Albus Severus Potter... you were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin, and he was probably the bravest man I've ever known.
>>62823860
What did he mean by this?
"The other was a homo, which is fine, because it is 2015"
>>62823888
He was talking about god
>>62823860
>Severus
He was a good friend.
His son was fat
>>62823860
>he was also a big kek and your grandpa chad keked him
>>62823860
>brave
>he joined the Wizard nazis because his crush loved someone else
>he then proceeded to bully the son of said crush
He is literally /pol/ if /pol/ were actually competent.
Homo Traitor Pothead, you could have been a great wizard but I muddied my genetics with a Weasley. Enjoy being unfairly compared with me for your entire life, son.
>>62823888
prolly tylo be chillin
rip
>>62824235
As Rowling explained, it was the only way he could develop a relationship with him that wouldn't give him away.
What a crappy franchise
>>62823860
"He sent an assassin that killed my parents and tried to kill me when I was a baby. He was a good friend"
>>62825757
fucking kek'd
I gave up at the 4th film.
>massive dragon totally ignores the 100s of people closer to its eggs when Harry flies off.
Is there any man more keked than Snape?
A man who is not only keked in life but for 17 whole years after his oneitis and her Chad lover died?
He basically betrays all of his pureblood Slytherin principles just for the woman who rejected him and IS DEAD.
>>62825919
>pureblood Slytherin principles
Snape has half-blood, Hence "The Half-Blood Prince"
Do you even /potter/ bro?
>>62825943
Yes but he was embarrassed of his half-blood roots and worshiped purebloods just like Voldemort did.
Holy shit that kid looked just like me when I was little.
>>62824255
But all Weasley kids are either Quidditch superstars or magic geniuses.
Harry meanwhile is the son of two of the brightest students Hogwarts ever had and turned out to be a shit wizard.
Harry did I ever tell you the time I sent 11 year olds to the Hogwarts dungeon purely because of the House that a Magical Talking Hat put them in? I was a good Headmistress.
>>62824255
>but I muddied my genetics with a Weasley.
By wizarding standards, the Weasleys are highly respectable purebloods. They might be poor, but they've got good pedigree.
Why were the kids in Harry Potter so shit compared to their parents when they were kids? They were doing shit like making the Marauder's Map, learning how to transform, etc. Meanwhile pretty much everyone but Hermione was either mediocre or downright incompetent. I mean Fucking Harry has to be spoonfed because he can't find a way to breath underwater?
Reminder that if Harry was a girl his relationship with Snape would be identical to Sansa and Littlefinger
>99% of Slytherins are shitheads who bully, lie and cheat
>but this one guy was pretty cool, so I guess they're alright lol
BRAVO ROWLING
>>62825746
So snape was so kuk that he had to take care of his Bulls son?
Let's be honest, most anons on 4chan would probably be sorted into Slytherin.
>>62824255
That's how he breaks into the Pureblood upper crust of the wizarding world
It's like when an Irish or Jewish person marries a WASP
>>62826397
Not ambitious enough.
Most would be Hufflepuff.
>>62826397
Nah, Slytherin is for people who are ambitious and charismatic. 4chan is Ravenclaw
>>62826310
Harry and Ron were both way more powerful than Hermione. Hermione could never summon a broomstick from a kilometer away, or generate a half decent specto patrolis.
>>62825914
I actually liked the 6th movie the most because it had great cinematography. I recommend giving it a watch if you give even a slight shit about potter -movies.
>>62825914
Detection spell placed on crowd.
>>62823860
THIS PICTURE MAKES ME FEEL OLD
>>62826461
>4chan in a respectable house like Ravenclaw
You mean Hufflepuff, and Slytherins aren't charismatic at all. Tom Riddle was an exception. Harry describes them as an "unpleasant looking lot" in his first year.
>>62827432
>"unpleasant looking lot"
You do realize that they are british, right?
Everyone is unpleasant looking.
>>62826075
It was only in the movies, right?
>>62827850
nice
>>62827850
Kek.
