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Holy god
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And that would be the most aweshomesht thing to ever happen in the hishtory of ever!
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>>62837397

please put Star wars in your name field so i can filter you easily

Everyone in this thread kill yourself you're a bunch of faggots who need to choke on cyanide
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They'd get themselves killed. Force sensitive individuals can't wield lightsabers.
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Candleja-
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>>62837497

What would you like to post about? What interests you outside of star wars?
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>>62837397
>canon
>a
>n
>o
>n
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>>62837515
That's not how you do the Candlejack meme, you fuc
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>>62837515
Nahhh pretty sure it's a sni-
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This is actually worse than the old EU and everyone running around with lightsabers is one of the things that made the prequels shitty.
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>>62837488

Underrated.

Except this time it's real and it's canon
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>>62837577
It's from the new comics? That shit really is canon?
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Holy shit chewy is dual wielding
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>>62837397
what the hell is the context? why are they fighting with lightsabers?
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Someone post any panel from the Vader comics so we can laugh our asses off at fanfic dialogue
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>>62837707
Thank you Disney.
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>>62837512

They can't deflect blasters with lightsabers, which considering who they're fighting they won't have to. Lightsabers aren't powered by the Force. They're more of an easy to use, difficult to master thing.
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>/co/ is defending this
>And the prequels in general

Color me surprised
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>>62837397
I picture whoever wrote this sitting there after typing up that Han Solo line and thinking to themselves: "That's really good."
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>>62838190
Fucking millennials.
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>>62837707
As canon as Palpatine's first name.

That means yes.
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>>62837397
I don't non-Jedu should use laser swords
downvoted

EDIT: corrected grammar lol
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>>62838190
>going on /co/ at all
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>>62838251
I wish they would stop coming here, spamming their Clone Wars gifs and webms faggotry.
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>>62838251
On the bright side they keep their star wars shit down to one or two threads.

If they weren't fucking tumblr crossposters in general I'd actually like that fucking place.
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If you say you can hear these words coming out of Vader in James Earl Jones' voice you are a fucking liar.
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>>62838360
Could this scene fit into the canon of the movies?
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>>62838360
Also not only did Luke and Vader duel before Bespin but Luke kamikazed Vader in space and stranded him on a Rebel planet
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>>62838360
The first panel, I can hear as long as he was yelling.
I'd imagine the same tone as when he said "You are part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor! Take her away!"

The second line needed some of the fat trimmed. Just have him say "I've killed many fathers," and it works. The "you'll have to be more specific" sounds like an insult a comic book writer would snidely give in an attempt to be clever.
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>>62838360
Post where Vader first learns Lukes last name
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>>62838441
This is canon, it's from the new comics
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>>62838493
>"I've killed many fathers. You'll have to be more specific."

>Vader using a contraction
>Vader giving a shit about getting a burn in

Fuck no.
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>>62838493
When vader takes the saber from Luke and is about to kill him for a second he pauses and is all "Wait...this belongs to-". It's a pretty good moment to be honest.
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>>62837541
kill yourself you're a bunch of faggots who need to choke on cyanide
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>>62838617
Why even try to dodge the word filter? Why not just stop saying t b h?
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>>62837397
They are standing way too close together, one swing and Leia would chop Chewies head off.
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>>62838360
What the fuck is this.
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>>62838360

>You'll have to be more specific

Who the FUCK writes these?

15 year olds?
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>>62838360
The first arc from this comic was actually pretty good. It's what I wish the new film could be even though I know that's completely impossible, unless we use CG to make the actors young again. The Beowulf or that tom hanks christmas movie CG, not some other shit
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>>62838617
That's actually pretty cool.
If I recall there was no indication that Vader discovered that Luke was his son. It was just assumed that he knew because of the Force. I'm no fan of retcons, but I do like that Vader would recognize his own lightsaber.
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>>62838710
>not just spelling out what the filter would

baka senpai. I don't get these people, desu.
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>>62838360

This is why I hate fucking comics. The writers just spew out the same shitty dialogue for each character, written with the exact same voice and personality. God they're such hacks
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>>62838617

He didn't recognize his own son in the force and you think that is a good moment? He was a literal walking god. Having them meet before the movies is idiotic.
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>>62838710
why would you 2bh?
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>>62838778
>getting upset that a character is now less of a mary sue

What?
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>>62838778
He didn't recognize his own daughter.
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>>62838967
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>>62838860
>>62838967

and you people make fun of the 'nooooo'

.....
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>>62838967
>We're done here, then
Did the writer of this piece of shit comic have any fucking idea who or what Boba Fett is
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>>62838998

This page is so totally out of place.

