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Roisin
Richardwinslol
>>62835290
>that Leah
anyone got her instagram or twitter?
Who /bbconescotland/ here?
>swnsoyf
>>62835346
>Not HD
Do Americans of /tv/ have live threads for shitposting about the Walking Dead, Game of Thrones ect?
>Selina will never be give you a harsh handjob because she's so disgusted by you.
why even live bros
Lads
This is going to be a trainwreck
>>62835392
All I've ever seen are their post-episode threads.
Apprentice is better live chatting.
American bitch to go tonight
>>62835290
They both look like dudes. Are they transsexuals?
>>62835392
fuck knows Im in bed when that happens
>>62835400
She gets fired tonight I hope.
predictions?
>scott will say something cheeky
>charlene will give someone crazy eyes
>richard will argue will someone
>brett will be all about business and go the episode without smiling
The Beeb is going mental with all the shows about muslims these days 2bh
>>62835435
I quite like her now
>>62835290
>tfw no business savvy page 3 model gf
Why live
>>62835392
Yes, but they'd be on 3-4 in the morning.
I'm still mourning Dan.
>>62835437
>>62835437
Cheers for this, I can leave now
Who /beer/ here?
>Elle was a Construction Operations Executive
She was basically a PA with the best blowjob in the firm
The women this series have all been so ugly I'm glad Sugar's sacking them. Last time they were this ugly was series 3.
>>62835486
/diarrhoea/ here tbqh
Finally made it to an Apprentice thread on time.
>>62835437
omg
>>62835392
Yeah, I stay up for Nathan 4u threads on a thursday and Homeland threads on a sunday (but they suck due to everyone watching Walking Dead)
>>62835467
That's what I mean. I'm rarely on /tv/ at that time so I don't know.
>>62835463
>""""business savvy"""""""
>suck cock and part legs = get ahead
Proper mongs this year 2bh
Brett's going all the way, boys!
Brett with his 'Idiots guide to business' under his arm, all the way to the TOP!
>>62835486
sprite m8
>>62835478
Great body tbhfam
>Richard shines his shoes to relax
Based
>playing poker and reading Tolstoy
House looks so comfy
>le sugar turns up at le house meme
Hope Richard wins he clearly doesn't live in reality
>Apprentice
>Peep Show
>Toast of London
Wednesdays are so fucking goat
>no qts running down the stairs in their pyjamas
Weak series
I like that Sugar's fired all the BBC people
>>62835486
Birra Moretti lad
Quite like fancy European lagers
>>62835503
They've also been the stupidest bunch for a while too. Granted the men haven't covered themselves in glory but you can at least pick a few there who might win
>>62835570
i miss luisa
>Selina without make-upor very little
Looks better desu
>BBC can't display any business names
>task involves generic nonbrand shite
Cunning
>mfw the black looks like Nathan from Geordie Shore
What the fuck is Joseph wearing
Suit and a jumper
This seems like one of the few actual relevant business tasks for a while.
>>62835589
senpai
>welcome
>yes
based sugar
>>62835593
She actually does as well. She always wears far too much, must have been from all that time in Arabia.
Cup'a'tea and a pack of oreos.
READY TO GO!
BBC is missing a trick with The Apprentice
Where's the task in which they have to develop an equality and diversity training package and pitch it to businesses to make their workforce more tolerant?
>The BBC thinks the North is a wasteland of pound shops
Not surprised
Who the fuck is Gary?
Has he always been on this show?
Joseph got keked lel
This isn't like last week where there was like 3 threads, right?
This is the main one, right?
>overlooking Joseph for this kind of task
He's a lad through and through.
>>62835634
Alan absolutely hates lefty BBC agendas. He always fires pakis and SJWs.
>>62835655
Nah its a guest appearance by Jason Sudiekis
>>62835655
Yes.
His team has just won every week so far.
>>62835617
You mean writing childrens books and gardening weren't relevant to running a business?
>Bluetooth Selfie stick
For what purpose?
