>he's a "manly" character
>orders a vodka based drink
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him
Of the better times
>>62884000
>"manly" character
>"Dude i totally beat up that faggot yesterday for no reason. Man i hate faggots."
>Is "Secretly" gay
I hate nothing more than this bullshit.
>>62884054
OOOOOOOOH PISSING THE NIIIIGHT AWAAAAAY
>Female character
>doesn't wear diapers
suspension of disbelief can only take you so far
>takes a shot
>hangs head in pensive dissapointment
>>62884116
>female character
>doesn't rely on a man for emotional and financial support
Pulls me right out of the immersion tbqpfh family
Get a load of these slav pussies and they girl drinks
>girl come home from work
>takes shower
>character is a villain
>from Russia
>>62884154
>character drinks
>gets sad and emotional instead of fired up
Can't take much more of this castrated America family.
>"what'll it be?"
>"let me get a beer"
>bartender gives him a beer
>"leave the bottle"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lPtr6dQrnY
>>62884375
this is what happens though
No drinks: Autist
Drink a bit: Fired up
Drink more: sad
drink more: puke
that's how it works family
>>62884389
>first time i go to a bar
>only experience of a bar is from tv/film
"I'll have a beer."
"What?"
"huh?"
>>62884389
>>"let me get a beer"
>>bartender gives him a beer
>bartender doesn't ask what quantity and kind of beer the costumer wants
>>62884389
ya dun good
lol
>>62884375
have you literally never got drunk
>>62884375
>>62884375
>character drinks
>passes out
Do americans really always black out from drinking? What the fuck is in your alcohol? I've been drunk several times and i never "blacked out" and got raped.
>>62884000
>He's a "sophisticated" character
>order a whisky... on rocks....
>>62884064
casper knew this
>>62884375
>this fucking normie pleb that drinks only enough to get cheerful
i bet you have friends
>2015
>not having a drinking problem
fuck off
>>62884495
It can happen but the amount you'd have to consume is pretty absurd for casual drinking
>>62884410
I never get sad when I drink a lot
I go from fired up to on my ass with no in between
>>62884519
Nice that you know exactly what i mean. I hate when they do this shit and this was expecially bad.
>>62884499
>a "manly" character
>drinks corona
>>62884495
There's a difference between blacked out and passed out
>tfw I like Manhattans
...
>tfw I like Manhattans on the rocks.
Am I completely hopeless, /tv/?
>>62884495
>I've been drunk several times
Are you 12?
>>62884495
>I've been drunk several times
do you also inject marihuana
>>62884587
you're just fine (but will be alcohol soon)
is anybody else day drinking here
>tfw when you drink nothing but fine cognac
Fight me
>>62884495
>do americans really always black out from drinking?
no but it's very common in college
>>62884662
I have been buzzed for past 3 days straight
>>62884662
I'd drink every friday if alcohol didn't contain so many calories (and drinking straight up vodka shots all night isn't healthy either).
>>62884404
What a pussy.
>he's a "manly" character
>has a British accent
& into the trash it goes.
Jerimiah Johnson didn't have no need for a pussy as pussy ass voldka swilling British accent.
>>62884662
I have beer in the fridge, should i, get one?
>>62884714
>Voldka
Jesus Christ, the silent l strikes again!
>>62884698
the calorie thing sucks for me too, but beer is actually better than hard liquor since you can easily burn those calories off
with liquor there's usually tons of sugar and crap that sticks to you
>>62884714
>no need for a pussy as pussy ass voldka
>>62884716
only if you're gonna buy more, lord knows I'm about to in a few minutes
might also get a cheesesteak and some wings
>>62884731
>>62884698
just dont eat any foodworks for me
>manly character
>doesnt have a portable IV of pure ethanol slowly killing him from inside
>>62884775
I get the spins too quick if I don't scarf something greasy down
it's my downfall since I can drink almost endlessly as long as I have food
>>62884731
>with liquor there's usually tons of sugar and crap that sticks to you
It's distilled from sugar, there's no sugar in it. If you want to get drunk on less calories the higher percentage of alcohol the better.
>>62884731
> but beer is actually better than hard liquor since you can easily burn those calories off
>with liquor there's usually tons of sugar and crap that sticks to you
>>62884749
You ain't up on that Voldka, son?
It's that new ish, for Gents of exceptionally metrosexualized persuasions.