Proof that comic writers are worthless shits with no talent.

An ending after >>62838967 would have been perfect
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>>62838860
>>62838967
>>62838998

This actually is actually believable as Vader as long as it's the the whiny bitch Vader from the prequels. Doesn't make it less awful though
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>>62839015
What do you think he's thinking about at that precise moment? Is he mad at obi wan for lying to him? At the emperor? At himself?
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>>62838360
please let the next panel say "His name is Anakin Skywalker"
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>>62838967
The shoop was at least funny.
God, these comics are shit.
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>>62838441

The idea of Luke & Vader confronting each other before Cloud City goes back to 1978's Splinter of the Mind's Eye, which was itself based on Lucas's idea for a modest sequel of Star Wars did "alright" at the box office, which was about the most he was hoping for.

>>62838778

Like I said, the idea is an old one. Older than me, probably older than you. There's never been any indication Vader somehow figured out who Luke was by divining his identity through the Force - I believe the old explanation was he interrogated a captured Rebel to discover the identity of the Force-strong pilot who destroyed the Death Star.
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>>62839041

He wants to go outside of the comic at that moment and strangle the assholes that made it.
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>>62837497
Except Leia is force sensitive.
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But Vader "just knowing" who Luke is through the force like that is dumb. The comic deception is good because it fucking gives Boba fett something to do
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>>62839114

them meeting before the movies is idiotic.


>>62839062

eh still sounds dumb but the point about leia is something I don't have an answer for.
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lightsabers 4 all!
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>>62838493
>The "you'll have to be more specific" sounds like an insult a comic book writer would snidely give in an attempt to be clever.
This. Fucking passive-agressive beta keks who think snark is alpha.
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>>62839184

>Lightsabers for days, bitches!
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>>62839184
There is literally nothing wrong with that.
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>>62837397
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You know what the worst part is?
This shit is miles better than anything the EU has ever done, including Shadows of the Empire.
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>>62839171
>no references to cinematic masterpieces of the prequels or transformers

Not bad though.
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>>62838967
Took like so long to make
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>>62839221

He's trying to communicate with George by shigging.
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>>62839235
Actually, it's about on the same level of below average quality.
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>>62839235

>the bait is strong in this post
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>>62839114
He didn't "just know". Did you niggas forget about Palpy calling Vader during Empire? They mention a disturbance in the force, and then it wouldn't seem unrealistic to connect that through some intelligence/force stuff that it's connected to a dude called Skywalker.
It's sure as fuck less dumb than Luke facing off against Vader before Bespin. Also
>Boba Fett
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>>62839240
ebin

>>62839184
wouldn't they cut themselves up
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>>62839263
>>62839266

Until the emperor comes back to life only to get his demonic soul exorcised by a floating man/ball hybrid who Luke personally labeled "greatest Jedi", this will always be better than the EU.
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>>62839280
Leia is supposed to have some sort of sensitivity to the Force so maybe not her, but Chewbacca and Han definitely would.
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>>62839184
The videogames have better writing than this shit
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I read the current Star Wars comics and I haven't seen this page.

Did it just come out today?
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>>62839339

Ye
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>>62839279
The most retarded thing is why Obi-Wan didn't change Luke's name to something different, to prevent Vader from ever finding out, even by accident. At least fucking Leia got a new name.
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>>62839348
And he also placed him with people who were fucking relatives to Anakin.
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>>62839332
But some of the games are better than the OT and the Prequels. Like The Force Unleashed. Even with the half assed writing brought about by some internal issues.
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>>62839280
I mean, they'd have to be pretty careful and respect how dangerous the weapon is.
Han would probably be fine. Not too sure about Chewie. He probably would've been scared of it and not taken one as I see his character. He's literally a bipedal dog.
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>>62839184
why does chew look like a homosexual? why does Han and Leia have a blurred lower body? Who the fuck is drawing this abomination?
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>Chewie dual-wielding lightsabers
Fuck
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>>62839385
>Darth Icky
>Darth Insanius

Every time someone mentions TFU
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>>62839427
It doesn't even make any sense, they're weightless and cut through anything, what is the point of giving two to the party member with the least finesse, its not like his strength makes two more useful
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>>62838360
Sounds more like something Sheev would say
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>>62839377
See that's what the worst fucking thing is.
It would be one thing if Luke was Vader's only child. It would be a bit of a hole putting him with his biological aunt and uncle, but you could just see it as an oversight.

