https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7bh-H9ZfLQ
This one is more Finn centric bros. Looks incredible!
>inb4 Reddit calls me a shill to fit in
"hell no"
oh boy
there's only one thing reddit about this thread, friend, and it's not whomever calls you a shill
>>62842598
I'm ready bro's
>https://youtu.be/E7bh-H9ZfLQ?t=11s
>jarjars pop cinematography at it again
this movie is going to be mediocre as shit
I'm really do want to see it but the atmosphere of being packed with 200 fags turns me off.
>>62842598
>John boyega perfectly imitates american accent
>daisy ridley still britbong
What is this shit?
>woo!
>funky hip hop track starts playing
>stormtroopers have lightsaber blocking cattle prods
>saying hell in a sci-fi universe
I was literally on board until this very ad
>>62842654
HOL' UP
> that fucking stormtrooper fighting with a piece of metal against the lightsaber
Are those electo-staffs just for fighting against lightsabers? Why do they even have them? Jedi and therefore lightsabers are treated like a myth in this movie. Maybe if it was Phasma who had it, but that was just a regular trooper...
>>62842598
YOU DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT ME
LINE FROM THE TRAILER
HOL UP! So you finna tell me we gon fight sum empire? HELL NAAW!
>>62842728
Shut the fuck up, you autistic faggot. Han says "then I'll see you in hell!" in Empire and it's one of the best lines in the entire series.
>AWWWWW HEEEELLLLL NAW!
Bravo JJ
>>62842782
someone had the idea that they might be a special detachment that is on the hunt for Luke
[LOUD MONKEY NOISES]
>>62842714
The "urban" market.
This way they get the tax breaks by hiring British actors and still appeal to the "urban" market.
>>62842782
Well since Boyega is being hunted for the lightsaber, you know.
>>62842902
That mouth must have been shopped
>>62842871
Han: then I'll see you in hell
Finn: hail naw
See the difference
>Hell no
>>62842728
>star wars
>sci-fi
Good one, kid.
>>62842714
American action movies always have foreign women as the love interest
>>62842980
find the redditor
OH, ISS ON NAOW
>>62842728
Han said "Hell" in Hope and Empire several times, ya nitwit.
Also
>Star Wars
>Sci-Fi
>>62842918
>>This way they get the tax breaks by hiring British actors and still appeal to the "urban" market.
and because they are way more talented
>>62842661
did they fuck inside the tent? why are they holding hands
>>62842728
>then I'll see you in hell
Finn: he'll no!
/tv/: aawwww hollow upper Awwww hellll naaaawww!
Jesus Christ you guys aren't even funny.
>>62843061
>he'll know
>>62843019
Been looking in the mirror, c͏uck?
>>62842598
Uhhhhhh it looks soooo.... Into Darknessy
FUCK YOU Jar Jar Abrams
>>62842954
>>62842977
>I've not seen ESB more than twice
BOYEGA MY NIGGA LETS GOOOOO
>>62843041
Just look at his bulge. YOU JUST KNOW!
>copying the Death Star from ANH
>copying the desert planet crashing from ANH
>copying the falcon turret scene from ANH
>copying the trench run from ANH
And people are going to pay to see this?
>>62843061
>he'll no!
Is it tough to type through tears, boyega
I had kinda hoped the fight against Kylo Ren was the first time he used the lightsaber, what with the "I'm in over my head" look on his face in that scene.
I guess it's just more about Kylo Ren being intimidating.
star wars haters getting btfo
>yfw you realise that SW:TFA is actully set in the Independence Day universe and Boyongo is actually Will Smith's character
Mind blown.
>>62843152
You forgot:
>copying the snow planet from ESB
>copying Vader (with a Vader fanboy) from OT
>>62843152
But the casting is so progressive!
Having blacks and women aping the original trilogy adds a whole nother level to the SW trilogy and if you disagree youre just a racist misogynist loser who needs to look at a calender to see its 2015 and not the seventies
that one shot of kylo ren would have been cool except for the fucking dutch angle.
>>62842598
So is he truly going to be a jedi cause I keep seeing scenes of him using the lightsaber and I'm shaking beyond belief.
>>62843293
I know a ton of SW fags. Including people who waste half of their pay on shit like X-wing miniature games.