>>62884799
well as my goal is drinking myself to sleepand i start the process around nooni dont really care about that
>>62884853
Benzos help.
who /noselfcontrol/ here
If I drink 2 beers, something goes off in my brain and I'm guaranteed I'll drink another 12 and some cheap vodka too.
always drink till I black out and act like an asshole to everybody
>>62884054
>>62884079
I GET KNOCKED DOWN
>>62884909
That's why I like to mix in a lil' cocaine, help to balance you out.
>>62884832
hey don't kill my buzz with your facts
>>62884000
>caring about other people's opinions of how manly stuff is is manly
Enjoy puberty when it hits in a few years.
Real manly men stay sober. Facing the day head on, no senses dulled.
>>62884557
>not being barefoot as much as possible
>>62884843
yeah it's the other way
>>62884969
>not dulling your senses
i bet you enjoy having emotions as well
you fucking woman
>>62884969
wrong
so wrong
>>62884969
>not benefiting from a +5 CH buff for the day
>the bad guy is white
Gotta love the white devil being killed
>>62884980
>>62884992
>>62885007
guys lets get le WASTED bring the red little faggot cups BREHS
>>62884992
Manliest man I ever knew, is my uncle who whose a wilderness man from Maine. He ran tunnels in Vietnam... no bullshit. He's round 70ish now, still looks like he did in his late 30's.
Never drank a drop in his life. In fact, at parties he seeks out the drunks & pulls hellish mind games.
>>62885075
I like you
>>62885066
tfw even if its an animal like a shark or a bird or a fantasy orc monster it's white
>>62884909
all the gas station clerks here probably hate me because I game the system and get a bunch of malt liquor at once to save like 30 cents.
>>62884534
If mild euphoria is your only response to alcohol you haven't been drinking long enough. Eventually the 'high' becomes very short lived. It's like anything else, your body adapts to it. Five years of heavy drinking have pretty much killed the fun of it. Now I only drink to sleep.
>>62885065
kek
>>62885075
Solo cups are for large parties and drinking games you eurotard. You guys will never understand having a huge house party and bonfire. It's fun as fuck.
>>62885075
why would i drink Spirytus from red cups?
>>62885103
lel oh yeah I'm sure you're just like those cool alcoholic characters on your TV
I just chill with beers man, when I drink heavily and pass out it generally takes over 20 beers (I don't do liquor in general) so maybe it's different
>>62885110
>>62885124
>headache
>dehydration
>potential rape lawsuits
>a good way to spend your weekend
>>62885135
>Proof 192
>>62885148
All that bloat?
Why? Wine is so much better.
>>62885065
The buff only works on yourself, so you think you have +5 cha, but in reality you have -5
>>62885124
>>62885110
>>62885157
my idea of fun is drinking until i'm blind and then crying myself to sleep
you normie fucking shits
>>62885164
I do enjoy a bottle of sake once week, but when it comes to taste my buds and nose favor beer over all else
>>62885164
>btw i'm a girl
>>62885081
Wait. My mistake. He used to buy the occasional bag of weed from my dad. Only for sexual aid purposes though.
>>62885216
So he's a degenerete.
Probably survived Vietnam only thanks to spying for Vietcong and strangling his CO's in sleep for being imperialist capitalistic war pigs
>>62884662
Having a pint of chocolate milk and I'll start downing wine in an hour.
>>62885205
Nigga. I can smell the underage on you. Wine gets the job done, f@m. Beer is for frat boys & soccer dads.
>>62884662
I work nights so I can only day drink
>>62885245
More of the case of fucking the same woman since the age of 14.
There were rumors of infidelity though.
>>62885252
don't start generalizing man
Beer is for the everyman
wine to me is a drink that is better paired with a food or on a romantic night or something
you can't sit and watch sports or something with wine imo
>>62885148
I drink liquor.
Pretty damn hard to pass out from beer since it takes hours to drink that much and all the while your liver and kidneys are flushing it out.
>>62885289
That's what liquor is for.
>Beer
>>62885289
>you can't sit and watch sports or something with wine imo
au contraire, nothing goes with a day at the dog track like a bottle of mad dog
>>62885332
I'm more of a Mickey's man myself.
>>62885310
Only time I ever drink beer is AT an actual sporting event, & even then I regret it.
>>62885295
that's the great thing about beer
it's the perfect pace drink
>>62885310
don't be pretentious now
>>62885332
I do believe liquor has its place in those kinds of events
beer is like football and baseball
you know the really looong sports
>>62885361
True enough.
When paired with a well cooked cheeseburger, only a beer will do.
