The most effective move of the 3 "Ninjas" was simply to kick their opponents in the balls (in case of TumTum, balls and shin were pretty much the only targets he could reach). So why the fuck couldn't the bad guys be bothered to wear groin protectors?
>>62795523
a cousin of mine used to watch this trash all the time. i'm amazed that i can only remember one scene from these shitshows, and it was the scene in which one of them throws a pellet into the barrel of a gun.
>>62795523
>3 white kids
oh boy here we go...
>rocky loves emily rocky loves emily rocky loves emily
>radical!
>oomph
Need more quotes.
>>62795549
I probably havent seen this movie in 20 years and I distinctly remember him throwing the pellet into the gun barrel.
>>62795523
Jaws: I never understood why they had to hunt the killer shark in this little boat, instead of calling the coast guard or something.
>>62795549
>>62795647
Funny, only scene I remember is when one guy fell on a cactus with his ass.
>>62795615
>Remember the Practice Dummy!
>>62795523
>watching movies to find logical flaws in them
>>62795523
it always freaks me out when spaceships have a clear aerodynamic form. even better, when you see the effects of aerodynamic drag while flying in vacuum (like the battle at the begin of Revenge of the Sith)
>>62795523
Terminator - that's a really, really bad one: Nobody ever invented the AI for Skynet. Dyson just re-engineered it AFTER if came from the future.
>>62795788
it's because nobody wanted to believe they had a shark problem
>watching Three Ninjas Kick Back
>for the thousandth time
Come at me senpai
>>62796897
I always hate when they talk about not having enough fuel to get all the way to some place in space. Treating traveling in space just like travelling on Earth.
>>62796897
Well to be fair, in the Clone Wars the space ships were design to land on the ground. They still had landing gears even, so their shape might have to do with that.
After the Clone Wars and birth of the Empire, I guess they kept the design even though they were built in space and too big to ever be on the atmostphere let alone land on a planet.
sci-fi movies with people travelling near the speed of light all the time, but you see absolutely no effects of time dillation, like some of them aging slower
>>62797233
That was the most brutal one, with Tum Tum jumping on the back of this Sumo wrestler while he was on the ground and then going for his eyes
>>62796420
Trust me bro I'm basically Mr. Plinkett
I was thinking the exact same things watching the prequels, honest
>>62795523
In the early James Bond movies supervillains used to guide Bond through their headquarters like the Queen on a state visit, while explaining to him in detail how they would destroy the world. Instead of just killing him as soon as possible.
Movies are inherently fake so you shouldn't let outside logic impact your opinion on it
>>62797613
"The Name of the Rose" was all about logic being superior to superstition.
>>62796420
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>>62795523
>be villain
>boss orders you to steal some shit from 3 little boys
>"Oh fuck, they might attack me! Where is my groin protector?"
You are the with the logics flaw, OP.
Since time only exists in a person's subjectivity, treating it as some objective, external thing, in a serious fashion, made this movie a colossal waste of time.
>>62798080
literally never ever heard about that one.
![MV5BMTc2MDYwODA3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjI1NjgwMw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FMoUEjp.jpg "MV5BMTc2MDYwODA3Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjI1NjgwMw@@._V1_SX640_SY720_[1].jpg")
3 Ninjas Kick Back was a childhood staple.
Who else had a crush on Miyo?
>>62798671
Only thing I remember about her is how she constantly got some English words wrong
>>62796420
If Sheldon really did this, he could never enjoy all that Star Trek crap so much.
>>62795523
Rocky gets all the girls when Colt obviously is the cutest one. You can't explain this.
http://3ninjas.wikia.com/wiki/Young_ninjas
>>62797564
It's called hybris.
>>62795812
WTF?
>>62798080
>Grand Prix du Jury Sundance
Some independent shit nobody would watch unless being forced to do so
>>62799553
>The actor of Tum-Tum is actually literally named "Chad Power"
>>62798080
>Doesn't know about theoretical physics and math epistemology.
In Ant Man, it is established that shrinking only moves the atoms of an object closer together - the size of the atoms and the mass of the object remains the same. So how could Scott Lang have ridden ants? How did Michael Douglas keep the tank in his pocket? How could he go subatomic, when the atoms he was made of were still as big as normal atoms?
This is an actual plot hole. Not because it goes against known science, but because it goes against what the movie itself establishes.
>>62801491
Chad Thomas Power was born on January 30, 1982 in Ventura County, California. He is a childhood actor, and a young martial arts black belt, who starred in 3 Ninjas and 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up as the character named Michael Douglass, later nick-named Tum-Tum by his grandfather in the film, Mori Tanaka. He was the youngest child of the Douglass family in the movies. He started martial arts at a very young age and this is why he was chosen to play in the 3 Ninjas films.
http://3ninjas.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Power
>young martial arts black belt
>black belt
Shit, he could have defeated all these guys in the movie IRL!!! At age 9!