>>62835663
Learn to use the catalogue
Joseph would have been good for this, proper lad, hope he wins
>>62835634
Sugar wouldn't allow it, he seems to hate all that PC shit.
pam
a
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>>62835655
Gary is a fucking king man, he's solid at negotiating and perfect for the task
>Does anyone go into discount stores
Bunch of bourgie bastards
>>62835675
Taking selfies, obviously
>>62835634
Sugar fired the guy last week for playing the muh refugee card.
>>62835664
Gary is a manager at a supermarket
>>62835675
they sell very fast everywhere mateat tourist spots
Shut up about women you bint
>>62835679
m8 I'm trying to watch can't pay attention to every thread there to see if there's an apprentice reference here or there
>>62835698
>>62835706
But why would it need bluetooth?
>watching this normalfag shite
immolate yourselves lads
>>62835692
They must be completely ignorant of the massive pound shop industry
Calling it now, your 2015 Apprentice winner, right here...
>>62835664
I SEE RIGHT FROO U
>American trying to speak scouse
lol
>>62835569
And I'm a celebrity
>>62835701
Guy was shite though 2bh. Sugar was still nice to him.
>>62835722
button on the stick to make a photo
Nobody goes into a pound shop for selfie sticks.
They should be selling water bottles and sweets and general toiletries.
>>62835724
This isnt Im a Celeb general faggot
>>62835741
That's not Richard
I've been watching the apprentice since season 1 and have been posting on 4chan for about 8 years. This is my first apprentice thread, quite giddy tbH but also a bit gutted I've missed out on so many years of banter.
FUCK OFF SELINA
>>62835716
You realise there's a search function
>>62835755
>he thinks these people have ever been in a gypo shop in their lives
Starting to like Selina to be honest. Would hate fuck.
>>62835724
Most of the contestants are borderline autists.
If the people on this show were born just a few years late, they'd all be lurking /r9k/.
Like you.
>>62835741
>bald
>winning
>>62835744
>scouse
I hate this fucking American
>The city of Gary's accent
>not watching the jungle
By discount store do they mean like aldi and lidl?
>>62835744
>scouse
Get out
>>62835741
Good lord, no.
Who the fuck buys cheap electronics? If I'm buying some piece of tech you can bet I'm gonna be spending at least a week jewing around online finding the best price:quality ratio.
>>62835776
She was hate fucked (raped) by pakis in dubai lad
Damaged goods
>>62835808
Nah, worse, Poundstretcher style
>>62835808
No like a pound shop
>>62835808
I think it's supposed to be more like Poundland.
>selina's make up
>My eyes are blue. my eyelids should be too
S E L I N A
>>62835791
Sounds like Alan Partridge a bit
>>62835773
m8 I know, I know I can use Ctrl+F too, some OP's are shit tier though and I can't account for anon being a faggot
Considering I'm actually getting replies though it's pretty evident this is the right thread, ta m8
>>62835808
B and M
>>62835808
I thought they meant 99p shops
>>62835821
You need a life senpai
>everyone thinks Manchester is the far north
>tfw live near Newcastle
Lel fuckng southern poofs
WHY DO THEY KEEP GIVING SAM THE MATHS TO DO!? HE FUCKS IT UP EVERY TIME!!!
>>62835821
Depends on what we're talking about.
Shit like irons and hairdryers and things don't need to be expensive
>>62835808
We're going to have to go cheaper.
Holy shit stop putting the English Literature graduate in charge of the fucking figures.
why is Sam is such a stupid cunt lads
>Sam
>private tutor who can't into maths
>>62835827
Remember she's not a pole dancer!
>>62835853
Innit
It ain't even that far North
i wish elle was back
best lips imo desu
>Claud's face
>>62835822
Any video available? For research of course.
>>62835755
>Went in to a 99p shop for a bottle of water
>get to till
>"it's four for 99p"
>"I only want one, though"
>"we only do four for 99p"
Who buys four bottles of water?
>cleanshirt in charge of doing maths
>>62835865
I would genuinely spend at least an hour looking at reviews for irons before buying one. And I know for a fact that girls care about hairdryer quality. Some hairdryers are legit expensive.
>>62835853
Where about lad? Sunderland here
What do you reckon Claude's like in bed lads?
I reckon he's a strangler
>>62835865
>cheap irons and hairdryers
Enjoy your housefires.