>>62885332
>>62885343
Well i am a true connoisseur myself, i drink only industrial alcohol.
Now you're talkin'.
Southern hospitality has it's place & good Moonshine is a fucking trip.
>>62884000
>character is rich
>automatically the villain
>>62885425
>character is rich
>is not shown opressing the working class atleast once every five minutes
DROPPED
>work in a bar
>guy walks past you to the other end of the bar
>shout "what do you want mate?"
>"lager please"
I don't expect much from people in bars anymore
>>62885081
>needs to pull hellish mind games on loser drunks to feel like a big man
What a gnarly dude bro
>drinking a mouth fedora
>>62884495
black out is when you do shit but you cant remember doing it
passing out is probably what youre thinking of
>go to America
>walk into bar
>hurt leg
>ask barman for a pint
>"what the fuuuuck is a paint!? We dun only got battles hear suuuun"
>ok I'll have a bottle then
>pay $50
>hands me 330ml bottle of beer
>it's 3.3%
>hear dudebros next to me talk about that time they drank like 8 bottles and how crazy drunk they were
>wish I was back in bong/Syria land
>>62884775
>what not to do
>>62886424
what is this hellish dystopia you describe
>>62886424
Fuckin Americans man, why can they not handle alcohol?
Potato nigger reporting in.
>>62884933
BUT I GET UP AGAIN
YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
*drinks*
>>62884714
>>he's a "manly" character
>>has a British accent
Underrated bait
>>62886505
There consensus is a 330ml bottle of piss water
The American exchange students at my uni were absolute messes at drinking. They'd spend fucking hours playing beer pong and not even make it out
Literally could not hack the sesh
>>62884439
A lot of shit bars have only one provider for tap beer and if you want something more special it is poured from bottles. As such ordering a beer is usually a glass from what ever is in the tap.
>>62886616
Their*
>>62886505
Me and my dad went to Ireland for a business trip he went to and we both out drank all the potato niggers he worked with and my dad drinks straight gin.
America is the best at everything faggot. It's time for you to grow up and come to terms with it.
Though I will say I think most of them were British. I can't really tell the difference.
>>62884526
I used to down 0,7l of 40% booze a night and some beers when I was younger like every Friday and never got depressed or passed out. Can't take the hangovers that started with age so I don't indulge in that level of poisoning these day though. Drunk you is the real you when you don't care what others think, can't stand people who "turn" into assholes while drunk, they've always been but just didn't show it.
If you get depressed while drinking it is not the booze.
>>62884969
*tips fedora*
Anyone else on their third bottle of rubbing alcohol?
This whole thread is underageb& as fuck
>>62884587
that's fine anon, you just have shitty pleb taste. le manhattan and le old fashioned are mad men meme drinks that every limp dicked numale hipster jumped on the bandwagon of a few years ago
>>62884587
Manhattan is liquor + liquor + bitters. Not very girly if you ask me.
>>62887024
liking a drink because mad men made it popular=gay
disliking a drink because mad men made it popular= even gayer
>>62887157
needing your alcohol to be mixed with sugar to be palatable = gayest
>broke up with /r9k/ gf
>haven't been able to drink to cope with it all month because busy at work
>desire to get wasted intensifying every passing day
>probably won't get a chance to drink until thanksgiving night
>spending thanksgiving alone for the first time ever
>no gf
>no work
>huge bottle of 151
it's the perfect storm. I might die without supervision to be honest family
>>62886616
Hacking the sesh is the only thing I'm good at.
>>62887270
If you really worry you'll overdo it, pour half out before you start
>>62884375
>>62884410
Mine is
>Get fired up
>get anxious and can't relax because I ran out of things to do while fired up and drinking alone
>get sad that my life is so empty
>>62884000
do americans really drink whiskey as their go-to liquor?
makes no sense to be desu, vodka is so much more versatile
>>62884909
Right here anon.its actually a pretty serious problem
>>62884731
>the calorie thing sucks for me too, but beer is actually better than hard liquor since you can easily burn those calories off
>with liquor there's usually tons of sugar and crap that sticks to you
that's not how it works senpai
>>62884969
It gets to the point where this is not possible without sticking your head in the oven
>>62884909
I'm right there with you. I can go six months without touching a drop, but as soon as I'm two beers in I binge until 5 am.
>>62884936
Yeah right. Next thing you know you're trying to grab a ball at 3 am to keep it going.
