Have you ever had a Seinfeld problem in real life?
>>62892726
No but how's that small penis treating you OP?
LITTLE
One time I completely forgot where my car was inside a parking structure and spent 30 minutes looking for it
>Seinfeld problem
I once got caught between my gf and her friends trying to work out the origin of a "magic Loogie", friendships were dissolved and nothing was settled.
>>62892784
i'd be more embarrassed by the pointy man boobs
>>62892726
too many, peep show too
>>62892726
Yes, I was changing in a room when my friend's gf came inside and saw my penis, since penis incredible huge, I panicked and started shouting "I HAVE AN ERECTION I HAVE AN ERECTION" when in fact I was soft, my friend's gf started laughing and left, and then she told her friend that my penis was waaaaaay too huge to fit in her vage, so the girl I was supposed to bang just ignored me.
>>62892726
Not quite what you were meaning, but I'm having a few Costanza problems right now, if you get what I mean.
>unemployed
>overweight
>balding
I'm working on two out of three. I've had to accept the baldingAt least I'm not a manlet
>>62892726
can someone explain why people like this show. I just dont get it, its just another horrible american sitcom to me. please educate me
>short
>fat
>gyno
>bald
>hairy
>terrible eyesight
>unemployed
>lives with his parents in his 30s
>gets decent girls
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I ate out of the trash can once
>>62893460
can't be explained. some get it, some don't. it's a matter of personality and taste. just move along.
Vending machine ate my dollar once
but it wasn't a twix I think it was a mars bar
tried to end my relationship by asking if she was interested in a threesome with her friend.
the reaction however was not the same as in the show.
>>62893460
>please educate me
Educate yourself, I'm not you father.
>>62893537
so you admit its horrible 'you wouldnt understand', fucking explain it. why are hipsters so retarded
I pee in the shower all the time.
>>62893460
YOU HAVE NO EYE FOR SITCOMS
>>62893586
Having a sense of humor helps. I'd start there.
I dropped some gummi bears into an open heart surgery
>>62893586
I was about to respond seriously but that was very rude, so I'm going to ignore your post now.
>>62893586
no, it's great. there is no need to be upset. you just don't like it. move along.
yes I once did that whole 'nigger' thing
i was under suspicion of being a serial killer in los angeles.
Once I gave a used wheelchair to a disabled woman and it failed while she was going uphill
I can hear Mr.Marbles walking around in my room when I'm in bed.
i did worry about shrinkage at a pool party, so i masturbated a little bit to get a chub. but i went to far, and had to wait for it to calm down, people were asking why i was taking so long in the bathroom. not the exact same thing as george, but close enough.
Yes, I always think of great comebacks 30 minutes later.
>>62892726
Yep, I lie about my real job
I tell everyone I'm a lawyer, but instead I'm just a boring accountant.
>>62892726
Yes.
When I was younger I was getting ready for school when I remembered that I had an assignment due that I hadn't done, so I went to my mothers room and planned on telling her that I was sick. I knocked on the door and she said "Coming", but I thought she said "Come In", so I opened the door and she was standing there butt naked. I don't remember what episode that was but I remember it happening on Seinfeld.
>>62893460
You have a terrible sense of humor and are as intelligent as a bag of mud
>at gym
>bout to take a shower
>forget towel
>panic
>put dirty clothes on backwards
>retake shower
>>62892726
Yes. Met an attractive girl, asked her out. Date night, went to the bar to meet her, and it took me forever to spot her. She looked entirely different and fucking homely in different lighting. It was the most insane thing I'd ever seen.
>>62893823
>>62893628
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>>62893594
START WHAT LIKING WHAT I LIKE U R SO DUMBBB XDDD
so, why would anyone like it? try this time.
I double dip chips. What I do different than that sick Fuck George tho is rotate the chip to the side that didn't have my mouth on it so every dip is a clean dip.
