>where's the pudding anon
>this is my time when i eat pudding
>give pudding me
RAYMOND!?
Yeah definitely judge wapner
WHERE'S MATLOCK?
I was pudding it to your mother last night, Connery.
>>62790120
kek
>>62789466
tfw i thought this was betty white for the longest time
Here you go, Anon
>>62789466
... She must be ded right
>>62790272
She's 90 and still going strong
>>62790246
mfw I'm watching a movie reviewer rant about Paul Thomas Anderson right now
>>62790272
>>62790321
mfw people just assume actors after 80 are already dead
>>62789466
Jesus Christ is she melting? And why does it look like she's tearing up?
>>62791317
holy fuck
>>62791266
>>62791317
He still looks super sweet and friendly.
>you'll be old too one day
I'm afraid.
It's like you become an animal but aren't even aware enough to realize what you've become
>this thread
stop
pls
>>62791191
He went from looking a decade or two yonger than his age to looking a decade or two older.
Honestly pretty horrifying, I absolutely loved his smug.
Hey guys, Frank here.
Do you like my Batman comics?
Ba-man?
Wha's Ba-man?
I used to be in movies, you know
>>62791317
he looks like a little bird
peep peep
>>62789466
>>62788571
YOU DON'T GET ANY PUDDING UNTIL YA EAT YA MEAT!!
90 years old.
>>62791543
Kek, suck it Miller
>>62791602
>tfw
stop this
>>62790120
>>62791694
And still looks like a bad ass
I'll kill myself before this happens. Jesus Christ. 50 years is enough.
>84
>>62791504
He suffered a stroke iirc
>>62791768
I just remembered "Shit my dad says"
>>62791709
Alan Moore is the embodiment of Asperger's Syndrome.
>>62791768
HOW
>>62791232
He just wants Sally Field to love him again. ;_;
>>62788571
YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG
>>62791768
he maintains his youthful energy from trolling George Takei
>>62791805
stay away from hard drugs and heavy alcohol use - try to maintain a healthy BMI. stay active, and especially mentally active.
>>62789466
what the fuck
J U S T
>>62791768
>those jew genes
He can't have too much longer than Nimoy unfortunately. Wish I could've met both of them
>>62791768
84 and looks not a day older than 50. And that perfectly matured hairline, fuck.
Shatner literally has godlike genetics.
>>62791602
>tfw grandmother used to design dresses in LA
>left to settle down with a soldier aka grampa
>now in her 90s
>one day she falls and as I'm helping her up she starts crying and saying she doesn't want to be old anymore, and this isn't her
I don't know why that picture struck me so hard. Time is a son of a bitch
>>62791735There are four lights.
>>62791805
All those spaces between his words add up to saved energy.
>>62791768
He didn't live long and prosper so good.
>>62791766
>No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your (old) age. Relax — This won't hurt
Hunter S. Thompson's suicide note
>>62791805
He chose Reddit
>>62791768
>>62791872
>>62791879
Fucking badass
>>62791735
This is seriously on the first page of "patrick stewart 2015".
>>62791844
Every old person feels like that.
No one thinks "Oh this frail piece of shit is who I am".
They're all young people who woke up one day to find themselves old.
It happened to them.
It'll happen to you.
>>62791842
>perfectly matured hairline, fuck.
I'm pretty sure Shattner personally funded the current hair treatment industry. Hes infamous for it. There are a bunch of pictures of his bad plugs from years ago
>>62791879
Yeah I saw that on Reddit too
>>62791879
If I ever have a time machine I want to go back in time, pick up Hunter right before he commits suicide and go on time adventures.
>>62791833
That and don't lose your hair.
>>62791918
>On his death bed
>to be or not to be
>>62791918
>>62791966
He's tired.
So tired.
He won't want to go on adventures.
It's not like his life didn't have enough entertainment.
You just get to the point where... you're just done.
>>62790857
>melting
Oh good this is so funny too imagine
>>62791906
>Shatner is going to see all his friends buried
>One day he'll wake up and be all alone
>>62792011
>they dont have future space weed that cures that feeling
>>62791918
Don't you fucking dare.
He's got a new show. He's doing commericals, he looks like he's having a fucking blast.
Oh fuck he's going to self-kill when Ian McKellen cashes out, isn't he?