>Hurry James Sirius Severus Albus Hagrid Draco Remus Neville Fleur Dobby Cho Cedric Vernon Whomping Willow Dudley Aunt Marge Aragog Riddle Bane Lupin Filch Crabbe Dursley Evans Fudge Shacklebolt Potter! You might miss your train!
>tfw only properly seen the first 5.
>>62827850
hows a raft going to help him with the water and food he would need to survive on the raft not to mention the powerful waves and currents and the fact it could take weeks before he sees another ship or land
>>62826345
She actually redeemed Draco and also Slughorn was cool. She did a good job of showing douchey Griffin dorsal too
>>62827985
Heh.
>>62826314
Even worse, littlefinger actually lost to Brandon Stark, he ended up getting murdered and then his little brother had to take his place.
>>62825870
>Snape is now Peter Pettigrew
?
>>62826478
Nigga did you even read the last book? She literally was casting protection spells on part with the ones that protect hogwarts. She was probably on part with Harry and Ron, she just didn't take dueling seriously. Harry was a terrible fucking duelest. I mean expelliarmus?
>>62828116
It's because he was the biggest softie in the Order. Everybody was making fun of him for it.
>>62828014
fishing and rain water
>has never seen Life of Pi
>MacGuffin: The Series
When in doubt, give importance to previously arbitrary objects. When confronted by a horde of tweens demanding you spew out yet another shitty book, give importance to fifty items since you can't actually write worth a damn.
Also, the movies are arguably worse than the books. If the prerequisite for enjoying a movie is to have read the book, and the book is bad, you can bet that the movie will be even worse.
>>62828298
>prerequisite for enjoying a movie is to have read the book
But that isn't the case at all. I never read the books but could understand and enjoy the movies just fine.
>>62828094
Pettigrew sold out James and Lily when they were being targeted by Voldy
Snape overheard the prophecy about a baby with the power to kill Voldemort about to be born, told him about it and only gave a shit when he found out that his waifu was the baby's mom.
ebic thread tumblr!! You're lucky the jani it or is /b/ tier pleb
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/Ei3TJOJAucfWvBXWgi02sA/
>>62828094
Peter pettigrew only told voldemort where the potters lived, snape is the reason voldemort wanted to kill him in the first place
>>62828711
It's all Dumbledore's fault for holding job interviews in his brother's bar.
I only like the first two movies. They were /comfy/.
>>62826058
>Harry turned out to be a shit wizard
..no?
I wonder if Severus ever spied on Lily while she was getting her pussy pounded by James. Maybe he started wanking because he loves getting keked. Snape is a kek.
>>62830330
The fucked up part is until the very end I thought you were talking about Harrys kids
>meanwhile sirius literally died because I was a retard, but he gets shit
>>62827850
> the bible?
What the fuck!? now I really want to fucking rape her!
>>62827850
>the bible
>>62827352
It is kinda weird that I can remember reading the books as a kid and waiting for new ones and then finding out there was gonna be a movie, but now tons of kids will have both already completed and ready to read/watch
>>62830278
he had a knack for the patronus charm and could 360 noscope expelliarmus but that was it. That's all.
His fucking disarming spell ruined the whole decoy plan and got his owl killed
>>62824235
Did he have a choice to join slytherin? I thought the house assignments were somewhat compulsory except in rare cases (have not read books though, so fuck if I know)
>>62826075
I'm super fucking jealous of you if you never had a teacher punish the whole class for something the one retard kid did. There was no better way to ensure that special needs fuck never had any friends.
what the heck did you expect?? Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects?all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>But at least the books are ggood though!