Nobody was bothered about the chick. Everybody was bothered by Boyega. Everybody went "what the fuck JJ" at the new Death Star.
>>62843353
Him and Rey are dual Jedi's in episode VIII
>>62843369
>lying on 4chan
>lightsaber deflecting weapon
>a stormtrooper expected to fight a "jedi" (someone with a lightsaber)
>going toe to toe with them
I feel like that should've been the job of one of these guys. If THEY don't have the cool anti-saber weapons, what are they gonna be doing in this movie?
>>62843353
>a black jedi angers you so much you're shaking
you /pol/ keks are hilariously pathetic
>>62842661
dat faceplant, irl her face would be fucked up the rest of the movie
>>62843413
Sure, whatever.
>>62843435
No. Hollywood is hilariously pathetic for forcing this shit. Everybody who is not retarded see that.
>>62843353
I still think it'll be a small appearance. I know if toy designers could sell him with a light saber they would. He's shelf warming everywhere
>>62843201
Yeah the other movies were all so mature and thought-provoking.
The fuck is this.
How is that a weapon. The weapony part is always parallel with his fore arm. Thats a huge limit in its range of motion.
At this rate we will see a bad guy with a light saber blade that just extends directly from his chest, and is attached via vest.
>>62843435
>he isn't going to be a jedi! rey is!
You teens with white savior complexes are the real pathetic ones here
>>62843458
>implying her face isn't already fucked
>>62842977
>>62842654
Echo Base Officer: Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!
Han Solo: Then I'll see you in Hell!
>>62843479
I still think he'll die if both are truly jedis.
>>62843477
>black guy gets a main role in a non Tyler Perry movie for once
>you sperg out because you can't handle a human being with different skin pigment on screen
most hollywood blockbusters are still predominately white so you'll be ok
>>62843497
i'm black
>>62843101
everyone was saying that already.
>>62843550
>i'm black
ah it all makes sense now.
>that stormtrooper posing like a Naruto character before battling
s m h
>>62843280
>>62843525
Don't say that about her anon, she's a qt
>>62842661
Wow, Rey ate shit.
>hell no
WHY IS THERE CUSSING IN STAR WARS
Every other movie had clean language.
>>62843092
>Been looking in the mirror, c͏uck?
>c͏uck?
wordfilter is kill? kek baka desu senpai
>>62843293
>aping
just say what you mean: apeing
>>62842977
D E E P E S T L O R E
>>62843493
Secondary mode for the blaster.
>>62842598
so
>kylo ren and the first order attack the gang at the pirate castle
>sturmtruppen get clubs that can deflect lightsabers
>finn probably uses the lightsaber a whole lot
>>62843525
>her face disgusts me
>>62843493
>electro-tonfa
>not just giving them either sonic weapons or vibro-sword
>not just giving them electro-swords
>Lightsabers are so rare finding one sets off the entire plot and sends Kylo into a nerdgasm
>Stormtroopers still issued anti-lightsaber technology
the fuck
>>62843493
wonder if that's Daniel Craig
>>62843684
yeah man a tv spot would never take things out of context
>>62842782
They're probably used for crowd control, like high tech batons or tasers.
JJ literally can't stop dutch angleing
>>62843493
Why don't they put that electric thing at the end of a rocket and shoot them at jedi since they can't deflect it with a lightsaber
LIT
>>62843493
Unless it has some function we didn't see yet it's completely retarded.
As expected of JJ. Cold fusion and galaxy threatening supernovas when?
>>62843480
Nobody likes prequels you retarded piece of crap.
>>62843775
Just shoot goddamn airburst rockets at them.
>>62843811
I like the prequels.
I seriously wish this "It's cool to hate everything" meme would fucking die already.
so when is this even coming out? it's like half life episode 3
>>62843893
Nothing would make me happier than for this movie to look halfway decent.
But it looks really shitty (and a rehash, no less).
>>62842714
maybe it's an imperial accent?
DUDE LIGHTSABERS
Star Wars fucking sucks.
I'm still not sure whether it'll be good or shit but one thing I know is that the village raid is going to be one hell of a scene.
Even the big ass shuttle is practical effects. Pure eye porn.