>>62792056
He's gonna dance on George's grave while throwing rainbow confetti in the air.
>>62791844
> tfw a few relatives come down with dementia and Alzheimer's
> the tears in your eyes after that first day they don't recognize you and it's only going to be getting worse from there
>>62791966
He killed himself because his dementia was only going to get worse and he wanted to die while he was still himself. It was the way he wanted to go out
>>62792070
>Ian dies
>Patrick has no reason to live
At least he has his 20 year old GF, right?
Right?
Surely that must sustain him
>>62792070
It's more about allowing those with debilitating physical and metal illnesses being able to chose to end their lives instead of suffering for years, having medical institutions drain their funds, and being a burden on their loved ones.
He's probably had friends and relatives suffer in later years.
>>62791844
>as I'm helping her up she starts crying and saying she doesn't want to be old anymore, and this isn't her
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xW2taEoH6s
You're going to be old one day.
You'll look at everything in the lens of "I could have done that" and you'll know that every thing you see is something that you'll never do and everything you experience might be the last time you do that.
One day, you'll just be waiting until the end.
>strokes
Literally nothing worse. Fuck.
>>62791844
>Egg, I dreamed that I was old
>>62791602
>>62791694
Mm who is this?
>>62791602
is that caitlyn jenner without make up
>60 years old
>>62791930
>hair treatment
it's a toup
>aging
I'm 27 now. Yesterday I was 18. Jesus Christ, it goes so fast.
I'm beginning to get sore when I hadn't before. My back aches if I pull too hard. It never used to do that.
Life is a cruel fucking joke.
>>62792215
That lines makes me choke up. Fuck getting old.
>>62790120
HOLLYL FFUUKKKKKKKK
This was incredible, I haven't laughed this hard in a long fucking time.
>>62792355
Exercise man
>>62792281
They were just a couple of songwriters...
>>62792424
I am, dude.
I used to be able to do anything and not give a fuck.
But now, if I don't have proper form I'll fell it the next day.
It's only going to get worse.
I can only imagine that everything I do will feel like this soon enough.
My fucking joints too. I start jogging and I feel it in my knees.
I used to be a fucking juggernaut. Nothing hurt.
Now I'm starting to feel pain leaking in like rain through a leaky roof.
How long until all I feel is pain?
>>62791805
He assimilated with the Borg
>>62792355
I know how that feels. These days when I'm waiting in traffic on the Queensburrough Bridge, my eyes feel a little weaker, a little more weary. My back, like yours aches, it's getting tight. Fuck sake, I just wanna cash my damn check and drive right home. The way it seems though, I'll be driving home like this for ever. Getting older.
>>62792449
>all we have is this one life
>when we die, it'll be the same as when we weren't born
>this is the one moment we have for existing
>death isn't sleep, it's erasure
>>62792377
>>62792466
Jesus. 27 was my prime. You might want to make some lifestyle changes man.
>>62792516
>27
>prime
Ha, no. Prime is 18-23
>>62791191
What the fuck I didn't recognize him in this picture holy fucking shit
>>62792516
I know I'm not as active as I should be, but if I strain myself at work, I feel it the next day.
That never used to happen.
I could lift shit with just my back and be reckless as hell and feel fine.
It's not like debilitating or something but for the first time in my life I feel... decay.
I feel being lesser than I was 5 years ago.
Like, it's not that I can become fit and ripped, it's just that it's not as easy, even in the slightest, than it was years ago.
Feeling like you've passed the hump for the first time is a humbling experience.
>>62792557
I peaked at 16 personally.
>dad is 60
>mum is 50
>people always assume my dad is 35 and my mum is 25
>no baldness on either side of the family
well that's a good sign for me
>>62792557
>Prime is 18-23
Sure, unless you drink too much and take garbage care of yourself for those years, then finally get it together around 25-26.
>>62792466
Dude, relax. You're 27, you aren't 77.
27 is the fucking physical prime of your life.
>>62792601
Feeling that mate.
My grandfather died looking like Santa Claus.
Big mane of white hair.
I didn't get his beard genes, unfortunately, but I got the hair ones.
Nice and full
>>62792601
doubtful unless they're both asian.
>>62792156
>metal illnesses
\m/
>>62792627
>doubtful unless they're both asian.
This meme needs to end, Xu.