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King
>>62830560
>James Sirius Potter (born c. 2004) is a half-blood wizard, the eldest child of Harry and Ginevra Potter
>>62826397
Some in Ravenclaw, the hateful closeted fag racists into Slytherin but mostlyHufflepuff
>treats you like shit your entire lifespan
>treats you poorly on the basis of your dad fucking your mom
>treats you normally because he used to be in love with your mom
>kills Dumbledor because the only way they could come up with him gaining the trust of Voldemort was by killing the most powerful and intelligent wizard currently living
HE WAS AGREATFRIEND
>>62828116
On par, as in golf "par", par for the course, etc
>>62830836
actually he killed dumbledore in order to be the owner of the elder wand, though they managed to fuck that up
>>62828116
>Harry was a terrible fucking duelest
Won most duels he was in or fought to a standstill, even when fighting wizards thrice his age.
>>62830836
dorbadumb was already dying and he had snape off him in order to save draco dude
>>62826100
This. Lilly Potter was a mudblood.
/film/ when?
We shouldn't have to put up with these losers that belong on Tumblr and /r/books.
>>62830713
He meant the death eaters when he said wizard nazis, not slytherin
How does Hogwarts handle teen pregnancy? I remember reading in one of the novels how Ron's parents used to sneak off and fuck when they were at school, do they just use Accio Foetus or is there some sort of Wizard Abortion Clinic on hand in the school?
>>62830929
Ah, fair enough
>>62823860
And he was a good friend...
>>62830775
Okay now do Winnie the Pooh
>>62824233
Not sure why I laughed so hard
>>62827985
>Whomping Willow
lost
>>62830686
>His fucking disarming spell ruined the whole decoy plan and got his owl killed
Tbf he was fighting voldy
>James Sirius Potter, Albus Severus Potter, did I ever tell you about the time James Potter and Sirius Black tortured Severus Snape by hanging him upside-down in the air and laughing at his dirty underwear in front of the entire school and the only girl he ever loved? it was top kek.
>>62830798
>half-blood wizard
How is he half blood if harry and ginny were both wizards?
>>62828014
Hows being a smartass on 4chan going to help you with your schoolwork?
>>62831068
what? They were transporting harry and had a bunch of decoys being chased by death eaters, and harry disarmed like a retard, causing all the death eaters to pursue him, and in the cacophony of magic being hurled at him hedwig got shrekt
>>62830942
Are there any documented suicides rapes or murders at hogswart?
>>62826419
I'm okay with this
>>62831142
that whole plan was fucking retarded in the first place desu and even Harry could come with a better one
>>62831180
The Bloody Baron murdered the Grey Lady because she didn't like him then committed soduko.
>>62830775
I loved Harry Potter as a kid and I've read middle high and god tier books on that list.
And my conclusion is that harry potter is good, films are better than books, and porn is better than all of them.
>>62831241
as stated earlier, he couldn't even find a magical way to breathe underwater for a while. And the plan was working fine until he blew their cover by doing something only he would do
>>62823860
> Literally named after some faggot his mom hyper friendzoned and his dad bullied the fuck out of....
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>>62831297
>he couldn't even find a magical way to breathe underwater
That was in 4th year, and Hermione couldn't either. That plan was just fucking retarded no matter how you look at it.
>>62831299
No wonder he's the "Cursed Child" in Rowling's new play
>>62826350
LEBRONS
DID THEY SHIT IN THEM?
>>62831346
Except I'm looking at the plan from the angle of how well it was working to begin with and it's looking fine to me. And hermione's knowledge jumped from "omnipotent" to "retard" based on what the plot required.
>>62831124
Their kids are 1/4th mudbloods
>>62830775
>that ratings chart
Bookies really are the most elitist fucks aroun.
3 years from now there will be 11 year olds who were born after the last HP book was released
HP confirmed for literally a dad franchise at this point
>>62831392
>Except I'm looking at the plan from the angle of how well it was working to begin with and it's looking fine to me
>george lost an ear
>mad-eye moody died
Yeah worked fucking great. It's not like they could easily transport him away without any casualties.
>>62830278
At age 16:
>Voldemort had already made a couple of horcruxes
>Snape was inventing his own spells
>James and Sirius became animagi and created a map that can tell you where everyone in Hogwarts is
>Harry was crying over his crush fucking a black guy
>>62823891
>I don't know the Harry Potter timeline
>>62824233
I laughed, nice one anon.