>giz a load of freebies kidda
Cheeky cunt thought she had the 2 for 1 with her hand out
Didn't Luissa say she'd do porn?
Did that ever happen?
>>62835896
N-near Hexham senpai
>>62835821
you have never been embarrassed by some shitty cheap tat electronics your friend or family bought?
>>62835894
You're not the same as other people m8
If I was getting that sort of thing I want the cheapest available
Charlene is giving me a hate boner
DIRTY WELSH SLAG WANTS TO SMASH HIM
>>62835870
Maybe he's not a maths tutor
>can we buy one get one free
>no
fucking charlene and joseph man
BANTER
Charleine confirmed for alpha bitch
pink shirt is such a little faggot
I'd lick Charleine's beef curtains desu
>>62835890
Those shops are full of shitloads of stock and people really do go there and buy in bulk. In most cases it's win-win for both parties.
>>62835870
By private tutor he probably means trust fund babby who helped his sister with her homework once
They're not even trying to hide the budget cuts anymore.
>this week teams... you're going to flog shit on the street
>whoever flogs the most shit from their IKEA table, wins
>also the prize for the winning team is a £5 gift voucher for a garden centre
>>62835879
Vana's are better
Charlene's got a real inferiority complex with Richard.
>Brett made the sub-team leader
Capitulation incoming.
>>62835921
Middle of nowhere that lad
>sUB TEAM LEADER OF A TWO Person team
Hahahahah this has had some good laughs so far
fucking told
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY BARONNESS BRADY!!!
>Karen ripping them a new one
>>62835870
He teaches English.
I'm pretty sure that's illegal right?
>>62835958
This. Vana best girl.
>>62835934
unoit senpai
her bit in the last 30seconds i think i just fell in love with her
>>62835973
Yeah, it's goat
>>62835821
My family always wastes money on utter cheap electrical/kitchen shite then moan about why they're shit
It's like they've never heard of Sam Vime's economic theory
Who /Richard/ here?
>lying about RRP
lel
How do you even think that's ok
>literally breaking the law with that pricing shit
TOP KEK
>>62835890
>go into a poundland (dundee, scotland)
>look over at a till when someone is paying
>bit of paper stuck to the inside of the till lid
>£1 = 2 x 50p, £1 = 5 x 20p, £1 = 10 x 10p
etc
>i'm not interested
>YOU WOT YOU DONT EVEN KNO WOT IVE GOT TO SAY
i'd tell him to fuck off
>>62835994
OUI
Scott getting BTFO
>>62835994
Pretty sure it's fraud
>>62836008
>>62836022
>was £ now £
he is fucking out anon i'm sorry
>>62835768
Good man. I'm on about my 3rd Apprentice thread, been on 4chan for 6 and a half years. Hope you're as comfy as I am m8
are there any lewdy pics of Karen?
>"if I wasn't selling it I'd be buying it"
>that reaction face
please tell me someone capped that
my sides
>not even discount shops
It's like a car boot sale in the treet.
They arrest people for this since it's illegal trading.
Who's your all time Apprentice waifu lads?
>>62836008
Here
Ah, so sugar would be uncomfortable about miss selling huh?
He seems fine though when you buy the cheapest possible, about to turn squid and sell it way above value to the public.
Cunts.
>>62836023
Was it eemeegrants tho?
>>62836068
That bird who won series 2
>>62836068
Roisin
>>62836059
Are their recurring gimmicks or is just shit posting centre every week?
Don't get me wrong, it's decently comfy so far but some top level gimmicks wouldn't go a miss
>>62836068
>>62836080
What?
She was annoyed because thats illegal
>>62836080
It wasn't really about Sugar, some smartarse policeman probably tried to tell her off for false advertising
What the fuck is body butter?
Apprentice threads are like having real friends to talk to while watching
>>62836068
Kate from s5
>>62836068
luisa/helen milligan
would go to the pub with dan from last series
>£1.50 for Relentless
Are they having a giggle.
>sets up pound shop
Charge £1.50 for everything
>>62836068
shouldn't have got sack
>£1.50
>not £1.49
Business people!
I could do Claude and Karen's job. Literally standing behind this group of twats and shaking your head.