But then you throw Leia into it and see her getting adopted by senators of no relation.

Really shows that they made this shit up as they went, and considering there was no hint that Luke, Leia, and Vader were related at all in the first script, that's exactly what they did.
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>>62839441
Hence why I said "internal issues" dipshit. Still better than the OT and the Prequels.
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But why?!
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What's the proper way to use a lightsaber anyway?

Leia seems to be holding it like it's a baseball bat.
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>>62839171
Millenials are anyone born after 1980 though
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>>62839534
No, millenials are anyone born after 1940.
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>>62839534
There's no real definition
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>>62839464
I suppose one redeeming factor is that Vader didn't know he had any children, and disregarding the prequels, perhaps the emperor didn't as well initially.
Guess we weren't supposed think too deeply about it.
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>>62839021
Boba Fett doen't have a personality in the OT anyways.
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>>62839534
nah GenX ended around 1985 I would say.
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>>62839521
Well the canon we see treats it basically as sword fighting with a bunch of flynning, but in reality it'd probably be fairly different from even that due to the properties of the "blade" and how most users also have superpowers.

It does make sense for someone untrained to just be swinging it around like that though
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>>62839575
If Anakin never knew Padme was pregnant, this would make sense.

Didn't the prequels fuck that up, though? I could've sworn he knew.
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>>62837397
>b-b-but only force users can weird lightsabers

jedifags BTFO
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>>62839240
>not $9.99
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>>62837397
Goddammit, in the EU Leia doesn't even become a Jedi until half a decade after RoTJ.

I swear, Disney is just compressing the damn story arc instead of replacing it.
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>>62839534
We should have a new name for the generation after "millennial" since that's what most people are talking about when they talk about "millennials". Isn't Gen Z a popular term?

"Millennial" is just another name for Generation Y.
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>>62837397
is this real?
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>>62839634
Of course he knew. He just assumed that they died when Sheev told him that he killed Padme.
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>>62839644
jedifags have been BTFO since Han cut open a tauntaun.
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>>62839534
It's anyone younger than you that you don't like.
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>>62839702
using =/= mastery
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>>62839634
No idea if he did in the OT.
This all really just emphasizes how much better it was to leave all this shit untold and up to the imagination rather than the prequels.
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>>62837397
>"I'd settle for a good blaster?
>Chewie's blaster is still on his back
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>>62839680
Imo what people here consider a millenial (filthy frank, DUDE WEED LMAO and john cena jokes) doesn't really refer to anyone born before the second half of the ninenties.
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>>62838967
>>62838998

>A literal galaxy of inhabited planets
>There's only one Skywalker family and it's composed of literally thee people

meanwhile there are like 8 people with exactly the same name as me on Facebook.
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>>62839041
The Emperor told him that his children were dead and for some fucking idiot reason Vader believed him. So, now he knows the Emperor lied to him.

He's probably also pissed off because he knows he may have to murder his own son when the chips go down. It's a hard pill to swallow.
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>>>/co/
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>>62839765
>recognized his own lightsaber
>saw the general age of the boy and put two and two together

The only hole in this is that Anakin didn't call Sheev's bullshit immediately. He gave him zero deniability despite not being shown any kind of evidence that his wife and children were dead.
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>>62838998
Did he almost kill himself in the last panel?
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>>62839765
From his experience there's no such thing as luck.
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>>62839832
He was a robot and also being trained by Dooku
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>>62839758
And the bad thing is they'd be absolutely right.

The problem with Generation Y is that there's such a huge contrast between those born in the 80s/early 90s and those born from the mid 90s to the 00s. They're virtually separate generations in and of themselves.
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>>62839880
I'm almost completely certain that his outfit doubles as a spacesuit. Even if he did get blown into space, it wouldn't do much to him and he'd just Force himself back onto the ship.
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>>62839973
>I'm almost completely certain that his outfit doubles as a spacesuit.

Why?
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>>62837512
>Force sensitive individuals can't wield lightsabers.
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>>62839924
And he still ended up getting a blaster hole in him.