>>62831466
harry had defeated voldermort like 5 times by then
>>62831466
>map that can tell you where everyone in Hogwarts is
that was the biggest Deus Ex Machina after the time turners
>>62831525
>mentioning time turners
Now you've done it :(
>>62831525
>time turners
>Authorises Hermione to use one for a year for lessons
>Doesn't use one to go back and take out Tom Riddle
>>62831525
>Deus Ex Machina
I don't think you understand what that word means.
>>62831643
she retconned something about how you can't go back further than 5 hours or you become retarded
>>62831653
whatever it was a bullshit plot device that has insane potential and should be way above a HW student ability to make
>>62830942
>Accio Foetus
My Khyan Nigger
>>62830775
agreed with everything expect for the books rankings(shit tier and low tier are correct tho)
>>62831681
That's how they got Voldemort the ugly babby body
>>62831777
>>62831806
Snakes don't have teats
>>62831835
Nagini does in canon
>>62831835
you shut your whore mouth
>>62831873
Slytherin is obviously the correct answer.
>>62831858
No, idiot, Pettigrew milks her venom.
>>62831873
None. Emma Watson repulses me with her disgustingly smug duck face.
>>62831873
What is the point of this fucking image.
>you will never be a 28yo manchild slav shit pedo that reads garbage like got and hp whilst playing videogames
>>62831912
>implying you shouldnt go with huffle or ravenclaw
>>62831873
Ravenclaw has the best qts.
>>62831956
>being in denial
topkek
>>62831873
wheres the option for none, redditer?
>>62831951
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you've a steady mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
tl;dr Rowling is a hack
>>62831873
what the fug, mod deleted my post
>>62824255
Harry was half muggle. He actually stepped up genetically impregnating a Weasley
>>62831982
You wish everyone was as sick as you creep!
>>62832086
mod has good taste
>>62832086
>didn't get banned too
too fucking bad teabh
fuck marry kill
Cho Luna Hermione
>>62832263
fuck, marry, kill
>>62832273
Fuck Luna, marry Hermione, kill that ugly gook Cho
>>62832173
baka desu senpai
>>62831467
More or less, autist
I want a teen comedy series like the inbetweeners set in hogwarts about 3 hufflepuff losers during the time harry's doing his shit
every episode they complain about how cedric's making the rest of them look shiteven when he dies, they still complain because everyone just knows hufflepuff for the depressing house that cedric was once in
>>62832297
this is literally the only answer, so much so that it's pointless to even ask
you don't want your children to be asian or crazy
I guess if you were a race traitor you could have fun with Charlie instead
>>62824189
>>62831467
>implying thats a bad thing
kek
pedo pls go back to tumblr
For some reason I actually liked how Rowling portrayed Harry's dad and his friends as huge assholes, and some of them persisted being assholes while the only one who stopped did so because he got everything he could want in life.
>>62832263
> Cho, Luna, Hermione.
Kill, Marry, Fuck
Though I would feel bad about Cho, gotta make a choice though.
>>62832263
Marry Cho, fuck Luna, kill Hermione
>>62832346
read this senpai it's pretty hilarious
http://thediaryofahufflepuff.tumblr.com/tagged/hogwarts/chrono
>>62832101
You mean half mud-blood.
>>62832369
I liked how they tortured Snape tbqh
>>62832409
That's difficult.
Marry Hermione
Fuck Luna
Kill Cho
>dumb moviefags don't realize how insanely obnoxious and unattractive Hermione was in the books
This is why people hate mudbloods
>>62832531
/lit/ reject are you stepping up to your superiors?
>>62832531
>insanely obnoxious and unattractive Hermione was in the books
I felt the complete opposite, to be honest ma'am.
>>62832572
read the books again fám
>>62832647
No, I refuse, imam.I'll just take your word for it. Luna is better anyway.
>>62832263
Marry Luna
Fuck Hermione (passionately)
Kill Cho
>>62832531
Hermione was always pretty but never bothered to show it off. It was only in GoF after her teeth are shrunk and she gets dressed up for the Yule Ball that people realise she's actually very attractive.
