What would you show to you class /tv/?
Blue velvet or Eraserhead
Before Sunrise
https://vimeo.com/31369640
I want to be friends with Melissa Henderson
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>>62807000
Dear god, some of those are just embarrassing. This isn't for a film class, is it?
Also, pic related.
>>62807159
STVN PLS
>>62807000
Something by Bunuel, I'd just laugh my ass off when everyone tries to work out the meanings of his vignettes when they don't really mean anything at all and are just stupid people in situations.
>>62807000
Hot Fuzz if I want to make friends
Love Exposure if I dont
Birth of a Nation
irreversible
>>62807000
this is why i don't join film clubs.
I Stand Alone
or
The Five Deadly Venoms
Either way, patrician as fuck.
>All those terrible movies
Glad someone at least put the Prestige on there. Its my favorite movie
Tetsuo the Iron man just to fuck with everybody and left alone
why do most of them have asian names?
Scrooged
it's just a perfect movie, no matter what time of year
>>62807270
A guy I used to know posted a picture of a Bunuel film with the tagline "Buñuel doesn't give a damn!".
Thought that was a neat little thing.
Only girls allowed? I didn't see any dude's name there.
I would randomly choose TWO movies made by youtube-celebrities every fucking week.
I would use an app to choose them randomly and ALLOW repeats. I would dress up and use a fake ID and moustache and everything.
>>62807422
Its probably an American university
>>62807000
>the old boy
The Princess and the Warrior
remains my favorite foreign film, but nobody ever likes it
so I'd pick that one to be an asshole
Upstream Color
I want to see how uncomfortable they get.
something rapey or incestuous
Malificiar is a pretty rad name
I firmly believe that there's something to be learned from good and bad films alike.
So, I'd switch off. Every two weeks I show two movies with similar themes, storylines, or characters, and see what one got right that the other got so horribly wrong.
Terminator/Terminator Genisys
Hot Fuzz/Let's Be Cops
Pulp Fiction/Lucky # Slevin
And so on and so forth.
>>62807000
>>62807000
Emily Russell is now my waifu. Is she cute OP?
Something important to film:
Birth of a Nation: yes it's racist but it also outlined how the modern movie is made in terms of plot development.
Citizen Kane: introduced more dynamic directing and camera-angle techniques that set off the "patrician directors" competition many directors still are a part of.
2001: opened the door to pre-CGI special effects to make themm high quality in a pre-CGI sense
>>62807573
This looks cool
there's a whole generation of people who need to be taught that Kevin Costner's career didn't end with Waterworld
>>62807000
>3 Idiots.
At least someone has some taste.
>>62807684
>dumb Bollywood movie with fart jokes
Take your poo movies somewhere else, Ranjeep
>>62807789
>imdb's 113'th best film of all time
>>62807808
>>imdb
>>62807808
>imdb
>>62807789
Found the redditor.
>>62807808
>idiots miming dumb bullshit
Actually, that could work well anywhere on the Internet.
>>62807808
>imdb
>>62807808
>imdb
>Kimberly Than - Spring Breakers
Found the slut.
>>62807000
>Only God Forgives
>The Tree of Life
BASED
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>>62807833
what's wrong with imdb? their top 250 movies list is a pretty standard 'great films' list
What's the name of the movie where a stranger visits a family and has sex with every member of it?
>>62807849
Hi Pajeet
Why do you watch terrible Bollywood schlock whose idea of comedy is toilet humor when your country has plenty of good filmmakers like Ray, Kaul or Ghatak?
>>62807951
>what's wrong with imdb?
>>62807957
Teorema?
>>62807951
It's for tumblrinas.
I've never heard of this film, I imagine it's a meme movie that got passed around, probably has a female protagonist.
>>62807951
>what's wrong with imdb?
>>62807983
>Teorema
Yes that's it! Thank you! I've been trying to remember the name of it forever.
>>62807961
>I haven't actually watched the movie: the post.
>>62807951
Nothing. It's just a meme.
>>62807951
>what's wrong with imdb?
>Most high rated movies are after the 80s/90s
>>62808060
Nobody fucking cares. It's Bollywood, it's all shit.
>>62808060
Oh but I have. What was your favorite part, when Silencer kept on farting throughout the movie or when that one guy got eletrocuted while peeing? I particularly liked the epic twist where it's revealed that this guy is actually a chink! Haha what fun!
>>62807000
>literally all meme choices and flavor of the month flicks
>all those changs and curries
let me guess, cali?