You need to be a jedi to use a lightsaber the way it's meant to be used.

That's not to say Han Solo would be incapable of cutting up a bunch of stormtroopers (who can't hit shit with a blaster anyway). It's a dangerous weapon, and it doesn't take much training to know how to flail with a stick without hitting yourself with it.
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>>62839993
It has all kinds of life support shit. Not including some kind of emergency space support would be a pretty fucking huge oversight considering they're in space all the goddamned time.
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>>62839993
It's airtight and pressurised.
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>>62838967
>having an interstellar ship and your windows are made out of breakable glasssss
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>>62838360
>Hey did we forget to tell the audience that cloud city wasn't the first time luke faced darth vader?

>Very many fathers

What the fucking fuck fuckingly?
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>>62839993
I'm sure the storm troopers gear allows you to breathe in any atmosphere, so i'll buy Vader being able to survive in a vacuum.
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>>62837512
han uses one in empire you mong. checkmate
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>>62840085
Its mostly unbreakable but Darth Vader is really strong fampai
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>>62839534

kids born up to '92-ish grew up with VCR, discmans, and dail-up. The world was still mostly analog. There's a big difference between that and growing up in a world with hi-speed interwebz, facebook, etc.

That whole 1980-2000 is waaay to wide if you ask me. The world in 1990 was more similar to that of 1980 than that of 2000.
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>>62839385

Jedi Knight Series > OT > TFU > PT > Nu-canon
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>>62837397

This art is comedy gold
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Is this cannon?
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>>62837497
>MOM, GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE WITH MORE MOUNTAIN DEW
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>>62840273
HAHA! That fucking shit has to be a shop.
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>>62840273
>that fucking face on Luke

All they had to do was end the comic on the broken glass. It's fucking obvious that Vader realized it was his son. Why the fuck was this goofy fucking page even included?
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>>62840273
https://youtu.be/DXze55Z2GuY?t=36
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>>62840158

I was born in 90 and I dont even know what a discman is
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>>62839735
>chewie's piece of crossbow shit
>good
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>>62840273
It looks like they celshaded some shitty 3d models, how lazy are these cunts
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>>62840273
This can't be real
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>>62840273
Comic book writers need to be executed. That industry is like a gathering place for the hackiest writers in the world
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>>62840343
AHAAAA
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>>62840273

Why not use this image of Luke >>62838360 in that scene?
It's less cringey
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>>62840273
>page emphasizing that Luke is Vader's son
>makes Luke look like Paul McCartney

Are they trying to say something here? Was there a deleted scene where Paul shows up and fucks Padme Armadillo?
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>>62839924
how do you train a droid. you dont, you fucking program them. I never got what the fuck they were getting at there
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>>62838360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CvgAo4joo0
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>>62840273
>western comics
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>>62840152
so basically your putting vader strength on par with grievous poking it with a stick. Also by the way it cracks it not even reinforced.
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>>62840466
He's not a droid, he's a cyborg
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>>62840484

Is this the new Baneposting?

>very many
>you'll have to be more specific
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>>62839062
So not only were Luke and Vader planned to fight before Cloud City, but it was likely?
Good enough for me. Bad as the art is, the comic is way better than the EU we used to have. Not that that's saying much.
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>>62840484
wow...
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>>62839184
This is preposterous
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>>62839765
>Sensed the force was strong with him
>Same last name
>Most Jedi are dead and hardly anyone has a lightsabre anymore
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>>62840346
then you were poor as fuck and sheltered
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>>62840551
>So not only were Luke and Vader planned to fight before Cloud City, but it was likely?
No.

Splinter of a Mind's Eye was cheap planned sequel in case the movie fails, like everyone expected it to.

