I always hoped that you would stop posting here /tv/. That you'd go outside, play a sport, find a girlfriend. I have this little fantasy, you see. That one friday night I would be out on the town and stop by this little bar and grab a pint, and I'd see you there with a 5/10. I'd recognize you by the cape and fedora. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor I to you, but we'd both know... that you'd moved on. Instead you sit in your damned cave fapping to waifus and crying about feels.
Fuck off, Alfred, you can't control me anymore
>>62792356
This *almost* gave me feels.
>by the cape and fedora
ruined it desu
Sorry to disappoint.
>>62792356
>i have this littler fantasy
what a kuck
>>62792356
DO YOU WANT ME TO TRASH YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS? DO YOU?????
>>62792356
You're fired
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>How 'bout the fact that I hate my son? I come home, he's sittin' on the computer in his underwear...wastin' his time in some chitchat room goin' back an' forth with some other fuckin' jerkoff... gigglin' like a little school girl. I wanna fuckin' smash his fuckin' face in.
Chit chatting to nobodies wasting time
>>62792356
alfred, i already play a sport and have a girlfriend. but neither supplies me with dank memes. and so here i shall remain.
His character is funny because he is a servant to a multi-millionare yet he's still willing to suck Bruce's cock like a good goy. He literally calls him "master".