>£1.50 for a can of relentless
You fucking what mate, do they think they are in London still?
>They went to Manchester because renting a shop in London was too expensive
Also, they're trying to charge London prices the mongs
>>62836133
cheap for london m80
Would smash Selina.
>>62836068
>Upselling branded shit in a discount store
These fucking bourgeoisie bastards
>>62836068
Leah is fucking fit, but has to be Roisin.
>>62836124
Smelly skin grease
>>62836149
I'd rather buy something for £1.50 than £1.49
pennies are fucking shit
>>62836133
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>62836133
especially relentless.
Monster> Redbull>>>>>>>>>Relentless (literally salt, the drink)
>Scott already anticipating their loss.
>>62836113
>Not all those who wander are lost
How deep.
Charlene's foot game tho.
>>62836178
Yeah, Relentless is shit, worse than Rockstar even
>>62836068
Yeah, her. She looks just like my 6th form maths teacher who we all used to want to shag.
>>62836173
Basic psychology
A lot of the time, they let you keep the penny anyway, because, "pennies are fucking shit"
>>62836155
>you will never have such a arsenal of facial expressions as nick hewer
why live?
>>62836060
u fkn wot m8?
sir alan lord sugar would NOT approve
>this is fucking bullshit
Is that allowed?
>London prices
>In Manchester
Also
>Arndale
>Not Trafford centre
Are these lot retards?
>>62836170
Literally all Pound shops do that; that's their whole gimmick. They sell some shit below RRP and a bunch of shit which wouldn't normally cost a pound, priced at a pound.
>>62836166
£3.99 for a Redbull in some places near me
>>62836173
The psycology is £1.99 etc sounds cheaper than £1.49
>>62836178
Relentless Lemonade is the best energy drink, The Doctor Monster is a close second
>selina's neck tattoo
Jesus christ put your hair down you cheap slag.
>>62836155
I bet Karen has nicer tits than you
WHY DOES VANA HAVE SUCH A FUCKING MASSIVE MOUTH
>>62836204
Arndale is right in the city centre, Trafford is miles out.
>Does Jammy Dodgers go with Washing Up Powder?
>right over there next to Ann Summers
BBC getting cheeky with the product placement
>Discount Haven
>Look its on my tits
>LOOK
>Tfw i work at that Next
Might see me on the telly lads!
>>62836132
dan was a fucking tool mate
>>62836083
no
it wasn't even
it was fake tan fake nail hair in a bun on the top types
>no table in middle of shop
literally horrible. People are gonna walk in and think nah.
also Vana just said ann summers....
TWO FUCKING POUNDS FOR A PACKET OF HARBO
HAHAHAHA THAT SHOP LOOKS BARE AS FUCK ARE THESE NIGGAS FOR REAL
>Tucking the t-shirt in
>Wearing suspenders
oh lord
>£2 for fucking haribo
Shaking my head family.
Reminder Selina was gangraped by mudslimes.
These lot are absolute retards
>setting up next to poundland
Richard is a such a fagit
>set the blue store up right next to Poundland
Well, Sugar wanted them to lose badly
>Poundlad right there
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Richard is such a fucking bell.
Love Richard
Didn't like her at first but I find Charlene pretty qt now
Ideal gf personality
>Joseph looking like a proper retard with that moustache
What's with the pedo stache?
Vana making old men stare at her NY tits
b8er
Richard looking to get stabbed.
>bog roll £3
Fucking hell the show's gone to shit. In previous series they would've at least got a proper shop.
Mancs naturally dont trust southern accents. This is gonna pretty hard.
What is this weirdo doing?
I can't fucking watch Richard doing this
>£2 for Haribo
Shit nigga I wouldn't even pay that much in ASDA or something never mind a fucking discount shop
>I'm an ice skater
>how are you
>tfw I am studying the same course as Richard
Am I fucked arent I lads?
Holy shit Brett you hit the nail on the head. He is David fucking Brent.
>>62836315
Can you blame them?
Southerners sound inbred.
RICHARD IS SUCH A FUCKING NOB IT'S HILARIOUS
>go to poundland
>by a bunch of shit for a quid
>ask if I want a bag to put it in
>they tell me it will be a pound
wtf lads