>>62792633
That's what happens when you bang your head. Metal health will drive you MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!
>>62792646
there's absolutely no way that a 50 year old woman can be legitimately mistaken for a 25 year old unless she's asian.
>>62792668
you can easily tell the age of an asian person
you just have to look for the right things
(either that or they're being crafty with makeup or have had extensive plastic surgery)
>>62792668
Eat a cock, you delusional chink. That meme has been disproven, you ugly gook.
>Alexander the Great conquered the known world and died at 33
>Augustus became Emperor at 36
What have you done with your life?
>>62792699
Or they're using dark magic.
>>62792726
Moot once responded to me.
>>62792727
Yeah from those elephant ivory tusks, right? Fucking retarded chinks.
>>62792748
Only magic can defeat magic.
>>62792748
He's saying they're negroes.
Negroes don't age like whites
Black don't crack, as they say.
>>62792720
calm down, rajeet.
>>62792784
again this is just non-blacks not looking closely
>>62792799
Why would we want to?
>>62792784
No, I'm talking about dark Lo Pan magic. You faggot fuck.
>>62792557
Your testosterone levels peak in your late 20's, so yeah it pretty much is.
>>62792789
>Deflecting by saying I'm Indian
>Indians are Asians
Topkek, stay butthurt, Xu.
>>62791768
>>62792828
>>Indians are Asians
Only in Britkek land
>>62788571
He reminds me of my granddad, although he is from Yorkshire not Scotland.
>>62792825
High Testosterone = peak
Boy, you're retarded.
>>62792841
>Being retarded
>Doesn't even know his continents
Xu, stay mad, you dirty little chink.
>>62792851
Yorkshire is practically Scotland, y'cunt
>>62792875
>says someone doesn't know continents
>doesn't know India is a separate continent from Asia
Stay mad, Britfag
>>62792825
>>62792852
You're both retarded.
>>62791923
except we can just sit on our asses and browse the internet all day when we turn 80
old people just sit there watching the same old shit tv shows everyday
>>62792907
3/10 Xu, stay mad, you dirty gorilla faced gook. Glad that chink meme is dead though.
>>62792355
Sounds like you need better form. I'm 27 now and I feel alright working out 5 times a week.
>>62792466
>But now, if I don't have proper form I'll fell it the next day.
THAT'S WHY ITS CALLED PROPER FORM YA GIT
>>62792914
You don't get it, mate.
Them staring at the TV all day is like 5 minutes of their time. Days go by so fast when you're old.
You just sit down because your tired and watch something to relax, and then oh shit it's time for bed.
Think of it this way.
You experience time relative to the percentage of your total experience.
When you're a kid, a day seems like it lasts forever because it's a high percentage of your total life.
When you're 80, a day is 0.000034 of your total life. That's nothing.
An hour is so much less than that.
You think you just sit down for a moment and a whole day passes.
It's inevitable. It's just a result of living that long.
>>62791266
ytmnd 4 lyfe
>his final live action appearance was in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
wat
Is he going to be in The Silmarillion?
>>62792828
only curry niggers get this butthurt about chinks.
>>62791266
seriously, how the fuck is he not dead
>>62793065
>trying this hard
Nope, White as snow. You little butthurt gorilla faced nigger nosed chink.
>>62793111
have you tried taking the poo in the loo, patel? maybe it'll make you feel better.
>>62793065
>>62793111
>>62793146
Can both of you faggots just shut the fuck up?
>>62793146
>Still trying this hard
Topkek, little chink shit please. Go back to eating your neighbors dog, Xu.
>>62793057
hopefully they film all his scenes first
>>62791844
>one day she falls and as I'm helping her up she starts crying and saying she doesn't want to be old anymore, and this isn't heri hope all of yoou guys are living your life to the fullest and letting yourself being crippled by anxieties and fears because then you'll have the horrible pain of a life you never lived in addition to the pain of being old and slowly rotting.
>>62793184
Only these digits can bring him back
>>62793211
>>62793211
>>62791833
>stay away from hard drugs and heavy alcohol use
Shatner is a non drinker really?
> try to maintain a healthy BMI
Shatner has been a fat fuck since the fucking 60s.
> stay active
Really doubt he has been.
> especially mentally active
Well maybe he is. Maybe he reads a lot, I don't know.