>>62843432
Yeah or Brienne's role.
>>62843972
Shoo shoo shill shill
who /preorderedticket/ here¿
>>62843972
except when the practical effects don't look good like the new i-troopers.
>>62842714
Her accent is Coruscanti, they were looking for Coruscanti when they were casting her character so she likely lived on Coruscant at a young age, or, you know, Leia's her mom
>>62843019
Nigger Star Wars is fantasy, not sci-fi. Star Trek is sci-fi.
>>62844140
>Leia's her mom
Leia has no accent.
>>62843760
This. Their action figure is called a "Riot Trooper". Shit's pretty cool.
>>62844169
West coast accent is still an accent.
>>62842936
>Finn: hail naw
He doesn't pronounce it that way though. He clearly says the words "hell no" with no particular accent. Pretending the character speaks in ebonics because it fits in with the epic /pol/ boyega meme doesn't make it so.
>>62844210
> west coast is an accent
> The left side of America is a way of talking.
Retard.
so many people want this movie to flop kek
>>62844334
He's right though, stupid.
He's wielding that lightsaber again. There goes my hope he was just a twist in the ads and he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing and isn't force sensitive.
>>62844339
For what reason though senpai?
It doesn't effect said people's lives either way
Makes not a lot of sense desu
>>62843945
December 18th in US. The release date was announced months back and it hasn't changed since then.
>>62844414
i dont know man
check em
>>62842598
>Hell no!
>WHEW!
Oh shut the fuck up.
Also fuck that "lol I'm so cool" stand alone trooper.
>what if luke was black and said cool urban things like hell no
>what if han solo was a strong independent womyn who don't need no sidekick
>the bad guys have another death star but it's like ten times more powerful which really raises the stakes!
>also lets parade the older cast out to lure in nostalgiafags before killing them off for muh feels. We'll save luke for the sequel though since people will need to have a reason to watch it after this soulless rehash disappoints them
>>62843667
That's a stun baton moron. The riot troopers have them.
>>62843893
it's a counter to all the band wagon fuckers who all of a sudden like Star War, Back to the Future etc.
Millennials don't have an identity so they all have the same identity
>>62842871
>>62843027
>>62843052
"Hell no" mostly just turns me off because it's such a widespread modern colloquialism. It's out of place because it's something you feel you can hear on the street every day, but that type of language isn't typically used in sci-fi, fantasy or sci-fantasy.
>>62844486
I haven't even got on yet and I already want this ride to end.
>>62844383
> Thinking a piece of continent is an accent.
> Dirt is speech
Go back to your gender studies class SJW.
>>62844528
So let me get this straight, when these people see it in theaters, when a scene comes up that the audience applauds, will they sit and grumble in your seats mumbling "stoopid normie sjws" to yourselves?
>>62842654
the concept of hell, being called hell in another part of the universe is total bullshit imo.
acceptable reply should of been some alien shit
like
>frilarga no!!!!
next thing you know han would be annoyed a say "JESUS CHRIST"
>>62844651
Okay
>>62842902
Y'all are making this too easy.
>>62842598
>movie stars a literal Jar Jar Binks
>>62843203
I thought he looked familiar
>>62844736
>>62844740
>Over 15
>Finding internet racism hilarious
>>62842598
HYPE REACHING MAXIMUM
>>62844825
AWWWWWW HEEEEELL NAW MASSAH JEDI!
>>62844825
>is an easily offended nigger
>goes on a racist website to complain about racism
>>62844825
>over 15
>actually being hyped for anti art trash like STAR WARS
>>62844860
Made me hoot, holler, and slap my knee.
>>62844825
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet sonfuck off niggers are an actual problem that need to be addressed but pussies like you won't let it happen
>character shouts "WOO!" while doing something dangerous cliche
This is going to be mediocre isn't it?
>>62844860
>>62844872
>>62844877
>>62844915
>>62844594
Whoa there anon, you arms MUST be tired.
>>62842728
Hell is one of those concepts that transcends canon. Hell is generally accepted to exist in just about every piece of fiction. Even if it's not called Hell (Inferno, Below, Abyss, etc.).
Then there's autists like you.