>>62801606
>moves the atoms of an object closer together
I wonder how they would do this with a crystal lattice
>>62801716
Or how did he get the Pym particles into the eyedroppers without shrinking the eyedroppers?
There are many plot holes or things left unexplained because they were not thought of.
>>62801606
>Turns out I have no idea how my machine/science actually works
>>62799553
>who is Darwin?
>why are female attracted to the fittest (not the cutest!) male?
>>62797418
Interstellar nails the science if that's what your looking for bro
>>62801606
>the size of the atoms and the mass of the object remains the same. So how could Scott Lang have ridden ants?
They just had to beat the Higgs particles out of him.
>>62799314
But they give reasons in Star Trek. Warp manafolds, tacyon particles, inertia dampeners. Star trek ain't gotta explain shit.
>>62797163
not necessarily true. we don't know who invented it in the original timeline.
the course of events that lead to judgement day are constantly changing, and it only ends up happening in each timeline because its a technologically deterministic outcome.
>>62798080
>time exists in subjectivity
Who told you, the God?
You don't know.
>>62795615
>>62796115
'light up the eyes boys!!! light up the eyes!!!!"
Have you ever fought a kid? Like, as an adult? They go down really easy, groin kicks or no. In fact if it's a boy kid then you can kick them in the groin right back. At least that's what I've heard.
>law abiding citizen
Lawyer brings a bomb with him that Clyde could have detonated at any time without returning to his cell before
>>62803524
>>62797163
in the second movie they go to some guy who designed the skynet AI ( in the original timeline)
in the timeline of the 2nd movie he's working on it but he can reverse engineer it from the t-800 cpu or some shit ( thus causing judgement day to be sooner).
In genysis its his son doing the work because t-800 killed his dad during 2nd movie, this time he's being spoonfed by the main antagonist
>>62803801
I never understood how they temporarily forgot how to fight when they met this guy. They had defeated a dozen Ninjas just minutes before that.
>>62803885
www.buzzfeed. com/daves4/how-many-five-year-olds-can-you-take-in-a-fight
I got 52 of those little bastards
>>62795615
>we don't wanna hurt youuu, we just wanna KIDNAP youuuu
>this stuff IS GOOD!
>good news is, the pizza delivery guys pie'd the babysitter in the face (Alright!) bad news is... they have guns
>>62797163
Terminator Salvation.
Marcus' purpose was to destroy John Connor and the Resistssnce by being a Trojan Horse that he wasn't even aware of. With this said there are a handful of times where Marcus is around a vulnerable Connor. Couldn't Skynet then make Marcus easily kill Connor through brute force?
>>62803974
The real question is why Nano Conner was building a new time machine.
>>62795549
The only scene I remember is "Light up the eyes boys, light up the eyes"
>>62804750
Spiking the drink for the intruders was pretty cool too.
>>62804871
Yeah, that was pretty cool. Oh, just remembered the part where they spray paint their masks.
>>62795615
>>62798080
>Since time only exists in a person's subjectivity
What?
>>62795523
In "Gladiator", Commodus could have simply ordered to kill Maximus as soon as he recognized him in the Colosseum. He didn't have to listen to the people chanting to let him live, after all he was he fucking emperor.
>>62795615
>rocky loves mio rocky loves mio rocky loves mio
>rocky loves jennifer rocky loves jennifer rocky loves jennifer
>rocky is a boyslut rocky is a boyslut
>>62799553
So today I learned there's actually four movies in the series. That I've never even heard of 3 Ninjas Knuckle Up confirms me for having the worst childhood ever.
>>62795615
Rocky: We should run.
Tum Tum: We should hide.
Colt: We should kick their butts!
>>62795523
hey, op, what do you think about this image?
>>62804504
That's kinda sick.
>>62808732
Why is Ann such a cunt?
>>62808732
My first though was that she would look in the box. Am I retarded?
>>62807760
This quote sticks in my head the most.
>>62795523
in the Dark Knight Rising in the plane scene, he shot a guy before throwing him out of a moving airplane to get him to talk - wtf?!?!
>>62804504
I got infinite.
Step up nigga.
>>62809986
Yes. Perhaps you would be more at ease with your own kind.
>>>/pol/
>>62797233
>>62797446
moooooreeee reeee sheeen tattoooo
>>62808732
WTF? I don't get it.
>>62806891
>>rocky is a boyslut rocky is a boyslut
Rocky is the most badass and no-nonsense fighter of them all.
>>62810226
Basically, autists will answer she should check in the basket because they have no understanding of human interaction. But normal people will be away that Sally and Ann know each other, and that Sally is fully aware of Ann being a huge bitch who fucks with people, so they know that Sally will obviously check a different location because Ann will have moved the ball.
It's basically a normie test.
