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Did I ever tell you about Jar Jar Binks? Without him I would of never met your father and the empire would of never risen. He was great senator and he might of been the key to all of this. He was a good friend.
>would of
Stop putting Binks on a pedal stool
Somebody has desecrated Senator Binks' grave!
>>62889510
Luke, did I ever tell you that all the Jedi dressed up like moisture farmers, except for your dad's apprentice?
>>62889510
>would of
Anyways, yeah it's funny to contemplate them discussing Jar Jar in the OT.
>>62889510
you fought in the battle of naboo?
with the gungans?
>>62889683
YOU STOPPED THE CIS FROM INVADING THE PEACEFUL PLANET OF NABOO?
Luke did I ever tell you about how billions of people died because of me? I had the chance to kill your father and the Emperor thus ending the Empire but I just hid in a cave for 20 years watching you
I am a good friend.
Luke did I ever tell you how I will make $300 million from Star Wars and you will make about $100k?
George is a good friend.
>>62889585
>pedal stool
>>62890280
>CIS
it was Trade Federation
CIS didn't exist back then, dumb memer
>>62890828
Top kek
Luke, did I ever tell you about how I decided that you should live on this shithole planet, while your sister gets a nice pampered life? I made the decision to bring you here.
I'm a good friend
Luke did I ever tell you about the time I flung myself out of a window after a droid that tried to assassinate your mother with killer worms? Ah the old days..