>>62842852
BELLIGERENT RACIST REMARK THAT IS EFFECTIVELY BASELESS
>>62843493
>>62844938
How fucking dare you
>says "hello no" American as fuck, even so far to pronounce every bloody syllable
>lol black people say hell NAW
Why does /pol/ infect this board so much?
>>62843201
>>62845012
It's not even racism. It's mock racism. internet sarcasm.
>>62844872
no one is offended
racism by itself is not humorous
black people are monkeys stopped being funny after about the millionth time
>>62843604
What trailer is this from? It looks crisp as fuck. Did the movie leak already?
Finn seems pretty cool to be perfectly keku senpai sama
>>62843493
Huh. I wasn't bothered when I only saw the end of it, but that's terrible.
>>62845012
Why do you think you're welcome here Q?
>>62842598
>nigger cant even beat a stormtrooper with a lighstaber
top kek finn fucking blows
>>62842728
but anon a galaxy far far away is actually hell
>>62845068
Except the chimp playing Finn objectively looks like a chimp.
>>62843152
>copying the desert planet from ANH
>copying the kid who wants to see space but can't leave that planet and become a jedi
>copying a space battle at the end of the movie where this kid blow a space station and saves the day
>copying the part where his former "master" dies, killed by a sith
>copying the part where the good guys go on a mission to save a kingdom and ita royal girl from the bad guys
you sure didn't watch Episode 1, did you?
>>62843893
A GODDAMN STORM TROOPER IS FIGHTING AGAINST A A LIGHT SABER WITH A FUCKING METAL WEAPON THAT EXTENDS FROM HIS FUCKING ARM. HOW THAT'S NOT WEIRD?
>>62844390
Still doesn't means shit, m8.
>>62843432
boba fett on the left
>>62845203
they're actual trained troops
are you new?
>>62845254
Uh, most people thought Phantom Menace sucked.
Who fucking cares? Even if this was filled with nothing but white people and JJ "The Hack" Abrams was a known Nazi it would still suck because as proven by the shitty Star Trek movies he directs shitty movies.
>>62844825
Your triggered m8?
>>62843525
Implying anyone cares. Majority of men think she's beautiful. She's successful and you're not. Your opinion is failure.
>>62844825
think we found ourselfs a nigger right here
>>62845304
It doesn't make VII the first movie to rip-off some details from OT, like people are making it sound. To be honest, every single movie from both OT and Prequels have a fair amount of similarities. II and V are about some stupid love story in like 50% of the screening.
>>62845291
he's force sensitive, that should be an easy win
I wish I was still juvenile enough to find racism amusing like you lot do. How do I re-obtain this level of ignorance.
>>62845313
>Implying Star Trek movies were any good before JJ did a reboot
>>62844973
But anon you just re enforced my point, sure hell can exist as a concept but calling it the same monicker, when you shown there are multiple ways you can call it.
A whole universe of concepts with specified names for things and the best thing they can do is add a tag line of a pre existing earth slang.
Fucking batman beyond created schway, guess what it worked and now is part of culture and synonymous to it.
I'm just questioning why are you defending clear and present lazy writing,
>>62843637
A New Hope has two "damns" and at least one "what the hell"
Empire Strikes Back has a "see you in hell"
>>62845331
Aw shucks you're right, all those years I tried to be an actor and she surpassed me. I feel ashamed, guess I'm not allowed to say I don't find her attractive now.
You for real nigger?
stormtroopers still look plain as fuck, why couldnt they make them look cooler like phase 2 clones?
>>62844594
And "I'll see you in hell" isn't? What about "What the hell" and "Hell to pay" both of which are also in the original trilogy?
>>62845489
Oh my god shut the fuck up already
>>62845402
Spend 5 minutes outside your upper middle class bubble.
>>62845436
"Hell" was used in the OT. What the fuck are you even arguing? They're just being consistent.
>>62845591
Thanks for confirming racism is a mark of the poor
>>62845626
It's caused by living about blacks, so yeah it's kinda about being poor.
>>62845402
Are you a fan of Star Wars?
>>62842661
>the way they're holding hands
YOU JUST KNOW
O
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J
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S
T
K
N
O
W
>>62845436
You're a fucking moron. Are you angry they speak english too?