>have weird hours compared to rest of office
>work an hour later than everyone else
>people who have to stay late think I'm putting in extra work
>feel like George when he locked his keys in his car
>>62894457
>spoonfeed me so i don't have to look up the dozens upon dozens of times it's been explained before
>>62894634
>having to explain a joke
wow, autism.
>>62892726
Button-fly.
>>62896185
>being this retarded.
making fun of people for liking objectively one of the best American sitcoms on a tv board.
Try not to choke to death on your KFC bones you neck bearded basement dwelling waste.
>>62892726
Not until I started watching Seinfeld. You can catch another person psychosis the same way you can catch their cold. Having said that I think its the greatest show ever made.
>>62894457
I told you why you didnt like it, i think thats good enough
>>62892726
am I wrong for finding him sexy?
>>62893460
>>62893586
I hate this question because no one who asks it is actually looking for an answer. And before you spout more contrarian shit I dont even like it much, let alone enough to defend it. But it is retarded how you ask a question just to get replies you know you will get and argue with them literally just to argue when you also know no answer will satisfy you because your mind is already made.
>>62892726
the hand is relevant in all my relationships
>>62898163
i love the show, and when people here say they hate it and ask why i like it so much, i try to explain it to them, although it's difficult. and the reaction is usually
......but that's not funny!
duh you just told me you didn't like it, what did you expect. to suddenly like it?
>go to a job fair against my will
>try to steal a pen because why not
>lady notices me
>have to act like I'm interested in her sales pitch
>news reporter shows up
>before I know it I'm in national papers as a general human interest story of how I'd come all the way from the barren plains of another country far away while kicking mental illness and addiction, and now wanted to become a nurse
>I never wanted to become a nurse
>I only wanted a free pen
>three years later people are still asking about my nurse career
I should have introduced myself as Art Vandelay
I once took a nap at work - not under a desk, but in a big cabinet. It was a combination of George sleeping under his desk at work and the Japanese men sleeping in the dresser drawers.
I tired to break up with a girl and she said no. It was surreal
I once ate a black and white cookie and nodded at a black man.
>>62892840
this, fuck ikea
I once dated a gymnast and she used me like a pommel horse
most of the weird stuff that have happened to me have happened to me when i've been drunk. and i realize now that there are barely any drunk scenes in seinfeld.
>>62893469
What does gyno mean? you're a vag doctor?
>>62898540
man tits
>>62893594
good post
>>62893055
Moobs are cute. There is literally nothing feminine about a nice hairy moob.
![seinfeld[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mDV6Ls2.jpg "seinfeld[1].jpg")
why were the 90's so comfy??
>>62898704
>not verified
>implying he'd ever like disgusting anime art
>>62892726
george should have lifted a bit
>>62898841
hey
hey you
https://twitter.com/ijasonalexander/status/22823734127
>>62898869
He was clearly drinking and out of his mind that day
>>62898496
How many are there?
>guy who sat next to Jerry on a plane
>Elaine's boyfriend and the cashmere sweater
>Kramer and Hennigans
>Elaine and Schnapps
>Kramer before the AIDS walk
5 in almost 200 episodes?
>>62893033
K reddit
>>62898557
>gyno means man tits
Back to /fit/ with you
>>62898704
looks brunette to me
>>62898312
thats a reddit story
thats literally from reddit
>>62898959
>Kramer before the AIDS walk
He wasn't drunk that I recall.
>>62899616
>YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE WALKING OUT OF HERE WITH A PAIR OF PANTS!
As a janitor, I often eat food laying in trashcans if it looks untouched and on top.
>>62898959
i think one one of the episodes kramer says he doesn't drink (when the guy who hosted the party comes to jerry's apartment and hires th hooker), but he clearly does.
>>62899798
lol'd
>>62899825
That guy is this guy.
Earlier stuff has a bunch of stuff like that. Jerry mentions having a sister once.
>>62899926
yeah and i think george mentions a brother. it 's all a bit screwy.
