What a shitty film.
>>62892459
its aimed at /v/eddit and capeshit turboplebs OP
flick
>>62892474
>turboplebs
fuck that made me laugh
>>62892459
is ok anon is bright is shooty is got a story is tells the story is ok anon is ok why u think shit anon is ok
Is he back?
Shit soundtrack
Shit action
Shit acting
Keanu reeves a hitman for the russian mafia.. TOP KEK m8....
Hitman who looks like a hipster faggot
I could go on
>>62892459
True, but it's a great flick.
>>62892459
>Film
It's a movie AT BEST.
Yeah, I agree that it is a shitty film, OP; but it's perfectly fine as a movie.
John Wick is a killer, ghost man, he can kill three man armed only with a pencil, but somehow manages to overlook a couple of brainless thugs hack into his house, lets them beat the crap out of himself, kill his dog and steal his car, wow...
John Wick is so famous that even the policeman, the bartenders, the mafia, all the town knew him, but the son of a mafia boss for some reason did not even hear about him!
John Wick is very skillful , he managed to do impossible task, he can head shot everyone in the dark, but then he somehow manages to miss five times in a row at Iosef, incredible...
John Wick is a ruthless killer, he wants to kill everyone, but when he encounters a female assassin, he decides to leave her alive. How touching.
Viggo, mafia boss, hires most professional killers and puts 4 million bounty on John's head, but when he captures him, he decides to play a little bit and leaves him with only two imbecile guards, seriously?
Bad film.
Mediocre movie.
Above average flick.
>>62892578
You really are a moron.
>>62892583
>Above average flick.
average at best
>>62892583
This.
>>62892459
>>62892474
>>62892544
>>62892670
> reddit calling others reddit
RIP 4chan
If you know anything about the movie industry you can instantly see what John Wick is
They clearly optioned this big ambitious script that is trying to do the "semi-fantasy-esque over-the-top criminal underworld" theme (similar to Payback), with post-Matrix action, and the movie was clearly supposed to establish the setting for a franchise and trilogy, BUT, for whatever weird reason, someone got cold feet along the way and told them to trim it back to a standalone single feature.
You can just smell that it was originally meant to be like 3 hours long and much deeper lore-wise. You can smell the characters that were hastily miscast and smushed to fit into the edited script, so that they seem bizarrely out of place and overexaggerated for how little screen time and relevance they get. You can tell that the budget was gutted.
Some financial decision was made by the higher-ups that the original gamble was no longer worth it, but that they could still have their shot at making it a franchise if they somehow managed to take the hugely reduced scope and budget of the project and create something great. And they didn't.
Watching John Wick is like watching 1/4th of something ambitious that a lot of people resignedly stretched and flayed to cover the space left by the absence of the other 3/4ths. It reminds me of Lucky Number Slevin, where they optioned a script and then forgot to apply enough funding and care to actually turn it into a movie, so it's bizarrely uncanny to moviegoers, like watching an inexplicably high production quality stageplay of some guy's shitty fanfiction with a dumb name.
>>62892578
>putting this much thought into a "turn your brain off and have fun" flick
lmao desu senpai
>>62892707
uhhh no
ps you aren't deep
>>62892707
this 2bh
>>62892749
youre stupid
>>62892819
fuck off reddit we dont talk like that here
This movie is a fun, mindless action flick. The only people who actively dislike it are autists from >>>/k/.
>>62892459
best gun action scenes
>>62892459
It's not a film. It's an action flick. A great action flick.
>>62893913
Mah nigga. Keanu trained for months to get his gun handling right.
>>62892474
can confirm
turbopleb friend came round my flat and made me watch it
>>62892544
Because you typed it on an anonymous Filipino basket weaving board, it must be true.
>>62893989
Normally i fucking hate this film, flick, cinema bullshit circle jerk meme but I have to agree with you
>>62893989
Transformers is an action flick
John wick is an action movie
>>62893913
Have you not seen Collateral or Heat?
>>62895348
that's just gun shooting (done great), but no pistol stuff in close quarters, with fighting combined into it.
I watched it because /tv/ kept saying it was great.
It was horrible.
Except the whole time I was watching this movie I kept thinking "boy, if I were still 14 years old, I would have loved this movie."
It's like a litmus test for maturity.
>>62892876
No instead we spam senpai desu senpai at the end of every sentence.
>>62895664
Hell, it doesn't even pass the bechdel test.
>What a shitty movie. You'd have to be an absolute shitty retard to enjoy this piece of shit.
Great thread, keep it up guys
>>62894926
all me tbhfam
>>62892707
This is now my pasta, thank you anon, you made my life slightly less miserable for like five minutes
It was a good movie but extremely overrated. I'd say it was about a notch above "Man of Tai Chi", and no one even gives a fuck about that movie.