Fucking kill yourself autismo
>>62845512
When was "What the hell" said in the OT? I know "Hell to pay" was said by Solo in Jedi, right? Or was it Empire?
literally garbage
It's just aspects of the OT, which is overrated as fuck, shuffled around with a different veneer here and there. What a joke.
This looks awful. Jaws was never my scene and I dont like Star Wars desu senpai.
>Han mentions Hell first in the series
>and now Finn
POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y
WE
>>62845932
>Finn is the new Han
2 0 1 5
0
1
5
>>62845626
>I had a neighbor once and he was black and he was alright, niggers are fine!
>>62845667
This.
>Are you sure you want to see this new Star Wars movie?
>HELL NO!
>>62845827
Hey let's call a thermal detanator a grenade, or how about younglings be called children.
There is something called taste and imagination but enjoy the movie I hope they quip more with modern earth speak
>>62845203
well, they've basically had the exact same training, rite?
>>62845890
Hell to pay was uncle Owen in a new hope
He better have those Droid here by mid day or there'll be hell to pay
Solo when looking for Luke at beginning of empire was
then I'll see you in hell
"Aw hellll nah old man!"
Seriously JJ?
>>62843893
Came here to post this. It's getting old.
>>62843893
I wish you disgusting star tourists would stay on your home board, but that isn't going to happen is it?
>>62843680
>>62845331
>Defending this disgusting forehead monster.
I know neckbeards have no standards when it comes to women but this is a new low.
>>62842654
>>62842977
>>62843526
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos
>>62846202
The word hell has been used before in the OT, as well as literally thousands of other real-life words. Get over it you autistic fuck.
>>62848090
LOOK! THE REDDITOR CAN USE THE ARCHIVE! HES A OLDFAG!
>>62843550
But this is Star Wars. That's a white thing, not a black thing.
You dirty nigger.
>>62848228
>>62848372
I was discussing this earlier with my brother. I have no problem with 'hell' being translated (because the movie is translated into common for earthlings)
What I do have a problem with is that "I'll see you in he'll" is a very standard and logical idiom that could be 'translated' into any language or culture. On the other hand, "Hell no!" Is entirely a colloquialism that would be near impossible to translate to another language or culture.
>>62848416
Found the Star Wars tourist lmao.
>>62842708
you just know people are going to be yelling and shit when they see old characters/ ships/ etc coming on screen
>>62848487
Well at least you don't deny your a redditor :)
>>62848466
Again, get over it you autistic fuck.
>>62843893
>>62848035
>People aren't allowed to be critical of a fucking Hollywood blockbuster
How sad.
WTF?!
HO UP...*smacks lips profusely*...AWWW HELL NAW NIGGA, I AIN'T DOING THAT SHIT!
>yfw people will be saying how great the Prequels were after this piece of shit comes out
Search your heart, you know it to be true.
>>62848466
>"Hell no!" Is entirely a colloquialism that would be near impossible to translate to another language or culture
No it fucking isn't. Quit your bitching.
>>62843477
Reminder that if you get triggered by a black guy in a movie you're an autistic neck beard who needs to get laid, but the catch 22 is that you will never get laid
>>62843479
There's no real evidence for this beyond the /pol/estinians taking pics in toy stores. Give me sales figures or gtfo
>>62848554
It looks fucking terrible m8
>>62843493
its to mimic police brutality against minorities. notice how it looks like a nightstick.
black lives matter.
>>62842654
Episode 1 confirmed the existence of ducks
Episode 7 confirms the existence of hell
Christians 1 Atheists 0
>>62848554
>prequels
>great
>>62845932
>Han mentions Hell first
UNCLE OWEN SAID IT FIRST
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUTTTT
>>62845256
Magna Staffs were already in Ep 3.
>>62848608
>after this piece of shit comes out
You'll see.
Guys I can already see my gf lusting over Boyega's BBC while watching this film ... is there any way I can stop this from happening?
>>62848090
why is it always /co/ trying to change our board?
why don't they stay in their garbage star wars general over there?
>>62842902
He's hideous tbqh
>>62843092
How do i unkek my wordfilter?
Dunno who's worse in this thread. The /pol/cuks crying about muh white genocide because of a black actor or the autists crying about the use of hell in SW even though it was already used in empire.