Since it didn't, and it made bank, Lucas actually got around and hired people to to write the real sequels we got.
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>>62840671
>like everyone expected it to

Sounds like it was likely to me.
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>>62838739
In the trench run scene of A New Hope while Vader is behind Luke he says "the force is strong with this one", this is the only time he acknowledges Luke in the movie and it suggests he doesn't realise that's he's his son. Then the next movie starts off with "Vader has begun obsessed with finding young Skywalker"

This was because Vader wasn't initially intended to be Luke's father, but for consistencies sake it's nice to have an explanation for him discovering. I don't think it's much of a retcon but more filling in the gaps.
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>>62839248
>shigging
I love how this has evolved
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>ISHYGDDT
>I SHIGGY DIGGY
>shigg etc.

gotta love this place sometimes, to be honest, family
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>>62840273
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>>62840914
That's what I'm getting out of it myself.
I was a hardcore EUfag when I was a kid before I realized how insane that shit was.
This is nothing compared to shit like zombie Emperor.
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>>62837397
Ohhh my gawwwwd
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>>62838769
Maybe you should read them instead of fucking them.
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>>62840158
Never heard of discmans. Were those Walkman CD players? We'd only ever call those Walkmans.
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>>62837397
When is this set?
That's Leia's ESB hairdo. Don't tell me this slots in between IV and V because that would incredibly retarded.
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>>62840315
But star wars in manchild shit though, haven't you seen all the toy ads and such
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>>62837397
THANK YOU BASED DISNEY
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>>62837596
>>62837515
newfags
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>>62840346
I was born in '94
Are you retarded?
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>>62839464
They weren't his biological aunt and uncle, it was Anakin's step brother and wife who he hardly knew.
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>reading comics
>reading comics based on Star Wars
What were you guys expecting? Of course it's going to be shit. It's not like people who read Star Wars comics have very high standards.
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>>62841380

>Has his children stolen and raised to kill their father

Anakin suffers like no other.
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>>62839880

No. He's wearing a mask.
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>>62841165
>Don't tell me this slots in between IV and V

That's when most of the current comics are set. It's a three year gap, so there's plenty of room to work with.
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>>62840078
Yup, the mask goes pssshht everytime it's put on or off in the movies.
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>>62837397
CHEWIE HAS TWO GODDAM SABERS WTF
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>>62841494
This. It's not like they went to Hoth the day after the awards ceremony.
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>>62841422

Anakin is born a slave because of crazy guys wanting to conquer the galaxy, and his mother is also a slave, and gets kidnapped and raped by sand people. He then gets tormented with said kidnapping and rape from afar. He is raised by a religious cult that wants you to be a passionless nutjob. Continuously sent into danger, gets his arm cut off, and ends up realizing he was right all along about his mother only to have her die of said raping and kidnapping. Almost killed several times, pressed into a war.

Has his wife get kidnapped, made to look like he is unworthy on the council, has his wife turned against him (justified but still fucked up) is made to believe he lost his wife and children, gets tricked into killing tons of people and is basically cause of said wife's death. Children are stolen and raised by people to have them kill you.

Your children spend remainder of your life in one way or the other undermining or trying to kill you and you're turned from a walking god into the force into a melted, burning cripple that relies on a respirator for the rest of your life while being scrubbed every day to keep you from dying, being literally trapped in a suit like prison for the rest of your life and become a lapdog to another crazy guy, unable to escape your fate and mind twisted to think you wanted it all along.

>The story of Anakin Skywalker
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>>62839765
Luke was pretty much hanging out with his old master, even if he didn't know who was in the X-Wing that destroyed the death star I think he could have put two and two together.
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>>62841494
>It's a three year gap, so there's plenty of room to work with.
You mean plenty of room to fuck shit up.
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>>62841422
This edit is stupid because he's not holding the weapon like a jedi
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>>62840523
They had 20 years to develop reinforced "transparisteel", so it's not unbelievable that Vader would have to use a lot more Force to crack it. It's just retarded that he makes it crack in the shape of the Empire sigil.
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>>62841720
>forgetting hello

baka senpai, desu.
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>>62841494
>>62841573
That's not what I mean. The problem I have with it is everyone and their granny suddenly have lightsabers, yet somehow manages to lose them by the time ESB rolls around. And Luke still has to build himself the green one.
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>>62841720
Was not expecting this to be worth clicking on, thanks for the surprise anon
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>>62841747
Han likely sold his.
To Luke.
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>>62841747
>caring about non-film "canon"
Just ignore it, like the movies always have and always will.
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>>62841779

the comics are canon now, everything the Story Group puts out is considered canon with the films.
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>>62841747

You don't just keep any old lightsaber. If you lose yours then you build another.
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>>62841797
>everything the Story Group puts out is considered canon with the films.

