive on foot and wait to be invited in by a qt legal age plant
>>62929573
So they're just going to see some guy standing outside, waiting to be invited in AT THE SAME TIME that a pedophile is supposed to show up, and think "yeah he's innocent"
>>62915976
What kind of pedophile brings a gun to his meetup out of fear that Chris Hanson is waiting around the corner?
>>62929538
but it's not actually a coincedence, the scenario here is trying to convince Chris it's a coincedence which isn't possible, even if it really was a coincedence, which it isn't.
>>62929627
Doesn't matter what they think if they can't prove anything
What if one of these dudes showed up with a gun and just started blasting, killing the tv guy and camera man?
>>62918400
>You are allowed prep time and can bring whatever items necessary, as you already anticipated it was a trap.
Then I wouldn't fucking go in the first place.
>>62929663
the kind that was planning on kidnapping, raping and then murdering the little girl in question, but realizes its a trap and decides to murder-suicide
>>62929664
No, the scenario is to make it seem more than probable that the sting was a coincidence so that they can't effectively charge you or risk slander by airing the footage.
>>62929685
You're in the fucking house
at the same date and time that some other guy was planning to come into the house
They also don't need to prove shit during the TV portion, your not in court yet retard.
>>62929745
waiting outside for the girl to invite you in and then denying it's you in the chat isn't enough to prove it's a coincedence.
The only way for it to be proven 100% a coincedence is for someone else to come up to the house and admit he was the guy in the chat.
>>62929697
http://youtu.be/bwoX9Igx-OY
>>62929748
>You're in the fucking house
Because I was invited in
>at the same date and time that some other guy was planning to come into the house
What a coincidence!
>They also don't need to prove shit during the TV portion, your not in court yet retard.
They do if they're showing your face and implying they suspect you ov being a pedophile
>>62929836
Sure the police outside would get you but you could still shoot Hansen in face when walks out before they got to you.
>>62929829
But you don't have to prove it's a coincidence, only make it appear likely that it might be a coincidence while minimizing any hard evidence connecting you to the chat log.
>>62928608
Link it.
>>62929841
Again, you think you're being slick but if this all actually happened they'd see right through you.
This isn't court, you're not a lawyer, Chris isn't a judge.
In the first season they let everybody go, they still aired the footage.
>They do if they're showing your face
Let me rephrase, they don't need to prove it to you. You being in the house is all the proof they need to know you were up to something.
>>62923923
What about a straight guy who goes through life without acting on his urges?
I'm probably gonna die a virgin, where's my medal?
>>62929908
it's not the police that do it it's random hooligans
the videos are really violent and sad
>>62929920
You think you're being clever repeating "they don't need to prove anything" over and over, but I've already refuted your arguments thrice over. Good day
>>62929944
lol they're idiots for coming out to a country that hates gays. If you're going to come out, go move to a country that accepts it.
>>62930000
You can "refute" my arguments over and over but if you actually did this they'd fucking know what you were trying to pull.
This is also all assuming the girl invites you in without asking if your the guy from the chat, if you deny it there, then she wouldn't invite you in and nothing would happen.
>>62929944
>doing God's work is sad and violent.
good goy
>>62930172
God often asks His children to do sad and violent things in His name
>>62915562
Well it IS entrapment, they get away with it just because it's pedophiles and nobody in a position to do anything about it will defend them.
>>62930091
Stay mad pleb :^)
>>62930291
I'm not even mad, but your story is full of holes and there is no reasonable doubt.
>>62925452
I live 20 minutes from Fairfax. It's one of the richest places in the fucking country! Just buy pussy!
STREAM WHERE?
>>62918994
fake
Is it wrong that I'm sexually aroused when they catch sex offenders?
>>62933254
>that one guy that reuploaded all the episodes and edited so that everytime a guy got caught it would stop, zoom in on his face and play that song
The ICP song on this sums up my views
>>62933369
What? Link? What song?
>>62919643
Best response. You win the thread
>>62918914
>I have kind of a babyface so it would be plausible.
But you're actually 45, anon.