>>62887384
way to follow the posts
>>62887319
eh, I don't mind getting shitfaced. helps with the hangover the next day. i always get to thinking i'll puke and die in my sleep though
>>62887335
>not mixing 1:1 whiskey and coke and sipping while playing final fantasy 14
>>62884698
look at this mom science
>>62884054
>2015
>pissing the night away
>>62884909
I feel ya, I have to either go all in or not at all.
>>62887189
>le taste palate
>le subtle flavors
>>62887445
1:1 whiskey and coke would be slightly coke flavored whiskey, which would both ruin the whiskey and not taste like coke.
>>62887616
oh you're one of those "sip on straight whiskey while listening to the beatles or else you're not a real man" fags I hear so much about
>>62887445
>not 2:1 bourbon pepsi with ice
>tfw Tesco is always sold out of their own brand vodka
>tfw forced to buy more expensive stuff that doesn't taste signficantly better
>>62887671
if you don't enjoy it enough to drink it neat then you don't enjoy it. why don't you just admit you prefer the taste of coke?
>>62887704
I don't prefer either, I like getting buzzed at a reasonable pace while playing a weaboo MMO
Who the fuck drinks alcohol for the taste?
>>62887741/
>who drinks alcohol for the taste?
everyone other than teenagers
>>62887741
>Who the fuck drinks alcohol for the taste?
adults
>>62887771
>>62887783
You sound like alcoholics or introverts trying really hard to impress extroverts.
>>62884064
I knew a guy just like that in highschool. He ended up doing gay porn
>>62887616
This
Although I can never figure out how to mix it right myself
>>62887821
>you have to be an alcoholic to enjoy the taste
sure thing anon
>>62884064
Do you have something you want to tell us anon...?
>>62887335
If you are an inbred southerner, or a pleb who thinks his drink choice decides his manliness.
>>62887879
it's not about enjoying the taste, it's about being elitist
eg you don't need to be fat to enjoy food but you're probably an asshole if you get this worked up over me expressing something i prefer
>>62887987
It's not about what you prefer. It's why you prefer it.
>>62886616
S E S H
E
S
H
>>62887681
>tesco own brand vodka
son
>>62888086
Its the cheapest way to get drunk.
I just realised there's tons of non underaged Americans on 4chan who literally can't legally drink
How has the legal age in America not been lowered yet? Genuine question, 21 is totally excessive
>mfw this is what I drink purely on the rocks.
Tastes good mi familia.
>>62888086
Holy fuck I remember being 18...
This guy believes Tesco manufactures their own vodka.
He doesn't realize it's the exact same thing in the bottle next to it with a different label and at 1/2 the price.
>>62885081
He sounds intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
>>62888144
>>62888109
Modern puritanical values
They keep trying to lower the legal limit to drive and all that nonsense. It's the same stupid whores who are the moms of the college aged whores who are crazy sjws.
>>62884054
*upvote*
>not being hopelessly addicted to opiates
All these "I CANT STOP DRINKING ITS A PROBLEM WAAAHHH"
step ur game up senpai
>>62884325
Barf Damon
>>62884375
It's a depressant you shit.
>unironically prefer hard lemonade to beer
I'm 6'3" and watching manlets try to compensate by drinking an IPA is so hilarious
I still pull my choice of bitches at the end of the night
>>62888109
>20 years old
>can't buy some damn bears because murricaland
hate my life
I like getting drunk too, only time I can is when my roommate has some
>>62886667
You and your 'epic dad' need to go back to Reddit.
>>62888293
Is this any good?
Taking the Helsinki-Stockholm ferry tomorrow and looking to get some tax-free booze.
>>62889583
yes
>>62884325
is that yung lean
>>62886170
I've played the part. In the end you realize life.
Like the time he tricked me into thinking I robbed my Mema out of 20grand. I took a few knick knacks what of it? I scared him somehow with my crayness, but nigga knows pressure points. Tried to front, yet put on blast...
>>62889817
Next thing I knew, i was on a fishing dock at five in the morning in the middle of Edmundston.
>>62888769
Yet you're on an Indian image board overcompensating the fact that your height makes you manly when you drink hard lemonade......
You're giving us tall fags a bad name here bruh
>>62890215
>us tall fags
not so fast manlet, 5'6" is not tall
>>62888769
>unironically prefer hard lemonade to beer
Thats not so bad, hard lemonade is sweet and delicious. Just not something to be proud of
>>62888769
>6'3
>manlet
pick both
>>62884000
>he's a manly "character"
>doesn't drink Moonshine XXX