The only concern with the sequels right now is that Abrams will just recycle nostalgia and classic stories like he did with Into Darkness
For instance if there's a Death Star 3 and if Admiral Ackbar appears and says "its a trap" then looks at the audience, this is something that could legit ruin the movie.
So fuck off /pol/ and fuck off nerds. Both of you need to be raped by a pack of niggers, at least you'd finally be getting laid
>>62843493
This looks so stupid.
>>62842598
The trailer got me interested now this lost my interest again
>>62848556
>>62848522
It's funny because you're the one(s) autistically bitching.
>>62848716
if you weren't a c͏uck then I would tell you
>>62848764
>Dunno who's worse in this thread
You. If you had half a brain, you'd realize that all of the "SJW"/gender/race crap bledover from fucking /v/, because they have a hardon for such a thing.
More cartoon stuff bleed over also due to /v/. You'd see this started mostly in 2014; more accidental /v/ crossposting, more intentional crossposting, more "what if __ was a movie" or "warcraft/etc" that are coming up.
/sp/ moved in here in 2012; as early as 2011ish due to Big Brother threads "outlawed" due to "poor mean /sp/ mods" that numerous posted have admitted (back then, not now, before revisionist history newfriends attempt to dissuade), and never left. They use memes to the extreme;, this is their Facebook, they don't care if they piss and shit in the same place they eat.
That's why you see half of this board is spam, also the moderation simply cannot keep up with the massive amount of spam unless you actually send reports. Even then, there seems to be some sort of favoritism with this "fourth round" of moderation (for /tv/, since its inception). They delete shit that should be deleted asap (cunny shit, shrek/just/bane [which took forever for them to get on too, the latter memes]), but some things take an awfully long time to delete, like /sp/ blacked threads.
Stay new.
holy shit those stormtroopers look like Power Rangers or something
>oh hell naww...WOOO
kek
>>62848764
>but anon the leaked script exactly has that scene
somehow you will still find a way to defend it after you have seen it
>>62843493
the legs look way too short
>>62848869
Its daniel craigs cameo
>>62848796
And you're shitting up the thread right along with them by replying.
>>62848090
>having a home board
>2015
What, only one thing in the fucking world interests you? I'm pretty sure that's a textbook definition of autism.
>>62848858
I know there's probably a Death star 3, which means the movie is probably ruined. But if it is, it won't be because of a black guy or the word hell
>>62848869
>aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?
it's actually luke undercover
>>62848944
>he doesn't have a home board
Cross boarders out now.
>>62842598
Looks fucking based. Bodega's line delivery is actually pretty good. The effects looks on point too desu senpai
>>62844065
If you didn't preorder your tickets by now, you're already fucked. A group of teenagers preordered 2 damn rows for the 17th in my same theater. I'm hoping they shut their damn mouths through the whole movie, but that's wishful thinking.
>>62848552
WOOOOOGA BOOGA
>>62842654
OH HEEELLLLLLL NAWWWW WHITE BOI
>>62848978
I've been posting on /tv/, /sp/, and /mu/ for years and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Feels good tbhfamilyman
>>62843684
THIS
>>62849032
HURR DURR LET ME TELL YOU WHY OOGA BOOGA NIGGER IS GOING TO RUIN STAR WARS. SJWS, KEKOLDS, JEW JEW ABRAMS
So Finn is fighting a stormtrooper with a weapon designed solely to block lightsabers, so we're back to the retardation of the lightsaber being a genuine battle weapon and not just a ceremonial tool like in the OT. Awesome, JJ.
>>62849074
What a pathetic post
are you patting yourself on the back now?
>>62842902
>>62843353
So... did you get triggered by Mace Dindu?
Boyega seems pretty good desu. I'm excited AF for this movie f a m
>>62843550
Will you fuck my wife?
>>62843653
greaat meme bro imma borrow it hol up
>>62848764
>if there's a Death Star 3
>if
Anon, I...
>>62849281
>if there's a Death Star 3
I have some really bad news for you
>>62848798
>c͏uck
c͏uck
>>62848834
>actually taking the time to bleed this much booty blood onto your keyboard
Do you feel better bro?
>>62849321
>c͏uck
c͏uck
