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>supposedly her species evolved on a completely different planet with no contact to humans on Earth
>has an uncanny resemblance to humans, literally all the exact same features a human has
>green skin somehow means she's an alien
>movie in 2015 with a 200,000,000 for a budget can't make a proper alien
justify this /tv/
It's just a movie based on a comic book.
Just turn off your brain bro
the movie is supposed to be fun
>>62800082
mmmmmm green titties
>>62800082
Celestials did it. Every reace does not look like humans, but like celestials.
>>62800082
Yea your correct what do you want pham?
>>62800082
She has no eyebrows man. How alien is that?
Celesitals did it.
>>62800082
>justify this /tv/
They easily could have, they just didn't want to.
I looked for porn of this movie, and wow! It was disgusting, they used some weird ass green tint, and it didn't look sex at all.
If your imagination's so good then just imagine she looks like a 'real' alien when watching the movie.
Theres every possibility that op is a faggot, and aliens elsewhere will be exactly like humans.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/forget-little-green-men-aliens-will-look-like-humans-says-cambridge-university-evolution-expert-10358164.html
>>62800082
Isn't there an actual scientific theory on why species that were completely isolated from one another still developed similar characteristics... Like koalas, chimps and humans having fingerprints and shit.
Just turn your brain off bro!
>>62800082
a) humanoid life may have been seeded all over the galaxy by a greater civilization, i.e. Prometheus
b) this universe has a god that created all sentient life
c) it turns out that throughout the galaxy evolution often just happens to result in intelligent humanoids, maybe this is just the winning formula for intelligent life
b) it's a fucking comic book where every alien speaks fluent english including a raccoon who gives a shit
>>62800212
convergent evolution.
i love /tv/. u guys are so stupid.
>>62800131
>>62800151
This, common creator, similar attributes.
>>62800212
organisms from the same planet compared to organisms light years apart
>>62800269
Oh yeah, twas Jesus Santa Mohammed twasnt it?
On Christmas Eve, with the angels and cenobytes.
Silly, anon.
Our universe has an inteligent design.
We were all put here by the Celestials.
Our planets were all seeded ages ago by these giant space faring science gods.
>>62800110
Bro, dude, fun. Meme off.
>>62800082
>justify this /tv/
Speedforce
>>62800082
>not wanting to fug an ogre
>>62800082
Only /d/eviants would get a boner over a proper alien
>>62800082
its just a green nigger
>>62800082
Cause it looks better than her turd skin.
>>62801075
Yeeeaaah... Like you don't fantasize about sliding that tiny racist dick of yours up her perfect poop-shooter
>>62801326
>settling for inferior own-brand Rosario Dawson
clack
>>62801429
Settling? Really? Do you think that me, you or anyone else on this site has any chance of being with either of these women? Come on, be honest, you'd jump on the first chance you got to just touch Zoë.
>>62801429
Rosario only ever looked hot in Rent & Sin City, she looks like shit desu and has a wide man jaw.
>>62800206
Wouldn't they be reptillian? The only reason primates came to power was the asteroid sacking the dinosaurs. Planets without that would be dominated by lizards
>>62800082
I hope you find a job soon
This thread is total XXXX.
>>62800082
Black people don't look like modern humans
>>62801808
No fags allowed
Sorry
>>62802038
disgusting
Convergent evolution.
It's pretty intuitive. You couldn't think of that yourself? A lot of people agree that hypotheses on alien life should be based on the only life we're aware of, since anything else would just be pulling shit out of our asses.
>>62800082
>supposedly her species evolved on a completely different planet with no contact to humans on Earth
Think about this for a second. Wouldn't a lifeform need to evolve this way in order to reach space in the first place? It's not really such a stretch, you would need hands, arms and legs to build the tools you needed, you'd need pretty much everything in the same place to even survive the planet to last that long. It's a practical life design that works universally. Weird ass looking aliens could never make it into space with hoof hands and dumb shit like that. You NEED a humanoid figure
>>62800082
How many aliens have you seen? Can you post some examples of the real life aliens that you've come across please, anon.
Thanks,
A. N. Anon
Who cares?
Not sure why they keep casting her as an alien, tbqh.
She doesn't even look that exotic.
>View trailer for GotG
>See a raccoon in a walking tree firing a gun
>I laugh with /tv/
>Watch the movie, expecting it to be terrible
>It was great
It's nice to be wrong sometimes.
>>62800082
Fuck the anthropic principle in sci-fi.
I want to see a show with a sidekick who consists of a sentient mass of pure gravity (physically invisible) that communicates via manipulation of neural pathway speeds akin to telepathy.
>>62802385
>Not sure why they keep casting her as an alien, tbqh.
white nerds would rather have a hot sexy green or blue chick than see a nigger on screen
>>62802167
>general hoof hands, sir, we've finally built a space ship
>why are the controls configured for 5-fingered hands and not hoofs?
>i don't understand what you mean sir
>why did you build a spaceship that we clearly would not be able to use due to how we evolved?
>because then it wouldn't work
>>62802490
Ok..and?
You can cast anyone and paint them blue/green.
>>62802549
i dont know why they keep casting her specifically i was just answering why her skin is painted
>>62802464
>"the CG looked SHITE for that stupid alien sidekick!"
>"it was so lazy of them to make that new character invisible"
>"its really shitty having characters that dont actually talk, how am i meant to listen to someone else repeat what they supposedly say?!"
because your stupid ideas would translate horribly to visual media, perhaps?
>>62802524
Are you thing to imply that a creature with hooves could ever use tools? You think they could ever reach he point where they could build a space ship? Or are you just making an amusing scenario?
>>62802693
creatures with beaks and no hands use tools, why wouldn't creatures with hooves invent hoof-compatible tools?
they probably killed all the non-humanoid aliens because if you can't figure out how to fuck them what is even the point
>>62802889
There is no hoof compatible tool. A beak is articulated, but show me a space faring alien race that does everything with it's beak and I'll show you awful world building.
>>62800082
Because that's how she looks in the comic book, you fucking idiot.
>>62802889
They don't make tools, they just manipulate very basic forms of tools. sticks, and rocks, things like that to get a treat out of a little maze is not the same as making a fucking rocketship.
>>62802549
But you need nigger in your cast for diversity.
I need to go fap to alien chicks now.
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>>62803002
Aliens in Star Trek are not supposed to be realistic representations of aliens in other planets. The whole point of aliens in star trek is to be mirrors of today's issues/cultures/lifestyles/viewpoints.
>>62800082
Marvel fans don't give a shit about quality, so these movies cut corners and most of the bugest is pocketed by Marvel.
>>62803058
Been there done that anon
Incase makes good shit though.
>>62802996
paint the nigger green and it's mainstream
