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2015-11-17 15:31:34 Post No. 62800766
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2015-11-17 15:31:34
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>at theatre to see skyfall, just released in australia
>alone so buy 2 tickets and tell the cashier my gf is in the shower
>faggot concession stand kid tries to put movie butter on my popcorn
>tell him to fuck off and just give me plain popcorn
>guard pulls out his pistol and tells me to get butter
>fuck
>end up getting my popcorn covered in shitty butter
>go to mens shower with my kookaburra and theatre cape
>little do they know i hid microwave popcorn and a stick of butter inside my kookaburra
>wait until i'm inside the theatre itself
>pull microwave out of my anus
>get stick of butter out of kookaburra
>little shit ate my popcorn though
>just lick butter throughout movie, not even warm because i cant find a power socket
>ends up melting all over my pants
>forget it's penis inspection day
>kookaburra passes the penis inspection
>my turn
>penis greasy as shit from butter
>crab doing the inspection revokes my theatre license and fails me
>get banned for life
fuck this shit, might as well have just stayed home and watched the kookaburra shit out unpopped popcorn