>>62791879
well those are signs of depression. He should have looked for help and medication instead of bailing out like a pussy.
>>62793211
>>62793348
There's a theory going out there called depressive realism.
It says that depressed people aren't depressed because they're abnormal, they're depressed because they see the world as it is.
The study behind this study showed that depressed people are more accurate in their objective reasoning than neurotypical people.
So, maybe he sounds depressed, or maybe he just sounds like he's saying it like it is
>>62792727
like Daario
>>62793496
Who is more handsome Daario #1 or Daario #2?
>>62793348
he had a recurring hip problem exacerbated by a fall he had, he was in constant pain & needed lots of surgery & probably wouldn't have been able to walk again without a walking frame or similar aid. If you know anything about HST you know that wasn't gonna happen.
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oQf8wlH.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>Tim, can I be the Joker in your new Batman and Superman movie? I don't think this guy Ledger is fit for the role
>>62791191
He's 20 years younger than James Lipton but looks older
:(
>>62791844
This is one of the things that does scare me about getting old, I won't be able to do anything anymore
The other thing that scares me is I don't know who but someone in my family is gonna outlive the rest which is easily the most horrifying thing about living to your 90s - the majority, if not all of the people you grew up with will have passed away by then
Everyone you saw down the street, on the TV, at your school, at your work.. they are all gonna die one day and unfortunately one of those people are gonna outlive you
>>62791317
Gene Wilder lives near my uncle. He went over to his house in Connecticut once to help him stack firewood.
As an antidote, here's James Lipton. He's 89.
89.
Eighty. Nine.
http://www.today.com/video/today/55849456
>I...wish I spent more time...sheev posting on /tv/...
>>62791918
>he dies
>mckellen gives the eulogy
>tells about all the sex they've had since they were teenagers
>literally the entire four hour eulogy is the details of their coitus, climaxing with the very last blowjobs they gave each other before he died
It will happen.
>>62791768
And he's fucking killing it.
Honestly, this kind of post-80 liveliness is only going to get more common. Half of the posters here might be this spry in 60 years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXgylV9i914
>>62793704
>Yes, he was the most wonderful person I've ever known, and I loved him deeply, in a way you could never understand!
>>62791805
He's got a bit of chub to smooth out his wrinkles. It's a pretty common trick.
>>62793704
>>62793727
They first worked together in the 90's on stage. They both talked about it separately on Maron.
>>62791805
Vaguely healthy lifestyle, lots of money, low stress
>>62791375
Underrated post and proof that everyone here is underage.
![jack_Joker[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ojvgcSP.jpg "jack_Joker[1].jpg")
>>62793600
>Wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off craaaazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen to defend herself. He doesnt like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "Why so serious?". Comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!". Sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face." Aaaand, why so serious?
>>62791232
n-no thanks
>>62793761
we get it, you are not special.
and that pic is the sea, not a lake.
>>62791266
Damn, I knew Mickey Rourke was aging badly but not this bad.
>>62791879
Should've adopted a mentor.
>>62791266
Dude is a fucking ghoul
>>62792613
>tfw 26
>look like halfway between Arnold and Chris
There's hope. Gotta keep working out.
>>62793694
hes also caked in makeup/false tan and hair dye
>>62793739
Even better.
Four hours of passionate sweaty senior citizen sex.
Jokes on you, when I get old I get to finally watch the petabyte of backlogged movies and TV shows I hoarded before the internet finally became completely controlled by the government.
Vidya gaems too, arthritis be damned.
>>62793848
Halfway Arnold is still beastmode
>>62793966
Maybe if you're halfway from an average body. I've seen Chris do pushups. The midpoint between Chrischan and Arnold would probably be beefy, but not quite dedicated.
White people age like milk. Disgusting.
>>62792972
this desu man
i was a unfit teen and adult
>>62792972
It's not too late to exercise, man. I've got to get back on my routine myself. Straight bodyweight training two days a fucking week made me look fucking great, but I've been slacking for months now since I got my new job.
>tfw you can do degenerate things with no consequences cause your old
My grandfather told he hit a man and kept driving. Not the first crazy thing he said so idk if it true
>>62792449
Fuck.
>>62792449
That scene knocked me out of that shit.
>>62791906
>implying Doohan didn't absolutely hate his guts
