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I don't get this movie. The moral is that you should leave
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I don't get this movie. The moral is that you should leave a hot girl and get with a older divorcee and slow-fuck?

Am I just a complete asshole dick-head?
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The answer to one of your questions is "yes." But which one? That's a story for another time...
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dude porn xD
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>>62895141
I think it's just about leaving people you're not compatible with, even if they're really hot, and finding someone who really understands you
even if that means watching porn a lot? idk
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>>62895141
You didn't understand it at all. Which is weird because it really isn't that deep.
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There's nothing to understand from this movie. Hothead got a budget and tried to fuck and grope as many Hollywood sluts he could afford.
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>>62895141
Not every film actually has a message you should live by.
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this movie looks pretty stupid, I don't know why it was so well received and is still getting mentioned
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>>62895234
>grope as many Hollywood sluts he could afford
living the dream
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>>62895141
The woman ScarJo played was a complete bitch, and she was pretty boring sexually, Divorcewoman was amazing in bed. SexCompatability>Looks
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>>62895302
>SexCompatability>Looks
except she looked hotter than scarjofatroll
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>>62895278
it wasn't
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The thing that stuck out to me the most in this movie was how Levitts character points out that Johanssons has unrealistic expectations about love because she watches so many romcoms but he has unrealistic expectations about sex since he watches so much porn
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>>62895349
thats the point...just as we are so often, characters can be unselfaware. The audience is the one that knows better than Levitt's character.
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>>62895141

Fucking is not the same as physical intimacy, although they come close. He had a thirst and satiated it slaying hot pussy but it was never enough. He only had real physical intimacy masturbating (until he found the hot milf). So, in a way, Johansson's character was right getting so angry at him for jacking off.
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>>62895327
Yeah I thought that too but blah opinions
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>>62895383
She wasn't right as its his body >.>
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>searching for morals in a movie
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>>62895383
Its way more fun fucking the hell out of each other than fucking a hot girl? If that makes sense
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>>62895378
true but guys having unrealistic expectations about sex is something I hear all the time but no one ever calls out girls on their bullshit so thats what I liked about it
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>>62895451
films will explore the concept of morals, movies will have morals and flicks will not
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>>62895425

She was aware that she could not fulfill something in him and got angry and overreacted and all that jazz. They should have talked it through but she was a cunt and he was dick-thinking.
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>>62895141
the moral is that SJ was a cunt and JGL a hothead
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>>62895141
This smug motherfucker directed his own movie where he fucks Scarlett Johanson constantly.
I want to punch him, but at the same time I want to shake his hand.
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>>62895517
>hothead
this never gets boring/tiring
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>>62895833
meme aside, he is a hothead at some points of the movie
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>>62895168
You win 1 internet.
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The moral was the JGL is a terrible writer and director.
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>>62895349
>>62895378

These.
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>>62895141
what? the point was it was JGL's first movie to director so he made it all about porn and put sexy fucking scarjo in it as his gf. case closed you're welcome
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>>62895234
>>62895952
yep
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the moral is if you can write, direct and star in your own movie you are exempt from any criticism
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>>62895141
Damn, his neck is fucking long
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