Great, and it's irrelevant, won't be mentioned or referenced by the films and it doesn't actually matter if it's canon or not.
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>>62841779
You know, I WILL ignore it. It's just that I am pretty disappointed that the new canon is not shapeing up to be a worthy replacement of the old one.
Yes, the EU turned to shit.
But apart from the superior art, these comics have been pretty shitty so far, too.
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>>62841314
You're doing it wrong he doesn't get you until you say candleja-

:^)
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>>62839184
WHY IS EVERY CHARACTER A SO QUIRKY LE SARCASTIC REPLY. WHO HIRES THESE HACKS?
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>>62841800
>the wand chooses the wizard Mr. Potter
Yeah, course, but Artoo just had those 5 lightsabers at the ready and prebalanced for the hero squad.
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>>62841872
So you think I am quirky hack? It makes me money! And I don't know why, I don't know why.
CUM ON FEEL THE FORCE
GIRLS, SHOCK YOUR WARS
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>>62841860
>>62837515
>>62837596
>2015
>putting hyphens at the end of your candlejack posts

ISH
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>>62841855
I'm with, that's the most disappointing part. Disney could have made the new non film canon better, and actually important.

All they are doing is repacking old EU, calling it canon, and treating it in the exact same manner as EU, as irrelevant filler.
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Kyle Katarn is no longer canon, but Han Solo's new, don't-need-no-man black wife is.

Bravo.
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Consider it quipped
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>>62841944
>and treating it in the exact same manner as EU, as irrelevant filler.
I sure hope so. I sure hope I won't have to read any of this to understand the movie.
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>>62841978
Seems like fun schlocky sci-fi to me.
The banter reminds me of New Hope
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>>62841986
Relax, you don't. On the bright side, you get to laugh at /co/fags on the 18th when they start whining and crying about the lack of references to their cartoons, comics and books, that they spent collecting because Disney told them it's canon.
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>>62841184
>sex toys
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>>62841797
How would this work in reality?

Do the writers of the main trilogy pay attention to the new EU so they don't produce conflicts?

Are there staff that keep track of the EU and inform the writers that there are conflicts with the top secret script that they wouldn't have the clearance to see?

It makes more sense that both the main trilogy writers and new EU writers don't communicate or influence each other, they just follow some guide lines to stay out of each other's territory. Who would potentially shit on a multi million dollar film series to keep something consistent with fanfiction tier comics? If they wrote something on the level of the suncrusher or Luuke, the ST would have to be insulated from that shit, best way is to just ignore it.
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>>62842012
Didn't Luke fight Vader twice in the OT?

How mad would these fags get if he says he fought his father three times in the new movies?
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>>62837397
>>62839184
this is so cringe because they've basically just ripped Han's dialogue from the movie like "fuck lightsabers I prefer blasters" "oh none of that cookoo religion shit!" while completely disregarding that his perception changes, or just the fact copy pasting shit he's already said to show you know the character is just gross.
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i dont get it. why bother wiping out the EU if you are just going to replace it with equally reetarded shit
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double-huh.

>Dengar killed in explosion of his own grenade
>still shows up on the Executor to actually get the assignment to hunt down Solo

>Leia calling herself Solo's wife
>Later, on Hoth, she still can't force herself to confess her love to Han
>Han even deflects the implication
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>>62841855
Good writing is so scarce, would you really want disney to find some writers to waste their potential on comics?
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>>62841978
Did Dengar die? Did they further ruin old EU?

Is Dengar holding a light-steaknife?
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>>62842015
I was really worried because there's a set of books out there called The Road to Force Awakens or something, and they imply I'll miss out on some important back story when the movie comes out.
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>>62841885

In this issue Luke is being held as a lave to a Hutt who likes to collect everything Jedi. A part of his collection is a fair few lightsabers. The Imperials move in to arrest the Hutt and during the commotion R2 goes into a store room and swipes a few lightsabers.
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>>62842057
Because that way they can sell it again.

Plus Disney EU is focused on tying in the OT to their new movie to create legitimacy.

It's one big marketing campaign for the movies.
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>>62842070
She wasn't talking about herself. She was mentioning the black chick who claimed to be Han's wife. I guess he and the black chick got literally married somehow, but Han was never interested and never personally considered her his wife. Also seems like an embarrassing subject that Leia likes pressing because, to be fair, she'd fuck with him in the OT pretty regularly.
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>>62842070
>he doesn't know about Shoshanna Solo
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>>62842129
Ok then, that makes a lick of sense. Still... they're going to have to lose them, and probably in some retarded manner.
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>>62842127
Lol, all those books are just filler side stories that take place during the OT as falshbacks. They just like the comics. They have almost 0 information of the setting of the new movies 30 years later.
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>>62841944
>and treating it in the exact same manner as EU, as irrelevant filler.