Squid and the Whale.
If I had time I'd show Once Upon A Time In America but it's a pretty long film.
Personally I wouldn't have the balls to show some black and white foreign film because I'd be too worried about people thinking I'm a tryhard. Probably end up picking something stupid like The Toxic Avenger
The fuck is this? Maybe Alien. Maybe Stalker, or Dark City. Maybe Cube. Maybe Bladerunner or Total Recall. Maybe The Dirty Dozen or The Great Escape. Maybe Close Encounters of the Third Kind or Fire in the Sky. Maybe Soylent Green. Maybe The Buttercream Gang.
>>62807000
Either the tv-series version of Das Boot, Lawrence of Arabia, Novocento or the tv-version of Fanny & Alexander.
The first two is for the ladies, while the last two are for the plebs to suffer through.
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>>62808694
These are all good choices.
>>62807000
>Brianna Ho - Dark Knight Rises
Marry this woman OP
>>62807270
I mean, you could arguably analyse some of them, because he's stated a few are based off of his dreams. Un chien andalou is, anyway. You could sort of psychoanalyse it.
But yeah people trying to make sense of a narrative are stupid
>>62810422
>Tarantino
>>62807000
>No one bothered bringing Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
I'd play that five days in a row.
>>62807000
>the old boy
lmao
>>62807000
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Goodfellas
The Wackness
Creature of the Black Lagoon
Duck Soup
Lone Star
El Mariachi/Desperado/Once Upon A Time In Mexico
Stray Dog
Evolution
Shadow of the Vampire
Fuck everybody else in the film club, if I'm picking then we're watching what I want.
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Maybe Ran if people have seen / read King Lear.
Something with clear technique you can have a good conversation about without getting too wanky.
>>62810422
Otaking draws for /tv/?
What the fuck
>>62810829
>inb4 the class retard comes up with the "Henry Fonda was the killer!" theory and everyone rolls with it
>forcing a class of plebs to sit through Tree of Life
Melissa Henderson is based as fuck
>>62807066
Are you me?
>>62810920
That is not a thing. Tell me that's not a thing, Anon?
Chinatown since it's sort of a "total package" when it comes to showing it in a film class.
Something like my life as a dog that good and pleb friendly
>>62810983
It's mostly a dumb joke but I know some people who wouldn't be ashamed to actually believe it.
>>62807000
Brianna Ho is a big girl.
Sátántangó
>>62807000
BRIANNA HO CAN BECOME A HOUSEWIFE
>americans pay thousands of dollars to watch pleb flicks and "analyze" them
there is no face that can properly convey my disgust
Holy shit look at all the gooks in your class, do you go to UC irvine?
I would show those nerds some real kino
I'm very attached to the idea of making a bunch of people watch The Color Wheel but then I'd look like a real weirdo. Maybe just Night on Earth.
>the old boy
>>62810858
He comments on a lot of dank /tv/ related videos, so yeah, I think he posts here.
>>62807000
Mad Max 1 (the best mad max)
Nosferatu
Metropolis
Good the bad and the ugly
Gran torino
Letters from Iwo Jima
Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem (fuck you it's a film)
Nausicaa of the valley of the winds
A christmas carol
Battle Royale
Herbert west: reanimator (fuck you i liked it)
>>62811618
Somebody put "Requiem for a Dream" and it was crossed out for being "too old", so most of the shit you posted wouldn't be allowed.
Probably Heat or American Psycho.
>>62811711
Requiem for a dream. As in the year of our lord God in heaven 2000 requiem for a dream? What. the. fuck.
I'd be fucked then because most modern films are shite. Maybe if I named all the star wars and some capeshit one of the nurrd girrls would have sex with me
>>62811711
>2000
>too old
I want to get off this ride.
This is at least a contemporary film class, right?
>Week 10 (March 13th)
>5. Morgan spells her name wrong
>>62811877
>film students.
>Christina Shimek
>Drive
Wood wife
>>62811877
I bet she enjoys the films of Wes Anderson
Onibaba.
Educate my shit up senpai.
>>62807951
>Pretty standard great films
>Full of movies from 90 onwards
>#1 is Shawshank redemption
Inception
>tfw instantly become most popular kid in class
>>62811744
Heat is fucking trash. I know you probably remember it as a fun movie but it's not. It's about 15minutes of the guys doing things then the rest is nothing but relationship drama for each character and it's just so fucking stupid and boring. Literally a woman yelling "you made me cheat on you!" and the guy forgives her somehow. It's just a kek flick.
