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>go to the cinэma
>its a lisa episode
why is this allowed
>go to the local kino
>its a YIFY rip
why is this allowed
>>62816712
They better have custom crab legs or otherwise you really need to find a new kino
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>try to take an uber cab to the кинo
>cab driver tells me i can't bring my falcon replica disguise NOT a fursuit -_- with me because it wont fit in his 1985 honda civic
>ask him if he wants to come with me if i pay for his ticket+tip to get around the no singles policy
>he changes his mind when i accidentally call him mum
>have to skip to the кинo instead and by the time i get there they stop serving breakfast
>combat roll through ticket booth in my falcon disguise
>cant find the theater thats playing toy story 2 because they're all labeled in roman numerals
>enter a room still showing a pre screening and have to settle for interstellar instead when the door locks behind me
>it aint me starts playing so loud i trip on my cape and one of the pallbearers spills hot butter inside my falcon disguise
>>entschuldigung~
>you too
>shit my pants a little bit when i fell but i dont think anyone can smell it
>movie is interrupted by the muslim call to prayer
>reach into trenchcoat to quickly download quran.pdf on my kindle so i dont get arrested
>audience thinks its a nintendo ds and starts laughing at me
>rush for the emergency exit
>theater shooter locked the doors
>the idiot must be a new guy cause he ends up killing almost everyone in the building instead of just a few people to make the flick more cinёmatic
>parkour through the garbage chute
>trenchcoat gets ruined
>have to go to baby gap to pick up a new one
>they dont sell trenchcoats for manlets
>have to buy a columbia raincoat instead
>so tired i forgot to pay tip
>off duty LGBT hate crime patrolwomyn arrests me on the spot
>spend the night in jail before mommy posts bail + a very generous tip
just got home and i still smell like shit and this gay coat is stuck to my feathers (pic related), should i call the fire department to cut me out, /tv/?
>walk to the cinema to see the new Goosebumps film
>I'm a single but, but the girl at the ticket booth felt bad for me and agreed to let in if I bought 2 tickets instead
>half time at cinema
>jumbo garlic crab legs ran right through me
>desperately need to shit but the toilets are out of order
>duck into transgender shower with a locking door while no one is looking
>insert shower token and water starts running
>pull down my pants and release on shower floor
>try to push rancid garlic-crab shit down the drain
>pushed about 75% of the rancid mass down the drain before the water shuts off
>already used the last of my tokens
>pull pants up and try to sneak back to my seat before half time ends
>cinema cops see me leaving transgender bathroom and preform on the spot penis inspection
>the lady cop preforming the inspection is hot and I instantly get erect and fail
>they ask for my cinema partner's phone number so they can come and retrieve me
>mfw
>detained at the cinema for 48 hours
>they let me leave after preforming a lengthy psych evaluation and background test
>forget to tip the doctor and get banned from the cinema for 6 months
>still don't know how Goosebumps ends
>>62818196
>cinema
pleb
>falcons don't count as a second person at my local kino
now how am I supposed to watch film as a single?
>>62818196
lel
>go to my local kino
>it's "it ain't me" day
>they get vietnamese hookers to do our penis inspections
>we get sent into the crab mine tunnels with flashlights
>my falcon gets fragged by gooks hidden in the sand dunes
it was bretty great
>>62817428
Get out of here Nate, your trance sucks dick!
>>62818814
where do i buy a falcon disguise to get around the no singles policy
are they cheaper than hookers in the long run?
>>62818196
>>62818775
sick memes bro
>>62817428
>кинo
Simply pottery.
>>62817428
>go to the hover cinema
>mute ticket booth worker spins his vinyl record to spit out several English like sounds
>I make out child or adult
>not sure what to do as I scratch my dandruff ridden head
>pop out head and shoulders
>Miss and get some on my shoulder
>ticketman asks me to use my engraved handkerchief to clean off his record player
>begin sweating
>dab the sweat building on my brow
>I reach down to clean it off then tactically toss my stinky hat and cut the ticketmans pulmonary vein
>tighten my sketchers as I am close to the ground
>begin fast walking to my theater
>non-offensive genderless cyborgs almost make it in as I put my mahogany wood cane through the handlebars, locking them out
>make my way to my seat in my mirrors edge cosplay, hopping from the back of one seat to anoter
>do a triple 360 spin flip into my seat
>how to train your dragon begins
>cell phone rings with the sound of star trek next generation theme
>forgot to silence my phone
>clenchassholesodiarherreadoesntslipout
>tell mom only plebs take out the trash
>shovel phone down throat
>begin making witty retorts to tell bullies online
>quickly whip out my amazon fire to private more videos on youtube
>no longer insecure
>man behind me taps me on the shoulder and asks me to turn off my device
>down a bottle of advil
>>62819151
LOL
>>62817428
>>62819151
SO RANDUM LOL
YOU SHOULD POST THIS ON /b/! XD
>>62819151
10/10
>>62819151
nate could you stop being randumb and autistic thanks
>>62819408
>>62819151
>>62819151
samefag tobehonest
>>62819420
>go to africa
>get disease
>dont see doctor for years till its out of control
>cant eat anything gluten or ill die
>mfw
>>62819502
nate calm down u can get arrested for cyberbullying in germany
>>62819700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uRCKtaOCU
try again
>go to the pictures
>they're moving
fuck this
>>62819700
>>62819502
Would you 2 faggots get a room? This is a board for /tv/, not shitty inside jokes. Thanks.
>>62820031
>This is a board for /tv/
prove it idiot
>>62820062
Not worth my time arguing with a memeing 12 year old. Sorry.
>>62818814
>>62817428
Who is this falcon man Nate?
>>62819996
>his eye is too slow to distinguish the pictures in the photoanthology
come on gramps
>>62821208
who are you quoting
>have to shit
>cimena showers are closed for maintenance
what the fuck am i supposed to do during a 3 hour long movie when the rest of the doors are locked
do they seriously expect me to shit in an empty crab legs bucket like some kind of muslim?
>>62820149
look im sorry, this is my first meme and im just a little excited