Well if there was enough interesting material for it to be more than filler, those materials should become movies. But in the same breath we hate disney for turning starwars into a cinematic universe like marvel and pumping out movies for cash.
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>>62842035

The movies still take precedence but the eu writers, write around the movie stuff and that is literal purpose of the Story Group is to make sure all the parts match.

and add diversity. We need more moff muffdiver
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Just bring back the EU. 99% of canon Star Wars is complete shit.
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>>62842152
I've heard about that unfortunate development as well, but she's not on the page. It's Leia pointing a gun at Dengar. I naturally assumed that she was talking about herself.
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>>62842147
>It's one big marketing campaign for the movies.

Just like every other multimedia franchise. I don't see the big controversy. The Real Ghostbusters, He-Man, Thundercats, and comic cartoon series in general were just a way to sell action figures.
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>>62842193
They probably are planning on a shitton of movies that could just be EU.

There are already rumors about Boba and Han Solo origin stories.

They current stuff in the comics and books are all just short filler stories with no weight to them to any film plot line. The movies are not affected if they exist or not.
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>>62842204
I was going to say that. IN the EU, there are at least some pearls to be found in the shit. So far, all of the new canon has been embarrassing. Percentage-based, EU is better off.
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>>62842228
Neither do I, but /co/fags will try to convince you that their comics are epic sags that are just as good and important to Star Wars as the movies are.
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>>62842221
Nah, bitches love bringing nonsense up that would trip their bfs up in social situations. That's typical woman stuff. She wanted to see Han get flustered.
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>>62842250
Well, I'll admit they're entertaining, and I'm sure even the EU had some good moments, so it's not like they aren't just pumping out straight commercials.

But yeah, I wouldn't argue that they have any real cultural significance. I wouldn't even really want them to.
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is the thrawn trilogy worth reading bros? ive heard its one of the few EU stories not entirely shit
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>>62842289
It's a bit overrated, but it's fine and worth reading.
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>>62839095
>>62840315
kill yourself you're a bunch of faggots who need to choke on cyanide
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>>62841978
>>62842070
>>62842040
JUST FUCK MY FRANCHISE UP F4M
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>>62842307
This. I enjoyed reading it when I was a kid. Also read it before Attack of the Clones came out and forgot about the Spaarti cloning cylinders. Read it again recently, was very disappointed with AotC
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>>62842247

At first I was angry about what they did to the eu but at least now they won't touch it anymore so its more or less safe from being fucked with. They'll steal from it but that will be changed shit so they don't have to pay money to authors
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>>62841184
>stop liking what I don't like
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>people actually getting upset over this shit

I don't know what's worse, the people who are mad because MUH FRANCHISE or the people who think this new EU is gonna be more important than the old EU.

I personally find the comics a nice campy distraction until the actual movie comes out. No more or less.
I can't be the only one who doesn't see this as anything more than mindless entertainment for entertainment's sake.
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>>62838220
>blaming Gen Y for Z's retardation
Typical Generation X
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i dont see what the bfd is dudes. Just do what I do and consider the movies the ultimate metric on what is and isn't canon. If you read an expanded comic or wookepedia entry ask yourself if it fits in with the rest of the movies. if it does AND you like it consider it canon if it doesn't OR you think its retarded disregard it.

The only thing that would piss me off is if there was some explicit reference to gay expanded content shit in one of the movies but i doubt that would happen
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>>62842429
Theres new EU?

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAH

cant wait for it not to be considered canon when the next trilogy comes out in 202x
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>>62842429
>new EU
its all the same canon you faggot
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>>62842560
Keep thinking that. Your baby comics will never matter or be mentioned in any other "canon" material.
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>>62842560
it's still an EU because it's extending the universe through other media outside of the movies. Doesn't matter if it's canon or not, still the new EU
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>>62842686
The Universe isn't expanded if it isn't canon, that implies I can expand the star wars universe just by making shit up in this thread
There's the expanded universe that has just begun a few months ago and then there's fan fiction written over the last few decades
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