Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!
>>62913445
Who? Oh you mean Sheev?
He was a good friend.
So how is it that Dooku could match Yoda's force powers yet when using force with Sheeve he suddenly kicked his ass.
Kill yourself
From my point of view, I have the moral high ground.
>>62913504
>my /tv/ posting is serious business
:^)
>>62913445
From my point of view the Younglings are evil!
>>62913555
>he says as he reports cunnyfag threads in breakneck speed
>>62913662
There's a big difference between shitposting and pedophilia.
>>62913686
>it was a correct guess
I can't stop laughing. Not only are those threads not pedoshit anymore, they're garbage spam threads like the OP
>>62913445
But Obi-wan, the jedi ordered me to spy on the highest politician of the republic. Even more, they tried to arrest and kill him because he had a different religion than we did. It is also not right to take children away from their parents to indoctrinate them and making them pawns for a selected elite to freely use. Plus, if people want an emperor to ensure stability who are the Jedi to decide that this is wrong? I do agree that it's a complicated issue when people in a democracy wish for a dictator, but I believe that it's not right to deny that wish by killing and political intrigue.
Anakinmyallegianceistotherepublic
TOTHEMOCRACY
>>62913445
My attempt to fix the dialog:
Anakin, what have you done?
>I have only done what's necessary to save the republic that saved me from my slavery! Qui Gon would've done the same!
>You are truly lost! He would be by my side putting down the sickness that has infected your mind, my young padawan!
I have truly failed you and the Jedi order.
>The only thing that's failed is your allegiance to the truth, my master.
R8? It may not be great but I hope it's better than what Lucas wrote.
>>62916069
kill yourself/10
YOU UNDERESTIMATE SHEEV'S GOODNESS
>>62913445
NO SHIT OBI-WAN
r8 my dialogue
>Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!
>Evil is a point of view.
>Search your feelings Anakin, you know that isn't true
Bonus OT throwback and removes the "character states his feelings" shit
>>62916686
good
>>62913445
SHEEVEL
EVEL
EVIL
BRAQVO JJ
JJ = JAR JAR
BRAVO GEROGE
>>62913504
Believe it or not it's this kind of cancer that's keeping this shit board alive
>>62916707
I didn't know how to go from there to the "you are lost" line, though
Maybe some longer line about how Sheev was the only one who believed in him and how the jedi are evil etc etc, give him more of a monologue
>>62916779
Jar jar was the phantom menace