A lot of people who aren't familiar with the books or who have forgotten them, often miss that Harry in the books wasn't terribly fond of Hermione (at least early on) and got frustrated when he was left alone with her without Ron.
Steve Kloves (screenwriter for all the movies except for the 5th one) was a Harry/Hermione shipper and this is why many moviegoers were confused when Harry didn't end up with Hermione. Their scenes are a lot different to the book, to the point where Ron is given less and less to do as the movies go on. For example the dragon escape from Gringotts in the last movie, which Hermione comes up with, was Ron's idea in the book.
>>62832818
Yeah she got all of Ron and Harry's good lines. She was literally a Mary-Sue in the flicks.
>>62832818
>Hermione was always pretty but never bothered to show it off. It was only in GoF after her teeth are shrunk and she gets dressed up for the Yule Ball that people realise she's actually very attractive.
Ah, so kind of the equivalent of
>nerdy girl with glasses
>takes off glasses
>suddenly the hottest girl in school
?
>>62832850
>>62832859
Well yeah, she was Rowling's self insert, so what do you expect
>>62832859
Also make-up and copious amount of hair potion that Harry's grandfather invented
>>62832859
The Clark Kent Method.
>>62827985
BANE!?
>>62832369
Yeah, its a nice change from the traditional "Hero character has heroic liniage".
It also helped keep out the idea that "Slytherin is where all the mean/evil people are".
>>62830775
this is /lit/ pasta right?
>>62832818
>For example the dragon escape from Gringotts in the last movie, which Hermione comes up with, was Ron's idea in the book.
It was Harry's idea in the book
>>62833101
>"Slytherin is where all the mean/evil people are"
I kept waiting for malfoy to be redeemed and become Harry's Vegeta or something, you could see repeatedly in the series he was way out of his comfort zone and not really into the really violent shit the older people kept trying to foist on him, but he just never did it. Biggest disappointment in the HP universe.
>>62833092
>Was getting resurrected part of your plan?
> TFW literally everyone wants to kill Cho...
>>62833165
He literally posts it in every HP thread
>>62833179
Malfoy was just a little faggot tbqh
>>62833185
Cho did nothing wrong. Harry was a dense cunt
>>62833171
fug my memory is not so good
>Hermione's behind it all!
>>62833165
No its an actual review thats 100% correct.
>>62827985
>Whomping Willow
My main beef with changes between books and movie was the elimination of characterization for Nevil Longbottom.
That shit about how he and harry share a birthday and Belatrix using Crucialis to drive his parents mad the way Voldemort killed the Potters because either Nevil or Harry could be "The Chosen One" was pretty good.
Especially when you consider Nevil killed the last Horcrux and essentially Voldemort thus he potential WAS the chosen one.
>>62832531
Then why did wizard Messi want to fuck her so badly?
>>62833276
>Nevil
Must have been a typo
>Nevil again
Opinion discarded
>>62833205
>cho did nothing wrong
yeah, about that...
>>62833185
Cho would probably age nicely and make a nice wife, not to mention more than likely loaded.
>>62833337
What EVERrrrr
>>62833318
She used a love potion on him. Also his principle was a wizard Nazi and he wanted to annoy him by fucking a wizard Jew.
>>62833341
Yeah but her parents would just bitch about how you are just some useless wizard and not a lawyer or a doctor or Asian.
>>62833276
Neville was an annoying faggot so nobody cares
is there a worse fan base than harry potter
>>62833386
>giving a shit about what her parents say
If she isnt willing to disregard parents and aquire dick, you're doing it wrong
>>62833341
>make a nice wife
She got badly jealous about Harry hanging out with Hermione though.
>>62833430
>Wanting some immoral cock-thirsty skank
Pleb, go back to /b/
>>62833392
Star Wars
>>62833392
kek. hogwarts is not safe for any student also I don't think that a society that still keeps track of bloodlines and has slaves is very pro gay. I think they are in the same category as lovegood
>>62833392
A Song Of Ice And Fire
>>62833392
Game of Thrones got pretty bad after the TV show but that's only because everyone was pretty ignorant of it until the HBO adaptation which made everything worse. Young Adult readers and John Green fans also deserve a very special mention.
If we're talking non books then maybe Star Wars or the Marvel Cinematic Universe fans.
>>62833430
She is Asian, it doesn't work like that.
Snape was a LITERAL CVCK.
Daily reminder Harry Potter is socialist propaganda written by a feminist that turns cvckolds into heros to perpetuate the hypergamous female alpha fux/beta bux reproductive strategy.
>>62833392
Twilight, but that's only women and they don't post here so it doesn't matter.
>>62833474
i'm 99.5% sure those are the same people though
>>62833392
Transformers.
Trust me...
>>62833547
>the twilight is bad meme
oh boy heres the facebook popculture buff
>this is what tumblr thinks the characters actually looked like.
>>62833580
?????
What's your defence of Twilight? I have an open mind and am ready to be persuaded. Make your case.
>>62833546
>female alpha fux/beta bux reproductive strategy
But Lily bred with the biggest alpha in the series
>>62832101
I think it was 1/4th, his dad was full wizard
>>62833593
>harry is a pixar faced paki
>>62833392
Why do LGBT need a club? Do straight wizards form a straight wizard club?
What would you even do at a LGBT club? Talk about how cis wizards are scum? Have gay orgies?
>>62833593
>>62833647
Show me in the books where it says all the characters weren't black
>>62833650
use polyjuice to turn into other sexes/animals and have buttsex i guess
>>62833593
Whats the problem? Those are the only type of people that care about this terrible series anyways.
>>62833637
And she got beta Snape to invest all his resources into protecting her son, who was of zero genetic relation to him. Snape destroyed his inclusive fitness and literally invested all his time securing the genes of his enemy like a stupid beta faggot.
>>62823860
Should have named him Hagrid, Severus was a dumb choice
>>62833690
Most of the fandom hates the retarded tumblrites.
t. harry potter expert
>>62831180
>documented murders at Hogswarts
Only like every single year.
>>62833606
the last movie was funny. also sometimes a shitty story can draw you into a comfy atmosphere. I read a vampire book that was more or less 2 vamps and a human on a road trip from 1 city to another(set in post apocalyptic setting). I also ones read a story about 2 gay teens with one of them only finding out she is gay and other being named CC(yes)it was generic and it did not even have any sex, just fingering in a school shower and I loved the fuck out of it.
>>62833593
rons sister looks hotter
>>62833743
nice blog, steve
>>62833725
>t. harry potter expert
But you are one of them.
>>62833101
Didn't all Slytherin students get locked in their common house during that final battle against Voldemort because no one trusted them to fight for the school?
>>62831467
>Not knowing that scene took place during the CURRENT YEAR
>>62833743
L O N D O N
>>62833650
>Have gay orgies?
yes. there are a lot less gays around so they group up to make dating easier and to talk about gay problems, like their crushed on straight people
>>62833392
>i'll say anything to stay relevant
She truly is worse than moot
>>62833688
Sounds fun actually
>>62833690
Not really. I am full on /pol/ but I loved the series as a kid. Well, at least the first 5 books. 6 was shit and 7 I wasn't interested in anymore. And I know quite a few far-right leaning folk who liked the series, but see now that it was pretty much against all that we believe in. Tumblr just is so into the fandom shit that it often is the place you see the most sperging about the books/movies.so that gives the impression they are also the only type of fans.
>>62833793
Pretty much. Kind of a shitty thing for Rowling to write, especially since she was all about redemption and shit (the biggest example being Snape).
It is true Harrys Potter had an evil brother/ sister named Larry???
>>62833834
smirkingpepe.jpg
>>62833762
hey you asked for it.
>>62833793
No, they were evacuated out of the school.
>>62833851
fantasy does not have to reflect your beliefs. if that was the case I could never watch orc on elf rape
>>62833875
wait i thought voldimort was his evil brother??
>>62833851
>I know quite a few far-right leaning folk who liked the series, but see now that it was pretty much against all that we believe in.
This describes my trajectory. Harry Potter is basically a case study in how to produce great socialist propaganda that intentionally obfuscates how the world works in order to push its egalitarian agenda. In the real world, many human traits are hereditary and a result of blood. In J.K retard land, anybody can magically become a wizard out of nowhere because it has nothing to do with your genes. Also a lot of my teenage prejudices were formed from reading HP. Vernon Dursley's sister for instance who breeds "bulldogs" is clearly JK trying to construct a BNP voting Daily Mail reading violent idiot in order to make children hate and be disgusted by the idea of patriotism.
>>62833552
no I like the HP books but I hate Star Wars
How was Snape brave at all?
What the fuck did he do that was brave?
>>62833851
>I am full on /pol/
No you're not. Your post is very transparent
>>62823860
*Cringe*
>>62833875
no his name was haarry
his evil clone was haaarry
>>62833977
no,voldimort is his thematic mirror
>>62833993
It's much more complicated than that. There are elements in the series that reject Socialistic ideas, while also being very much conservative, nostalgic to "Old England". And magic is about genes. But there was a lot of political correctness and bullshit in there too.
>>62834006
he kept harry from falling of in book 1 and spied for phoenix
>>62833276
there are a couple of theories about how neville was the actual chosen one and harry was just a red herring to keep voldemort distracted
>neville was an actually decent wizard by the end who did things other then run around acting edgy in the forest
>neville didn't have literally every adult constantly having to save his life
>voldemort spent all his time trying to kill harry while neville was being awesome
it fits
One thing about British movies is that you want to speak with a British Accent after
>>62834051
Voldemort is Harry's Tyler Durdon.
Notice how they are never seen together except by supporters (Death Eaters) or people with an interest in protecting Harry (Dumbledore).
>>62834143
if you're a pathetic overweight anglophile yeah i could see that
or 15 years of age too
>>62831747
>being snide about Hamlet
Why?
>>62834184
Suck my dick, mate
>>62833993
Honestly my biggest beef with it was when I started actually researching Hitler and the Third Reich. It never really occured to me how much Voldemort was just Hitler 2.0. I also find it interesting she made Voldemort a half-blood. One could say it's just lazy writing (making him similar to Harry and all), but did she also write it beacuse there are to this day many people who believe Hitler had jewish blood thus making him a hypocrite.
Or I might be reading too much into it and forgetting that Rowling wasn't that clever. I mean, look at Remus Lupin's name, for fucks sake, might as well just called him Wolfy McTotallyNotAWerewolf.
>>62834099
Yeah, ot fits really well and pretty smart of The Order of the Phoenix. Put all the heat on Harry and then SURPRISE!
It even works I Harry fucks up and falls off his broom in Quiddich or something. Then Voldemort would assume he was free and clear.
>>62834225
This is why it's a children's series, and only developmentally disabled adults are still into it.
>>62834225
tee hee
you read and responded
>>62834216
U Wot M8?
>>62834099
No it doesn't. At least without extreme bias. The only ones who believe it are Neville fans, who are all fat crybaby faggots like him.
>le badass neville maymay
Literally cancer.
>>62834216
You have to be 18 to be on this website kid
>>62834300
I'm 19, should I leave?
>>62834216
grow up my friend
>>62834280
U cheeky cunt
>>62834282
The only reason people like Neville is beacuse his actor got hot in the last two or so movies.
Anyone prove me wrong.
>>62834099
All Neville did was lead the anti-Carrow resistance and behead a snake (which Harry told him to do)
Dumbledore and Harry did all the heavy lifting in Voldemort's downfall.
>>62834386
suck my dick, mate
>>62834282
>>62834386
All this shit is in the books.
I think Rowling was going to run with it but the movie studios were all "We made you with this shit and you need to make a kid friendly ending where Harry isn't a schizofrenic and Neville is the Hero.
